Vorpal Rabbit and Fortress Uncle

Episode 694: "Good Couples"

"One! Two!" Three! "

"One! Two!" Three! "

In the lush green mountains, the wild voices of men spirits. The muscular men in Taoism were waving weighted sticks in a row.

"Don't shake the tip! Think of it all as an extension of your arm."

The mighty underbosses were mentored by a majestic man in a tortured figure. He holds a wooden sword in his hand, and his eyes are grimly sharpened to see if anyone has moved loosely.

Repeat the same movement over and over again, and let it stain your body. The sense of time is paralyzed, and even if sweat is blown out of your body, you will not be allowed to wipe it off. In the sense of a simple sequence of movements, the men had been practicing the most harsh exercises for more than an hour.

Stop it!

The end of the training comes abruptly. The voice of the teacher and the arrows resounded, and the gatekeepers stopped moving at once. Those who are somewhat accustomed stand with two legs, but those who have not yet knocked on the gate of the empty eye fall from under their feet.

"Some of them seem to have gained some strength." Can I double the weight from now on? "

"Ehhh. Please don't..."

Looking at the exhausted gatekeepers, the arrows bare. He who heard it opened his mouth, his face pale.

It weighs as much as two pieces of rice porridge at this stage. At this point, it is no longer beyond human ability.

"Taohua is ready?" It weighs three times as much as you guys and has a record of up to eight hours. "

Master, please don't compare humans to bakemons.

Monsters are monsters, and humans have the power to add and subtract humans.

"In the first place, the physical specs are too different."

"If you say it with the thickness of your arm, we should be many times thicker."

In response to the words of Hagiya, the gatekeepers sharpened their mouths at once to protest. As a teacher, Kaoru Arrow also has great flesh and skill, but his daughter is even more prominent. None of us saw her as a human being like ourselves.

"Excuse me, the race is with you."

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Wow, I'm so sorry."

At that moment, a person of interest appeared with a wrinkle between his eyebrows.

"Oh, Taohua, are you back?"

It was just the end of the evening training. Admiring that it was a wonderful feeling of time, Hagiya looked back and saw a giant bear. It would be a testament to his courage not to raise his voice even slightly.

With her mouth open, a clear girl's voice returned from the other side of the bear's tongue.

"I found it when I was practicing in the mountains."

"No, yeah. You beat me."

The giant bear has old wounds all over its body, and it has a splendid body that is likely to weigh several tons. Probably the most powerful man around here.

And it shall be thrown round and round, and laid on the ground. From underneath it emerged a pale girl with long black hair in a bunch. It is a thin figure with a line that fits the expression "handicapped girl", but the clothes and clothes that are worn are in season.

You don't have any weapons, do you?

"The main thing is to rush through the mountains and run around in the poorly maintained ones." I think it weighs on my whole body..... "

"How can you defeat a bear with your bare hands?"

"Um, I haven't seen my daughter since three days..."

"I've been in the mountains all this time."

The girl who wipes the sweat off her neck is pathetic, but the men who are blinded by her are not fantasies as fragile as glass.

She is the daughter of Hagiya and her loving disciple. Even if all the gatekeepers here are bundled up, she is an unbeatable son of the air-eye, Momoka Goshi.

"For three days, I'm getting tired of just nuts and raw venison." I thought I'd make a bear pot with this. "

The girl smiled and said, and the gatekeeper and dragon arrows were all together.

"No, thank you for your hard work. You must be tired too, so rest well." I'll leave this bear to my mother, won't I? "

"It's not soft enough to get stuck like this." Besides, there was a dish that came to mind while I was running in the mountains. With a dynamic recipe that boldly puts even the fur of a bear in a pot-- "

"You guys, take this to the kitchen!" In some cases, the use of force is also permitted. If you fail, you'll be in bed for another week! "

Shinobi!

Taohua suppressed the expression on her face like a maiden dreaming with her hands together, and the arrows screamed. The gatekeepers rose up their lead-like bodies in a sneaky voice, and several giant bears gathered around them.

"Heavy!?"

"What's this weight?" A tank? "

"Why did you bring this to me by yourself...?"

"It's okay, let's hurry." While the teacher keeps it down, we'll take it to the kitchen! "

The elderly gatekeeper hurried, and the men carried the bear like a shrine and ran down the long stairs.

"What are you doing!? Hey, it's the bear I hunted!"

"Don't worry, we'll take care of the rest." Tell you what, the ban on cooking hasn't been lifted yet! "

Krypton restrains his daughter trying to recapture the bear with the full power of her spirit. I'm sure that bear will love to eat it as a decent dish.

"Ugh... my bear."

Don't worry, your mothers will cook for you.

To her daughter, who was sad as she poked her knee, the arrows grew a little bit more compassionate. She is not cooking a cheap meal for play either. It's for the gentle reason that I want to feed the undergraduates something that will nourish them even a little. Sometimes I want you to learn that kindness kills people.

"Hmph, that's sweet!"

"What are you doing!?"

The moment Mochihana smiled bitterly and slightly relaxed her strength, Taohua smiled incomparably and stepped out of the restraint. Shinobi was surprised and impressed by the unexpected behavior.

"Lady, please bear with me!"

"I thought you were going to help us!"

"Yes, that bear is mine!" I'll treat you to a whole bear's muscle hotpot! "

Lady ~ ~!

With wooden swords, wooden swords, and types of gas guns that shouldn't be aimed at people, the underdogs try to quell a girl who is violently attacked by force.

