What if my daughter wants to be a star

After "Assassin Wu 67" and many other anime characters came off the stage, this year's popular songs sounded on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

"Let's watch the sunset", "Yesterday that I can't dream of"...These songs are popular on all major short video platforms and have become the most popular songs that are least popular among young people.

The short video's hot song seems to have a natural smell.This earthy taste does not originate from the song itself, but from the person who made the video. After all, under the same BGM, short videos of varying levels can be created.In most cases, there are mostly earthy videos with poor quality, which naturally gives these songs "earth taste".

However, in any case, these songs are familiar, but they are familiar.Almost at the same time when these songs sounded, the parents who didn't understand what their children were calling the anime characters just now put down their mobile phones and looked at the TV screen, even the mahjong players played a little bit. After slowing down, I look back at the background sound of this year's Spring Festival Gala.

When the parents listened to the song, the young girls could not help screaming.

Because those who sing these songs are the hot little meats nowadays, people!

Su Ye has considered giving up the small fresh meat traffic star this year's Spring Festival Gala.But he thought about it and found it unnecessary.

It is inevitable that Xiaoxianrou can increase the flow of Spring Festival Gala, and there is no need to give up.Every year, netizens spray these little fresh meat on the Spring Festival Gala, and they are more jealous of little fresh meat and dissatisfaction with the quality of the program.

But these little fresh meats are not seen by the majority of male friends, girls like it!

But the quality of this year's Spring Festival Gala, under Su Ye's control, can definitely throw away a few streets in previous years!

The majority of male friends rolled their eyes and were unwilling to look at these guys, but the girls in the meal circle posted barrage to express their support for idols.

The entire webcast room is full of records of various control comments.

Control evaluation, the fan circle knows this set best!

Don’t you see the fear of being accused of being criticized in the neat Weibo comment area?

The meal circle is really scary!

More terrifying than terrifying!

After the pop songs were sung, they were followed by songs praising China and calling for unity. In the end, the opening song and dance officially ended in a beam of joy. The six hosts took firm steps and took to the stage with brilliant smiles.

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is pretty good."

At Yu Nan's house, Yu Nan's father took a bite of lychees and said while looking at the screen.

"Because the director of this year's Spring Festival Gala is Su Ye!" Yu Nan sat next to her father and watched the host speak with satisfaction.

"Su Ye... Someone said before that this year's Spring Festival Gala will be innovative. I didn't believe it before, how innovative the Spring Festival Gala can create? Don't be more innovative and worse! Unexpectedly, this opening is different. Even people who don't know much about pop culture know that it was almost impossible to get those cartoon characters on the Spring Festival Gala in the past. But this year, Director Su did it." Yu Nan's father said with emotion.

"That's not a cartoon character, that's an anime character!" Yu Nan corrected, "and my favorite "Little Fairy's Daily Life" too!"

"Yes, yes, anime characters, anime characters." Yu Nan's father smiled, "I just don't know, the next show can not guarantee the current level.

"The most important thing is to watch this year's sketches!

"The sketches of previous years are not very interesting. If this year's Spring Festival Gala is successful, then this year's Spring Festival Gala will be finished!"

This is actually the perception of most people.The most difficult thing to review during the Spring Festival Gala are language programs, and the ones that attract the most attention of the people are also language programs.

Whether the song is good or not, whether the dance is good or not, whether the body is good or not, whether the long legs are white or not, are all secondary.

The comic comic sketch is the top priority of the Spring Festival Gala!

Before the skit appeared, whether the Spring Festival Gala is good or not, whether it is interesting or not, is still unknown!

"Look at it, the first sketch is here!" At this time, Yu Nan stabbed his father and reminded.

On the screen, the two hosts were talking, and the first sketch of the Spring Festival Gala has been drawn.

"This year's Spring Festival Gala, it really responds to the old saying-'New Year's New Atmosphere'!" Lu Man, the famous host of Beijing TV Station, said with his partner Zhao Ligeng with a signature smile.

Whether it is Lu Man or Zhao Ligeng, they are the host of the old Spring Festival Gala.Roughly speaking, these hosts have hosted on this stage for at least ten years.

From youthful to mature, from ignorant to steady, it can be said that their changes are obvious to all Chinese people.

Innovation is necessary for the Spring Festival Gala, but Su Ye knows that some things need innovation, and some things are not necessary.

