What is the experience of becoming a vampire

Feng Xiuye ​​got into the car with the eight-armed and eight-eyed woodcarving and said an address. The driver immediately drove there, familiar with the road.

Going on the expressway, off the expressway, and on the mountain road, driving for more than two hours.

Originally, Feng Xiuye ​​sat in the back seat and put the wooden sculpture aside, but his eyes always wanted to glance at him unconsciously, and then couldn't help but think of the crooked eight-armed and eight-eyed weird in the dream, so he finally simply The coat was taken off and covered with bread.

Feng Xiuye ​​breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the inconspicuous small view outside through the car window, picked up the wooden sculpture wrapped in clothes and got out of the car.

The incense is not full when I watch it, and it can even be said to be very deserted. It is three o'clock in the afternoon, and I haven't seen a pilgrim and no one at the door responds.

Feng Xiuye ​​didn't care. He led the driver directly into the gate, then walked into the backyard along the corridor beside the main hall, and found the second room on the right.

The door was wide open. Inside, a man dressed casually in a robes and sports shorts, showing his big hairy legs, could not see the specific age of the man, was holding the handle and playing "Wolf" on the TV.

"Master Niu?" Feng Xiuye ​​yelled. He was not surprised that a Taoist priest actually played PS4 in Taoist Temple, because he gave this PS4.

Master Niu stopped the game, looked back at Feng Xiuye, and smiled: "Hey? How come Boss Feng is free today?" The man's cheeks and beard were all over his face, and his head was put in a bun, which looked a little sloppy.

Feng Xiuye ​​knows that even though the place here is quite small, this master Niu is not like an expert at all, but in fact his income is very good. He knows several big bosses and they often invite him to see the buildings and houses. pattern.

He once proposed to donate money to repair this Taoist temple, expand it along the central axis, build a few more courtyards, and build a few more halls. At least the Jade Emperor Hall, Jiuyu Hall, Dongyue Hall, and Xiyue Hall should be built. Anyway, The land on the side was also Taoist, but Master Niu resolutely rejected it.

The reason is that it is too big and there will be many pilgrims, and it is not easy to clean and it is too troublesome.

Feng Xiuye ​​also understood the implication. He was afraid that there would be too many things to be busy then and would not have time to play games...

However, Master Niu’s business abilities are really strong. When you ask him to look at the architectural layout, what is placed, why and what the principle is, they are all right and wrong. Taoist classics are also readily available. If you don’t understand, you can still By the way, I will explain to you in plain language, and I will popularize with you the difference between Taoism and Taoism, the respective characteristics and areas of expertise of Quanzhen and Zhengyi, etc.

In short, after looking at Master Niu once to see the architectural layout, Feng Xiuye ​​couldn't help but want to look at him no matter where he bought the property, even if the charge was not low.

"Master Niu, I seem to have encountered something strange." Feng Xiuye ​​said, and took out the wooden sculpture wrapped in clothes.

Master Niu took the wood carving and looked at it for a while, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Feng Xiuye ​​said to the driver who was following him and standing by the door: "You should wait for me in the car first."

When only he and Master Niu were left in the room, he explained in detail about the noon dreams. However, compared to the cover-up of his father, Master Niu explained in great detail, including his feelings at the time. The detailed description of the eight-eyed monster, as well as his subsequent physical changes, etc., were all said.

Master Niu listened carefully and did not interrupt. While playing with the wood carving, he watched Feng Xiuye ​​with his small eyes. After he finished speaking, he said: "Boss Feng, did you drink at noon?"

Feng Xiuye ​​was stunned and nodded.

Master Niu: "Let me see the tongue."

Feng Xiuye ​​stuck his tongue out.

Master Niu: "Extend your left hand."

Feng Xiuye ​​stretched out his left hand.

Master Niu put three fingers on his left wrist, and said, "Stretch out your right hand."

After crossing his right wrist again, Daochang Niu said, "Have you ever been unscrupulous before?"

Feng Xiuye ​​naturally knew what Master Niu meant, but when he heard this, he still felt weird. He nodded honestly and said, "A few times."

Master Niu said: "My suggestion is to find time to go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible. Go to the dermatology department to get a tube of blood. It's very simple, but you have to go to a formal tertiary hospital. I recommend the ** hospital. Their dermatology department is domestic. Top level. Then converge in some aspects, work and eat regularly, increase physical exercise, and keep in touch with family and friends and maintain an optimistic attitude."

"Huh?" Feng Xiuye ​​was a little confused, looked at the eight-arm and eight-eyed woodcarving in Daochang Niu's hand in a daze, and asked: "Then...then this woodcarving..."

Master Niu said: "Human dreams start from oneself and are caused by emotions. The so-called foreign evil has only the ability to provoke your emotions, but not the ability to create nightmares. So in my judgment, the root is still in you. As for this woodcarving , Look at this arm, this bald head... I think you may feel that these parts resemble certain things after seeing the wood carvings. In addition, just after drinking alcohol, you are emotionally unstable, affected, and have associations. ."

