What if my daughter wants to be a star

"My second uncle ran into the Green Forest Thief as soon as he left the capital.

"The thief was burning the flower head, holding the wine bottle in one hand, and pinching the cigarette in the other. Peipei had two sips of cigarettes and two sips of wine, and told my second uncle."

"What did you say?"

"I drove this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to pass this way, you can leave it to buy money!"

"Oh, then this is robbery!"

"My second uncle has been a professional soy sauce maker for 30 years, so I'm still afraid of soy sauce?"

"Huh? Is this a limerick?"

"My second uncle said at the time, although you drive this road, even if you plant this tree. As long as I don't pass this way, you won't be able to keep my wealth! After finishing speaking, my second uncle will'rub' it. Turn around and run! The thief wanted to chase but didn't dare to move, so he was dumbfounded at the time, eh? Why does this guy run so fast? He doesn't know! There is an old saying in China."

"What old saying?"

"Hurry up, don't fight! It means you want to be fast, don't fight.

"This is the wisdom of our ancient Chinese people!"

"Is that what the old saying says? You are distorting the meaning of the Chinese idiom, you just don't know how to learn!"

...

Listening to this cross talk from Qingyun Society, Su Ye always felt familiar.

The two from Qingyun Society talked about cross talk, one was Fang Zhao and the other was Wei Xin.Both are very young, only in their thirties, but they have formed their own unique performance styles.

The stories of the two are very interesting.

Su Ye can be regarded as a crosstalk battlefield for a long time. I think Mr. Guo and Uncle Yu accompanied him to sleep for countless nights.Those old jokes made his ears calloused, and Su's ears were also raised by the cross talk between the two. The ordinary cross talk jokes really didn't make him laugh.

But the jokes of these two people have the meaning of Lao Guo in taste, and the baggage is a unique baggage.

Although this cross talk only lasted more than ten minutes in order to cater to the Spring Festival Gala, the content was also very positive, and finally fell into the criticism of teasing the actors for not learning and skillless, but Su Ye was also amused in this short ten minutes. Several times.

"The cross talk between these two people is not bad. No wonder you insist on looking for folk artists for the Spring Festival Gala."

After watching Qingyun Club's program, Pei Juan smiled and said to Su Ye.

Although Su Ye’s previous bidding plan said that more folk artists will be added to the Spring Festival Gala, it is because the folk artists come out of the masses and will certainly be able to return to the masses on the Spring Festival Gala stage, but they don’t know much about these folk artists. Pei Juan always carries a worry.

She was afraid that folk artists could not grasp the yardstick, but also worried that even what they took out would not produce much laughter.

But now that she has seen the cross talk of Qingyun Society, Pei Juan knows that she is worrying too much.

Few of these people are really mentally retarded.Even those stars in variety shows who look stupid and stupid, many of them are set in scripts to create funny effects-of course, there are still a few really stupid ones, such as a certain who came back from overseas in various variety shows The show robbed the show as a mentally handicapped artist.

There are few people who talk about cross talk, but they don’t understand the world and the rules of the world.Although the two actors of Qingyun Club are young, they are very familiar with the review standards of the Spring Festival Gala. Their jokes are not very big and they do not involve any unspeakable issues. They only need to modify some small details to get the Spring Festival Gala. It’s definitely a program that won’t drop in price.

"It has to be supported by the leadership, otherwise these folk artists will not find such a good stage!" Su Ye said to Pei Juan with a smile.

Su Ye had guessed before that Pei Juan's attitude towards him was so good, and it was definitely not just what Pei Juan meant.

At this time, when Pei Juan heard Su Ye's words that seemed to be meaningful, she just smiled and said nothing.

This allowed Su Ye to confirm his guess again.

After the two actors from the Qingyun Club went down, the actors from the Huanhuan comedy troupe followed up and performed a piece of their original sketches. The effect was also very good, and the audit team continued to laugh.

Except for the two from Qingyun Club who talked about cross talk, the Xunhuan Comedy Troupe is Su Ye's most promising and most assured combination.They have their own mature comedy system, and they can always make people make happy noises inadvertently, and they can laugh like pigs.

When the actors from the happiest comedy troupe finished their performance, they bowed and stepped down. Seeing the actors who will be on stage next, Su Ye looked down at the scripts on his desk. These scripts were sketches that Su Ye prepared specially in advance.

