What if my daughter wants to be a star

Speaking of lipstick, Su Ye had an urge to flush Han Ling's head down the toilet.

As a mature man, is it not normal to know what girls like?

Why is it that after several years, Han Ling still stays in the realm of a straight man, even straighter than before?

With the release of "Flash Girl" and the end of related promotional activities, it is rare for the actors who participated in the filming of this film to have their own rest time.

Lin Yan is a relatively simple woman. After she is free, she doesn't want to go shopping and doesn't like online shopping. Every day, she lies on her sofa and watches various classic movies, so as to be able to watch these movies and get a performance. Inspiration.

Of course, this is also a way for her to relax.

It was during Lin Yan's rest period that Lin Yan's birthday arrived.

As Lin Yan's many suitors, and the only one who can get close to Lin Yan, Han Ling prepared a birthday present for Lin Yan very carefully.

This birthday gift is a beautiful lipstick.

It's just that this lipstick is somewhat "maverick" in the color number.

Given that men look at lipstick numbers as women look at Ultraman, they basically can’t tell what is what.Therefore, when most men buy lipsticks, they will ask their friends, or search the Internet for the most popular color numbers, to ensure that the lipsticks they buy are most likely to be accepted by their girlfriends.

Of course, if for the sake of safety, men only need to buy 999. This color may not be the most suitable, but it will never go wrong.

In addition to 999, you can also buy classic 196, the color is good-looking and suitable for most women's aesthetics, but it may be a bit dry.

However, Han Ling insisted on his straight male taste and insisted on not taking the usual path.

He bought a Death Barbie fan!

"This pink one looks very fresh and refined. I think you must look good when you put it on!" According to the victim, Lin Yan, when Han Ling was holding lipstick, he told her.

The expression is confident and very arrogant.

Then he was sent to Su Ye's side.

...

Xiao Qingyu drank milk powder and was sent to sleep in the bedroom by Su Ye.Han Ling took advantage of this effort to order a table for takeout. The two big men sat at the table and clinked glasses with each other.

"I really didn't expect that what you called a drink together was asking me to pay." Han Ling said in a melancholy after a glass of beer, "WeChat transfer in a moment."

"This is only a few dollars, and you can't be too stingy! Especially when you are with a woman, you must be generous enough. If you are not generous, you have to pretend to be generous, so as to capture the woman's favor." Su Ye smiled and said he and Han The question of who pays for Ling extends to who pays for men and women.

Han Ling glanced at Su Ye, and said in a sad tone: "Although I am a so-called straight man in some respects, I am still very normal in general! I spend money to eat with Xiaoyan every day. I will chat with her, and I will show up when she needs me. What's the problem?"

"No problem, it means you haven't broken up to the roots." Su Ye smiled, and then asked with intense curiosity, "I especially want to know, why would you think of giving Lin Yan a pink lipstick? ?"

Han Ling sighed and said, "I bought gifts before. I didn't know much about lipsticks, so I thought about finding someone to ask. After thinking about it for a long time, I felt that Ye Yu had seen more women, so I asked her what gifts should be given."

"What did Ye Yu say?"

"Ye Yu said that when two people really love each other, what you like is what the other person likes. You choose a lipstick that you think looks good and give it to each other, and the other person will love it." Han Ling said, drinking another glass of beer , Said painfully, "I never expected that Xiaoyan would kick me out because of this lipstick..."

"Hehe, Lin Yan didn't chop you, chop it, and feed the dog." Su Ye sneered, "You can tell me if you want to buy a gift for Lin Yan! I'll help you advise, even if I can't make it. , You can also find Xiaoxue and Yaoyao! What are you looking for Ye Yu for?"

"Ye Yu is so knowledgeable!" Han Ling said naturally.

"Can your situation be the same as Ye Yu?" Su Ye hates that iron can't become steel. "Ye Yu is so knowledgeable, what kind of woman is that? I just dumped it after playing for a few days. Of course the other party doesn't care whether the gift from Ye Yu is good. It's good or not. For them, as long as it is expensive, that's good! If you are like Ye Yu, find a girl to play with, you can send it whatever you want, the other party would like you to send money directly to the face!

"But brother, you want to give it to Lin Yan! Can Lin Yan be the same as those women? Looking back when Ye Yu comes back, look at what gift Ye Yu gave Liu Qing. If he dares to give it casually, he can be in bed Lie down for a year!"

After hearing this, Han Ling regretted: "I thought that sharing what I like with Xiaoyan is the best way to express my heart."

Su Ye nodded in agreement: "There is a saying, this method is good, at least it expresses the sincerity. But... your aesthetic is too fucking! It is not a normal person's aesthetic at all."

