What if my daughter wants to be a star

As a professional film critic, Yu Xi was already sitting in the best viewing area for the premiere of "Detective Chinatown" on Lunar New Year's Day, ready to take a look!

In fact, Yu Xi could have participated in the premiere press conference of "Detective Chinatown" and participated in the advanced screening.It's a pity that he caught a bad cold in those few days, and he collapsed on the bed like Yan Nantian, unable to move, so he could not miss it.

So Yu Xi, who has recovered at this time, came to appreciate the movie as soon as possible.

Yu Xi smiled triumphantly as he watched the crowd gradually seated around him.

It's not easy to grab tickets for the premiere movie during the Spring Festival!Especially for Director Su’s movies, others have already booked them in advance at a high price!

But Yu Xi is different, his ticket was given to him by Su Ye!

A while ago, didn't Yu Xi help Su Ye criticize "The Great Master of the Fairy Sword School", his position in Su Ye's heart has risen sharply.So after learning that Yu Xi missed the screening, Su Ye gave Yu Xi a ticket to the premiere movie.

Because the criticism articles that belong to Xi are both profound and intriguing, Su Ye certainly took a look at Yu Xi more.

——In fact, the main reason is that Yu Xi has a lot of words.

Long comments with more than 10,000 words!

After all, this is an era where whoever has more characters makes sense.

If Yu Xi used to be a "somewhat level of poisonous milk critic" in Su Ye's mind, then after experiencing the incident of "The Grandmaster of the Fairy Sword School", Yu Xi became "a somewhat level and very useful in Su Ye's mind." "The Poisonous Milk Film Critic".

It seems that only one attributive has been added, but this attributive is quite heavy!

No, Yu Xi now has the best place to watch the movie!

But speaking like this, it seems there is nothing to show off...

"I want to see what kind of detective film Director Su is like!"

Yu Xi watched the movie just shown on the screen and said to herself.

Like many netizens, after watching the trailer of "Detective Chinatown", Yu Xi was worried that this movie would be like other detective films, with a large case laid out, but the reasoning process was very sloppy and anticlimactic.

Especially in the trailer, "Detective Chinatown" emphasizes comedy elements.If it were not marked with the word "Detective Case", everyone would have thought it was a comedy and not a detective!

Although some reasoning plots were finally disclosed in the final trailer, if you want to know all, you have to find answers in the movie.

Yu Xi has already planned it. If the film is really good, he will exaggerate it!If the film has nothing to do with it, then he... less praise.

What to do then!

Just took someone’s money for a "commercial cooperation", but can you turn your head around and just swear?

However, Director Su shouldn't make me too embarrassed, right?

With such an inexplicable trust in Su Ye, Yu Xi watched the movie seriously.

"One yin and one yang is Tao, and those who follow it are good, and those who succeed are also in nature.-"Xiaoyi · Ci""

At the beginning, there was such an inexplicable old saying.

What does it mean?

If it's an ordinary viewer, you may not care about this sentence at all, after all, this shot only gave one second.However, as a professional film critic, Yu Xi's professionalism is beyond doubt despite being dubbed the "poisonous milk" title.

He keenly felt that this sentence must have an extremely critical connection with the entire movie.

"Why are you applying for the Criminal Police Academy?"

At the beginning, Qin Feng, played by Lin Yixiang, faced the questions of the two policemen nervously.

The film did not give an answer immediately. As soon as the screen turned, Qin Feng did not enter the Criminal Police Academy. His mother asked him to go to Siam to relax. He lives in the No. 1 detective in Siam’s Chinatown, and his cousin Tang Ren will receive him.

"He is the nephew of my cousin, your aunt's husband's cousin's daughter-in-law..."

A word from Qin Feng's mother caused a burst of laughter at the scene.

Just a laugh at the beginning?

Yu Xi, who was still considering the previous sentence, was caught off guard by this laugh.