The result of a few blind innovations was counterproductive and was criticized by the majority of netizens.

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the last person who needs innovation is the host.

How does the host innovate?It's nothing more than changing to a group of younger people.But young people are good-looking at best, and they may not be able to keep up with the old host after chanting the host words!

Really want to innovate, it is more reliable to innovate the host words than to change the host!Changing the host will only make netizens familiar with Lu Man, Zhao Ligeng and others feel strange and repulsive.

So in the selection of the host, Su Ye did not hesitate to use the previous Spring Festival Gala lineup without any changes.

"Lu Man, you may be wrong about this, don't we have a new year every year?" Zhao Li responded with a smile.

"This year's'New Year's New Atmosphere' is newer and more creative than previous years! This represents China's new goals, new starting points, and new expectations! At least, for our old friend Xu Dan, this year he will not Selling slippers instead of selling offenders!" Lu Man said impassionedly, not only illuminating China's achievements, but also leading the next show actors.

Xu Dan, one of the old faces of the Spring Festival Gala, can see his sketches on the Spring Festival Gala almost every year.And Xu Dan's most classic sketch is called "Reunion Dinner". In that sketch, he plays a small vendor who sells fake shoes while there is no urban management in the new year.

At that time, he received countless applause and smiles; now he may be too old and unable to stand up.

In recent years, Xu Dan’s sketches, like other old actors’ faults, are becoming less and less funny, and they have begun to copy Internet buzzwords, playing awkwardly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and their reputation has naturally fallen again and again. .

During the review this year, Su Ye gave them the script of "Selling Kidnapping".They are very confident in this work, and actively proposed to be ranked first in the language program of the Spring Festival Gala, vowing to open the situation, so that the people who have long lost confidence in the Spring Festival Gala can regain the joy and expectation of watching the Spring Festival Gala many years ago!

"Really? I want to know, how does he want to sell abductees?"

"Then let us appreciate the three old friends Xu Dan, Zhao Liya, and Guo Junli, and bring us a sketch-"Selling Crutches"!"

With Lu Man's introduction, applause and cheers from the audience sounded simultaneously.

"Big Flicker! Big Flicker!"

And almost at the same time as the applause fell, Xu Dan played Da Huyou and Zhao Liya's wife played with a pair of crutches.

Xu Dan is a little thinner than Uncle Benshan, but wearing a small hat and tunic, with a treacherous smile on his face, he looks a little bit flickering.

Zhao Liya is not inferior to Gao Xiumin's body shape, or even worse.The tonnage is very heavy, and with her simple and honest face, it looks too simple and honest, at first glance, she is a person who can't tell lies.

"What's the name of Da Huyou, I've been sold out, can you not call me my stage name?"

As soon as the first line appeared on the stage, Da Huyou Xu Dan pointed out the theme of the whole sketch.

"The stage name can still be called Big Huyou?"

Yu Nan looked at the sketch carefully, and only then said the first sentence, she was already a little bit ridiculous-no way, she did not laugh too much.

Yu Nan's father didn't speak, he was playing with his mobile phone while stealing glances at the TV.

"Don't you know me? Why am I called a big flicker? I can tilt the straight flicker, make the stubborn flicker awkward, and can make the young couple live well. I separated it and sold it today. With a good pair of legs, I can make him lame!"

"it is good!"

As soon as Xu Dan's hard core northeast rap was exited, there was fierce applause.Yu Nan's father couldn't help but smile, but he was more concerned about this sketch.

"This should be called rap? The lines are pretty hard." Yu Nan's father asked Yu Nan.

"This should be called jingle, but it is really interesting." Yu Nan said.

The two continued to watch.

"I won't do that deceptive thing."

"Just leave it alone, watch me wink and act!"

"Here is someone! Hurry up, shout!"

After Zhao Liya explained the reason for the two selling crutches, Xu Dan asked his wife Zhao Liya to call "sell crutches", and Zhao Liya called "to sell crutches". Another old face of the Spring Festival Gala, Guo Junli, rode his bicycle at this time. Stepped onto the stage leisurely.

"Cook it! Chop it! Chop it!"

Under Zhao Liya's command, Guo Junli turned to the two with a dazed expression.

"Do you know where I am going? You let me kidnap?" Guo Junli complained.

"Sell!" Xu Dan said next to him.

