Vorpal Rabbit and Fortress Uncle

"Maidloid Day", a New Year's special SS

Maidloid is early in the morning.

If the band "Knights of the Great Eagle" were in a position to bind all the maiden working at the base "Winged Fort", it would be even better.

RCF-type NPC-22, commonly known as "Tama-san", as usual, awoke at 06: 00 UTC from ground base Seed 01 - Susano. Wake up from the dormant pod and go outside. The hairline of the body is carefully combed with a regular brush, and the hair is stretched to the end of the beard. Put the sleeve through the maid's clothing and attach the silver eagle brooch to the chest.

Perfectly groomed, Tama looked inside the dark room.

- Awakening command. Good morning to all maiden from class 1 to 10.

Good morning, Maid Leader

A cylindrical pod lined up in a row opens up in unison, listening to the voice of Tama-san. It was the maids of this building who woke up the upper half of the body, which varied in both the airframe and the gender.

From now on, I will start my morning work. Please act according to the shift chart. ”

I understand, Maid Leader

At the behest of the balls, the maiden droids move at once. I put on a uniform that was carefully folded to the side of the pod and left the room in a row without any disruption.

I saw the last person walk through the door, and Tama followed.

Chief Maid, the first floor west third corridor has been cleaned.

Well then, please go to the first floor East 5th Corridor for backup.

Maid leader, the repair materials have fallen below the specified value

Well then, I will report to Master.

The Durability of the Training Doll Master's Level 1 Training Doll in the Training Ground has dropped below 20%

Well then, I'll send a maid with repair skills.

Tama's job is to instruct and manage the maids of his men who work in the vast Winged Fort. Overlooking the whole area, send personnel to a place where there are not enough hands, and summarize what should be reported to the master.

As a senior maiden, she rarely actually holds a hammer or a golden hammer. She is tasked with mastering the junior maids who do it.

"Ah, balls. Can you refill the first aid repair materials at the training center?"

Okay, I'll have it ready in the morning.

"Tamasan, I'm full of storage on the farm, so why don't you move it to the dining room?"

All right, we'll be done by 3: 00 p.m.

My men are not the only maids to speak to you. The members of the Knights of the Great Eagle, who were based in the Winged Fort, also asked for detailed errands.

Tama-san is also a senior maiden, and his master allows him to possess a wide range of authority. You can purchase items for daily use or move items in storage at your own discretion.

Is it this time already?

In the morning, the Maidroid is dedicated to cleaning and repairing the Winged Fort. Ground Avant-garde Base Seed 01 - Susano occupies a vast area of the world's largest garage, so even if there are dozens of maids, daily maintenance can't keep up.

Dirty and painful garage interiors should not be viewed as a single maid's aid. Betting on her prestige as a senior maid, she shifted vast numbers of maids to keep buildings clean and beautiful at all times.

That said, maidenoids can't continue to work indefinitely. During their activities, they process a variety of data, accumulating fragmented information, the so-called cache data. If that is left unattended, it will gradually affect performance and eventually interfere with work.

"- Rest command. Transition to a dormant state in the rest compartment for the Maidroids from Team 1 to Team 10." Awakening command. Good morning to all the maids of squads 11 to 20. ”

Remote simultaneous contact to swap the total number of maiden working in the various places of the [Winged Fort].

Normal junior maids can withstand 12 hours of continuous operation, but the master's intention was to require a break every 6 hours.

Since Tama-san is an advanced maiden, the normal continuous operation time is 24 hours. Therefore, I take a break every 12 hours.

Good morning, Maid Leader

The working maids are dormant, and the other maids are moving instead. Their work on the afternoon shifts also included things other than cleaning and repair.

Chief Maid, the ingredients in the cafeteria have fallen below the prescribed value

Then, please carry what is in the farm storage.

The production of 70 training wooden swords has been completed.

Well then, please take me to the training ground storage.

