What if my daughter wants to be a star

"Are you interested in seeing the sketches I wrote? Tongsao will not charge any fees."

"Come on, take a look at this "Selling Crutches", I think it is very suitable for you."

"I recommend improvements to your sketch. As for how to improve, listen to me, change the name, and change the content by the way. In this way, there is a "Today's Happiness". Do you see if it looks similar to your style? Yes, this sketch mainly highlights a cheap word..."

"Teacher Li, look at this cross talk "I'm a Literary Scholar", is it suitable for you... Oh, it's not rare, that's all right."

...

Pei Juan, Dongfangqiang, Cheng Youliang and other members of the review team watched Su Ye very enthusiastically "promoting" his sketches, and felt a little at a loss for a while.

At the very beginning, Su Ye took out a "Protagonist and Supporting Role" to Lin Haozhen Xiaoming.Everyone thought that Su Ye would be severely rejected by the two of them, but Lin Hao and Zhen Xiaoming actually accepted the book given by Su Ye and went off the stage without saying a word.

The meaning was obvious. The two felt that what Su Ye had brought out was better than their own, so they accepted it.

There is better, who wants defective products?It's like why men like eighteen-year-old girls?Not because the eighteen-year-old girl is the most beautiful time...

After that, what the audit team did not expect was that Su Ye took out books such as "Selling Crutches" and "Today's Happiness" to the sketch actors on stage, and even took out a cross talk!

The sketches were all "sold", and only the cross talk was rejected by the famous cross talker Li Meng.

But this is too scary!

Is Su Ye's wholesale comedy?Why did you prepare so many comic comics?Even if anyone can write a paragraph, it doesn't mean that every paragraph can be written better than others, right?

The things Su Ye brought out were accepted by the sketch actors, which means that the things he brought out are better than theirs!

Every paragraph is better!

——Crosstalk is actually better, but Li Meng can’t get his face down.Master cross talk, understand.

"Xiaosu, do you still write sketches?" Pei Juan asked, looking at Su Ye who had sent the last manuscript out, with a kind of appreciation in her eyes.

"Understand, understand," Su Ye said with a "shy" smile.

Pei Juan has reason to suspect that this "understanding" means "all of you here are rubbish."

"Why did you prepare these in advance?" Dongfang Qiang asked beside him.

Su Ye smiled helplessly: "I insisted on inviting a group of folk artists, because I was afraid that their works would not pass the preliminary review, so I prepared some in advance, waiting for them to change the show in case they can't make it. I just didn't expect me The invited folk artists have passed the trial, and the others just..."

Having said that, Su Ye didn't go any further.But everyone here knows what Su Ye is going to say.

The performances of the folk artists are pretty good, but the old actors' works have problems.

Then you can only give them these jokes.

What makes Su Ye feel gratified is that although the performances of these sketch actors are not very good, they still have the basic aesthetics and their vanity is not high.In the spirit that being able to go to the Spring Festival Gala is better than anything else, after seeing Su Ye's things better, they gladly accepted Su Ye's things.

Unlike some cross talk actors, who always feel like they are superior, they turned down Lao Guo's work that Su Ye brought out.

It seems that it makes sense that Lao Guo only took third place in the comic contest.

"Those sketches you wrote, are you funny? The scale must be controlled." Pei Juan said to Su Ye with some worry.

"Don't worry, Aunt Pei, my door is clear!" Su Ye replied casually.

Su Ye didn't care too much about the issue of scale. After all, these works he produced were actually performed on the Spring Festival Gala stage on the earth, and there is absolutely no possibility of excessive scale.

Seeing Su Ye's confident expression, Pei Juan nodded: "I hope so..."

A week later, the second review.

"Mom~"

...

"Take two steps, two steps without sickness!"

...

"Is it your kid?"

"It's me!"

"Huh? You kid brought the enemy here?"

"What the traitor looks!"

"Is it fun? Can you play? Haven't you played before?"

"You traitor! I always thought that only me who looked like can betrayed, but I didn't expect that you, Lin Hao, with big eyebrows and big eyes would also betrayed the revolution!"

...

Within a week, these sketch actors have become familiar with the sketch given by Su Ye.After they made some adjustments and changed the styles of these books closer to their own, "The Protagonist and Supporting Role", "Selling Crutches", "Today's Happiness" and other sketches that were so popular on the earth were moved to the parallel world. Spring Festival Gala stage.

