What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

It seems that the old bastard is really fooling me...and he said, "The men of the elves are all fake women"...

The results of it?Am I still considered a girl this time?!

It seems that it's time to learn a wave of Cronus and come to a wave of "scythe seizure", and watch me cut down the root of all evil of that old bastard!Let him always be pure and undesirable...

"Ge Tu...what do these pointed ears say?"

Lilith asked quietly.

Only then did I realize that the question just now was spoken by a wizard, and it was normal for Lilith to not understand.

And me... Although there is no special learning Elvish language, it may be because of the blood inherited from my mother.I was born with a good command of Elvish. Although it is a bit reluctant to read and write colander-like elves, it is still possible to communicate and talk with people normally.

So, I tried to recall the grammar of Elvish language, and replied in a rusty tone:

"Thank you sir.... I'm fine..."

"It's fine if you are not injured."

The elf nodded, seemingly unaware of my elf language with a strong Welsh accent, and then turned his gaze on Lilith and said in the weird imperial language:

"You shameful human woman, what do you want to do to this young lady?"

"Miss?" Lilith glanced at the elf with disdain, "He is my brother. If you don't believe me, you can open his skirt and have a look. You must be bigger than your sharp-eared nymph!"

"Shut up! It's just nonsense...you...how dare you say such shameless words in front of the law enforcer...I, I...how could I go and get this lady off? Skirt..."

Hearing Lilith's explosive speech, the green-haired elf flushed immediately, glanced at me a few times, and became a little shy in her words.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to be so big

Will he be a virgin like me?

That would be too sad...After all, he lived a few hundred years old, right?

A virgin who has been for hundreds of years...If he were put in the human world, he would definitely become a fire magister who was scrambled by the monarchs of various countries.

"In short...In short, you, a woman on the border of our country...have done lewd acts to this lady...so...you must..."

"I have to go with you, right?" Lilith interrupted the elf's words with dull interest, "Then let's go, you lead the way."

"Ok....."

The elf was choked by Lilith's calm attitude. Perhaps he had never seen a "stowaway" with such a calm attitude before?

"Come on.... Tie up this human!"

The green-haired elf turned around in embarrassment and ordered.

"Yes!"

The other patrol members came over with a smirk, and the expression of holding back a smile seemed to be mocking the leader's special words and deeds.

"Why are you laughing? Have you never seen a prisoner arrested?"

The green-haired elf reprimanded his subordinates with some confidence.

But this made them laugh.

"Hahaha, you deserve to be the elder'Broken Throat', you can't even talk about criminals!"

"It's so stupid, it's no wonder that you will provoke the Chief Decision Officer by saying the wrong thing!"

Ah, this green-haired brother is still an elder.

However, looking at the attitude of these ordinary patrolmen almost without awe, he was quite bad at coming.

"Don't talk nonsense! Just be serious!"

The elder'Broken Throat' maintained his little "majesty" in embarrassment, and then turned his head and said to me in embarrassment:

"This young lady... I am Mirko, the elder of the decision-making conference... With my protection, you can rest assured."

Looking at the big, weak-spirited man in front of me, a nasty taste suddenly rose in my heart, wanting to tease him.

So I pretended to be pitiful and cleverly made a standard dress-up ceremony.

"Thank you for your rescue, Lord Mirko."

After speaking, I squeezed a few tears from my eyes and made a look of weeping.

Sure enough, the innocent stupid big man immediately showed a look of confusion.

I couldn't help but shyly glanced around and started talking incoherently:

"Okay... OK... Don't thank you... Dare to ask Miss Fang's name."

I smiled slightly and bowed to Mirko ninety degrees, saying:

"The slave's name is Dengtuzi...Please take care of it."

77. Flicker... Then Flicker

"Take a picture... Sub?"

With a look of doubt on his face, Mirko repeated the name that seemed a little slurred to him.Then he cast a questioning look at me.

"Miss.... Is this your real name? How do I feel..."

"It doesn't feel like the name of the Frost Elf, does it?"

