What is the experience of becoming a vampire

At 8 o’clock in the morning, Xiang Kun made a call to his mother. After a few random words, her mother took the initiative to mention having a dream on Wednesday night and saw the old man next door in Tongshi Town come to his home to look for Dad. Play chess.

I missed a period of living in Tongshi Town, and also mentioned that the old man taught Xiang Kun to write Chinese calligraphy. Xiang Ma also thought that Xiang Kun had come back to write a lot of Chinese calligraphy, so I suddenly remembered that. An old man who has passed away sighs and laments the impermanence of life.

After hanging up, Xiang Kun basically had some speculations:

1. My mother only mentioned the dream she had on Wednesday night, and Wednesday 30th was already two days ago. In the next two nights, he did not feel three "emotional injection" objects, which means it is very likely to be with him The same as the previous guess-only when he senses the object, the object will affect the sleeping people around, arouse their emotions and make them dream;

2. Items that are "emotionally injected" may not be able to affect other people's emotions by themselves, but must be induced by Xiang Kun and establish a certain "connection" with him before this "function" can be used.The root cause is probably Xiang Kun's ability to "emotional assimilation".

In this case, you don't need to ask your father to post the picture, as long as you don't feel it, your parents will not be affected.

Then Xiang Kun felt the writing in Xia Libing again, still like a pool of stagnant water.He decided to feel it every day when he thought of it in the past few days and nights.

Unless Lao Xia threw his words away, or stuffed it into some corner, far away.

Lao Xia shouldn't do that, right?

Just thinking about whether to tap Lao Xia Shi on the WeChat side, Officer Chen's WeChat avatar actually jumped up, making Xiang Kun startled.

At first glance, it was a video posted by Officer Chen.

Officer Chen hardly chats with him. Every time he takes the initiative to contact him, he basically has something to do, so Xiang Kun opened the video rather solemnly.

Then he saw himself...

It was cut from a ten-minute video of making bamboo rat meat in the style of “B” in the kitchen of "Youlong Restaurant". The picture shows him holding a knife and quickly removing the stems and seeds of the green pepper, and then began to Slowly speaking, the passage introduces the characteristics of the food video.

However, the original voice was removed, and the video was also adjusted for some speed, and then accompanied by the voice of Wang Baoqiang's lines in "One Man's Martial Arts":

"The younger generation was named Yuxiu, and came here to learn. Today, we are both superior and inferior, but also determined to die."

Although the mouth shape is not very good, this line is matched with Xiang Kun's knife work and his deliberate "superior demeanor", but there is an inexplicable sense of fit.

Xiang Kungang exited the video and wanted to reply to something, but found that Officer Chen had sent another video over. This video was very short, only a few seconds, and it was still intercepted from Xiang Kun's cooking video.

It was a clip when he put bamboo rat meat in boiling water, and the background sound became the lines of the Titanic: "YOUJUMP, IJUMP."

Then everything in the picture became a fragment of bamboo rat meat in the pan, the background sound was still: "YOUJUMP, IJUMP."

Finally, when I cut the bamboo rat meat out of the pot, it still says: "YOUJUMP, IJUMP."

Xiang Kun's mouth twitched slightly. Just as he exited the video, Officer Chen came over with another video, and then took a smile and cry.

There are no exceptions to this video. Xiang Kun is still making a cut version of the bamboo rat meat video. It is the last paragraph before he finally put the bamboo rat meat out of the pot. The background sound is still replaced:

"I never force my friends to do things that I don't want to do. I have my own principles. I don't want to be trampled underfoot forever. You think I am a beggar. I waited for three years, just to wait for an opportunity. I want to fight for a sigh of relief, not to prove that I am great, but to tell people that I must take back what I lost!"

The tone of Xiao Ma's voice was clearly inconsistent with Xiang Kun's calmly summarized expression, but there was a strange sense of fit.

"Chen SIR! You are very free?!" Xiang Kun sent an angry expression and passed.

During this period of time, I did not see Tang Baona tweeting these videos about his bamboo rat cooking process in the group. He originally thought that the video had been forgotten by sand sculpture netizens.

Unexpectedly, this spread was even seen by Police Officer Chen who obviously didn't have much time online!

Why haven't these sand sculpture netizens found a new goal? What's so interesting about the cooking video of just over ten minutes? What's the fun of catching a sheep glutinously!

Officer Chen came over again with three smiling and crying expressions: "I went home last night and saw my wife was watching a video and tears came out, so I went and glanced at it. I felt that the video was wearing glasses. His bald head is familiar, and if you look closely, it really is you! Okay, Xiang Kun, are you all an Internet celebrity?"

"The net celebrity is a wool! They are illegal. This is an insult, infringement, defamation, and infringement of my portrait rights! Brother Chen, you have to call the shots for me!"

Officer Chen continued to laugh and cry: "This is not under the supervision of our criminal police team. You can go to a lawyer for consultation, or I can introduce a colleague of our cyber police to you."

Xiang Kun sent a child's sneer expression: "So Brother Chen, you send me a message during work, just to laugh at me?"

Officer Chen: "Ah, right, I have one more thing to ask you. Are you sure you haven't investigated the case of the'consulting company' privately, right?"

Xiang Kun clicked in his heart, and quickly replied on WeChat: "Of course not! I just heard a friend say that something was wrong afterwards, so I asked you the first time, why did you say that?"

Officer Chen: "The main suspects in this case have all been controlled. The chain of evidence is very complete. The interrogation process is easier than we thought. The main reason is that a principal surrendered himself, and the reason for his surrender was that he did. A nightmare was scared."

Did this find me from the eight-armed eight-eyed wood carving?Xiang Kun frowned slightly and asked on WeChat: "What nightmare did he get scared to surrender? And, it has nothing to do with me, right?"

Officer Chen: "As soon as I heard this, I remembered the kid who threatened you with someone before, and then was scared to the police by you, and you happened to ask about this case, of course I would think of you. As for He had a nightmare, he himself said in a mess, one would say something like "retribution is coming", another would say something like "death is not the end", "eight-armed Yama" and so on. We suspect that he might take these things I've been deceiving for a long time, what's my mental condition. Fortunately, he confessed a lot of evidence, all of which have been found. The other suspects know that the situation is gone and have explained it. Otherwise, if this person can't pass the mental examination, it would be really a bit troublesome. ."

After chatting with Officer Chen for a while, Xiang Kun determined that the principal of the consulting company, the liar in his seventies, did not tell the police what he saw in his dream or why he saw it.Perhaps in the heart of the old liar, the image of the eight-armed and eight-eyed woodcarving is really like a god and devil, afraid to mention it?

At the end, Officer Chen sighed: "Xiang Kun, your physique seems to be particularly relevant to various cases. If you are the protagonist of a certain TV series, the TV series must be suspenseful and solving crimes..."