What is the experience of becoming a vampire

Most children do not know their parents as much as their parents know their children.Because once they have a child, most parents will pay a lot of attention to the child, and when the child grows up, there are too many things to learn and pay attention to, and wait until they really start to pay attention to themselves consciously. When the parents of these children often have to work as adults, or have encountered major changes.

During the rebellious period of Xiangkun Middle School, he often felt that his parents’ ideas were too old-fashioned and utilitarian. After working, they gradually understood that their ideas may indeed be old-fashioned and utilitarian. They are incompatible with the passion and ideals of the teenagers, but their goals are not. I want my children to avoid some of the detours and setbacks they have experienced.

It is a pity that many truths cannot be explained by speaking. Only by personal experience can we truly appreciate and understand.

Xiang Kun, who was planning the recipe in the kitchen, found that although he had eaten thousands of meals with his parents since childhood, he was not at the same level as Tang Baona, who only ate four meals, from the parameter sample.But the "strategy" of parents' taste is far worse than that of Tang Baona.

This is not only related to the fact that when he and Tang Baona ate together, his sensory abilities and brain analysis and calculation capabilities have undergone several rounds of targeted training to guide mutation and evolution, which has been greatly improved, but also has a lot to do with the degree of attention when eating.

When eating with Tang Baona and the others, Xiang Kun's attention is basically on them, and he constantly collects their feedback on the meals. In the past, when eating with his parents, his attention was only on the meals or his own affairs.

So now when he wants to adjust the taste of his parents, he finds that his own judgment is only: Mom cooks salty dishes, but does not like spicy or sweet, prefers fish, prefers lean meat to fat meat; Dad The taste of my mother is different, and it is also salty, but because the teeth are not good, I like to eat badly cooked meat, like to eat large pieces of pork belly, and hate to eat food with many thorns and bones...

Because they didn't prepare in advance, there are not many ingredients at home. They are basically the vegetables that Xiang Kun is not good at at present. The meat is only a plate of leftovers in the refrigerator.Thinking of the dishes he used to eat when he was at home, he knew that the old couple were not willing to spend money on grocery shopping when he was away.

Obviously it is impossible to make a meal that surprised his parents tonight, but he is not discouraged. He will cook a few dishes first and calibrate his parents’ tastes. He believes that after one or two meals, You can update your own judgment data, so as to surpass the understanding of Tang Baona's taste. After all, I have eaten thousands of meals with my parents.

When Xiang Kun planned the recipe and started to do it, the voice of the parents talking in low voice in the living room drifted into his ears.

"Aren't you going to help?" This was Dad's voice.

"My son won't let me, he said he is very good at cooking now." Mom responded, her tone full of suspicion.

"Do you want to call Liangcai?" Dad said worriedly.

"There is no problem with the rice. I watched him wash the rice and put it in the pot. It's a big deal. Let's take out two leftovers and heat it up, plus pickles and peanuts. It's okay to make do with it. Don't easily hurt my son's self-confidence. Men who can cook now are more like girls..." Mother answered calmly.

While listening to the old couple's chat, Xiang Kun made three dishes and one soup, laughing and crying.

Although it is limited to the ingredients, supper seems to be inconsistent with the richness, but my parents found that the food was edible, and there was no staleness or undercooking. They were already quite happy and full of praise.

Dad was also very excited to take out the white wine bought by Xiang Kun, pour a glass and drink it slowly. My mother continued to encourage Xiang Kun to try to cook more in the future. There was no shortcoming or bad, in short. Just boast.

If Xiang Kun wants to get feedback and judge the true feelings of his parents on a few dishes, he can only infer by himself by collecting sensory information.

While eating, Xiang Kun talked about some interesting and trivial things about him over the past six months. Of course, he didn't mention that the company has fallen and he has no permanent job.

Then, seemingly inadvertently, Xiang Kun mentioned that a colleague had been hospitalized due to an illness at the beginning of the year, and later discovered that it was a family genetic disease. Six or seven of their relatives had the disease.

Regardless of whether this colleague or colleague got the disease, it was Xiang Kunxu, and his purpose was to cause his mother to talk.

Sure enough, the mother who has a soul of gossip soon began to talk about hereditary diseases in the people she knew, knew, and the gossips she had heard, and then talked about a relative who worked in a women’s and children’s hospital before. She has popularized the knowledge that many children now have genetic testing for common genetic diseases, which can be prevented or treated in advance.

Xiang Kun knows that if there is an obvious genetic history in the relatives of my father or mother, he should know all the information with his mother's ability to snoop on the news.

