Vorpal Rabbit and Fortress Uncle

Idiotic "Scene of a Verification Team"

FPO, officially known as FrontierPlanetOnline.

An unprecedented big title that recreates a vast and elaborate world that does not depend on the performance of commercially available headgear by employing a cloud-based batch computation process by a large server center. Hundreds of thousands of people have dived into the unexplored planet of Izanami since the beginning of the service, and the number is still growing at a bursting momentum.

In the FPO, the player becomes a mechanical doll called a researcher. They will explore the planet Izanami as a robot dispatched from the highly skilled planet Izanagi.

There are several categories of investigators. Fighting and Enjoyment, Production and Combat, Freaks and Common Sense. A strategy team passionate about advancing the entire game story, and a research team whose mission is to solve the many mysteries scattered around the world.

And they were called the Verification Team, which pursues above all else to look up the game as a game.

Okay, let's freeze it for now.

"Come here!"

Underground Resource Gathering Base Seed 01 - There were about ten players gathered in Amatsumara, the only PVP area directly underneath the FPO.

There were only two people standing on the ring. Lightweight type - a golem woman and a wizard-like robe - a fairy woman.

"'Freezing Embrace (Cold Hug)'"

Fairy Woman - Karin Tow activates the Arts and releases cold air from the tip of her cane. Golem's pudding doll takes it straight from the front.

The two-meter giant pudding suddenly froze and was sealed in a huge ice column.

"Okay, that's good." And hit me 36.7 degrees diagonally. "

It's difficult to be 36.7 degrees diagonally

Another type - a golem woman - called out from outside the ring. With a troubled face, Karin Towe began tapping the icicle containing the pudding doll with his thick cane.

It doesn't matter how hard you hit it, does it?

"Yes. For now, beat it with the theory of a few hits."

For a while, the sight of Karin Tow just hitting the icicle in small pieces continued. The pudding doll in the icy pillar endures cramping without even being able to blink.

What a strange PVP development, but the players lined up outside the ring gazed seriously.

And then plenty for ten minutes. Only the sound of hitting the ice continues.

Alright, the test is over. Shit, it's been perfectly corrected.

"Of course..."

Kalintow shrugged his shoulders at Professor Muchi, who chewed his lips with an expression that made him unsure whether he was happy or regrettable.

They belong to a band called the Golem Girls' Club. Karin Tow is not a type - golem, but it is not a problem because the passion for type - golem is recognized by the [Golem Order].

It was noteworthy that they were Glitch Hunt-a verification team that searched for bugs and gladly reported them to the management.

"If I report it, I'll be sure to fix it next week." Works really fast. "

Isn't that a good thing?

In the FPO, the type-golem, especially the female aircraft, was recognized in some neighborhoods as a treasure trove of bugs. This is due to the fact that the load on the physical engine is large even on its own, such as its large body and well-adjusted chest. Equipment types are also small - the amount of data is large compared to the fairy type, and the overall calculation amount has increased many times.

In the early days of the game, there was also a flaw in the way that Type-Gorem could illegally acquire Type-Fairy armor through trade overflow and equip it to penetrate any wall. The ground also penetrates, and the player who did it continues to fall and die infinitely.

Alright, let's look for other bugs.

Ouch!

The other ladies clenched their fists at the voice of the recovered professor.

Here, the [Amatsumara Underground Stadium] Mini Arena 46 was their storage and verification workshop.

That said, I feel like I've taken all the bugs from the engine rampage in this case.

Do you want to try your hand at an inventory or three kinds of artifacts?

Verification of Karin Tow and the Pudding Doll - a bug correction confirmation named - is over, and other players are coming inside the ring.

Most of them were type-golem women, but there were other planes inside. However, it is common for everyone to be a woman.

"What are you doing with the inventory?"

"There must have been one that grew inside." I wonder if I can overflow it. "

"I think it's being fixed by a stone."

"That preconceived notion is my aim."

The proposed player removes the item from the inventory. It is a palm-sized cushion called "shock-absorbing air cushion". It's compact in normal times, but when it receives a strong impact, it explodes and becomes huge, protecting the user. Normally, players who fall from heights or plan to be struck by physical attributes will be able to resist.

Originally an item that only takes up a portion of the inventory, it can't be retracted once it's unfolded.

Come on, hit me!