"I... Then tell me, Old Su, how can I get it back now? Xiaoyan has already kicked me out, so I don't want to find her in the future. You can think of a way for me." Han Ling said.

"You drink the wine first." Su Ye pointed to the wine in the glass, and then had a toast with Han Ling.

Putting down the wine glass, Su Ye touched her lips: "I haven't caught up for a few years, and I don't want to say anything to you. I will teach you today how a man can meet the standards of a woman's mind!"

Regarding the straight man, Su Ye still has some research.According to Su Ye, straight men can be roughly divided into five categories.

Straight men always like things that women don’t like; misfortune comes out of their mouths, and sometimes they can anger their girlfriends; they are not trimmed, and their clothes always reveal a kind of death; there is no demeanor, every meal. A hundred yuan of rice is also AA system, and in most cases, women may even pay for it; machismo always regards oneself as the core, thinking that women only need to be obedient, and women are dependent on men—this kind of person looks like It is affectionately called straight male cancer.

Among the five types of straight men, the first type has the lowest degree of straight men, and then increases upwards.

The first one is actually understandable. The aesthetic standards of most men in the world are incompatible with women.Otherwise, the women in many TV series nowadays will not cry so much, and the men will be embarrassed to death.When I am alone, this kind of straight man basically can't show it, but when he gives a gift to his girlfriend, he will "show his true shape".For example, a girlfriend will send a string of Buddhist beads on her birthday, a five-year simulation of the three-year college entrance examination, and a wonderful color lipstick.

The second kind is more speechless.What they say without going through their brains is likely to cause their girlfriends to squirt out blood, and the scene goes straight to Li Jing in "Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes".

For example, when a girlfriend says, "I was crying and listening to a song at home during the last quarrel," he might ask you: "What song did you listen to? I want to listen too."

For example, when a girlfriend says "I'm not angry, you go to a bar with your friend", he may say: "Okay, then you go to bed early."

For example, when a girlfriend says that his relatives are here, he will say 100%: "Drink more hot water."

Although these two types of straight men sometimes make their girlfriends crazy, they can still get along.It only needs a lot of modification by the girlfriend to transform a straight man into a three-good boyfriend.

And the three straight men in the back are about to say goodbye to their girlfriends.

The third type seems to only need to change the clothes, but in fact it is the most difficult to change.Because a man can really not care about what he wears anytime and anywhere, his mentality is "I am not trimmed and comfortable, how I want to wear my clothes, why do I need to change because of women?" Similar to this state.

So just single.

However, their roughness was completely different from Su Ye.Su Ye is also often unsharp.The previous record was that I didn't wash my hair for four days, and under normal circumstances, I wash it once every two days.

But that's because he didn't go out anyway, and he didn't show it to others, so he would be lazy as he wanted to - obviously, Su Qingxue was not within Su Ye's consideration.

Once she really went out or accepted an interview, Su Ye would definitely appear in front of everyone with the most upright attitude.The details can be seen in Li Yue's first interview with Su Ye.

As for the fourth and fifth types, to be honest, most men look down on them, let alone women.This kind of straight male cancer patient who is rotten to the bone can probably be treated as shit stinking him.

Han Ling's "realm" at this time was between the first and second levels, and he was still saved.He occasionally makes straight-out comments like "drink more hot water," but most of the time it is not too exaggerated.He gave gifts every year. In the past few years, they were made of necklaces, earrings and bags. This year, I asked the unreliable Ye Yu on a whim, and this made the current joke.

As long as Han Ling can sincerely admit his mistakes and send something Lin Yan likes, this level should be able to pass.

After all, the two have not really been together for so many years, but they always have feelings in them.

"I asked you to read more books on love tutorials before, for nothing. Let me tell you, if you really like Lin Yan, then don't always'drink hot water' and don't always give some weird gifts. You have to think about what Lin Yan thinks and do what Lin Yan does. Everything depends on her, Lin Yan is happy with you, and when Lin Yan cries, you must make her happy. Be a boyfriend who will always guard Lin Yan, understand? "

After some analysis, Su Ye and Han Ling both had four bottles of beer.Su Ye hiccuped, and said earnestly.

After listening to Su Ye's explanation, Han Ling understood where he was wrong.With a flushed face, he nodded: "I understand, what you mean is that I should come to the door right away, bring a new gift to Xiaoyan, apologize, and ask for forgiveness. Right?"

"Yes!" Su Ye was quite relieved.

"Then what gift should I buy to like Xiaoyan?" Han Ling asked again, but before Su Ye could answer, he said, "How about giving the ring?"

