What’s Wrong with a Great Hero Being Jobless

"Hello, my name is Majory"

"... Hmm?

And the teacher puts his neck up.

The teacher has white hair and wrinkles all over her face. He would be seventy years old. He wears a long, black, full-length coat and a hat of the same color.

Me and the fungus sit there side by side in a square chair.

There is a teacher in this room besides me and the fungi.

The teacher sits there with a chair in front of us, holding a wooden threaded cane aside.

There are just other candlesticks in the room. There are no windows, so the candlestick candle is the only light source.

I repeat what I just said.

"Hello, my name is Majory"

"Hmmm......"

The teacher nods.

"I know that"

"Yes... fu... that would be nice..."

"Mmm..."

The teacher narrows his eyes behind his drooping white brow.

"Well, let's keep the class going."

"You should like it...... huhuhuhuhu......"

"Hey, hey"

A fungus rises from his chair and looks down upon me.

I stand up, too.

Because it's unpleasant to be overlooked.

"Every fungus..."

"Who's the fungus?!?"

"Other than you, there are no fungi... fu..."

"Because I'm a human being!? Because my hair is either a little fungal or I'm just saying that it looks like a Zubari mushroom, and obviously it's not even proving to be a non-human nanny thing!?"

"If it's being done, it means it hasn't been done yet..."

"Aya the Word!?"

"Wu......"

A teacher hit the top of the mushroom's head with a wooden threaded cane tip.

"Shut up......!

"Ugh!?"

The mushroom held his head with both hands and crouched.

"Ha, I got slapped...!? Me!? Why...!? I'm not the one who's bad!?"

"Your voice is confusing."

"I don't think that's my fault! It's natural, so I feel like I want you to miss it! I feel like it!

"I wonder if it's natural to repeat. Isn't it? Let's get this straight."

"I'm sorry......!

The mushroom broke his torso more than ninety degrees.

"After that, I'll be careful! It was my fault!

"So I'll tell you what's wrong!

"No, no, no, no! Oh, help...!

The mushrooms lay flat.

I step on the back of a mushroom.

"I feel good..."

"Become, what are you stepping on, about people! Out of the way! Foot, out of the way! Out of the way l beg you!? Huh!? I beg you, I...!?"

"Please continue the class...... huhuhu......"

And I bowed, and the teacher glanced at the mushroom, and roared, Hmm.

"Keep it up...?

"Yep... keep it up... huhuhuhuhu... huhu..."

"Yamanobu"

"Do you do it?!? Keep it up!? Me, I'm being trampled!? It's not weird, hey, this is weird, right?!? You've decided it's weird!?"

"Yeah, shut up......!

"Hey!? again!? I got slapped again!? What's going on, this!? What's going on!?"

Me and the fungus are taking classes.

Because I joined the Wizard Alliance.

When you join the Wizard Alliance, you have to get seven days of basic training.

Half of them are in these classes, and the other half say it's practice.

I'm just still listening to classes.

Listening to classes like the old man's repetition makes me sleepy.

"Yep... so there's something called elementary... so there's... there's something called elementary... so it depends on that, so there's something called elementary... and, uh... so there's that, elementary ha..."

And boring.

Elemental for the first word, elemental for the second, elemental for the second. That's all.

You shouldn't even take notes, you seem to have to remember, very bored. There's no way I can remember. I don't even want to remember.

So, when I can't stand it, I squeal.

"Hello, my name is Majory"

"... hmm?

The teacher shakes his neck.

"Did I say something...?

"Hello, my name is Majory"

"Ugh... I know that"

"Yes... fu... that would be nice..."

"Hmmm..."

The teacher narrows his eyes behind his drooping white brow.

"Well, let's keep the class going."

"You should like it...... huhuhuhuhu......"

"Let me do that..."

"... but we're not gonna get stuck anymore"

And the fungus says bump.

"I don't get stuck. I'm going to get slapped. It's totally unreasonable. I can't believe it. I thought the Wizard's Guild was perfect for me as a theorist. I also felt like I had an image that suited a brainy person somehow. And yet what is this..."

"Shut up......!

"Yikes!? I got hit again...!? I didn't do anything!?"

"That was awkward."

"Yes!? Really!? Sorry if I did!? But I wasn't so loud..."

"You can chase me...?

"No! That's troublesome! I paid, and I paid! Oh, money, if you'll give it back, then so is that!

"I can't give it back..."

"Then I won't even move Teco...!

"Hello, my name is Majory. Huff......"

"Hmm... the class is not moving forward..."

Apparently, to a teacher in need, I will send out a helpship.

"Hugh... I have a good idea, Doctor..."

"Ooh. What? Say it."

"Instead of the teacher... I'll give you a class..."

"What...?

"Fun, fun... Curse class..."

"Hey, how dare you... you say you can use a spell...?

"Available"

"So, I assure you... and...? Hmmm... then let me use one"

"Okay...... fungi"

"Huh!? Me!? Ma...!?"

"Yes... you, there, lie down..."

"Yes!? You won't!? You can't be!? Doctor, you don't need to be!?"

"Hmmm......"

The teacher sticks the tip of the wooden twisted cane to the nose tip of the fungus.

Don't do it.

"Get out of the way...!? Oh, shit... I get it! I'll do it, you can do it, you can do it! So, what? Side by side? Here's the deal?

"On your back, no... lie down..."

"Here, here...?

"That's right... Huh... So here's the thing..."

"What!? Hey, stand...!?"

Yes......

I now stand on the stomach of a fungus.

"Ooh..."

The teacher opens his eyes behind his white eyebrows.

"So... what are we going to do...? What's your magic spell...?

I jump on the fungus.

"Here...!

"Ugh...!?"

Plus, it jumps.

"And here's the thing...!

"Yiguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Again. Now jump, rotate and land.

"Here...!

"Honghhhhhhhh...!?"

"... so?

and the teacher asks.

"Huff......"

I am balancing on the fungus with my arms wide open.

"This is it..."

"Is that your magic spell...?

"No......"

I laugh.

"Just, I'm free to crush..."

The teacher holds his forehead.

"... what the hell, this time the students... can do it..."