Yes!

Karin Towe hits the golem with his cane with an air cushion. Aim for the moment when the cushion is released by the impact and store it in your inventory.

The timing is very stupid at a few tenths of a second, but when it succeeds, the “released shock-absorbing air cushion” enters the inventory. It's dozens of times bigger than usual, and it takes up a lot of space in the inventory.

"Damn. I can't hold it normally."

That's right.

Hmm, the cushion unfolds as it makes a sound. The tested woman sank into a soft cloth and moved her legs with regret.

"Get me out of here." I'm going to do the next test. "

At the behest of Professor Muchi, a member of the gynaecology takes the cushion out of the ring. Clear the space and immediately begin the next verification.

Basically, the verification team's usual play was very plain. Dozens or hundreds of verifications, and if you find a bug in one of them, you're a million years old.

When it comes to verification, most things don't look good when you keep bumping into the corners of a room for more than a few hours, swapping items in your inventory over and over, or bumping into each other at different angles in a particular technique.

Especially because the purpose of these [Golem Women's Guild] is to look for defects related to golem women, from the side, it seems that the well-heeled women are loose for hours.

I used to play a lot on the field, but sometimes I was caught up in troublesome male players, so now I am moving to various convenient mini arenas.

"Hehe. Huhhhh..."

"Hey, Karin, can you do it properly?"

Come on, push your arms over here.

Yes.

Their next test was Karin Towe's proposed “Behavior in the Case of a Fairy Sandwich between Two Golem Women.”

Two women's club players clung to each other, and in between they were caught in a karin tow and had a sloppy face. Karin Towe insisted that there was no choice because it was also a test.

"Damn, I envy you..." Does this kind of verification make sense? "

If you two can't do it, let's try it together!

To Professor Muchi's steep eyes, Karin Tow answers with a strangely sloppy voice.

Verification based on the premise of such close adhesion was an area that was not very advanced due to the unfortunate appearance and the fear of being in conflict with harassment. Because of this, Professor Muchi could not strongly oppose it, but to see the face of the fairy girl in front of him, he regretted that it might have been better to stop.

"Karin, you're having a good time."

"Why do you enjoy testing?"

Without paying attention to the gaze of his peers, Kalintow is sandwiched between three golem women. In the blink of an eye, Professor Muchi unexpectedly put his hand on his forehead.

Suddenly, the explosion echoed in the Mini Arena.

"What was it!?"

Karin Tow has just been ejected!

The entire arena was slightly shaken, and the steel ceiling was heavily dented. When the raining dust cleared, there was a fairy girl hanging there with her head pierced against the ceiling and her body relaxed.

Is that you, Karin Tow!?

"Are you okay!? Are you alive?"

HI, HI, HI, HI, HI, HI...

In response to the rushing calls of the women's club, Karin Tow answers with a wobbly voice with her head pierced against the ceiling.

Professor Muchi and the pudding doll quickly put together their shoulder carts and grabbed the legs of the karin toe hanging from the ceiling.

"I'm going to pull it out all at once. That's it!"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"

Heavyweight type - Several golem women hang on the legs of a cane. Thanks to them, Karin Tow can be rescued. The face skin was worn out, but it was an unavoidable sacrifice.

"Hee, I've had terrible eyes..."

Sitting in the ring, Karin Tow was dumbfounded.

A black shadow fell over her head.

Come on, Kalintow, let's keep checking.

"Huh? I've already verified......"

"Confirm the occurrence conditions and occurrence status. Rather, it's whether it's reproducible."

Huh, I'm the experimental stage again?

"You're the originator, aren't you?" And you're the only fairy. "

Kalintow spasms his cheeks against Professor Nikoniko's laughing munchkin.

The golem sisters grab her by the arm and secure it. No matter how much you resist the weaker fairy, you can't escape if you're held captive by women who outweigh your physique.

"Look, this is your favorite bun." In the meantime, we'll do it together. "

Eek

That's how the Hell's Pushed Bun starts.

Interpersonal players listening to the noise saw a fairy girl who was the type - the type who was shot straight up at a speed of 82km/h after being strangled by three golem women.

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Idiotic “Restaurant scene”

There are countless NPCs in the FPO world. While the latter can be broadly categorized as advanced and inferior, the former is equipped with very high-performance AI. Therefore, it is possible to have a natural conversation as if one were a human being, and it is even recognized that one is living in this world, carrying out economic activities at one's own discretion.

