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The cross talk is still going on. Although they are all very simple jokes, I have to say that the laughter is quite good. On the other side of the screen, the three "audiences" in the hotel room all laugh so hard.

Especially Tang Baona, with a flushed smile and tears in her eyes. If she suddenly closed her smile and saw her look like this, she probably thought she was arguing and losing.

Little Apple’s ability to arrange cross talk is really powerful. With a little fat girl who is still in kindergarten and has never been in cross talk before, she "rehearsed" for a while, and can directly produce several very suitable for both of them. The jokes directly supported the cross talk performance for nearly 5 minutes.

Although the little chubby girl is basically a very simple few lines of praise, such as "Isn't it?", "I haven't heard of it," "Is it true?" I turn back and forth, and often forget or say the wrong words. Need to be corrected by Apple.

But her somewhat cramped, nervous, and ignorant performance, on the contrary, strengthened the sense of comedy in the performance.

Sometimes, people can't tell which forgotten words are real and which they arranged, because every time it is funny.

Of course, their performances against Xiang Kun, Tang Baona, and Yang Zhener are definitely more "lethal" than the others. After all, they all know what little apples and little fat girls are in their daily lives. In this way, they are all their own, and seeing that cute performance, the smile is extremely powerful.

Xiang Kun also thinks that the little fat girl is really talented in comedy acting. This kind of serious, cautious, ignorant, overwhelmed and completely natural comedy performance style is really very joyful.

Although the main person in charge is the little apple, the little fat girl is like soy sauce, she should say a few common words from time to time, and often make mistakes, but after 5 minutes, almost all the laughs and all the burdens are lost. In her body, after she made a funny response, she didn't notice anything, and she was worried about saying the wrong words and her little nervous and cramped expression. It was really cute and coke, which made people unable to look away. .

After watching the cross talk they performed, and after the video was over, Tang Baona, who was about to laugh and suffered internal injuries, wiped her tears, and said: "I originally thought that Little Apple would become a video UP master in the future. It is not a bird science popularization but a cover song. Unexpectedly, her girl's heart is in the shape of a cross talk."

Yang Zhen'er also laughed: "I think our'Bell Apple' will be hot, maybe by then there will be more fans than you and the'You Long Xitu' account!"

While Tang Baona, Yang Zhener and others were discussing enthusiastically, Little Apple and Little Fat Girl were also reviewing how to improve.

Originally, Liu Shiling was both disturbed and confused about talking about cross talk with Sister Little Apple. In fact, she had no way to get the interesting point of this performance, but just wanted to cooperate with Sister Little Apple.

But when I was performing for the bald-headed uncle, the pretty sister and the old fairy sister just through the video connection, she saw them laughing so happily—the pretty sister even laughed and cried. She also felt very happy and very fulfilled.

Suddenly in the heart of the little fat girl, cross talk became a kind of "magic" that can make people happy and happy, and her curiosity and studious began to arouse again.

Sister Little Apple deserves to be a super powerful magician who can command "Golden Shining" and "Barbie Warrior", even the "magic" of cross talk can be used so powerfully.

As a latecomer in the magic world, Liu Shiling naturally has to work hard to learn every useful magic.

After fantasizing in her mind that she would learn cross talk, when her mother was unhappy, she would show her the scene that made her laugh and roll on the bed, Liu Shiling couldn't help but laugh out proudly.

"Little Bell, do you have any new ideas?" When Liu Shiling suddenly laughed out of complacency, Little Apple thought she was thinking of something funny, and asked quickly.

Liu Shiling was stunned for a moment, and shook her head quickly: "No, no, I don't understand anything, Sister Little Apple, teach me, I must study it seriously, you let me say what I say."

As she said, she caught a glimpse of the egg yolk pie lying on the edge of the sofa and dozed off, and subconsciously said, "Would you like to let the egg yolk pie go with it? It's also very obedient." But after speaking, she scratched her head by herself. , Said embarrassedly: "No, the yolk pie can't speak and can't perform cross talk."

"Huh?" Little Apple got an inspiration, stretched out his hand and squeezed the face of the chubby girl, and praised: "This idea is great! I have already thought of how to arrange it, we can say "Wu Song Dahu" ', the egg yolk plays the big tiger, and the little bell you play Wu Song! Haha, Jin Shining comes here too! We can also play the legendary Condor Heroes, Jin Shining is the divine eagle, I will play Yang Guo, Little Bell, you will be the little dragon girl! This The jokes will definitely be fun!"