Instead of completing the maintenance of the building, support will be provided to the investigators working at the base. Manufacture simple low-end items, replenish supplies, and interact with the central control tower.

Tama-san, can you give me a command in a couple of hours?

'We have sent you a list of directives currently in the public domain that meet the conditions. Please check it.

"I don't have enough tamanium." I'll also let you fold your fuzzy fuzzy

Here you go, please fully tuck your legs.

In the afternoon, the field researchers will be back. Those who want to do another job will see a new request, and those who are tired will work hard enough.

Tama was a devotee to all the knights based in this garage.

Ah! I'm detecting a call from your master!

Pikokun's brown furry ears sway.

She was a devotee of all the Knights, but she was the one who deserved the highest priority. She wears off all the miscellaneous things that were piled up and walks quickly.

Jump into a special elevator that runs endlessly through the building and head to your master's private room on the fifth floor.

Move your legs as quickly as you can, to a lesser extent. At this point, I am grateful that I am a cat-type lycanthrope. Even if you run a little rough, the footsteps don't sound loud.

The balls stop in front of a door and breathe in an instant. It's as if, because I was nearby by accident, I came so early, but I knocked on the door with a clear face.

Master, are you calling me?

"Yeah. Come in, come in."

There is a response through the door. Just by hearing that voice, I didn't know that my beard was shaking and my tail was shaking. She twisted the doorknob slowly as she admonished herself.

Large, well-organized rooms. A private room for one person only. Only Master and Tama are allowed to enter here.

"You're here." I've been waiting for you. "

I'm sorry I'm late.

With a gentle bow, Mistress (Master) feels sorry for herself.

Probably the same requirements as usual. She asks for the same thing every few days.

He shakes his reddish blonde hair and gently lays his eyelids down.

Well then, quickly.

Here you go.

The balls wide open their chest and spread their arms from side to side.

There, her mistress (master) and the deputy commander of the [Knights of the Great Eagle] jumped in vigorously.

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Ai pushes the tip of her nose against your chest and takes a deep breath. I am worried that I will hyperventilate, but I personally enjoy the expression of happiness in the polar regions.

For this reason, Tama has carefully tailored the hair and completely eliminated the dust. It's all for this master's happy time, sucking on his balls.

"Haha. Suckin 'on your balls is great after all." I can't stop. "

Petite type - Eye, a fairy plane, is shorter than Eyes. Although it is a long and short strategy, it has enormous advantages at this time.

You can feel the soft fur of your balls all over your body.

"Huh. Good..."

It's terrifying.

An eye that sucked more than enough balls sinks into the sofa with a shiny expression. Tamasan's face was clear, but his tail was wobbly.

_/_/_/_/_/

Maidloid is early in the morning.

The FF-type NPC-253, commonly known as "Kamil", which manages the "Shirakukan", which owns two garages, was awakened at 04: 00 standard time at the ground vanguard base, Seed 01-Susano.

Hmph. Hmmm...

Camille, with her large stretch and bumps, scrapes her eyes and combs. I said I didn't need it, but sometime I slipped off the bed that my employer bought, and I used a regular brush on the side table to clean up my rough and all-you-can-go hair.

I said I didn't need it, but in time I took off the negligee that the Lord had bought and changed into my favorite maid's clothes.

Looking out the window, you can see the dimly lit shore where you can stand in the morning. With the sound of the waves echoing in silence, she quickly began to clean the villa.

Do you want to do it!

I used the cleaning tools to clean every corner. No dust or slight stains are allowed in the corners. Thoughts are gradually becoming clearer as I move around.

It's not that big a building. Two hours after getting up, the cleaning is done. Just around that time, the other maid, who was sleeping in the bed next to Kamil, also wakes up.

”Hmph. Good morning...”

Good morning. Let's get dressed and get to work.

Hmph. You want to eat, don't you?

T-1, a black-haired girl in a white silk sleepwear. Originally, one of the three bodies constituting the central computing device of the reconnaissance command ship Amaterasu was Takamagahara. However, due to various circumstances, it works as a mere maiden under Kamil.

