What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

"Look at you.... You look so silly, just dress up and put on a corset. Even if I tell others that you are Snow White, some will believe it! Hahahaha... ...And also the husband of Empress Frost? You really laughed at me..."

Damn.... Why is this little girl's mouth so poisonous?

I hate someone in my life saying that I look like a girl!

I am a pure man, okay!

Although...it does look like...a bit more feminine...

But I am definitely not a sissy!

Thinking of this, I retorted unceremoniously and said:

"Hehe, I'm telling the truth...believe it or not..."

What I was telling was the truth!Elmesha is my wife. Is this a problem?

"It's a little girl like you who doesn't even have all the hair...you dare to say that you are the emperor? Don't make people laugh out loud!"

"I... of course..."

Little Lori stood up excitedly, as if to refute my point of view.

But as soon as she was halfway through, she seemed to remember something suddenly, and hurriedly closed her mouth, then stammered:

"When... of course not... hahaha..."

Little Lori rolled her head in embarrassment:

"How could this lady be the emperor? Isn't it...hahaha..."

Seeing the girl in embarrassment, I gave a disdain:

"Cut..... Anyway, you are so stiff, right? Why did you lose heart again? What a stupid girl!"

"You! Believe me or not... Don't this lady treat you..."

Little Lori suddenly stared at me again, her small chest seemed to hold her breath, but somehow she seemed a little scrupulous, just couldn't tell.

"What about me, you stupid girl, pretending to be the emperor and still pretending to be addicted, right?"

I stretched out my hand angrily and tapped little Lori lightly on the head.

"you!"

Little Lolita immediately covered her head and looked at me very angrily.

"You hit me?"

"Yes, I hit you? How's it going?"

I stood up, looked down at the petite girl in front of me with my height advantage, and said with my face close to her.

"You...what do you want..."

Xiao Nizi's momentum suddenly weakened, and she hugged her hands in front of her with some horror.

Seeing how scared little Lori looked, a hint of evil arose in my heart:

"If you really are the emperor...I will not only hit you, but I will tie you home, strip your clothes and tie you to the wall as rb.q, slap during the day and slap at night...make you a * *Give me a hundred children!"

Having said that, I imagined the villain in the Greek drama, smiled evilly, and rubbed my hands trivially:

"After all, I'm Lin Dengwan's son... he's kind of stuff, if I need it, I can make it up..."

It seemed that there was a sound of Linden Wan, who was supposed to be able to wrap her second child as a belt around her waist. Little Lolita's face suddenly turned pale with fright.

Seeing my unkind expression, she immediately flinched and backed away a few steps, and a few tears began to leak in Shui Lingling's big eyes:

"Sorry...sorry...sorry! Mr. Lindentu...I am not the emperor...really not...please don't take me away...it was me just now Wrong...oooooo..."

Hmm.... If you didn't steal your finger from your fingers while wiping your tears, I might have believed your nonsense.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you are willing to be soft.

Anyway, I'm just taking care of you these few days.

So I saw it well and closed:

"Hmm... That's right..."

"Hmm..."

Little Lori also nodded, shrugged her head, and looked at me with tears.

It was like inviting me to touch her head.

Although I knew that this little girl was probably pretending to look like this, looking at her tearful expression, I still couldn't help but touched little Lolita's head.

But as soon as my hand was placed on top of her head, I immediately regretted it.

Hey... I have forgotten that this little girl was splashed with sewage. Now the oily water in one hand is disgusting!

Looking at my slightly convulsive face, little Lori showed a successful smile.

"Hehehe...How about Mr. Rebel? Does this lady's hair feel comfortable to the touch?"

Then he rubbed my greasy head against my chest.

"Get out of the way! Your wild girl is dirty!" I pushed her away in disgust, "I don't know that nobleman can raise a sloppy girl like you! I'm afraid it's not a village girl pretending to be?"

"Hehe, they are the emperor! Mr. Anti-thief, do you believe it or not~"

Little Lori stuck out her tongue at me playfully.

After all this tossing, this little girl and I have basically no grievances.

And I also sat down in peace, picked up the oars and rowed towards the harbor.

Although the boat is not far from the port at this time, after all, it is just me shaking the oars alone, so the speed is naturally not fast.

Bored so boring, I chatted with the little girl one after another.

