What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

If I didn't know anything about the outside world, I might still be content to live this way, living in love with Margaret.

But in the past five years, I have seen too many fantasy stories about adventure in the basement of the old bastard.

The protagonists in those stories wandered the world, traveled around the world, met and conquered all kinds of women with their own powerful strength... and this is the life the old bastard has been teaching and expecting me to live.

The world is planting seeds, spreading the chromosomes passed down from ancestors to the world, and becoming a peerless harem!

This is the romance of men!

How could one give up an entire forest easily because of a big tree?

Although for many people, those romantic stories are just stories after all.

But for me, it's not like that.Because at this time, I already have more power than my father.And the strength of that old bastard, even if it looked at the entire Western Continent, was a top presence.

In other words, I have the ability to explore all over the world!

Not only that, but under five years of training by the old bastard.I have subtly mastered a set of...hmm...skills for dealing with women.It's not just for the "posture" of itself...more there are various strategies for girls with different attributes.

For example, what can I do to increase their favorability... How to speak can open up their hearts and so on... During the long training, these have almost become my instincts.

For example, what I just said to Margaret.Half of it came from my sincerity, and the other half unconsciously applied the theory taught me by the old bastard.

12. What should I do if galgame is trained as an agent?

You may find it strange.... It's just an empty theory, how can it have a practical effect on the Raiders girls?

But, what you need to know is that as a retired revolutionary who once caused an upheaval in the entire Western Continent and threatened to arrest all the monarchs and capitalists and hang up the city walls... that old bastard will break an old one. Outside the world, there is also a magical ability that is enough to build a new world.

And one of these abilities called [Spiritual Fantasy Domain] is the way he used to train my strategy skills.

Originally, the original intention of this skill was to plunge the caste into an illusion created by the resistance army, and to show them a beautiful picture of the new world after victory.In order to deepen the conviction and consciousness of revolutionaries.

But since retiring, the old bastard has started to use his skills for unscrupulous things.

First, he invented a game called "Gay Lou Gay Mother" or "Beautiful Girl Love Simulation".To put it bluntly, that is to put the plots of those little yellow books and fantasy novels into the [spiritual illusion], and evolve them into realistic worlds, and then put the caster into the world of these games, acting as the story. The protagonist, complete one strategy after another.

And I am the only player in this old bastard "game."

Most of the time, the game world created by the old bastard is relatively normal.In most cases, just follow the plot in the little yellow book, drop one heroine after another, and smoothly tear them down. After collecting all the CG including "inside" and "outside", the game will show victory.

But...At other times, the old bastard will put me into some painful games.

For example, a stomachache game named by the old bastard as "Bai Xue Shura Field Between Xiao San and Bit Chi".

At the beginning, this game was quite normal. As the protagonist, I needed to choose one between Misan and Bitch as the heroine... But as the plot progressed, the rhythm of the game began to become very strange. stand up.....

Obviously, I want to enter the personal line of a certain heroine, but the options in front of you force you to become an indecisive and swinging scum.

For example, when the plot enters a certain stage... as long as you select the option "Go to the concert", the game will go to an ideal ending.

What is annoying is that no matter how many times you read the file, how many choices you make.At that stage of the plot, the "go to concert" option is still black.

After reading the file 69 times and trying all the possibilities, I was so frustrated that I forcibly clicked the "Go to concert" option.

At this time, unexpected things appeared.

A dialog box popped up in front of me:

[Dear players, you are welcome to use Penguin's games.Now you only need to top up 6998 Penguin Coins to get the title of "Love Burial Family" Green Hat Nobleman]

[As a green-hat nobleman, you will get the following cool privileges: unlock [Go to the concert option], [Triple favorability bonus], [Xout/yan X special effects CG]... etc. 213 cool privilege

[Continue to top up 12450 Penguin Coins, and you will also get the presumptuous privileges of the most honorable "Xinyue Member". As the most honorable Xyue member, you will receive the following presumptuous privileges: [Dongsan Sprite Shuangfei Ending], [Sleeping Stallion Ending], [Urban Cultivation Ascension Ending], [One Night Seven Jiro Ability] unlocked...]

What the hell is this?

Although, I felt like a dog at the time, but I still suppressed the urge to scold my mother and asked:

"So... where can I buy Penguin Coins?"

At this time, a group of pictures appeared on the dialog box, namely: three-point swimsuit, bikini, thong, sex, cat ears and cattail, dead pool swimsuit... and other extremely bad things.

[Dear players, you only need to put on any one of the following costumes, and put on the posture of'niconiconiconi' and say'Odo Santos can be one', and you can get 0.00000001 penguin coins..... .

"Wear your mmp! Get out with Laozi!"

I was out of anger at that time.

[Dear players, the purpose of our company is: to create happiness with heart, no money to play nmb...]

So I forcibly quit the game.

Later, as a punishment for my forcibly suspending the game, the old dog put me into a ghost animal game called "No X Lian X".In that game, I was turned into a female protagonist by sex, and I was almost given away by a ghost frog demon...

Sigh.... If you don’t mention it, don’t mention it...

However, just from the performance of Margaret just now.The training of the old bastard is still useful.

This means that... I can also look forward to my world-wide harem plan.....hehehe...

"Atu~"

At this moment, Margaret's voice pulled me back from fantasy to reality.