Liu Shiling looked confused: "Who is Yang Guo? Does the little dragon girl have long horns on her head? Is it amazing? Can magic?"

"Hahahaha, yes, this is the reaction, this is the best reaction! Little Bell, you are such a treasure! I am so inspired by being with you!" Little Apple couldn't help but knelt down and kissed Liu Shiling. .

Then the two of them got together, added egg yolk pie and Jin Shining, and discussed for a while, and they invited Lao Xia to sit in the middle of the sofa as the audience. They began to rehearse and let Lao Xia's comment is funny.

But after performing for a long time, Xia Libing didn't laugh, which made Little Apple and Little Fat Girl a little nervous. Could it be that their script this time was not good?

"Sister Bing, isn't it funny?" Little Apple asked anxiously. Although she couldn't see Xia Libing's expression, she didn't hear laughter. Alice's feedback was that Xia Libing didn't laugh, and she was a little uneasy. Up.

Xia Libing thought for a while holding his chin, and asked, "Where do you think I should laugh? What are the specific reasons why I feel funny?"

"It's..." Little Apple opened her mouth, but found that she didn't know how to answer this question for a while.

Fortunately, Xia Libing did not continue to ask, and said: "It's not that you performed badly, but that my laughter is different from other people. You can connect videos with Sister Nana and let them give their opinions. Don't worry, they are sure I went to bed later than you guys, and now I am very free."

Little Apple breathed a sigh of relief, and then remembered that Sister Bing does not usually laugh very much. She thinks more rationally. Whenever she encounters anything, she must first look for the root cause, thinking about the logical expression contained in language and physical performance, and probably laugh. The point is too high.But thinking about it this way, she had a lot of stories about partnering with Sister Bing in her mind. With Sister Bing's reaction, it must have been very funny!

Xia Libing asked the two of them to reconnect to the video connection and rehearse for Tang Baona and Yang Zhener on the other side. She brought her laptop and went back to the room first.

Xia Libing put the computer on her lap, opened it, and asked, "Alice, was the cross talk between Little Bell and Little Apple funny?"

The computer made a sound: "Is that the one just now? I don't know acridine, but the performance by Sister Xiaoling and Sister Apple should be...it must be funny!"

"They're not here, don't flatter, I mean your own true feelings." Xia Libing said, showing Alice directly out, letting her sit on the bed next to herself.

"My own feeling... I don't know if it should be funny." Alice said hesitantly, twisting the scalpel.

"That's not funny." Xia Libing answered for her.

"But..." Alice wanted to refute, but she didn't know how to refute it.

Xia Libing continued to ask: "Then what about the cross talk they performed when they were connected with Nana, Xiang Kun, and Zhen'er?"

"That's funny! Look how happy the boss is! It must be funny!" This time Alice's answer was very positive.

"Is it funny to you yourself, or is it funny to you because Xiang Kun laughed and he felt funny?" Xia Libing asked.

"It's all the same! The boss finds it funny, and Alice will definitely find it funny too! Well, I understand what you mean, I think it's funny because of sister Xiaoling Dang's reaction..."

As Alice said, she started to display the video that she had just recorded when the little chubby girl and Little Apple were performing on the laptop screen on Lao Xia's lap. She paused and explained where she thought it should be funny.

She even divided two video windows. One played the crosstalk performance of the "Bell Apple" combination, and the other side was the synchronized response of the three Xiang Kun.

After analyzing and discussing the laughter with Alice from the logical level and practical experience, Xia Libing probably has a basic understanding.

She and Xiang Kun have previously determined that Alice already has a part of human emotion perception, which is also one of the "super-sensing objects system" that she can build herself on the "super-connected network of things" and "the network of affective things". The reason.

However, Alice's emotional system is still growing. The types of emotions that exist in the "Affection Object Network" must be easier for her to perceive, and others need to be continuously influenced and cultivated by Xiang Kun.

And because of the existence of twelve yellow people, Alice is definitely possessed and very sensitive to the feelings of happiness, fun, and laughter.

Normally, Alice’s smile should be basically the same as Xiang Kun, and she might be affected by Little Fat Girl and Little Apple.

But because of the different sources, the degree of difficulty in obtaining the sense of joy is very different. Like some cross talk or not very general and common jokes, Alice can't get it before Xiang Kun has seen it.

