What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

What Should I Do If the Elf Empress Forces Marriage Chapter 36

"Otherwise I will never let you go!"

The little witch squeezed her small fist and said seriously.

"Well, I'll listen to you. I won't think too much..."

I said perfunctorily.

My stupid sister, what do you think?

It's so ridiculous.

For the person who is me...Do I need to have any evil thoughts?

Do whatever you want, not just fine?

"Hmph, count you acquaintance." Lilith turned her head, and whispered as if she was awkward, "Fool Tu, Huaxingui..."

At this moment, Teresia's voice came from the front.

"We have arrived."

Following the direction pointed by the Demon Hunter's whip, I saw a town surrounded by wooden walls.

In front of the door of Chen made of logs, there is a three-meter-high rooster statue with the words "Chicken Sacred Angel" written on the base.

After a long journey of more than 20 days, crossing the sacred Doinchi Empire from north to south, we finally arrived at the terminal of this trip-Ximu Town.

This is a small town located at the foot of the Frost Mountains and outside the Black Forest.It is also the southernmost border of the empire, the largest human stronghold under the Frost Mountain.

The current control of this town is the new sect that emerged after the Reformation-Chicken God Sect.

This is a rather weird sect...because the gods they worship are nothing but the most common and common poultry-chicken.

That's right, it's the kind of poultry that lays eggs and crows...

In the doctrine of the Chicken God sect, harming the Chicken God is absolutely not allowed.

If someone dared to kill chickens in Ximu Town, they would definitely be beaten to death by the whole town...

If it were to be ruled by the Holy See, this kind of poultry-worshipping cultists would definitely be put on fire by the heretical court.

However, now in charge of religious affairs in the empire is the weak and incompetent northern church.

Therefore, the believers of the Chicken God sect just forcefully described the object of their worship from the poultry to the "chicken sacred angel" under the Father's seat, which was recognized by the Northern Church and transformed into a legal church.

In fact, in my opinion, the fundamental reason for the Northern Church's recognition of Chicken God Religion is money.

You must know that the Chicken God sect owns 30% of the brothels in the empire. The annual "confession tax" tax paid to the northern churches is an astronomical figure, and there is no need to say anything about other overt and secret "sacrifices".

Although I am not ashamed of the popular way of doing skin and meat business by the Chicken God sect, the Northern Church naturally dares not offend the benefactors who provide income for themselves.

Hearing Teresia said, in fact, some priests once spoke to Patriarch Li De, saying that they would ban the Chicken God sect and take all the Hualiu sites into the property of the Northern Church for unified management.

But they were all denied by Patriarch Li De.

After all, what the Northern Church is saying is that it exists side by side with the Holy See of the Holy City. It is an organization set up to promote the gospel of the Father...The operation of Hualiu venues is still too much for the stage.This kind of obscure matter still has to be dealt with with the help of some evil forces.

Therefore, Patriarch Li De still pinched his nose to admit the legitimacy of the Chicken God sect, leaving behind this hen who would only lay golden eggs.

In addition..... Chicken God sect is also a sect commonly believed by prostitutes.

It is said that the "big sisters" who believe in the chicken god sect will say something charming and charming when soliciting guests:

"Today, is your chicken on holiday?"

Hey... Think about it, I feel a little bit excited.

Thinking of this, I rode my horse toward the rooster sculpture.

57. Grab Genbao and Dogs Not Allowed

When the horse walked to the statue of Chicken God, two guards immediately greeted us and signaled us to dismount.

I saw that there was a long line in front of the town, most of them were men... The clothes ranged from ordinary people such as miners, farmers, and blacksmiths to luxurious merchants and nobles.

The purpose of these men coming to Ximu Town is also very obvious.

Since it is the territory of the chicken god... of course it is here to provide the "chicken" with job opportunities.

After all, as the headquarters of the leading chicken god sect in the imperial Fengyue place industry, there are more than 100 Fengyue places in the forests of Ximu Town...and it is well-known for its high-quality practitioners and various service items. Yu Empire.Almost all men dream of heaven.

Of course, you may be wondering why such a small town located in a remote place in the south became the leader of the empire's service industry?

Actually... this has a lot to do with the Crusades 20 years ago.

At that time, the Crusaders invaded the Black Forest and occupied many territories of the Elven United Kingdom....At the same time, they also captured many women of the Elven race.

As an army that has been brainwashed by religion and has been fighting all year round.

In the land of non-human races, military discipline and morality impose almost zero restrictions on Crusaders.Therefore, under the crusade's bullying of elven women...thousands of half-elf hybrids appeared.

After the war, most of these mixed races, who symbolized racial humiliation, were abandoned by the mothers of the elves.

They are not accepted by the elven kingdom, only allowed by the decision-making council to live on the edge of the black forest, and are rejected by the elven society.

In order to survive, these half-elf half-elves have no choice but to sell their bodies to human miners, hunters, and farmers living on the border in exchange for food and daily necessities.

Later, these half-elf prostitutes were collected by the Chicken God Sect in an organized manner, and finally Ximu Town, the city of prostitutes was created...