Among the many advanced NPCs, there is one that stands out even more. The girls are whispered by a rumor that a player threatened them.

There are several cities dotted around the planet Izanami, and the chief executive who manages them, usually referred to as “managers.”

They have a uniformly poor girl, a type-fairy ship that assists the researchers (players) in a variety of situations.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is very popular with players and now represents the FPO.

And even more.

Some people are more special than they are.

The three girls make up the Takamagahara, the central arithmetic unit of the reclamation command ship Amaterasu. They are called “commanders” and are very rare to see before the investigators.

Today, T-1-chan is coming.

Seriously!

The only place such a keeper could easily meet with the commander was at Sisters, a restaurant in each city.

It's not the usual NPCs that work there, it's the Administrators and the Commanders themselves. Their work shifts are monitored, and it's everyday for each fan to push.

"Come on, let's go. If you do it, the seat will be filled!"

"It's already buried..."

On that day, Bard rejoiced at the opportunity that had long come. He prayed to God, dragged the gun, a party member and a friend of Leah's, and jumped out of the rental room that was being used as a storage area.

Baldo recommended the Commander, especially T-1.

Compared to Sakao, who is recommended by Cancer, Commander T-1 is less likely to enter the [Sisters] shift. Compared to other commanders, there's a chance of encountering them in town, but it's not going to be difficult.

T-1 entered the [Sisters] shift at the time she was logged in. Then I have to go.

Here, make sure you're properly groomed.

"Shut up. You don't have to hurry so much."

"In the meantime, T-1-chan's shift time is looming!" Also, Sakao-chan seems to be there too. "

"What are you doing? Hurry up!"

Then the two men ran through the town at dawn.

Both the rented rooms and the Sisters are in the same commercial block. Rather, they are stationed in the nearest rental room so that they can go to the Sisters at any time.

When the two of them reached the [Sisters] of [Wadatsumi], there was a line of snakes in front of the store.

"Shit. These are hyenas!"

"Don't tell me that."

The two of them quietly line up and wait for the opening hours of [Sisters] to arrive. In the meantime, the rows continue to grow further, and the long boulevard is wrapped around a cricket game.

Eventually, when the sunlight came into the townscape of [Wadatsumi], the door of [Sisters] opened and a girl appeared.

Hahahaha! It's just now open! Sisters ! Welcome, everyone!

The blue-haired girl, Mizuhanome-chan.

The players who were chasing her roared at the sudden surprise. Those who fall to the ground with their chest restrained, even those who will be forced to log out in too many cases.

Please don't push me, please don't panic. I'll let everyone in, so just calm down and come into the store!

"Haru-chan! I love you so much!"

Thank you!

It was a common sight at [Sisters] just after opening.

At first, Mizuhanome answered the player's voice, who was already getting used to it and was reaching its limit.

< Sisters > is divided informally in the store. As a result, there is no limit to the number of people entering the store, and no matter how many people are lined up, everyone can enter without waiting time.

Welcome, and welcome to Sisters!

Ugh.

Thank you.

Both Baldo and Gunn quickly walked into the store and sat down on a soft sofa lined with stylish furnishings.

Hey! Call me when you've decided to place an order.

"Giiiiiiiiii, ah, Sakao-chan!"

Oh, what can I do for you?

Shortly after taking her seat, Sakao, the red-haired caretaker, appeared. Instantly, the cancer started to crackle with a strange voice. Sakao, who was called by his name, tilted her neck, but Cancer couldn't say much more.

"I'm sorry. I think I like Sakao-chan." I've always been on assignment with Sakao-chan. Will you praise me? "

Sacao smiled like the sun when Baldo saw him and explained the situation.

That's right! Thanks, Cancer! '

”Hinh”

With an unbearable smile, the cancer burns up like a vampire in the sun. Bard shrugged, exaggerating with my friend.

He opens the menu he received from Sacao and looks for food. Nevertheless, I have already decided what I want to order. T-1-chan's favorite dish, Oi-ni-san...

“Oh? Oh, by the way, we got a new menu.”

A specially delimited area of the menu is lined with unfamiliar items. "Curry Inari", "Paella Inari", "Tofu Hamburger Inari", "Onigiri Inari", "Fried Rice Inari", "Hamburger Inari" should have been a recipe conceived by some famous band in the game.