"I was underestimated for trying to stop it at that level!"

"Gwaaaaa!?"

However, the powerful men were blown away by the stormy peach blossoms. A girl throws them a thousand slices as she dares to challenge them.

"Hahaha! I'll treat you to a 120% hot pot of bears, too!"

"I'm in trouble, lass!" Please stop! "

Kindness is going in the direction of the day after tomorrow!

Taohua ran down the stairs after the bear she had been taken away from as she threw away the men who were desperately trying to stop her.

"Hahaha! Whoa!?"

However, along the way, I fell unaware of the superfine threads stretched under my feet. If you roll down the stairs, the ordinary person will not be safe, but she is not an ordinary person, so there is no problem.

“Who set the trap for this place!”

Taohua stands up unharmed as a matter of course, being gorgeously passive. It was the rope from all directions, not words, that returned to her as she burst out anger.

"Wow!?"

"... please be quiet. For everyone's sake."

Even while avoiding 70% of your ropes, a boy in black appeared in front of Taohua who was tangled by the rope that anticipated his actions. From the surrounding bushes, men with the same ninja-like appearance jumped out one after another.

"Shit. Clandestine unit!"

It was those who were specializing in a field that was also part of the air-eye stream. Taohua's younger brother represented them as they drained the flow of the former ninja.

Taohua's lips were chewed with remorse as she was scribbled with a thick rope across her body. Compared to a militant girlfriend, they are better at keeping people in captivity. There was no way she could get out.

"My mother will cook the bears." Sister, please be quiet. "

"Mhh..."

In a quiet but strong tone, Taohua could only roar. First of all, we can't get out of this restraint, so there's nothing we can do.

She sighed deeply and expressed her desire to surrender.



"Phew, it's refreshing." It was hard for me as a girl to not have a bath for three days..... "

When Taohua returned to her home and cleared the dirt from the three-day training, the dinner duty personnel in the Great Hall were in a hurry to prepare the evening.

Lady, thank you for your hard work.

Thank you for the bear meat!

The undergraduates who found the peach blossom in the bathtub bend their hips at right angles to express their gratitude. She waved at it to see if the gatekeepers she had blown away were safe.

"My brothers are good at being passive." I'm done with the scuffs. "

"That's good." By the way, where's the kitchen? "

"Be on high alert. Please don't enter."

Taohua shrugged her shoulders as she was told in a strong tone with a smile on her face. I can't help it if you say that much.

She quietly entered the hall and lowered her hips to her position.

Some of them had already changed their clothes from their Dao Arrows.

That sounds refreshing.

Yeah. I'm a little tired of rocks for three days.

It's probably just a little bit of work, though.

Taohua enjoys a conversation with her father until the food is transported. That being said, most of it is about practice and the sky-eye flow technique.

But I didn't expect you to hunt bears.

"I was going to go to the field behind the mountain, and it was to be exterminated."

Answering her daughter with a light, vague smile, Kojaya replied. That's not what I'm talking about.

"I didn't expect a bear to come out of here." the timing is good..... "

Yeah? Is something wrong?

Taohua tilts her head at the sight of her father muttering something in a whisper. Foxtrot raised his face in a panic and shook his head.

"No, it's this way." It's nothing. "

"I see.... by the way, did you get along with your mother recently?"

While raising questions, Taohua changes the subject.

Recently, her parents seemed to have changed their lives, and after dinner, they were all closed to their room. It didn't come out for about an hour after that.

Since a short while ago, only my father has been caged in a meditative temple, but lately my mother has been with me.

Yeah? Yeah, well, a lot of things.

Hmmm.

Taohua raised one eyebrow to her father, who answered ambiguously.

"... if you have more brothers or sisters, please tell me as soon as possible"

Shit! That's not it!

The arrows jumped up at the words that my daughter murmured. It is true that it is the time of the couple around, but that is not the case.

In the first place, even Taohua and the others were finally given treasures by Kaoru and Kaori at that age.

Please wait!

The barrier is opened to break the subtle atmosphere between parents and children. She showed up as a gatekeeper holding a large pot and a woman in a kimono with a large plate full of vegetables and meat.

"It's coming, it's coming! After all, you took off your fur."

"Of course..."

Seeing the beautifully dismantled red bear meat, Taohua dropped her shoulders a little.

The large pots were placed one on top of the other on the tabletop stove. Immediately, the hall was filled with good smells, and the belly of the undercover students who had finished the strict practice screamed at once.

"Anyway, it's the first humane meal I've had in three days."

"Eat it, it's the meat you've been hunting."

A pot is also placed in front of the peach blossoms. Bear meat, boiled with plenty of vegetables, looks delicious.

"I didn't expect to get a bear." The timing was also good. "

"Even your mother. Did something happen?"

A woman carrying a large plate with additional ingredients - Kaori, the wife of Hagiya and the mother of Taohua, uttered her words. After all, Taohua thought there was something between the two of them, but she also let it go.

"Hmm. What are you two doing?"

"Fufufu. Don't tell me, don't tell me. Yes, oniichan."

"Oh, thank you."

Kaori transfers the contents of the pan to the dish and hands it to Kanaya.

"... oniichan?"

At some point, only the boy sitting next to Taohua felt uncomfortable with his parents' conversation.

What's wrong?

"... no, it's nothing"

But he decided not to pursue it deeply. I shake my head at my darling sister.

Whether you're a parent or not, you're not praised for invading your private realm. And now, the most important thing is how to protect the large amount of bear meat that my sister took without understanding.