Although there is a bloody and painful history behind all this.

But I don't have any special feelings either.

After all, in my heart, I always think of myself as a human from Glamorgan, the Principality of Wales, rather than an "elf" or a "half-elf".

Whether it is the grievances of the empire, the crusaders, or the elves...I see it as a bystander.

Maybe this is the meaning of "ideology" and "identity" that the old bastard often said to me.

A person's positioning of one's own identity is more derived from culture and living environment rather than blood.

......

After about twenty minutes, the team entering the city moved forward slowly, and finally it was our turn.

I saw that the guards in front of the town had hats woven from chicken feathers on their heads, with colorful graffiti painted on their faces that looked like an aboriginal, and they looked like a eater.

The two of them, holding a memo-like book in their hands, cross-examined:

"Are you a rebooter?"

"Of course not." I shook my head. "The choppy wanted to blackmail me before! I was beaten."

"Nice job!" The guard gave me a thumbs up, "Those lunatics should have died of the plague!"

It seems that the stupid sects of rebooting sects probably go to the chicken god sect to "sweep away pornography", otherwise they will not be able to forge such a big hatred.....

The guard continued to ask:

"Is it a virgin?"

This sturdy question made me a little speechless.

What happened to the virgin?Did the virgin mess with you?

So I asked in grief:

"What? Are virgins not allowed to enter the city?"

"Of course not, it's too late to welcome us!" A fat soldier shook his head, "All virgin tourists who enter Ximu Town will get a certificate of special treatment issued by the Chicken God Sect and enjoy a 20% discount at all places operated by our education. ."

"Why is that?"

I asked a little puzzled.

"Because every time we lose a virgin in this world, we will have one more guest in Ximu Town. This is something Chicken God likes to see."

"That's it."

I nodded, and my daring to have a good impression of Chicken God Sect suddenly rose a lot.

Who said this chicken god sect is also a cult?

In this decadent and degenerate world ruled by theocracy, an organization that can do business like Chicken Gods and has such an advanced service spirit is clearly the embryonic form of modern enterprises!Like the employment relationship between a brothel and a prostitute...without a doubt it represents advanced productivity!

Let me say, as long as they continue to develop like this...maybe one day they will come up with the buds of capitalism!It's not too far away from the artisanal workshops, the opening of new shipping routes, and the industrial revolution.

At that time, I will write a book to demonstrate the relationship between the development of capitalism and Fengyuetian.I have thought of the name, it's called "Chicken God Ethics and the Spirit of Capitalism"!

Maybe...it can become a classic of economics...hehehe...

But compared to these.... Now the top priority is to quickly get the discount certificate.

In this way, I can "talk about the ideals of life" with the half-elves of Deyi Shuangxin to my heart's content!

Hey Hey.....

Thinking of this, I nodded quickly and said:

"I'm a virgin."

"Are you a virgin?" The guard looked at Lilith and Teresia behind me, and shook his head. "Forget it, which virgin will take two women with you?"

"No...this is my sister..."

I hurriedly explained.

"Forget it, big brother. Your lie is too outrageous." The guard smirked and patted me on the shoulder, "How come anyone brought my sister to Ximu Town!"

After speaking, he winked at me again.

As if seeing through my intentions, Lilith stretched out her hand and pinched my waist, then said with a smile:

"Yes, this eldest brother is right.....Master, you have been tossing with others for so long last night.....today you have turned your face away from you, huh~"

Lilith, what are you talking nonsense?!

Don't bad brother's good deeds work?

I also want to explain.

But he was interrupted by the laughter of the guard:

"Hahaha, there is already such a beautiful maid in our town... Brother, you are also a wonderful person!"

As he said, he blinked at me, showing a "you know" look.

In this way, I, a senior great sage, was appointed as a "non-virgin" and had no preferential qualifications.

This makes me want to cry without tears, but I have to accept reality.

Oh woo woo.... Sure enough, the Lily ribbon shouldn’t have come out!I knew it would be no good to let her follow!

At this moment, the guard continued to ask:

"The last question, are you Dragonborn?"

Said that the guard here looked more serious than ever.

"Dragonborn? What is that?"

I asked, frowning.

"A group of robbers claiming to be Genbao!" another guard gritted his teeth. "The voices of these villains are so loud that they can roar like a dragon."

"They are all evil! They will violently hurt people if they don't agree with them. They are also very good at the technique of picking locks. They often rush into the houses roughly, ruining cabinets and stealing property!

"Of course, the most unbearable thing is that these villains are disrespectful to the chicken god!"

The guard gritted his teeth.

"There is no distinction between gender, age and race... the first thing all Catch Genbao comes to town is to kill chickens!"

At this point, the two guards even clenched their fists.

"That's why we in Ximu Town resolutely prohibit all Dragonborn and Catch Genbao from entering!"

As he said, the guard stretched out his hand and pointed at the sign next to the town gate.

I saw a few large characters written in capital empire letters on the sign--

"Dragon descendants and dogs are not allowed".