What if my daughter wants to be a star

"The boring Spring Festival Gala begins again!"

Liu Yiming lay on the sofa, listening to the familiar opening melody of the Spring Festival Gala, with emotion.

He is 27 years old this year, and is an ordinary white-collar worker.Liu Yiming rarely watches movies, he prefers to watch anime.

And he never pays attention to the creator, only the work itself.

So he has no special thoughts about Su Ye's election as the director of the Spring Festival Gala.

He doesn't even know what Su Ye looks like, how could he have ideas!

He didn't even know that Su Ye was the original author of "Assassin Wu 67"!

"Brother, I didn't refute what you said before, but this year is different!"

Liu Yiming's younger sister, Liu Yiping, sat on Liu Yiming's waist all at once.

"Waist!"

Liu Yiming cried miserably.

"Cheke trouble?" Liu Yiping looked at Liu Yiming innocently.

Liu Yiming pushed away the heavy Liu Yiping, and said helplessly: "Little girl, you are also an adult. Do you know what an adult means? It means you are already very heavy."

"Nonsense! Isn't she a young and beautiful girl? Very light!" Liu Yiping retorted.

"That's also the unbearable lightness of life!"

"Brother, you don't want to die!" Liu Yiping gritted his teeth and said.

"Sister, I was wrong. You are naturally beautiful, you are a fair lady, you are slim!"

Liu Yiming immediately bravely admitted that this was not a mistake.

Everyone says that university is a small society, but Liu Yiming thinks not.

The university is clearly a pig farm!

Look at how many catties Liu Yiping has gained in the past two years!

Shouldn't have given her so much living expenses!

Seeing Liu Yiping's belly like a three-month pregnant belly, Liu Yiming shed tears of regret.

"What's the difference in this year's Spring Festival Gala? Isn't it the director named Su Ye? What's the difference?" Liu Yiming clutched his waist and got up from the sofa with difficulty.

"My idol Su Ye is not the same as the director!" Liu Yiping said proudly.

"Su Ye is your... idol?" Liu Yiming was taken aback for a moment. "Are not all your idols from Bangzi Country's men's group? There is also Xiao Zhan from a while ago. Is there anything Yufei has? Does the director have any good looks?"

"No! The others are husbands, only Su Ye is an idol!" Liu Yiping said.

"I really don't understand you girls. My husband and husband, I can't even touch it, but my husband..." Liu Yiming muttered, but after seeing his sister's murderous eyes, he had to I suffocated my complaint.

"Director Su Ye is a very thoughtful director. You haven't seen his movie before. "A Chinese Ghost Story"! He has never disappointed fans. I believe that the Spring Festival Gala directed by him will definitely bring you Surprise!" Liu Yiping said with a smile.

"The rottenness of the Spring Festival Gala has nothing to do with who is the director..."

Liu Yiming's views are similar to those of Gao Zhengxiang.

It doesn't matter who the director of the Spring Festival Gala is, it should be bad anyway.

"Oh! Anyway, you'll know by looking at it!" Liu Yiping saw Liu Yiming's "unchanged nature", so he didn't tell him more.

"Watching the Spring Festival Gala, I would rather revisit "Assassin Wu 67"......" Liu Yiming said disdainfully.

As the two talked, the familiar opening melody of the Spring Festival Gala was over. With the words "2023 Spring Festival Gala" appeared, the Spring Festival Gala officially began.

When the opening song and dance music sounded, Liu Yiming and Liu Yiping twitched at the same time.

"The big windmill is spinning round and round..."

This familiar melody, this familiar lyrics.

This is clearly the theme song of the enduring Big Windmill show on Beijing Children's Channel!

Well, the previous director directed the Spring Festival Gala to the disgusting person. This year Su Ye is the director. It is not disgusting anymore. Is it younger?

Although the style has indeed changed a bit, this show seems to be the same, right?

Children must love to watch!

At this time, on the Spring Festival Gala stage, the theme songs of different children's cartoons were skewered together, and various cute cartoon characters, children's favorite Hui Yangyang, Kitaro, and bears appeared one after another.

"This show, children must like it." Liu Yiming commented.

Indeed, when these cartoon characters appeared on the stage, the entire six or seven-year-old children of China were yelling at the TV very happily.

However, adults, whether young or middle-aged, have a look of lovelessness.

"It doesn't mean anything." Liu Yiming said, preparing to lie down on the sofa again and relive his favorite "Assassin Wu 67".

"Don't panic, I've seen wind and waves, life is daily life, but I am not afraid of injury..."

"Ok?"

Just as Liu Yiming's head was about to touch the pillow, a piece of passionate music suddenly sounded from the TV.

Damn it!

Such a word flashed in Liu Yiming's mind for an instant, and the whole person suddenly bounced off the sofa in a posture of "Newton would cry when he saw it, and Einstein would curse the street when he saw it"!

The waist that had just been ravaged by Liu Yiping seemed to be alright. He seemed to have become a spring, his lower body was the base point, and he straightened up instantly.

On TV, all the children’s cartoon characters just left the scene, one with three bunches of dull hair, an arrogant expression, wearing a white shirt, writing "sixty-seven" in front and writing "Wu" in front of the wretched man, with a wretched smile, with his left hand A pair of scissors, a long knife that was broken into slag in the right hand, wandered to the center of the stage.

"Wow--!"

There was a burst of warm cheers at the Spring Festival Gala.

"My Nima!"

In front of the TV, Liu Yiming opened his mouth and blurted out.

Magic Knife Thousand Blades!

Assassin Five Six Seven!

Why does this cartoon character appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?

It shouldn't be!When did the Spring Festival Gala follow the trend so closely?

This, this is... This is too awesome!

As a loyal fan of "Assassin Wu 67", Liu Yiming's head almost burst when he saw his favorite anime character on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala!

Is this still the Spring Festival Gala?

Did you rebroadcast the wrong venue?

Is this the site of the annual meeting at Station P?!

The review of the Spring Festival Gala, actually put "Assassin Wu 67" on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?

It's incredible!

At the same time that Liu Yiming was shocked, countless families, countless young people, young and old, heard the familiar "Scissor Assassin" music and saw the familiar wretched figure, almost at the same time and in different places, shouting Two words:

Damn it!

"Assassin Wu 67" only appeared for ten seconds, followed by the most famous domestic animation characters in recent years, have boarded the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

There was a wave of cheers at the Spring Festival Gala-this is the cheers of young people!

In front of the TV, there was a sound of fucking sound!

Especially when the famous virtual character "Tianci" of P station appeared in front of the screen, "Fuck" completely covered all the forums of each community, each deduction group!

If the sales volume of Xiangpiaopiao milk tea can circle the earth three times in one year, then the number of "fuck" produced by China at this moment can build an elevator between the earth and the moon!

The kind of freight elevator!

"How? I said that Director Su can definitely bring us surprises!" Although Liu Yiping doesn't like watching anime very much, he still understands a little under the influence of his brother.

She knew that when "Assassin Wu 67" appeared on the Spring Festival Gala stage, her brother had been completely conquered!

Listening to her sister's proud words, Liu Yiming was stunned for a moment, and muttered, "This is really... the opening lightning strike!"

Suddenly, he trembled all over.

Immediately afterwards, there was a tingling pain in the waist.

"Hey, my Nima...I'm the waist!"

——He just reacted, and flashed his waist just now when he "rised"!