I'm well-maintained, I'm going to take the cobblestone. Oh, there are kids playing football in the corner. Sounds fun. I'm not quite desperate.

"Dear Calcirast, those children..."

"Kids there, let me go too!

"Why not!

I had no choice but to sit on the bench and watch Master Calci play. Oh, chute, oh, it's off.

Whoa, whoa, control the ball with exquisite foot judgment and pull the kids out. One, two, three, and send the goal post... how far are we going!