"Huh? Why give the ring?" Su Ye was startled by Han Ling's brain circuit.

Han Ling explained: "I think Xiaoyan always changes her ring, she must like the ring!"

...Isn't this the responsibility of the brand spokesperson?

Su Ye thought silently.

Lin Yan endorsed a ring brand called "Fia", the kind of big diamond ring.There is a clause in the contract stating that Lin Yan must use the latest styles of rings from Fiya every time for publicity.

There are many similar contract terms.For example, Su Qingxue endorsed a domestically-made mobile phone, and she had to use this brand of mobile phone whether she was posting on Weibo or in normal times.There is also a high-end sports shoes, and Su Qingxue also has to wear endorsement brand shoes most of the time.

Lin Yan’s ring brand is a bit special, but because Lin Yan is not married and has no boyfriend, she agreed when she signed the contract.

Unfortunately, this endorsement was handled by the Beijing Thirteenth Young Company, and Han Ling, whose contract was in Tianjin Film and Television, did not know.

Su Ye wanted to tell Han Ling about this, but then changed her mind.

He said very confidently: "Yes, it seems that Lin Yan really likes different styles of rings. Last time Xiaoxue said that she saw a drawer of rings in Lin Yan's house. If you want to give her another gift, just Give the ring!"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ring, will she misunderstand?"

It's okay, the brain is at least bigger than walnut kernels.

Su Ye's belly sneered and showed a "you know" smile: "If you want her to misunderstand, she can misunderstand. If you don't want her to misunderstand, she won't misunderstand. As for whether you misunderstand or not, it depends on yourself. Up."

Listening to Su Ye's words like tongue twisters, Han Ling fell silent.

After a while, Han Ling suddenly raised his head and said to Su Ye very solemnly: "I understand!"

"It's okay if you understand, I'll give you a plan. That's it... Wait, what are you doing?" Su Ye took a breath, just planning to help Han Ling plan how to give the ring tomorrow to move people's hearts the most, suddenly Seeing Han Ling stand up and walk out.

"This kind of thing, sooner rather than later, I'll go to Xiaoyan now!" Han Ling's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, he took advantage of his drink and decided to make a decisive decision.

"Fucking! Old Han, you get your body fast!" Su Ye said that the wind is rain, and immediately patted his thigh and stood up, "I will accompany you to pick the ring!"

Su Ye got dressed, and called her mother-in-law Ye Xiyun to take care of Xiao Qingyu. Together with Han Ling, he took a taxi and found a jewelry store. Su Ye didn’t know how many carats they were. Big diamond ring.

After buying the ring, Han Ling bought a handful of red roses under Su Ye's command.Everything was ready, the two went straight to Lin Yan's house!

...

Lin Yan's home.

Lin Yan is lying on the sofa watching a movie.Because she lives at home, she is not dressed up, and she dresses casually.The hair is scattered, although not as good as Mei Chaofeng, but not as a little dragon girl.She wore a light-colored silk pajamas on her upper body, and a pair of shorts on her lower body. Her two slender legs were folded on the sofa, like an exquisite work of art.

The classic movie "Love at Dawn" by last year's Oscar winner, Melly, is being shown on TV.The plot is very exciting, telling a very romantic and sad love story.But Lin Yan's thoughts were not put on the movie.

She would often look at the lipstick box next to her.

Thinking of the color of this lipstick and the person who gave it, Lin Yan couldn't help but snorted and rolled her eyes.

"I have been with me for five years, and I can still give such a gift to such a straight man. If I can be chased by you, Lin Yan will live in vain for the rest of my life!" Lin Yan muttered to herself, as if to blame As a straight man, it seems that he is blaming himself for not being "trained" enough.

The relationship between Lin Yan and Han Ling has been on and off for five years.Since Lin Yan entered the "Twilight Saga" crew, Han Ling has shown extraordinary concern for Lin Yan.

At first Lin Yan focused all her attention on her work. After all, she was still in a state where she could be blocked by the movie circle again at any time, so she didn't notice Han Ling's concern for herself.

It wasn't until the box office of "Twilight" was successful that Lin Yan was loved by the audience, Peng Lai was softened to Su Ye, and his deputy director didn't dare to fart anymore, Lin Yan really felt relieved.It was at this time that she noticed Han Ling.

To be honest, Han Ling's people are very good, their personalities are also very good, not to mention their character.After a long time of contact, Lin Yan also gradually felt some feelings for Han Ling.

But Han Ling's performance sometimes made Lin Yan feel speechless.

For example, once, when his relatives came, Han Ling said "Drink more hot water"...