As soon as the screen turned, the five-character headline "Detective Chinatown" appeared, accompanied by a burst of brisk music, Tang Ren played by Shi Taiming, with a wretched expression and a sloppy appearance, singing "Time passes and never returns, the past can only be recollected" flashes Bright debut.

Seeing this Tang Ren, the audience burst into laughter again.

Yu Xi also had to admire Su Ye's ability in casting roles. Shi Taiming didn't know where Su Ye got it from. He just stood there and didn't tell any jokes at all, but he gave people a funny feeling.

There is a face that makes people want to smile at first sight!

Yu Xi silently wrote down this point, and then wrote a film review to focus on it.

After explaining the two male protagonists, the plot began to advance.Huang Landeng played by Qiu Ling and Kuntai played by Li Xiang have appeared in succession. After introducing the gold theft, they also dedicated the second joke of the whole film.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Ren forgot to pick up Qin Feng because of playing mahjong. After arriving late, he lied that he was busy with a big case.

"Are you dumb?" Tang Ren asked strangely when Qin Feng didn't speak.

"I, I, I..."

"I see!" Tang Ren smiled wryly, "not dumb, but stuttering!"

If such embarrassing words are spoken in reality, it will inevitably be unpleasant.But in the movie, it is another joke.

After receiving Qin Feng, Tang Ren took him around the Siam Night Market.With long legs and drunken dreams, I strolled around the "landscape" of Siam.

The previous trailer mentioned "se love", which is really enough.

There is an internal taste!

Yu Xi continued to take notes seriously.

After a night of "love", Qin Feng could no longer stand the so-called "Chinatown No. 1 Detective" Tang Ren, and Zhan used his own reasoning to ruthlessly expose Tang Ren's true face.

This piece, Qin Feng's reasoning, is very similar to the scene where Holmes first met Watson.

Through details, determine who the other party is and what he has done.

God-like skills!

but……

So far, the plot is always funny.The laughs are dense and not awkward.But the theft of gold until now does not seem to have anything to do with these two people.

As for the "killing" mentioned in the trailer... how did you kill it?

Yu Xi was puzzled, and the next development of the film gave the answer.

Tang Ren was chased by the police!Tang Ren killed someone!

And this person is one of the suspects in the gold theft case!

Songpa, the suspect in the gold theft case, was killed, and Tang Ren was most likely to kill Songpa!

Tang Ren participated in the gold theft case, and made money and killed him!

After a ridiculous chase scene, Tang Ren called his elder brother Kun Tai in a panic.

At this time, Kuntai was in a meeting at the police station.

After receiving Tang Ren's call, Kun Tai shouted in anger:

"You come to the police station and surrender, don't think about running away! Don't think about leaving Siam by boat, and then transfer to Vietnam, Myanmar, Laos, and Cambodia!"

This sentence made the audience burst into laughter.

This big brother is really interesting!Teach Tang Ren to run away!

On the other side, Tang Ren and Qin Feng, who were still inexplicable about the murder, met a trio of robbers played by Di Zhengjie.

The alley digs out the crotch, the dragon is tattooed, and the four waves of Axiang family gather...

A farce, it caused a lot of laughter at the scene.

Yu Xi also looked very happy.

Haha smiling, he looked at the time, but frowned.

It’s been nearly an hour since the movie was shown.

In this hour, the movie only explained the gold theft and the murder of Sompa, and Tang Ren may be the murderer.

Then there is nothing else!

How about the progress of the case?What about the reasoning process?What about the search for clues?

Absolutely not!

During this hour, I was either funny or on the way to funny.

The only thing worthy of surprise may be Qin Feng's high IQ brain comparable to a supercomputer.

It is true that most people cannot do it by watching surveillance video at high speed.

But what about the reasoning process you want to see?Want to see it?

There is less than an hour left, Director Su, don't let everyone down!

Yu Xi watched Qin Feng and Tang Ren walk into the Songpa workshop, thinking with some worry.