With a T-1 as commander, Kamil would be so nervous that he wouldn't even be able to talk. However, it is the T-1 of the maiden who is changing clothes while sniffing in front of her. Don't hesitate to teach as a senior, and that's allowed.

"I've finished cleaning up, so I'll water the farm." After that, I'll take the vegetables, herbs, and poison to the market and sell the items that I plan to sell. Starting in the afternoon, I'll be tidying up the warehouse in Wade's garage.

Noooo, I don't even know what you're talking about!

You know! I told you yesterday!

I slapped the butt of the T-1 that changed into the usual black kimono and pushed it away. Heading to the farm at the back of the villa. While she moves the farm sprinklers, Kamil takes care of each of the more delicate plants.

Well, I'll go there a little bit.

Be careful ~

Kamil enters the quarantine area wearing chemical protective clothing as she is seen off by T-1 moving the control panel in a stretching mix. There are high-risk plants that are difficult to handle.

She dared to avoid the poison that was coming down and overtake the puddle of acid. Check the condition of each plant and add fertilizer and water according to the situation.

She doesn't have the cultivation skills herself, but she only does what the Lord tells her to do.

"Phew. It's hot after all..."

Check all the plants, and after leaving the quarantine area, Kamil takes off his protective clothing. The red frontal hair was sticking to my forehead.

I packed all the vegetables in my backpack.

Let's do it. Let's pack up the others and get going.

Lightly complimenting T-1 on her rucksack, she carries the same. Without this, we can't transport large quantities of items.

Kamil leaves the villa with T-1 and goes to the market of Wadatsumi. In that corner was an unmanned sales office contracted by the Lord.

It's selling pretty well, isn't it? Collect it, replenish it......}

This unattended outlet seems to be popular. About 80% of the goods are already sold and paid for.

Kamil collects it and lays out the goods packed in the rucksack. You can't put everything down, but if you come in the evening, some of them will sell. If you put it in that gap later, there will be no problem.

Yo, why don't you go eat some monsieur?

It's definitely no good, right? Come on, let's go. "

Kamil stares at a stall lined with Inari sushi in front of the store and kicks off a salivating T-1, and Kamil walks out. T-1 chased it with a sad face, and the two of them moved straight from [Wadatsumi] to [Wade].

They are maidservants, but the Lord has given them permission to move between cities. You can't go out into the field, but you can use public transportation.

Climb the cliff with the Earth Spider Ropeway and take the high-speed armored orbital train, Yata Glass, to the ground outpost Seed 02 - Susano.

At the back of Coffee Shop No. 2, a corner of the township that was dusty and dirty, there is a garage called Shirakukan. Although it is the home of the company in terms of registration, it is mostly used as a warehouse these days.

I knew there was a lot of dust.

Is that so?

Open all the doors and windows to let the wind through.

Kamil wiped her face with her fingers with a thin stack of dust on the window sill, but T-1 only tilted her head.

I'll clean it up.

Guye......

I don't have plans, but I think we should.

Kamil quickly took out the bucket and pushed the bucket and mop against the T-1. The Lord said that it would be enough if you inspected it once a month, but I would like to do it about once every three days. This was a matter of her feelings.

Spend a few hours around noon to clean thoroughly. Replace the damaged floorboards and polish the windowpane until it clears of fog. From doorknobs to lighting umbrellas, don't miss out.

By the time the cleaning was over, the day was tilted and T-1 looked exhausted, but Kamil had a sunny expression.

Phew, haah. It's finally over.

What are you talking about? Let's get down to business. "

Inspired by the screaming T-1, Kamil entered the warehouse room. Stow items of materials you don't normally use here, and take out what you need instead.

Most of the items that were taken out were ordered from the Lord and friends of the [Shiraku-an], but some of them required Kamil and T-1 personally. However, it was ultimately necessary for the [White Deer Anguish].