Listening to the familiar lines sounded, Su Ye was a little bit emotional.The audit team was full of laughter, and the effect was obviously better than the previous performances of the sketch actors.

"Well, yes, it is really interesting." After watching these performances, Pei Juan smiled with satisfaction, "Xiao Su, Xiao Su, you have done a great job."

"It's enough to host the Spring Festival Gala." Su Ye smiled.

"Good, good, good!" Pei Juan said three good words.

Such things as skits are not afraid of not having educational significance, but not funny.There is no need to talk about the funny aspects of the few works that Su Ye brought out.

"Today's Happiness" may be the least classic among them, but it also caused a certain range of sensation in the year of the performance.Shen Teng made his first appearance on the Spring Evening, with a whimpering "mother", I don't know how many people amused.It is from then on that Shen Teng has embarked on the path of "good and cheap".

Not to mention the classic skit "Selling Crutches". Lines such as "Take two steps, walk two steps without sickness" have become famous scenes, and their effect is similar to that of "reform spring breeze blowing all over the ground".

It has nothing to do with the Internet buzzwords in this world; some lines have only been performed once, and the review team can see that these lines will be popular; the plot is reversed and the laughs are very dense. This kind of work is even in the Spring Festival Gala. It's rare in the year.

Although "Today's Happiness" and "Selling Cruelty" are different from the sensational routine at the end of the traditional Spring Festival Gala sketches, this year's Spring Festival Gala has long been determined to innovate, and Su Ye has made it clear that language programs should be funny before preaching.So the two programs discussed dogs a little bit, and they all passed the second review of the Spring Festival Gala very simply.

There is only "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role", a skit that is so classic that it can no longer be classic. There was a great disagreement among the review team about whether to let it go to the Spring Festival Gala.

The biggest batch is that this sketch is "suspected" to discredit.

"Now we are paying attention to the unity of the world. This sketch is a bit too ununited." Someone said so.

"You're a bit slanderous, let a traitor come to cross-link XXXX, absolutely not!" Someone said so.

For these reasons, Su Ye can only say that these people's association ability is really strong.

Of course, there must be no mistakes in the position of national events like the Spring Festival Gala, even broadcasting large-scale gala overseas.

But it is really unnecessary to go online like this.

Seeing the arguing of the audit team, Su Ye sighed and stood up.

"Leaders."

Su Ye shouted aloud.

However, it seems to be useless, should it be noisy or noisy.

"Well, everyone has been arguing for so long, let the creators of these works talk."

Having not participated in the discussion, Pei Juan saw Su Ye stand up and said casually.

The scene immediately calmed down.

Tsk tusk tusk, Aunt Pei still speaks vigorously!

Su Ye sighed and nodded slightly to Pei Juan, and then said to everyone: "Everyone's consideration is very clear, but in my opinion, this kind of worry is actually unnecessary.

"The first point is that this work does not have any standpoint. It just tells the story of two actors changing roles with each other. It's just that these two characters are a little bit special. If we are really worried, we can switch to police and thief. Or the police and robbers.

"This is just a character, a person who wants to be crooked, he will want to be crooked no matter what role you play. This has nothing to do with the work itself.

"Then, this year’s Spring Festival Gala wants an innovation. What is innovation? I thought to make some new attempts, to use new technologies, to create some new forms, to interpret some new stories. This is innovation. . Innovation must be bold, how can you be afraid of it? The Spring Festival Gala is a family gathering. Since it is to make the people happy for the New Year, we should not add any unnecessary burdens and think about those who are bound to think. What would crooked people think. As long as the people are happy and the people are satisfied with this year's Spring Festival Gala, then we will succeed!

"And I am very confident that this show will bring happiness to the people!"

These people are worried about discrediting this issue.But in fact, there is no such thing as slander in the show itself, because this is just a performance of two actors, and it has nothing to do with the image.

People who want to be crooked, even if you just casually say a "fuck" that is now basically an interjection, he will think that Huaxia people generally lack quality.

You can never wake a person who pretends to be asleep, and you can never express your kindness to someone whose heart is dirty.

"But I think..."

However, even though Su Ye explained this way, some people still raised objections.

Pei Juan looked at those who were still worried, and couldn't help shook her head in disappointment.

"okay."

Before those who raised objections could tell their specific reasons, Pei Juan knocked on the table.

Everyone looked at Pei Juan at the same time.

"This show is over."

Pei Juan said lightly.