When he first considered the cause of the mutation, he guessed whether it was the cause of the genetic disease. He once thought about whether to take his parents or even do the whole gene sequencing himself.However, this idea was quickly dispelled, because the analysis reports given by these gene sequencing companies were all for known diseases and tumors, and Xiang Kun looked at the original data and reports, and he should not be able to see why.I really found out that his genes are too different from ordinary people, too obvious, maybe it will attract his unwanted attention.

And soon he discovered that the body tissues will change drastically after more than ten minutes after being separated from the body, and become ashes. How to detect it?It takes more time to process DNA samples.

After discovering the giant owl, a mutant creature, Xiang Kun basically ruled out the possibility of hereditary diseases; after encountering Guo Tianxiang, he also completely blocked the idea of ​​letting any stranger or institution test it.

He raised this topic now, just by the way to verify, after all, there is still a "what if" for everything.

Then Xiang Kun brought a conversation again, reminding his parents of some capable people, strange people, or strange, reclusive, and missing people from the old Xiang family and the mother's ancestors.

My parents also mentioned some of the ancestors they had heard from their elders, but after Xiang Kun had judged them, they felt that they were unlikely to be vampires like him.

After eating and talking for a while, Xiang Kun took the initiative to clean up the table and wash the dishes before returning to his room.

"My son has changed a little this time!" After seeing the door of Xiangkun's room closed, Xiang's mother pressed her voice and said to Xiang's father.

After thinking about it to Dad, he nodded and said, "It's a bit big."

Xiang’s mother continued: “Not only did I shave my head, I would cook again after I came back, and I would take the initiative to do housework, and talk a lot. I used to go home and all the things I encountered in work and life were up to me. You can ask questions by tapping on the side, but now they have all taken the initiative."

Continue to nod to Dad: "It's a good thing. He said that he has begun to exercise again. The mental state of his whole person is much better than when he came back from the New Year. A man needs to have a good body before he can work. And he does those few things at night. The dishes are also decent, they taste good, and they can live."

"Hey, I'm not talking about this. I mean... the sudden change of my son is certainly not without reason. You said that their company is busy until weekends and National Day holidays, so he will have that time to go. Learn to cook? Will there be time to exercise? You said that if I were not at home, would you think about cooking by yourself?"

Xiang Dad was taken aback, thought for a while, frowned and slowly said, "It's a bit strange."

Of course, he knows what the son’s habits are. When he’s busy with work outside, he must choose to go to the store to eat, order a meal, or eat bread and instant noodles, which can quickly solve the problem, and he is unlikely to learn to cook. , I have to buy, prepare, cook, cook, clean up, wash the dishes, and take out the garbage after eating. The time it takes is several times higher.

Judging from his son's consistent performance, there is no special reason, and indeed no reason to learn how to cook.

Xiang Ma said affirmatively: "He must be in love after he returns to the company after the Spring Festival!"

"Huh?" Xiang Dad was taken aback, and then slowly said: "Then this is a good thing!"

Xiang Ma immediately said, "But I must have been dumped!"

"Huh?" Dad Xiang was taken aback again.

Xiang Mom analyzed: "It's not in love anymore. Can my son spend so much time on fitness and cooking? Can he become talkative?"

After thinking to my dad, it seems that it is really the case. It can only allow a man to squeeze instinct, overcome laziness, squeeze time out of the impossible, and do things that are usually considered a waste of time. It can only be the desire and desire for the opposite sex. The ignorance that love brings.

"Then why are you dumped again?"

"Is this unclear? If he is already on good terms with someone, then when I said that I would introduce him to a blind date, he can tell me that he already has a girlfriend! And he has a bald head, unclearly. What kind of tricks like'cutting invention'? Your son always likes to do such naive things! Maybe he didn't even talk about it, and he was already rejected..."

Hearing what his wife said to Dad, he nodded in agreement: "What you said is reasonable, um, it seems that it is really possible. But it seems that he is not depressed, and it is helpful for men to be hit a little. ."

Xiang Ma said happily: "This kind of time is a good time for him to have a blind date. He just said that he will be back for three days this time..."

In the room, Xiang Kun, who was sitting at his desk, listened to the chat of his parents in the living room outside, with a dazed expression.

Mom's thinking is very strange!

But the problem is that Xiang Kun felt that his mother's analysis was so reasonable, he was speechless to refute.

Unless he can tell everything, he has become a vampire, fitness is to guide mutation, cooking is to deal with rabbit meat, and most of the time is because of unemployment...

But he estimated that these words may not be convincing just now because of his mother's conjecture.

Xiang Kun shook his head, while continuing to eavesdrop on the chats of his parents, he continued to think about some of his abilities triggered by the eight-armed and eight-eyed woodcarving.