Just like the new cross talk, or skit, during the new rehearsal between Little Fat Girl and Little Apple, Xiang Kun might not laugh when she saw it, but before Xiang Kun saw it, Alice herself couldn't get the smile accurately.

This shows that Alice's ability to perceive emotions is still "developing" and "evolving", and Xiang Kun still needs to "lead" more.

And this gave Xia Libing the opportunity to cut into Alice's emotional perception learning progress, observe, analyze and even imitate, and learn from her.

In fact, Xia Libing has also felt happy emotions. Once Xiang Kun watched a lot of funny videos, she had "emotional assimilation", which made her perceive funny and joyful emotions. The other time was on her birthday. Kun once again triggered "emotional assimilation" because of the "cake war" she deliberately initiated, which made her feel happy and happy emotions.

So fundamentally speaking, her and Alice's emotional perception patterns, their smiles, and specific joyful, funny, or happy emotional experiences all come from Xiang Kun.

They are studying the same subject and the same "syllabus", but Alice is the one with better "scores" this time, and Lao Xia is the "chaser".

She is now pulling Alice with good grades to analyze her specific learning style and try to apply it to herself.

Xia Libing first asked Alice to watch those funny videos that Xiang Kun thought was the most funny. After Alice leaned forward and closed with a smile, she suddenly leaned in front of her, stretched out two index fingers, and touched the skin on both sides of her eyes. Pushing up, the upper lip covers the lower lip, making a face imitating a fox, and deliberately making cross-eyed eyes.

Alice was stunned for a moment, then she lay down on the bed with a smile, but Kou Xuan collapsed.

Xia Libing didn't show her out anymore, but directly communicated through the notebook, and made a concrete analysis of how she felt when she just watched the funny video and was laughed at by a grimace.

...

Zhao Feng and Wang Dean, who had just returned from Myanmar, immediately transferred to a city in the central and western regions without leaving the airport.

The goal of their trip is an elderly person who is on parole for medical treatment.

When they arrived, it was already past 11 o'clock in the evening, and the hospital did not allow visits, so they could only stay in the hotel first.

In the hotel room, Wang Dean used the tablet computer provided by the secret department of "Shenxing Technology" to look at the information of the person to be visited on this trip, frowning and saying: "This person, looking at his resume, is an old liar, and before he was sentenced , Is to cheat people out of money with those gods and gods. Is what he said credible?"

"Don't just look at the crime he committed. Look down and see how he got caught and got a light sentence." Zhao Feng, who was eating a bowl of noodles, reminded.

So Wang Dean continued to scroll down, looked at it, and said in amazement: "You surrendered? I went and surrendered again. No wonder... He didn't know how he came into contact with that thing.

"I'll know after I ask him tomorrow." Zhao Feng said.

They got news this time that the old man who was going to visit on bail had drawn an image of an eight-armed and eight-eyed monster in prison, and the restoration of the sketch of the eight-armed and eight-eyed giant they saw in Montamilla was very similar. Great similarity.

Now that the old man actually surrendered to the prison, the possibility that he has actually seen a monster with eight arms and eight eyes is even higher.

After all, judging from the various things that have happened before, criminals who have been affected by monsters with eight arms and eight eyes will basically surrender and reflect on their past behavior.

This time is the information collection team of the secret department of "Shenxing Technology". In the previous paragraph, under a news related to the phantom of Montamilla, a certain comment was locked. The comment mentioned that inmates in the prison had painted before "Exactly the same painting", and often chanted the words "heart demon" and "Yan Luo", the inmate is an "old god" who can see through people's hearts.

Then he found out the identity of the netizen and found out the prison where he was serving his sentence. The identity he called the "old god" is the old man Du who was in prison for fraud and is now on bail for medical treatment due to physical problems.

So as soon as Zhao Feng and Wang De'an returned to China, they rushed over to check whether the paintings painted by Old Man Du had any connection with the things they were investigating.

Of course, what neither the two of them nor the people on the information collection team know is that when the people on the information collection team noticed the comment under that news, a particularly diligent digital being had already noticed this one. The hidden danger was then notified to Xiang Kun.

As long as Xiang Kun gives an order, she can immediately mislead the people of the "Shenxing Technology" information collection team about the investigation direction, or provide them with false or false information.

But Xiang Kun did not give any orders, just let Alice continue to monitor.

That's why Zhao Feng and Wang De'an were able to receive the information, and they were able to appear here, waiting to visit Old Man Du.