What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

How can everything be like a child's play?

But having said that, the gods who can make this kind of system are definitely of the type whose mind is caught by the door.

Looking at it this way, I am a little bit convinced that the old bastard once complained.

The Ahya goddess who let him cross is really mentally retarded.

Although the desire to complain in my heart rushes like a river.

But I obediently picked up the shovel and threw these polite dogs into the pot.

Although the pool looks very shallow, the twenty dog ​​heads thrown in it didn't even splash a little splash. On the contrary, it sank down.....not even a shadow.

Speaking of which.... It seems that this pool has not even announced the probability of shipment.Although it is all up, the ghost knows the original probability.

No matter how you think, it feels like no one is deep in the pit...

After throwing in two hundred dog heads.

I put down the shovel and wiped the sweat from my forehead.Before walking to the pot, he stepped heavily on the "20 times" option.

Suddenly, exciting music sounded, and the pool water sparkled with golden light.

Ten cards with a red star as the back of the card appeared before my eyes, with their backs facing away.

Looking at this bizarre scene, I rubbed my hands... stepped forward and opened every card hopefully.

The result is a blue sky and white clouds...

They are all synthetic materials such as [Corn Master] and [Medal Madness]... According to the introduction of the color pool, these are all things that are similar to garbage.

The last card was a little purple... When I opened it, it was accompanied by an extremely exaggerated male voice:

"epic!"

But what was disappointing was.... What appeared before him was a stupid donkey with a map head.

According to the previous introduction... this should be the "Gorbachev" that must be released.

The most fucking thing is... the skills of this shit four-star hero are actually debuffs!

All of them are things like "self-cohesion -70%", "chaos +200%" and so on, which seem to kill me as long as I use them.

So without saying anything, I threw this bad card aside.

Damn it, I don't believe it anymore. With a white face like my face, I can't even get a broken card?

joke!

I won't give in like this!

Thinking of this, I rolled up my sleeves, washed, picked up the shovel, and threw the dog's head into the pot.

Twenty consecutive draws!

Breathlessly, I pressed and pumped again!

Accompanied by generous singing, and the circulation of brilliance.

Ten cards appeared in front of me again.

After a slight glance, there was a secret joy in my heart!

Although I can only see the back of the card before turning it over...

But according to my observation, there is no doubt that there is a card that is overflowing with golden light!

That is only the color of the five-star card!

Thinking of this, I directly skipped all the cards and opened them for the first time!

"Wow! Golden Legend!"

This time, the pompous male voice sounded again.

It also strengthened my inner prediction!

This is indeed a five-star card!

However, after the dazzling light dissipated.

The content on the card made me speechless for a while.

[Great man from the sky, three pounds fat]?

This.... What is this stuff?

Looking at the card, a wretched fat man with a funny haircut was clapping at something.

I suddenly have an urge to kill...

But I still comfort myself in my heart.

Maybe his skills are great?

But when I saw the skill column...I was completely dead...

[Bluffing: A "doomsday judgment" capable of deceiving the gods can be virtualized, but it has no actual effect]

[Map Cannon (pseudo): Can give the illusion that the enemy is about to be hit, no actual effect]

[Supplement: side effects of using any skill-hunger degree +300%]

What the hell is this!Can't you have something practical?

Immediately, I relentlessly threw this golden legend into the corner with Gorbachev.Gritting his teeth, picked up the shovel again.

What a special.... I just don’t believe it today!

......

After drawing twice in a row, I saw that there were fewer and fewer dog heads that had piled up into a mountain... But what I harvested is still a series of blue sky and white clouds like [Corn Master], and almost every time there are The map head stupid...

So... I started to panic...

I feel that if this continues, I won’t be able to extract anything useful even if I use up the dog’s head...

Otherwise, be conservative.... Sing alone.

Maybe, bit by bit, can you come back to a miracle?

With this thought in mind, I carefully picked up a dog's head and threw it into the pot!

After a flash of brilliance, a card appeared on the pot again.

Hopefully, I didn't watch the halo on the bottom of the card anxiously, but closed my eyes and opened it in prayer.

"Wow! Golden Legend!"

The pompous male voice rang in my ears!

And I immediately fell into ecstasy!

Damn it!I didn't expect it to be so accurate?!

It's awesome.

Sure enough, it was a miracle!

But when I opened my eyes again, the ecstatic expression on my face instantly solidified.

Because on that card, the words "Fat Sanjin" were clearly written.

Damn Nima!It's this funny comparison again!There is no end!

"Fuck your uncle!"

Annoyed into anger, I immediately threw the card into the pool with the shovel.

His grandma's... I should have thought of it a long time ago....

How can there be good things in the old bastard's stuff?

What kind of fathers, five-star heroic spirits and so on... it doesn't exist at all!

But at the moment that the shovel was submerged in the pool, a fierce reaction suddenly occurred in the pot!

As if it was about to evaporate, bubbles began to bubble up in the pool... Then an uncle with a beard and face in a black dress appeared before my eyes.

"I am a holy teacher."

Uncle Beard said with his eyes closed.

Then he took two shovel out of his arms and asked me:

"Young rebels, did you lose this golden shovel or this silver shovel?"

Which one is this?

The story of the river god?

When I was a child, I heard the old bastard talk about this. In this routine, you must not be greedy. To be honest, choose a shovel.

So I answered without hesitation:

"Neither.... What I lost is a shovel!"

"Um... honest young man."

The Holy Master nodded, then dropped the golden and silver shovel, took out another thing from the water and handed it to me.

"As a reward... this iron ice axe is for you!"

44. Tu Sheng's Ice Axe (Part 2)

I took this iron climbing ice axe with wooden handle unexpectedly, and I didn't react for a while.

When I realized what I was holding in my hand, I suddenly felt an urge to cry without tears.

What is this?Isn’t it said that honest people will be rewarded with golden shovel and silver shovel?How come I returned me with an iron ice axe in the end!

Isn't this thing even a shovel good?

I said no matter what, you should return the original shovel to me!

But when I was looking for the bearded uncle for a theory, there was no figure in the pot, and there was no ripple on the water.

It turned out that the instant he threw the ice axe to me, the Holy Teacher retracted into the pool at the fastest speed.

Now... he has disappeared long ago.

In desperation, I can only admit that I am unlucky.Ready to pick up dog heads again and throw them into the pool one by one.

But at this moment...

The ice axe in his hand flashed abruptly with golden light!

The color of the legendary card at this time!

Could it be that... there are five-star heroes in this ice axe?!

Thinking of this, I quickly grasped the ice axe and looked at it carefully.

"legend--"

A ray of light flashed, followed by the pompous sound again.

The ice axe circulates smoothly, and on the curved surface of the axe, a ray of scarlet blood appears on it.Shows its difference.

Then, a descriptive text appeared above the ice axe.

[Legendary Concept Etiquette·Tu Sheng Ice Axe]

[Introduction: In 1940, the murder weapon used by the assassins of "Father" Stalin to kill Trotsky the "Armed Prophet" was the weapon of the saint.Stained with the blood of the prophet and the long-cherished aspiration of "permanent revolution," congealed the unyielding will of the Fourth International]

[Note: When the world line changes, the armed prophet will also raise the ice axe to kill the assassin, and kill Moscow all the way, smashing the father’s dog's head with the ice axe]

Although... I seem to have heard the old bastard tell these stories about his original world.

But I don’t know why...I always feel that the description in these words seems to be very slotted...

Through this extraction, I also somewhat understood the urine nature of this so-called "system".Still consistently unreliable...

However, since it is a weapon that even saints can kill, it should be no problem to deal with the evil god summoned by Margaret, right?