"This is Inari Sushi." Isn't the definition of Inari sushi broken? "

"Hey, hey, hey. Next time I make a mistake, I'll break the temele."

Bard lowered his voice to the gun that was resurrecting and peeking into the menu. Inari sushi doesn't exist in this shop, only Oshiage-san.

"But it's fine." I want Sakao-chan to eat the original menu as well. "

"Didn't Sacao like curry?" Wouldn't it be nice to make it? "

"We have realistic spices depending on the allowance." I'm just trying and making the right mix. "

Bard unexpectedly battles the cancer with his eyes fixed on his face. While my friend is at the forefront of what he wants to do.

For now, I wonder if it's all there.

Would you like me to do the same around here?

"You can eat the same food that T-1 ate." I have no reason not to ask. "

"You...."

The cancer shook my shoulder. He seemed to think that he, too, was my friend...

Cancer is a curry, right?

"Heart Curry. Next time I make a mistake, I'll boil you."

Classes call on friends.

"For now, we've decided on the order." I'll call it a day. "

"Oh, oh. What are you, a day?"

That's not true!

In Sisters, ringing the bell has a completely different meaning than other restaurants. This little handbell - and Baldo and Gunn agree - is even more attractive as stewards, and some of them are coming. If you sound unwillingly without any preparation and come to me poorly, you will be forced to log out at that moment.

"Alright, alright...."

Grab the bell with your trembling hand and shake it.

A girl appears from the back of the store with a beautiful tone of voice.

Did you call her?

"Nghipi!?"

At last, it was the brunette girl dressed in the poor maid's clothes of [Sisters] who came. White skin like white porcelain, pink eyes. The perfect look that God has made. This is our Supreme Commander, T-1.

Bard is blown away in an instant by the beauty and overwhelming presence of the aftermath.

"Ah, one hearty curry. Also, please do all of this."

Hmm. I see! Wait a long time. "

"Ah, ah..."

Why can I order cancer in a stormy area like this? Unbelievable. I don't understand.

Baldo told the order with a cool face, and even remembered the cancer that had achieved the feat of speaking to T-1.

And then she calls out to herself to continue after that.

But T-1-chan's face was too shiny to see. Why is it emitting such a strong presence? It doesn't fit within the scope of understanding. All that leaks out of my mouth is a pathetic squeeze. T-1 left without noticing Baldo.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I think he likes T-1." Would you mind telling me a little bit? "

"Shit!?"

The hand of God that was put there.

At this time, there was a backlight behind the cancer. I am most grateful to have met this person.

- That's good, buddy.

- Thanks, buddy.

The two gaze alone understand each other.

Stopped, the T-1 looked back at Bard with an innocent smile.

That alone would wipe out my existence, but it was a chance for my friends to make me one thousand loads. We can't let that get in the way.

Bulldoz almost regains his temper and removes the item from his inventory.

"Ahhh, this, this..."

Umuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

T-1 was surprised when his eyes were rounded.

The comrades sitting in the surrounding seats (T-1) pointed a sharp murderous aura at them. Still, I couldn't pull it off here.

Bard nods.

"Oh, it's an original odor." We hope you enjoy it. We also have a recipe. "

"Oh! I appreciate that." Hmm, this doesn't look delicious. "

With that word alone, you can feel your deepest emotions from your chest. Baldo desperately endures the overflowing tears of tears, and entrusts her to Oi-ni-san.

I'm so sorry. I'm going to let you eat it.

"Yes....."

T-1 turned his unyielding smile to Bard and left with a light footsteps.

There are only two men left.

"Hey, did you bring it to me?"

"Of course. Oh, I can just give it to you and die..."

Deeply sinking into the sofa, Bard smiled.

What he gave me was a supreme odor that he completed after a trial and error. From soybeans, rice, vinegar, and all ingredients.

One 50 kbit has become quite expensive, but there can't be any remorse.

I'm exaggerating.

"Didn't you really say that..."

Bard returns with a bitter smile to the giggling gun.

The two of them are aspiring men, unlike the two of them who are on their way. They were just like all the other guests.

Oh, Baldo. I ate it earlier, but it was delicious!

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

That day, Baldo was forced to log out.