”This time, it's over...”

Well, let's go home to Wadatsumi.

Heehee

I no longer grabbed the T-1s of these bodies, and Kamil was on his way home. However, when I passed in front of the New Sky on the front of the garage, I suddenly heard a voice.

Oh, Kamil-chan!

Mimore!?

It was the FF-type NPC girl who sounded like Kamil. He rolled up his blue eyes, raised the hem of his maid's clothes, and jumped out of the store.

Her name is Mimore. Kamil's sister, the NPC, has been a nuisance in the past. He worked as a waitress at the Xintiandi of Wade, and occasionally helped Kamil as a part-time job.

If I had come, I would have called you.

There was nothing else I could use.

I see.

Mimore smiles thinly at Kamil, her lips pointed. She was also well acquainted with Kamil's character.

Perhaps she was too embarrassed to show her face for no reason. Even though it was directly connected by a single door from the garage of the [Shiraku-an], it was deliberately taking a detour to enter and exit. For that reason, I was walking down the street so that I could see it from the front window, so where is the truth?

Mimore, how are you?

T-1, my sister is always looking after you.

I'm taking care of you!

I also know about T-1. It's hard to say that she understands all the circumstances, but she seems to think of her as another sister.

I'm relieved that Kamil is working so hard.

You've been working for a long time. Don't lick it. "

Fufu. That's right.

Mimore smiles deeply at Kamil. Her cheeky personality is adorable if she knows the circumstances.

Mimore has a job too, right? Go back quickly. "

That's true, too. Well then, I'll see you soon. "

Mimore waved his hand. Even though I'm an advanced NPC, I haven't been able to leave my post to chat for a long time.

Hmph.

Kamil pulls back from the T-1 and leaves the scene.

Mentor-

T-1 waved his hand back to Mimore instead, and the two of them went back the way they had come.

By the time I got to Wadazumi, the surroundings were dark and the lights of the town were beginning to stand out. The market was still buoyant, but it seemed that the number of field fighters was increasing.

Kamil and T-1 are again aiming for a vacation resort by replenishing the stall products that were selling a little. Along the way, Kamil held out his hand to T-1.

See?

Hmm? Nuah!? Hey, hey, hey, hey!

In her hand was a box filled with small Inari sushi. During the day, T-1 was looking at the stalls.

T-1 is eye-catching when I bought it, but Kamil does not want to tell me the details.

Just eat it.

Is it all right, dear? It's not poisoned, is it?

What do you think I am?!... there was no plan to clean Wade's garage, so it was a temporary bonus. "

Oh, thank you!

T-1 was innocent and willing to put out a box with the appropriate reason.

Kamil was a little worried that such a simple fellow would be a good commander. Then, in front of her, the T-1 held out the box.

... what is it?

It's a waste to eat it all by yourself. I'm going to rub it in half. "

"...... That's it."

After carefully staring at T-1's black eyes, Kamil gently grabs a piece of Inari sushi.

Maids do not require a meal because they can replenish the energy they need while resting. Nevertheless, it would be innocent to say it.

Through her long experience, she has come to know such things little by little.

Huh? The lights are on at the villa.

Really. Someone might be awake.

Yellow lights leak from the windows of the villa facing the sea. It looks like someone from the [Shiraku-an] is awake.

Let's go!

I know. Don't run so fast!

Kamil ran after the T-1. The footsteps were strangely light, and the stroking cheeks of the sea breeze were warmed red.

_/_/_/_/_/

A black beast about 1 meter long stands in the middle of a wide circular arena. He stepped on the stone floor with four legs, peeking at the dark fangs from a long muzzle.

The most distinctive is the black haze that seeps out from the body. As a result, the contours are ambiguous and movement is difficult to predict. Letty, who had been out in front of her, held her hammer guardlessly.

"Fuckin 'filthy shit." That's some kind of a name, isn't it?

Letty looked at the beast in front of her.

Perhaps this is also a type of Black God Beast.

