What is the experience of becoming a vampire

body check?Xiang Kun immediately remembered that he went to Xia Libing's house to cook on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival. When only the two of them were left, Xia Libing saw that he seemed to be a little sick all night, so he casually said that he had a bad stomach.

Obviously, Xia Libing felt that he had eaten too little today and might still have stomach problems.

"I didn't go for a checkup, but I was fine. I usually don't eat much for dinner."

Xia Libing nodded, did not say much about this topic, but instead asked: "Do you remember the first time we met?"

What came to Xiang Kun's mind was the scene of encountering Xia Libing in Man Coffee, but he pretended to be foolish: "Remember, the night that I played cards at Nana's house."

Xia Libing shook his head: "Before that, I met you when I went to the coffee shop. It was also Man Coffee. You should have seen me too."

Xiang Kun pretended to be stunned for a while, and then suddenly said: "Oh yes, I remember it, we seem to have a look at each other?"

Xia Libing looked at him: "What were you doing in the cafe?"

"I didn't do anything. I just went to sit idly. I was just unemployed and bored."

"Since I entered the cafe, you haven't had a sip of a drink. You haven't stared at others, but I know your attention has been on other people. I thought you were following the woman in the bank uniform. , But then I found that you were focusing on me, so I thought you were simply observing girls."

After hearing Xia Libing's words, Xiang Kun was really a little surprised. He didn't expect that during the first encounter, Xia Libing thought that he was a pervert who was a girl who specialized in sex.But think about it, he was just beginning this kind of sensory information collection and analysis training for other people. When focusing on other people, he had not learned how to conceal his external performance. It is not surprising to see.

"But after contacting you several times later, I think you are simply accustomed to observing others." Xia Libing said again.

Xiang Kun just nodded slightly and didn't say anything. He knew that with Lao Xia's usual style, suddenly speaking about this matter, there must be a follow-up.

Sure enough, Xia Libing asked, "From your observation, what kind of person am I?"

Xiang Kun thought about it for a while, and said, "A...very calm person, sometimes even appears too calm and a little cold."

After a slight pause, he said again: "Your reaction sometimes reminds me of the characteristics of Asperger's syndrome that I have seen in the book before, but I don't feel like it when I have more contact.

After seeing Xia Libing's words, he nodded thoughtfully, and asked Xiang Kun, "What about you, based on your observation, what kind of person am I?"

This is also what he is very curious about. He knows that Xia Libing, who is very observant, must see more things than others, and he must have seen something, otherwise he would not be different from ordinary people. Attention.

Unexpectedly, Xia Libing did not think about it, and directly answered: "Still observing, no results yet."

Lao Xia...Do you want to be so slippery?

Xiang Kun said helplessly: "Then what about the current observation?"

Xia Libing still shook his head: "The more you observe, the more problems you have, and the more you don't understand."

Xiang Kun originally wanted to say "Ask me directly if you have anything you don't understand", but he hesitated for a while and still didn't say. He was a little worried that Lao Xia would ask questions that he couldn't answer. If he was forced to lie then It's not interesting again.

At this time, Xiang Kun's mobile phone shook, and there was a WeChat prompt, so he picked it up and took a look and found that it was from Tang Baona.

After opening it, it was a reposted video link of station B, followed by Tang Baona's laughing emoji and text:

"Unexpectedly, you actually have a talent for acting! Next time you cook, let's play around like that. I'm guaranteed to record much better results than your video!"

Xiang Kun saw it inexplicably, so he clicked into the video.

"Bald brother takes a look at the super handsome bamboo rat meat cooking process!"

As soon as he saw the title, he immediately snorted, guessing something.

When I clicked on the video, I saw him making bamboo rat meat in the kitchen of "Youlong Hotel", while pretending to be B, and instructing Jiangshan to talk about how to make food videos.

From the evaluation of the cooking video, first the audio-visual works, to the end of the bamboo rat meat.

The ten-minute video is all about Xiang Kun deliberately pretending to be B. There are all kinds of messy comments on the barrage, both positive and negative, and the number is extremely large.

"2333333..."

"Xswl..."

"There is a sense of handsomeness in the sand sculpture!"

"Meng Fei didn't become the host and came to cook?"

"Even wiping glasses is inexplicably forced!"

"New ghost and animal material √"

"I think food videos will have a new style soon"

"This video should have been rehearsed several times, right?"

"Don't you really see that this bald chef has practiced martial arts? One-handed use of the pot is so steady."

"I don't know if I have practiced martial arts, but the bamboo rat meat he made is definitely not cooked..."

"At this level, you dare to make food videos to teach people how to cook?"

"The scarlet letter on it, dare you say this in front of this bald head?"

"I think he will be more convincing if he teaches people to practice boxing"

"Why do I find it cool to watch? I don't feel slow at all when I watch it for ten minutes."

"What about BGM? Why is there no BGM? Comesomemusic!"

"Actually, what he said makes sense..."

Xia Libing also walked up to Xiang Kun curiously, watched the video on his mobile phone, interested, and secretly picked up his mobile phone to search online.

Of course Xiang Kun knew where the problem was and immediately called You Meng.

"Xiang Kun, I was having dinner with Director Liu and talking about you, so you called, really saying that Cao Cao Cao Cao is here!" You Meng on the phone apparently drank some wine.

Director Liu went to his store again?Don't plan for something in private, right?But at this time, Xiang Kun couldn't care about Liu Caifu for the time being, and quickly asked, "Where is your nephew?"

"In the shop, are you looking for something to do with him?"

"Let him answer the phone!"

After a while, the same bewildered nephew You and Xiangkun also knew what was wrong after talking to Xiangkun, so he immediately called his classmates and asked him to delete the video.

Originally on station B, if it was a general video, not from a well-known UP host, and did not hit hot spots, and did not cause heat, then there would be a lot of hundreds or thousands of views in 24 hours.

However, this video turned to Hupu Pedestrian Street and became a hot post after being found out. Then it was cut off for a short period of time with background sound and transferred to Weibo and Douyin, so many people came here admiringly. The video posted by this newcomer became popular in a short time.

So even if the video is deleted now, it seems to be useless...

Related "derivative" videos are getting more and more outrageous, ranging from "the bald-headed leaf in the cooking world commented on major food videos" to "Shaolin Temple's 73 Stunts: Cooking Rat Fist".

Some people even replaced the voice he made when he wiped the water mist on his glasses with Liang Jiahui's line in "Black Gold": "After I have finished speaking, who agrees and who opposes." Liang Jiahui's voice was used behind. "Teaching" the sentence: "Sit down and wait for food for those who agree, and prepare for the pot when those who oppose it."

Xiang Kun doesn't need to search on his own, Tang Baona and Yang Zhener are forwarding them one by one from each platform to their four groups.

Every time I sent one, I followed my belly and laughed.