I gave a standard smile, tilted my head slightly and looked at Mirko and said.

Under my intentional offensive to sell cuteness, this stupid big guy really turned aside and panicked and apologized to me:

"Sorry...it would be impolite to describe a woman's name like this...but please forgive me, because I didn't mean that..."

"It's okay, Elder Mirko." I pretended to be "indifferent" and shook my head. "Because of the pronunciation of the name, many people have asked me this way. After a long time, I am used to it."

After finishing speaking, I imitated the heroine in galgame, tilted my eyes slightly to the side, gently tucked the hair of the temples, and "inadvertently" showed a "lonely and sad" side face toward Mirko.

According to my experience in the virtual game for many years, walked countless branch routes, and played countless TE, GE, NE, HE... no man can resist this kind of girl inadvertently revealing The look of one's own weakness...Because showing one's own weakness and weakness to the opposite sex often means deepening of trust.At the same time, this way of speaking with a desire to refuse and welcome, and a desire to speak and stop can quietly arouse the curiosity and desire of exploration in the man's heart for the girl.

In the game, once a girl shows this look that seems to be hiding something, it often means that you have successfully entered her personal line.So next, there are only a few options away from knocking down and recycling CG...

Throughout the ages, I don't know how many gentlemen have bowed down to this expression of refusing and welcoming.....The innocent virgin who used to bring down my side is even more so.

"Miss.... Do you have something unspeakable?"

The silly fish Mirko bit the hook unexpectedly.

Seeing this, I covered my face with my sleeve, and there was an imperceptible smile on the corner of my mouth.

Silly roe deer...Look at the little master who doesn't fool you into lameness!

So, I started to use the knowledge I gained from reading 103,000 small yellow books and strange novels in the basement of the old bastard. After a little thinking for three seconds, I compiled a plot of ups and downs. The twists and turns, the tear-inducing bitterness, and the sad story of Super Mario Sue serve as the background of Miss "Dengtuzi".

Then I talked with emotion and tears, and successfully stunned Elder Mirko for a while.

At the end, the silly virgin was so touched that he cried bitterly:

"...In that case, Miss Dengtuzi decided to stand up and become the master in order to avoid abandoning the school?"

"That's right." I nodded solemnly, "After the'biggest and worst desperate event in human history' occurred, the slave family came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Tian to participate in the Holy Grail War in order to become the King of Salvation and save the face of decline. Jianye Township..."

"Woo...This is so touching!" Mirko said with tears, "I didn't expect Miss Dengtuzi to be such a strong woman..."

I really can't see it... This virgin has such developed tear ducts.

Having said that, he would be touched by such a random story?

Is it incredible?

I was suddenly a little curious.... How did his brain grow?How can the circuit of thinking be so wonderful?

Could it be said that the elves have such a "simple" character?

However, judging from the look of other patrol members who can't stop laughing, this is probably an isolated phenomenon, right?

I don't know how this kind of mental retardation grew old...

It's really puzzling.

At this moment, Mirko had clenched his fists and said to me resolutely:

"Don't worry, Miss Dengtuzi. I will definitely help you find your mother!"

and many more?mother?

In the story I just made up, didn’t it say that my mother was "killed and proved" by the father who wanted to be a partner of justice?

Why did another one pop up suddenly?

How did this guy listen to people telling stories?

Didn’t you hear a word?

Hearing this, Lilith, who had her hands tied behind her back, finally burst into laughter uncontrollably:

"Hahahaha, Brother Tu, you are so good at making up! You laughed so hard at me... Just now, you said clearly,'My mother has passed away', so these pointed ears actually said to help you find your mother? Ha Haha..."

Hearing the words of the little witch, the surrounding patrol team couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha, the elder Broken Throat said the wrong thing again!"

"You can't even remember what other girls just said...you want to make a girl at this level?"

"Hahaha...Stop talking, the face of the throat elder is almost green!"

"Hahaha..."

Mirko said with wide eyes.

"Why are you so innocent?"