I'll take it down quickly!

I know!

Letty and Toka ran together, and in an instant, they were right in front of the damn thing.

"Ah, sister-"

I said something next to it, but it was already too late.

The two of them reinforced themselves several times and pounded their maximum firepower.

"Colored flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flow

"Bite stream, one move, [bite ki]!"

The black beast was caught between the swords and the bowls so that they were in contact with each other. The black, dog-shaped beast that had lost its way was crushed with a silk-tipping demon.

Oraaaaaah!

Is it over?

The two of them began to attack with enthusiasm, opening their mouths halfway to a surprisingly dazzling settlement.

Shit did not fight back, but was crushed and melted on the stone stage.

“This can't be the end of the story. Be careful!"

Ai calls attention sharply to Lettie, who has been cut through a thread of tension. It was then.

"Ugh!?"

Gyuuuuu!

The corpse of a piece of shit dissolved in the floor bubbles. It started to move when it became a liquid with a high viscosity and a dullness. Immediately after that, Lettie and Toka, who were standing at the side, covered their mouths and noses with their hands, and bent over and retreated.

We both tilted our necks at their reactions, and soon we'll know why.

"Ahhh...!"

"Fuck!"

There was a smell that stained the back of my nose.

Retreat to the edge of the stage with the blue-looking Lettie. Even so, I couldn't escape the smell, and the hell of snorting spread.

"I'm going to die! My nose is bent and I'm going to die!"

Letty in particular seemed to be having a hard time.

She has a good nose because she's a lycanthrop. This time it seemed to be avenged.

While Letty was running around with tears in her eyes, Shit kept moving. Vigorously move the bogo bogo and black mucus to start to shape again.

"Wow! Is that what that big beast meant?"

With her nose removed, Toka gnaws at the shit.

In front of her, Shit once again became a quadruple-legged beast. However, it has become larger than before, and the fangs and nails have become sharper.

It seems that the beast that four beastmen were fighting in front of us was after Fuckin 'Rise and Fall.

"Ugh. And I thought I was going to die..."

Fortunately, the stench subsided when the damn thing completely fixed itself.

Letty's expression was relaxed, but she stood up with her navel as her support. As a result, I sharpened my ruby eyes and stared at the black beast.

"I will never forgive you. I'll crush you to perfection!"

"Hey, Letty!?"

Screaming with sentiment, she runs out in a frenzy.

Shortly after stopping, she approached the damn thing again and waved high.

[Heavy Crush!

It makes a squeaky, watery sound.

Letty's hammer smashed Shit's skull and scattered it all around. When she sees it, she immediately comes back to us. Shit, my body is starting to bubble again.

"Don't attack without thinking too much." You'll be stronger again. "

"If you get stronger, you just smash it!"

Letty barks with a rough sniff.

"Gu, ghhhhh"

Phew! It's so bitter inside your mouth

Once again, the stench filled the arena.

This time, it smells even denser than before, like rotten rags. Usually, the shy female team was hitting around with a miserable expression.

Of course, I'm no exception.

"Look, you've grown big after all!"

Then the damn thing will come back to life again.

Your body will be 3 meters long and your feet will be thick and muscular. The sharp fangs stretch out from her rough, exhaling mouth, and her body is enriched with hair. A still dark black haze rose from her body, which seemed to be feverish.

He's scratching the ground with sharp claws, scratching us as if to fix it.

"I'll knock you down as many times as I can!" Lettie is the last one standing!? "

"... wait a minute"

Letty rushes out as she sees a rising piece of shit. However, a thread suddenly flew around her feet and she fell flashily. Standing in front of Letty, who fell from her face, was a black masked swordfish.

"Miga-ge!? Isn't that dangerous!"

"Calm down, we can't defeat him just by attacking."

Lettie was angry with her ears pinned up, and Mikage groaned in a flat tone.

"Ledge, can you stop him from moving?"

"Leave it to me. 'Forced germination'!"