"Sell! Sell!" Zhao Liya was very obedient.

"connected!"

"Trafficking! Trafficking!"

"Hahaha!" Yu Nan couldn't help it this time, she laughed.

"The two are really interesting. The daughter-in-law of the New Year is playing." Guo Junli shook his head and prepared to leave by bicycle.

"It's over, this late period is a vegetative person!" At the same time that Guo Junli was leaving, Xu Dan resorted to a trick to seize Guo Junli, who was already about to leave.

"I can see what you do!"

"What do you say I do?"

Xu Dan stretched out his nose and immediately shouted: "Restaurant, kitchen, cut!"

Guo Junli was dumbfounded, so Xu Dan was right!

"Oh, how did you know?" Zhao Liya asked in surprise.

"Big head and thick neck, it's not just a big money guy!" Da Huyou's classic lines blurted out!

"it is good!"

The audience applauded!

After guessing Guo Junli's identity and initially gaining Guo Junli's trust, Da Huyou Xu Dan started his own road of huyou.

"I feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger..."

"You have a peripheral nerve necrosis in a certain part of your body, which has made your face bigger!"

"Which part?"

"Below the waist and above the feet."

"Legs? There is nothing wrong with my legs."

"Two steps! Two steps! Two steps without illness!"

...

"Heaven?"

"It's numb!"

"Hey, why is he numb?"

"You are numb when you stomped!"

...

The classic quotations, the source of all evil, every sentence is classic, every sentence is high-powered, and Xu Dan's superb body language performances made the audience leaned forward and back together and laughed.

At this point, the plot has come to the highest chao.

"Come, come, follow me, go! Go!"

Xu Dan flickered Guo Junli and asked Guo Junli to take two steps under his own leadership.

Then I saw that Guo Junli was taken away...

"Oh my god, my good legs are really lame!" Zhao Liya laughed at this scene.

"What is it?" Guo Junli stunned.

"Did you look at it? My daughter-in-law said, you're lame with Huyou!" Da Huyou was worthy of being Da Huyou, and immediately rounded up this sentence.

"No, elder sister, why haven't I noticed this long ago?"

"Then you didn't meet him, you met him early and limped!" The character of Zhao Liya is the truth!

...

Later, Xu Dan took advantage of the trend to abduct his pair, and wanted to abduct it to Guo Junli.

"Brother, take the abduction!" Xu Dan threw the abduction into Guo Junli's hand in an exaggerated posture.

"Brother, I can't ask for this abduction in vain, I have to pay." Guo Junli said honestly.

"I know your character. If a woman wants money, you can't erase it and don't give it. If you give it this way, if you say that I don't want it, it's the same as despising you. I have to do it, right? I'm anxious with you!" Da Huyou resorted to "I want to catch it" again, and Guo Junli had already become Da Huyou's bag!

"Hey! All right!"

"That big brother, I only have thirty-two yuan for an additional one."

Guo Junli spent a long time and only took out a few dozen yuan.

"Just hold it for you, as much as you want." Zhao Liya persuaded.

"What bike do you want? What bike do you want!"

When this sentence was said, the entire scene, coupled with the network, exploded!

...

"Brother, hurry up, this is pitting you!"

"You are cheating me! I was puzzled. They are the same couple who live together, so the difference in life is so big!"

"Take abduction!"

"Brother, fate!"

"Go back and get well, and it will be fine in two days."

"Aren't you going too far?"

"What's the point, he has to thank us!"

"Thank you!"

"look!"

...

"Hahahaha!"

The sketch ends here.

The short ten-minute sketch is full of smiles and stubborn.

There were constant applause and applause throughout the scene, and in front of the TV, Yu Nan, who had not too high a laugh, had long been conquered by the high-end Flicker Dafa, and laughed forward and backward.

"It's so interesting! Dad's this year's sketch is interesting! In the end, it was not sensational! I didn't expect it to be successful!" Yu Nan said to Dad, holding his belly.

According to the Spring Festival Gala in previous years, the bad guys must wake up and the good guys reap true love.

And this "Selling Crutches" actually made Da Huyou Huyou succeed!

This Spring Festival Gala is really innovative and bold enough!

Hearing the words of the death, Yu Nan's father did not know when he had put down his cell phone. He nodded gently and smiled: "This year's Spring Festival Gala is really interesting!"