"By the way, I don't know the name yet..."

"Tsk tusk..." Little Lolita looked at me with a disgusting expression, "Mr. Counter-thief suddenly asked the girl's name what he wanted to do?"

"Don't get me wrong, it's just that you already know my name, and I don't even know what your name is... Isn't that unfair?"

I shrugged and said indifferently.

"Of course it doesn't matter if you really don't want to say it, Miss...Then my son of the traitor, I can only get off the boat and ask you to swim ashore by yourself..."

After speaking, I made a please gesture towards the dirty water.

"Isn't it just asking for a name? It's scary. This lady tells you." Seeing the dead seabirds drifting by the boat, little Lolita obviously swallowed and said reluctantly:

"My name is Constance...you usually call me Connie."

"Constance? You really call the same name as the Queen!"

I don't believe it.

"Haha, isn't this normal? The nobles of the entire continent go back and forth, and they just give these names, otherwise, where are so many'XX eleventh and OO nineteenth'?"

Little Lori hugged her arms and complained, she seemed to be very dissatisfied with such repeated naming.

"So, I want you to call me Connie, because this is the name that really belongs to me."

Seeing the grievances expressed in little Lolita's words, I believed it seven minutes and said to her with a smile;

"Okay Connie, I will call you that way from now on."

"Ok."

The girl also nodded, it seems that she is very satisfied with this name.

......

Ten minutes later, I shook the oar and approached the dock.

"Mr. Counterthief, find a hotel. I want to take a bath..."

As soon as she landed, Connie pulled me and demanded very firmly.

"Explain in advance, I don't have any money."

Holding the dirty skirt, Connie said very bachelor.

"Oh, let's go"

Thinking that I really need to find a place to settle down, I took the hand of Little Lori and walked towards the city.

I didn't feel anything when I was in the port, but as soon as I entered the city, I felt something wrong.

Just over two months ago, when I came to Antwerp, it was still a very prosperous port and commercial city.

But now...the wide street is obviously a bit depressed.The doors and windows of the shops were closed tightly, and the hawkers who were clamoring in the past were nowhere to be seen.Only a few nervous pedestrians hurried past.The air is full of depressive atmosphere.

What exactly happened here?

Looking at the depressed town in front of me, I couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

55. Open a room with little loli

Could it be because it was too early...so there were no people on the street?

But logically it won't...

Seeing it's dawn, how can those vendors and merchants not come out to do business?

It's so weird.....

Thinking of this, my heart became vigilant, holding Connie's hand tightly, and walking against the edge of the street.

Bypass the taverns in the port area that serve low-level sailors and are full of prostitutes.I took Connie to the edge of the city center.

Although I am not going to stay in any expensive hotel, after all, there is a little girl with me.Living in a place full of the smell of sex and sweat is still not suitable.

Therefore, I took the little loli to a civilian hotel that was still visible.

In addition to being cheap, this hotel called "Tuna" is also one of the places where Teresia and I agreed to deliver information.

Push open the heavy door and enter the dim inner room.

I saw that there was almost no one in the crowded lobby on weekdays, only a freckled waitress was sleeping on the fairly clean table.

Seeing someone coming, the old shopkeeper in front of the bar shrugged his head and said in a sickly voice.

"welcome."

I nodded and pulled Connie over and said:

"An upper room."

"No...I don't want to live with you..."

Connie immediately protested:

"Who knows what you will do to me at night?"

"Don't worry... I'm not interested in a kid like you who doesn't have a chest." I turned my head and continued to say to the boss, "You need two beds."

"Eh?...."

Little Lori immediately swallowed the rest of the words.

"Um...no problem..."

The boss looked sleepy. He nodded hard, took out a bunch of keys from under the counter with a trembling hand, and squinted his eyes to distinguish the numbers on the iron handle.

"Living together is just a convenience to take care of you, don't get me wrong."

Anyway, the forehand was already dirty, so I unscrupulously got up on Connie's head.

"Furthermore, if I want to slap you, Master...can you escape? What kind of difference does it make in which room you live in?"

I patted her on the shoulder.

"Don't worry!"

"Actually... there are a lot of extra rooms... do you need guests?"

At this time, the boss finally found the key, tremblingly took it off the keychain, and handed it to me.