Responding to the call of Miguel, he takes the seed bottle out of his pocket and throws it at the dog. Inside is a plant called "Entanglement".

A seed bottle flying with a parabola hits the tip of the motherfucker's nose and shatters. The seeds inside absorbed the nutrient solution and the vines exploded. It instantly tied the limbs of the motherfucker tightly together.

For now, maybe about five minutes is okay.

"It's a nasty performance..."

Eye is surprised to say something, but it's a little unexpected for me.

I don't know why, but the shit didn't come aggressively. Even if I was tied up by entanglement, I could not see the algae scratching just by roaring.

Well then, let me explain.

Letty opens her mouth as she stands up, removing the thread tangled in her legs. Mikage nodded one after the other in her pursuit.

"The more he attacks, the stronger he gets." I think they're enemies who curse back. "

Curse-taking. It's one of the magic spells.

When you are cursed by others, you return the power to the magician to protect yourself. Mikage guessed that the beast was doing it.

Is that a curse?

"Yeah. You get attacked, you get resented." Convert it to your own strength and hit the other person. "

That's why Shit was spared Letty's attack. To get the weapons to take them down.

So, what should I do?

If we can't attack, we can't defeat them. Letty, who boasts the highest physical attack, sharpens her mouth.

Meanwhile, Mikage took out a piece of white paper and replied.

It absorbs the 'grudges' only through the damage.

What Mikage had in his hand was a piece of paper that mimicked the shape of a person called a proxy. He turns his back and turns to the shit that remains entangled in his head.

"Wipe the centipede that remains in your body." Get rid of the mud that accumulates in them. Shed a gloomy glow on yourself. And wipe away all that dwells in it. Curse Granting Extermination Form Substitute Seal

Cut off the mark with your hand and throw the substitute. It flies so straight that it doesn't seem like a piece of paper, sticking to the tip of the fucking nose.

At that moment, a black smoke rose from the noise. Shit fainted, and now it was all the same.

I saw the white substitute gradually dyed black.

Miga-ge!

"I think we can do this."

When they heard that, Letty and Toka jumped at once.

It's because of the past!

[One Thread Slash!

Two attackers.

Red and black blood bursts out from the sharp incisions. This time, Shit screamed in pain.

Lettie and the others responded by uninterruptedly launching their next attack.

The entanglement is also working, and the damn thing keeps getting picked up one way or the other.

Each time, the black beast's body is shredded and gradually shriveled. The two attackers are extremely fierce, and they do not know that the grudges of the stench are combined.

As a result, Shito disappeared into a black dust without being allowed to fight back.

{Ga, ga.... now!... a... gate, filthy... crusade!}

Once again, a clumsy announcement rings out. This was also strange, but first of all, it was a skewer.

"Mikage, did you know about the damn thing?"

It was too vivid a problem-solving exercise.

The previous party didn't know that, and it was defeated by the shit. He caught sight of it before there was any damage to us.

As the surrounding gaze gathered, Mikage said.

"I knew it. I knew it."

Instead, Alice, an astrologer from the Triad, spoke up. Following her, Pong opened his mouth.

"The Sanji League also conducts literature research in various information resource management vaults. At that time, I found the name of the" filthy asshole "."

"Is that so..."

Nevertheless, it seems that they didn't expect to meet in this place either. It was just a coincidence that Miguel remembered how to deal with it.

"In other words, do you know the next enemy that comes out?" --For example, "Treasonous Sakaka Hagi" or something. "

Eye says in a stiff voice.

At the end of her gaze, a black mantle gathered again in the middle of the stage. It gradually begins to take shape.

It's a thick-bodied rough horse. The fur was as black as darkness, and he was waving his hands and scratching the ground with his hooves.

"Sakakahagi of Rebellion. Inversion and Betrayal."

Mikage communicates its name and nature.

Well then, I'll go.

When she heard that, she raised her hand as Amy smiled with her white armrest in her mouth.