What if my daughter wants to be a star

Su Ye raised his head to look at the sun hanging in the sky.The sky was spotless in October, and scattered white clouds floated quietly.Sometimes passing by the sun, I chatted cordially with father-in-law.

But just as the encounter of most people always ushered in a hurried farewell, Yunduo just said a few words and left in a hurry.

The earth was irradiated with a strange golden color, especially in this cornfield, it felt dazzling and hot.

Su Ye missed her descendants suddenly.

"Who came up with this kind of operation of planting corn fields in the middle of a mountain? Isn't this something you can eat?" Su Ye vomited mercilessly.

The people in the next program group heard Su Ye's complaints, so they had to smile awkwardly, and then decided to cut this sentence when they went back.

Lu Jiuyuan worked for a while, and stood there to rest.He looked at a few people around and found that the speed of harvesting differed greatly.

The slowest were Tingting and Zhou Yimai. They didn't know how to use sickles, and their clothes were a little awkward, and because the soil between the fields was wet and dirty, they clenched their teeth with a suspicious expression of life almost all the time.So until now, even Su Qingxue, who is third from the bottom, has pulled them far away.

Su Qingxue doesn't know how to use a sickle, but she is good at not afraid of getting dirty.With blind cutting, the straw can always be cut and piled into a pile.Her black sportswear was covered with mud at this time, and even a small piece of mud was rubbed on her face.But Su Qingxue didn't care, and even had some fun.

The fourth from the bottom is Zheng Yunzhong. He has never done this kind of farm work either, but the experience of a mature man still makes him not too slow.The speed of him and Su Qingxue are almost the same.

Looking at Zhou Yimai and Tingting, and then at Su Qingxue, Lu Jiuyuan couldn't help but shook his head.

Compared with Su Qingxue, these two young people are really far behind.

The two clenched their teeth throughout the process and kept screaming. Tingting seemed to be crying.Although this gave the show team a lot of material to edit, it must be a very interesting joke after the broadcast, but in Lu Jiuyuan's view, this kind of teammate is not even a pig.

Take a break after working for a while, and if it is dirty, it will make your eyes tearful.

So hypocritical!

Look at Su Qingxue again.Lu Jiuyuan doubted whether Su Qingxue's personality was hidden deep in her heart, or she was very curious about new things, and she was very carefree.At first, she was not used to it. After teaching Su Yejian, she immediately started to learn how to do it. She hasn't rested until now, and she even enjoyed it, which is not hypocritical.

The performance of Zhou Yimai and Tingting, placed in front of Su Qingxue, is really a judgement!

But what surprised Lu Jiuyuan most was Su Ye.

Because it was not he and Li Xiang who had the fastest harvest, but Su Ye.

I saw that Su Ye's sickle was like electricity, as if it was randomly placed under the corn stalks, and the stalks fell to the ground very obediently, and then they were gathered into a pile by Su Ye, neatly stacked and orderly.

The action was quite chic and skillful, as if...Professional Su Ye had harvested corn with a sickle!

"Director Su, are you too professional?" Li Xiang looked up and saw Su Ye's speed and movements, and said in surprise.

As Su Ye gathered the stalks, she pretended to say, "I don't have him either, but I am familiar with it."

Lu Jiuyuan and Li thought: "..."

This force pretends to be quite level!

Maybe many celebrities don’t even know where this sentence comes from, or what story they tell!

It is very common for celebrities to set up smart merchants in variety shows.For example, when playing some games, the director team will give a certain star script in advance, and then let him answer more questions correctly in the rush.In this way, coupled with the magical skills of post-editing, it is easy to make the audience feel that this star is so smart.

In addition, there are also three-dimensional force person design, song king person design, social flower person design... and so on.

Even sometimes, in order to set up a cultural personality for the star, the program team has to search for information for the star in advance, the star recites it in advance, and when the script is performed there, the star directly tells it as if it has known it before, thus becoming a "culture" people".