I saw that the girl smiled and squinted her eyes, and a solid black airway almost rose from behind:

"What did you mean by'Harem Project' and'World Cloth'?"

Wow..... I accidentally said what I was thinking to myself!

Alas, these are all bad things developed in the basement!That old dog deserves a thousand cuts!

As she said, the girl's arms around my neck began to exert force, her slender fingers scratched the back of my neck, her sharp nails almost embedded in my skin.

Feel the almost bitter murderous aura on Margaret.

I realized that this is what the old bastard's comics refer to as "blackening".

So I swallowed, carefully considered the words and said:

"That elder sister...you heard you wrong...I mean I plan to be a good husband, and I will help my sister manage the royal harem well in the future, and then have many children with you..."

"That's it!"

Marguerite immediately believed my words, and the terrifying murderous aura in her body instantly subsided.

Um.... Margaret believed my words so simply, it was a defense with so many holes.

13. What should I do if I want to eat soft rice?

The old bastard once said that the IQ of a woman in love is equal to zero.....it seems to be right!

At this time, the young girl pecked my face lightly and said:

"I don't need Atu to help me manage the'harem'. In this life, I only need Atu alone to be enough!" She laughed and said, "Furthermore, even if my sister may become a queen in the future... ...That is also the queen of church believers, so she can only be monogamous, how can she have more than a dozen spouses like the fallen demon monarch?"

Hmm... Sister Margaret's words reminded me that opening a harem on the western continent ruled by the Eternal Church is actually not realistic... After all, the doctrine stipulates monogamy.

Or else.... How about going to the Mozu after treason?

It is said that according to the regulations in the "Magic Book"... Ordinary Demon men can marry four wives... And those chiefs, patriarchs, demon kings, and demon kings have hundreds of harems.

That kind of degenerate life of Jiuchi Roulin and Yeyeshengge...however you think it is very desirable!

But the girl's next sentence immediately made me hesitate.

"But even if my grandma wants me to succeed to the throne... My sister doesn't want to be a queen..." the girl said softly, "I just want to be Attu's wife and be a good mother... That's enough..."

"As for the throne of Britain, I want to hand it to Attu."

Becoming a king.... It seems pretty good too.

Although there may be some suspicion of eating soft rice, if you eat this kind of soft rice, you should eat it!

Although Britain is also a country of believers in the Eternal Church, even the king can only be monogamous.

But this doesn't mean I can't find a mistress!right?

For example, Margaret's great-grandfather Edward VIII is a famous big stallion...In his short forty years of life, he had hundreds of mistresses!Even the death of this romantic monarch...There are rumors in the market that he was poisoned and assassinated because he stole the wife of his political ally.

This kind of life seems to be pretty good too...that is, stealing fishy under Margaret's eyelids is still a bit difficult...

But I believe I can overcome... right?

Should...should.....

"Atuatu, what are you thinking about?"

At this time, the girl waved her hand in front of me and asked curiously.

"It's nothing.... I just think my sister is too kind to me, it's unbelievable for a while."

"What's wrong with this?" Margaret didn't notice the panic in my tone, and responded with a smile, "In fact, my sister is a little unbelievable now, and Atu has become my husband... "

As she said, she lowered her head somewhat shyly and said:

"In fact, from a very young age, my sister has always regarded Atu as her future husband... and firmly believes that this will definitely become a reality."

"But until today, I saw Attu after cutting his short hair. I suddenly realized that you are no longer the little boy who follows me every day."

The girl looked at me sincerely, her eyes full of affection:

"Looking at you in the mirror, I realized how good my brother Attu really is. If you let you go outside like this...you can fascinate countless girls just by this look. "

"By that time, Atu, you will be surrounded by many good girls. And in your heart... it may be difficult to have a place for a sister..."

"In order to prevent Attu from forgetting me, my sister finally mustered up the courage to confess to you, wanting to hold your heart firmly..." The girl closed her eyes and rubbed my chest. "Now... no one can steal my Attu brother!"

Listening to the touching confession of the girl in her arms.

The "grand ideals" in my heart started to shake.

Because I really can’t bear to hurt sister Margaret’s feelings...really...

Thinking of this, I took up the face of the girl and said:

"Don't worry, I won't forget my sister... and I will never let you down... I will always be with my sister forever!"

Of course, maybe there are others with us...cough cough...I mean maybe...

"Atu...you say that, sister is so happy!"

Marguerite's face showed a relieved smile.

She closed her eyes, pursed her ruddy mouth and approached me.

No more words are needed.

Sister Margaret and I hugged and kissed.

But at this moment, a terrifying and familiar voice suddenly rang in my ears:

"Brother trash! What are you doing shamelessly to Sister Maggie?!"

14. What should I do if I fail to kill a girl in my arms?

It was a voice that turned softly like a nightingale.

Although, the emotions it conveys at this time are anger, shyness and shock...

There is no doubt that this is my sister's voice!

Although it is embarrassing to say it...

But the moment I heard my sister's roar, I was shameful...

Soft.....

Margaret and I let go of each other's bodies almost at the same time.

"Lilith, you, you, you, you... why are you here?!"

I hurriedly covered my vital parts, looking for my sister everywhere.Margaret, on the other hand, sat down on one side of the pool wall with a blushing face, silent.It seems to be still immersed in the charm of just now.

"Oh... Brother Trash, after so many years, you still haven't made any progress!"