Another example is that when Han Ling gave a keyboard on her birthday that year, did you say that it was annoying?

Earrings and bags were also given at the back, but they were not what Lin Yan liked.

If it weren't for Han Ling who always inadvertently exposed his straight male attributes, Lin Yan might have agreed to him long ago.

Unfortunately, no if.

"Anyway, I've been working together, and it's not too late to promise him again when I get to know."

After seeing Han Ling's "classic operation" many times, Lin Yan planned so.

Until last year, Han Ling finally gave a necklace that was more in line with Lin Yan's aesthetics, which made Lin Yan feel that Han Ling had finally opened up!

Maybe, after a while, he can confess, maybe?

Lin Yan thought at the time.

But waited and waited, waited for a long time but didn't wait.Lin Yan went into the shooting of the new movie again.After such a delay, one year passed.

Originally, Lin Yan felt that if Han Ling gave a normal gift this year, she would stay at home for one night or stay at home for a long time.

But she never expected that Han Ling gave a lipstick of Death Barbie powder!

More expectation, more disappointment.

Had it not been for Lin Yan's restraint, Han Ling would have been dead for a long time!

"This Han Ling!"

Lin Yan shouted angrily.

"Ding Dong Ding Dong!"

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

Hearing the door bell, Lin Yan quickly calmed her emotions, walked to the door, and saw Han Ling standing outside through the cat's eyes.

"He is embarrassed to come?"

Seeing Han Ling, the unnamed fire in Lin Yan's heart burst into flames.

Opening the door, Lin Yan said loudly: "Han..."

Before the word "Han" was spoken, a handful of red roses appeared in Lin Yan's eyes.

She was stunned for a moment, then looked at Han Ling: "Is the apologization coming?"

Han Ling smiled shamelessly: "Yes, I know I was wrong, and I will never give lipstick again."

"Ok?"

"No, I will never give lipsticks of strange colors again." Han Ling hurriedly changed his words.

"It's better if I don't give it away, so I won't get angry." Lin Yan rolled her eyes and took the rose.

Seeing Han Ling's face flushed, Lin Yan frowned and said, "Drinking?"

"Drink a little bit." Han Ling said with some flickering eyes.

"Drank with Director Su?"

"Yes indeed."

"Director Su asked you to send me roses?"

"Ok……"

Lin Yan sighed, "If you have Director Su half..."

You have chased me long ago.

Lin Yan didn't say the second half.

"Okay, I accept the gift, you can go." Lin Yan shook her head and turned to go back to the house.

"Wait a minute!" Han Ling suddenly stopped her.

"What else is...?" Lin Yan looked at Han Ling and found that there was a trace of light in Han Ling's eyes.

"This rose was suggested to me by Director Su. He said women, sometimes they like being direct, sometimes they don't like being direct. First send a rose to express my apology, and then send a gift to make up for my fault. So, the rose It's not my gift. This is..."

Han Ling said these words very slowly. When he reached the end, a bright diamond ring appeared in Lin Yan's eyes.

"Do you like it?" Han Ling showed a shy smile, "I chose this gift myself."

"You, you...what do you mean?" Lin Yan looked at the diamond ring in front of her, she only felt as if an arrow hit her heart, making her heart tremble, and a gust of wind entered her eyes, making her unable to help it. cry.

"Xiaoyan, I really really like you. Although sometimes I will say to you "drink more hot water" and give strange gifts, but it is only because I have no experience and lack of discipline. I hope I Can become a caring man, and I hope to change my person is you.

"From today, I would like to think about what you think and do what you do. Everything depends on you. You are happy and I am happy. If you are sad, I make you happy. I want to be the knight who will always guard you and cover you Wind and rain.

"So, Xiaoyan, can you be my girlfriend?"

Han Ling looked at Lin Yan with tenderness and love in his eyes.

Lin Yan listened to Han Ling's affectionate words, her mind seemed to become a ball, she didn't know what to do for a while.

"Now, it's time to be straightforward!"

Han Ling smiled slightly, grabbed Lin Yan's hand, and put the ring on her ring finger.

Then, he gently kissed Lin Yan...

...

"Damn this kid is really a damn genius! Not only did he copy my words, but he also learned to sublimate?"

Su Ye, who had witnessed Han Ling's confession all the way, was quite full with this bite of dog food.He looked at the door that was gradually closing, shook his head amusedly, and turned to the elevator.

Seeing the number of floors slowly descending in the elevator, Su Ye rolled his eyes and suddenly couldn't help laughing:

"Han Ling and Lin Yan, they can be regarded as good results!"