"What innocence? When you look at the little girl, your eyes are almost popping out. If someone else's elder is by your side, watching you molesting the little girl like this, I'm afraid it's not going to hang you up and beat you!"

Mirko flushed, and the blue veins on his forehead appeared, arguing, "I am not teasing the little girl...I am concerned about the people...the decision-making meeting... Can this be called molesting?"

There were inexplicable words such as "Elders are concerned about the people's obligations", "I am a gentleman, I have never touched a woman in most of my life" and so on, which caused everyone to laugh, and the forest was filled with cheerful air.

(PS. I’m really sorry, I thought it was good to have two more changes yesterday.... But I was really in a bad mood. I didn’t start the codeword until the evening... and I wrote this chapter for a long time. I will try to avoid it in the future. If this happens, the update will return to stability. I hope you can understand)

78. Mirko the Tragedy

Elder Mirko has been depressed recently.

As a traditional Mori Elf, he is as obsessed with pharmacy as most of the people.Rather than sitting in a solemn conference hall with the rest of the elders discussing the details of legal provisions, planning the use of taxation, and military and diplomatic issues... He prefers to be alone in the laboratory, with test tubes all day long. Deal with herbs.And this is also the life that most Mori elves like...

In fact, in terms of Mirko's age and qualifications, he does not have the qualifications to enter the decision-making meeting.And he himself didn't have any desire to go into politics.....but most of the elders of the Mori elves who were qualified as elders were dead houses that bury their heads in the laboratory all day long and refuse to travel far.They pushed each other over, and finally threw the pot on Mirko.

In this way, Mirko honorably continued his father's mission, and reluctantly took over this "troublesome" errand.

Although the relationship between the elders of the decision-making conference is still harmonious, and the politics of the elves are far from the intrigue of the human court... But for the elder Mirko who only has pharmacy in his head... Politics is still a science far more difficult to understand than those complicated and tedious magic formulas, extraction of various medicinal materials, and reactions.

Therefore, in the year of coming to Frost Mountain, Mirko's life as an elder was extremely bumpy.

First of all... As an elf who devoted most of his energy to magic pharmacy, Mirko knew almost nothing about things other than pharmacy, let alone governing the country.

In this way, every speech session of the decision-making meeting became a lingering nightmare for Elder Mirko...Because he knew nothing about state affairs, as long as he spoke, he would surely cause other elders to burst into laughter. .... Then there was the bitter taunt of Elder Chiyan Mader.Almost every word made Mirko feel ashamed to find a seam to drill in.

Fortunately, Mirko’s deceased father had a personal relationship with Elder Nikolic during his lifetime. This allowed the Chief Policy Officer to see Mirkodo’s photos on the behalf of his old friends, so that each situation did not become more embarrassing. Direction development.

At first Elder Mirko had some intentions to work hard, but after being ridiculed several times in succession, he suffered a heavy blow.This young and talented pharmacist finally realized the reality, and realized that as an elder, he was still too young and innocent, and he was suitable for making a fortune in silence.Only then did he obediently pretend to be a tortoise at the meeting, and stopped making his own wonderful and profound naive remarks.

After that, although Elder Mirko's days in the decision-making meeting were not very good, under the care of the chief decision-making chief, it was generally smooth.

In this way, Elder Mirko stumbling through his first year on Frost Mountain.If nothing else, this kind of life will continue, and Mirko will eventually become a qualified elder like his father under the temper of the years.

But the sky is unpredictable...

Just last month, a letter from the broom star Linden Wan completely disrupted Elder Mirko's peaceful life.

Because what was written in the letter was embarrassing and pointed directly to the chief decision-maker himself.

The old skaters who have been immersed in politics for many years are reluctant to read the content of this letter, because they know that although it is not them who wrote the letter...but the chief decision-maker who cannot directly punish the culprit will inevitably give The anger was vented on the reader...

Therefore, after shouting out of shock, the letter was turned around in the hands of several elders, and finally it was delivered to Mirko's entire body.

Elder Mirko, who was inexperienced in the world, also read the words "the chief decision-maker was embarrassed by the god tree" written in the letter.