The groups of folk artists who came to the stage on this matter and the groups of folk artists who will be on stage are all the more famous folk art groups that Su Ye asked Han Ling to select.Their strength and popularity are not as good as those of Qingyun Club and Xunhuan Comedy Troupe. Su Ye was worried that their works would not pass the test, so he made small preparations in advance. After all, he was a folk artist who invited him. Losing Su Ye's face, even if Su Ye cheated, she had to carry them into the Spring Festival Gala.

It is their fate to be able to pass the trial, and Su Ye will help them change their fate against the sky!

Unexpectedly, after these three groups performed on stage, the effects of two sketches and one cross talk were very good, and they were temporarily included in the candidate program list for the Spring Festival Gala.

While Su Ye felt relieved, she probably understood the reason for this.

The Spring Festival Gala is really nothing to the big stars, but for folk artists who can barely make ends meet, it is an excellent opportunity to make it to the sky.

Just like Xiao Shenyang, who performed "Not Bad Money" on the Spring Evening, after that night, people across the country knew about such a woman who habitually wears and runs sideways.

If these parallel world folk artists can board the Spring Festival Gala and perform an impressive show, they will immediately be able to leap over the dragon gate, and present you on the spot the "Golden Scales Are the Thing in the Pool" of China's top ten banned books!

The stage of the Spring Festival Gala is their situation, Su Ye gave them this opportunity, of course they have to use their skills to squeeze in!

Therefore, it is normal for these folk artists to show extremely high standards.

Although there are still some flaws, their program only needs to be changed slightly, basically there is no major problem.

After the performance of the folk artists invited by Su Ye, the old faces of the Spring Festival Gala also appeared one after another.

The old faces of the Spring Festival Gala have a total of seven groups and prepared seven programs.

Two cross talks and four sketches.

At this time, what was performing on the stage was Lin Hao and Zhen Xiaoming's sketch "Hospitals".

The short story of "Hospitals" is about the doctor played by Lin Hao and the patient played by Zhen Xiaoming because they do not understand each other, so they exchange identities and experience each other, and finally understand their difficult stories.

"I, I am from Zuan!"

When Su Ye heard the phrase "from Zuan" came out of Zhen Xiaoming, he immediately shook his head disappointed.

This was the fourth internet buzzword he heard, and it was the most excessive one.

You said that if you put the internet buzzwords in the sketch, how can you put "Zuan" in?

Can this thing pass the trial?

Although the buzzword "Zuan" was inspired by Su Ye, Su Ye, who has little time to play games, has long surpassed the dead otaku who stayed up late to play games.

If you play less PVP, your quality will not decrease.

PVP plays too much, even the little fairy who does not eat the fireworks will be so angry that she will be scolded!

I believe that you say that beautiful women do not shit, but if you want to say that beautiful women do not curse in "King of Glory", that is absolutely impossible!

Everyone claims to be from Zuan, which is more of a ridicule.But it does not mean that such obvious derogatory words can be brought to the stage.

The word can appear in Lin Hao and Zhen Xiaoming's sketches, and Su Ye is also drunk.

Of course, this is just a sentence, and it can be deleted.Su Ye still patiently watched, but the more she watched, the more disappointed she became.

The old faces of the Spring Festival Gala are indeed bad.

Even though this year's Spring Festival Gala has clearly released the signal of "innovation", they still follow their own old ways.Inciting forcible sentiment, with various Internet buzzwords, the smile always gives people a feeling of wanting to laugh but feeling that they will suffer if they laugh.

It's awkward!

"Fuck!"

The sketch is over, and there is scattered applause around.

Su Ye was a little uncomfortable watching it. He looked back at the reviewing leaders. Most people were expressionless. Obviously, this show did not bring them happiness. At least after the whole show was played, Su Ye had heard it five times. The following laughter.

"This can also be called a sketch? If they board the Spring Festival Gala, this year's Spring Festival Gala will be messed up again!" Su Ye whispered to herself.

"What's the matter?" Dongfang Qiang faintly heard Su Ye's muttering and asked back.

"Nothing." Su Ye smiled back to Dongfang Qiang.

Dongfang Qiang nodded.

However, just when he was about to look away from Su Ye and return to the program list, the corner of his eye suddenly found that Su Ye was standing up.

"You..." Su Ye slowly spoke in the midst of everyone's eyes.

At this time, Lin Hao and Zhen Xiaoming, who were about to step down, were a little at a loss when they heard Su Ye's words.They stopped and looked at Su Ye slightly blankly.

"Director Su, what do you want to do?" a leader of the audit team frowned.

Su Ye did not answer him, but smiled and said to Lin Hao and Zhen Xiaoming: "Do you have any plans to change the show?"