Feng Xiuye ​​was dumbfounded, and he was taken aback for a while before he reacted, and said anxiously, "I dreamed first, and only saw the wood carving when I woke up!"

Master Niu asked in return: "You said that the shelf where the wood carvings are placed can be seen as soon as you enter the door?"

Feng Xiuye ​​recalled for a moment and nodded, "That's fine, but when I walked in today, I didn't notice the wood carving."

Master Niu squeezed his beard and said, "We can see far more things than we thought. You thought you didn't notice, but your subconscious mind has already printed its image in your mind. in."

With that, Master Niu paused, as if thinking of something, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'm not a professional in this aspect. If you have a regular life and rest, and after checking your body, you still have nightmares, go. **See the psychiatric department in the hospital, or consult with a licensed psychologist. **The psychiatric department in the hospital is very good, with world-class standards.

Feng Xiuye ​​didn't know what to say anymore, staring at Master Niu with a very complicated expression.

Master Niu seemed to see his doubts, and said, "Is there a specialization in the surgical industry? If you ask me to look at the architectural pattern and the terrain, Mr. Feng, then I am duty-bound, but this is obviously a physical and mental problem. It's good to find more professional people!

"This is what age, but don't think about letting our monks take care of everything, don't hide from the doctor, go to the doctor if it is necessary!

"In the past, we monks had to learn everything, and we had to help people to see a doctor. That was because it was not convenient for ordinary people to see a doctor. Now it is different. Those doctors and experts have studied a certain type of disease for most of their lives. Much more professional."

Feng Xiuye ​​was a little unconscious and violent. He clearly said this from a master who was good at contemplating it was quite counterintuitive, but it made sense inexplicably, and he didn't feel any harm to his original image of high morality.

"Master Niu's statement is indeed... refreshing."

"Taoism pays attention to the naturalness of Taoism. The Eight Diagrams of the Book of Changes is natural, and physical chemistry is also natural. It does not mean that new things must be better, nor that old things cannot be changed. Everything depends on the effect. Isn't it advancing with the times?" Master Niu said, raising the wooden sculpture in his hand, and said: "But this wooden sculpture is really interesting, and I like it when I look at it. If Boss Feng finds it an eyesore, why not give it to me? Or sell it to me? I'll pay 500 yuan..."

"Uh, this is my father's. Without his consent, I dare not give it away." Feng Xiuye ​​said quickly.

"Oh, that's it." Master Niu nodded, not paying attention, and returned the woodcarving to Feng Xiuye: "This woodcarving actually looks interesting. Well, Mr. Feng, go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible."

Coming out of Master Niu’s room and standing in front of the main hall, Feng Xiuye ​​was still a little dazed, rubbing his temples, and found a pair of couplets on the doorpost next to him:

"It's not helpful to burn incense if you are eccentric in your heart; what's wrong with standing upright, seeing me not worship."

Looking down at the woodcarving in his hand, he couldn't help but wonder, did he think too much?

What Niu Daochang said is indeed reasonable. Since he is worried about physical problems, it is safest to check.So he secretly decided to go to the hospital for a full-body examination tomorrow, and of course, he also went to the dermatology department to get a blood tube...

Then he had a cut with a few lovers, and took care of his lower body when he was on a business trip. He believed that in a short period of time, just recalling the terrifying nightmare and the weird man with eight arms and eyes would be enough to dispel his desire.

However, Feng Xiuye ​​couldn't help calling his father after getting in the car.

"Dad, did you have a nightmare too? A nightmare related to that wood carving?" Feng Xiuye's question was straightforward. He knew there must be a reason, otherwise his father would not acquiesce to him to bring the wood carving out.

"Isn't it normal to have a nightmare once in a while? Don't make a fuss." Mr. Feng's tone was a little impatient.

Feng Xiuye ​​understood the meaning, and his father also had a dream about wood carving with eight arms and eight eyes!

"Dad, am I not worried about Nana? The friend she knows has caused something unclean..."

"Don't clean your head! Don't lose me the wood carving. You'll be back in two days. That's it." Mr. Feng seemed to hung up the phone in a bit of anger.

Feng Xiuye ​​thought for a while and called Tang Baona again: "Nana, I went to your grandfather's house at noon today. Well, your grandfather is in good health. By the way, I saw one with eight arms and eight eyes. I heard that your friend made the wood carving? Oh, he did it himself? Have you carved any other? Birthday gifts? What kind of? What? Sa... Boer? Oh, anime characters... Yes. Now, how have you been sleeping lately, have you had nightmares or anything? Nothing, just ask casually, no, oh, that’s good..."

After hanging up the phone, Feng Xiuye ​​was still a little worried, so he decided to prepare with both hands, raised his head and asked the driver who was driving, "Pharaoh, you said before where is the'master' who exorcises evil? ?"