Variety shows have scripts, but they have different levels of detail.Some are just an outline, and some even determine who wins.

Generally speaking, guests can successfully complete a program as long as they follow the script.

But there are always some guests who make the show crew feel broken.

For example, the handsome Leilei in "Extreme Challenge".

The script of "The Life I Long for" has only an outline, and how to rely on two hosts to guide the specific content.

Su Ye really didn't find the sentence for him by the crew, but he said it himself.

Although in fact "hands-on familiarity" is not a remote thing, it seems that many celebrities have never heard of it...

For example, when hearing this sentence, Tingting looked blank...

Anyway, when the program was broadcast, Director Su said the words "only hands-on familiarity", it will definitely be added in slow motion, accompanied by a very arrogant BGM, making the audience feel "Wow, Director Su is so knowledgeable... ...".

Sit down and perform basic operations without calling 666.

"Director Su, have you ever done farm work?" Li Xiang asked with a smile.

Su Ye sighed exaggeratedly, and said: "We are children from remote mountainous areas. We have never had enough snacks or warm clothes, we drank dew when we were thirsty, and ate grasshoppers when we were hungry. Let alone farm work, no matter what we live Done it!"

"Hahaha, Director Su is really humorous!" Lu Jiuyuan and others were immediately amused by Su Ye's words.

However, Li Xiang, who had worked with Su Ye, suddenly frowned, feeling that things were not as simple as they were on the surface.

What work... have you done?

What kind of work?

I suspect you are in ghs, but I have no evidence.

"Well, I'm kidding, but I did do farm work when I was young," Su Ye said.

Specifically, on the earth, Su Ye worked in farm work when he was young, and of course he basically said goodbye to rural life when he grew up.

He doesn't like to work, he just wants to lie down.Klein, the great master of twenty-five generations, once said that if you can sit, don't stand.Similarly, don’t work as long as you can. It’s best to spend the rest of your life in bed...

Why does it sound weird?

Anyway, even now, Su Ye felt that this job was tired, dirty and meaningless.But this is a variety show. Since participating in a variety show, you must have the consciousness of acting.You can't take part in a show like someone else riding a bicycle with someone on the first day, and then sleep in the next day, and on the third day, it’s uncomfortable and that uncomfortable, right?

"Okay, the harvest is almost done, everyone take a break, we can go back after changing the ingredients with the program team!"

After more than half an hour, Lu Jiuyuan saw that the corn had been harvested a lot, so he let everyone rest.

"It's really tired. I want to sleep in bed right now." Su Ye sat in the field, yawning weakly.

Although he was very vigorous when he was working, now he has run out of strength and cannot squeeze a drop out.

Mainly because he stayed up late yesterday, his sleep was seriously insufficient.

"What are the rules for changing corn for food?" Su Ye asked Lu Jiuyuan.

Lu Jiuyuan explained: “The ten corns are replaced with the same ingredient, and the additional straw is directly replaced with condiments and drinks.”

"Then the'price' is still very low. How much can we cut now?" Su Ye asked.

Lu Jiuyuan made a rough calculation: "Why do you have more than two hundred roots?"

"I have been busy for so long and only more than two hundred..." Su Ye thought for a while, and put forward a very constructive suggestion: "Then you think you can rent a harvester back to the market town and just cut it all for a big meal? kind?"

"Oh?" Lu Jiuyuan was dumbfounded.

Pei Yinghe hurried over to discourage: "Director Su is against the program rules like this!"

"I know, I know, I just make a suggestion at random." Su Ye waved his hand, obviously, he didn't really want to get a harvester.

If you really get a harvester, how can you record the last episode?

Give Pei a way to survive!

Everyone rested for a while, and under the leadership of Lu Jiuyuan, they exchanged a lot of ingredients with the program crew.Although there are no high-end products such as abalone and lobster, it seems to be plentiful.

"Okay, next, let's divide our work and cook together!" Lu Jiuyuan announced the next link, dinner.