What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

The girl smiled and waved.

"Don't tell me it's the haunted house in your hometown, so find a demon hunter to catch ghosts! Hahahaha...then I really can't help..."

Haunted?

If it is really that simple...

Under the shining of proletarian glory and historical materialism, any monsters, ghosts, and snakes will be wiped out in an instant.

I really want to see if it's the stupid ghost who doesn't have eyes daring to run wild at my house.

But the problem is that what haunts me now is ten million times more terrifying than the evil spirits-El Mesa.

If the Empress Frost gets angry... it's not just as simple as killing a few people.

Maybe half of the western continent will be reimbursed...

So, girl, I think you don’t understand the value of life.

If you understand what kind of power I am facing, you can still speak such ignorant and fearless words.

Then, my little master, I respect you as a second ha.

Thinking of this, I looked at Eureka with some pity, and continued:

"It's not what you think.... I asked Teresia to take me away. Go to the eastern part of the mainland to avoid the storm..."

"Avoid the limelight?" The girl suddenly showed an expression of interest, "So, what cruel character are you provoking with?"

"You won't believe it..." I shook my head, trying to persuade me in a gentle tone, "Anyway, I've lost too much time here...Since Teresia is not here, Then I must also leave as soon as possible...I am doing this for your own good..."

"Then you are talking about it! What kind of person is it that makes you afraid of this?" The girl frowned, and continued to ask impatiently, "Or, you just want to find a reason to slip away, good for my old lady. Irresponsible?"

Obviously, my persuasion did not have any effect, but instead aroused Eureka's curiosity.

So I sighed and continued:

"Well, as you wish." I looked at the girl's eyes and said in a sincere tone as much as possible, "The one who chased me was the Empress Frost."

"Empress Frost?!"

The girl had a noncommittal expression on her face.

"Yes.... In fact, I am still the fiance of the Empress... In order not to be forced to marry by her, I have been running around during this period of time... This is the whole fact."

After I finished speaking, I sighed again and looked up at Eureka's expression.

After listening to my words, the girl was silent for a moment, and then she laughed without restraint:

"Hahahahaha... You said that you are the fiance of Empress Frost? Hahahahaha...Who believes this stupid thing? It's really laughing at me..."

"If you are the husband of Empress Frost? Then I'm still the old lady of [Ten Devil]! Hahahaha..."

Eureka pointed at me and laughed breathlessly last time:

"I said... sissy, next time you want to deceive, at least you should be more reliable, right? This is non-marginal nonsense, you can't even fool a three-year-old! Hahahaha... ..."

Why is your reaction exactly the same as that of Constance?

I don't understand. I have told you the truth, why don't you believe it?I really don't know what to say...

"I said just now, even if I tell you, you won't believe it..."

Looking at the girl with a belly and laughing, I calmly said:

"Anyway, believe it or not, I'm telling the truth."

"I believe... I believe... Hahahaha..." Eureka still laughed wildly, "Then can you tell me... Since you are the fiance of Empress Frost" .... Why are you running away from marriage? Don’t tell me that you look down upon someone else’s emperor’s crown! Hahahaha... really treat yourself as a person! Hahahaha..."

"Of course there are my reasons...I don't have to tell you all..."

I explained somewhat perfunctorily.

"In short, Miss Eureka, since you don't know where Teresia's is, then I have no reason to stay. Goodbye..."

After speaking, I turned around and left.

"Eh eh! Sissy, why are you like this!"

The girl suddenly became anxious.

"Come back to me, I said that you are now my lover! Anyway...you are not allowed to leave until this lady comes up with satisfactory compensation!"

"I'm doing this for your own good..." I turned around and reluctantly persuaded, "If we are found out by the Empress... then, miss you, even if you have a hundred. Life is not enough to die!"

"Hey...I'm still talking about this. I said sissy, you should give up this set of rhetoric as soon as possible! What else is Empress Frost's fiance? Speak out, and see how many people don't think you are crazy!"

The girl sighed, looking helpless.

Actually don't say it's you...

Being forced into marriage by the Frost Empress, this kind of bizarre thing was held a few months ago, even I myself would not believe it.

But life is such a magical realism.

Although it sounds ridiculous, it did happen.

But compared to this, what I care more about is-why do you keep calling me a sissy!

In addition to looks, where am I?

But the appearance is not something I can decide by myself!

Why do you all say that to me?It's too much.

"I'm sorry, I'm telling the truth. If you don't believe me, I can't help it.....Also, my name is Lindengtu. Please call me by the correct name. Thank you very much."

"Lin Dengtu? Ah... okay. But it doesn't matter..." The girl winked at me innocently, "Because she is really cute, just like a girl~"

Eureka's words hurt my heart deeply.

"Like a girl?" I asked angrily, "Do I look like a girl... Last night, didn't you have enough?"

Hearing my sharp question, the girl flushed immediately.

"This... this... let's talk about it later..."

After realizing the weakness in her tone, Eureka immediately tried to persuade herself and argued:

"Don't.... Don't get me wrong..... This lady means..... To serve the master well, it was originally your duty as a lover! Right!"

"Oh, is it so?"

I replied boringly.

The unnutritious conversation with the girl has exhausted all my patience.

Although it was just last night, I spent the whole night in love with the girl in front of me.

But at this time, I don't have any sense of accomplishment that comes from conquering the lovely girl.

Because...for me, sex with a girl who has no feelings only means to increase the possibility of Elmesha's runaway.

In addition, I didn't find Teresia, and my anxiety increased a lot.

Now, I just want to leave this place quickly, and then run as far as possible.Hide into a place that El Mesa cannot find temporarily.

Thinking of this, I no longer care about the girl behind me, but walked towards the position of the lifting mechanism in the corner of the room.

As I put my hand on the lever of the lift, the girl’s anxious voice came from behind me:

"Wait! Don't leave! I agreed with Teresia to hand over the goods on the 15th of this month!"

91. Elmesha's heart palpitations

When I heard Teresia's name, I stopped again and turned around and said:

"You mean... Teresia will come to you again?"

"When... of course..." Eureka chased up, and said with an unnatural expression, "Didn't I... have I told you before? Teresia made an appointment. Give me a good batch of goods."

In retrospect, she seemed to have said something similar before.So I nodded and said casually:

"Oh... Is it the OO of the water ghost again?"

"The OO of the water ghost?"

When she heard this word, the girl frowned and read it again with a strange expression.It's as if I can't understand the meaning.After a while, he flushed immediately as if suddenly realized something:

"You...what are you talking about...Ben...Why would this lady want that kind of thing..."

"But Teresia told me, that's the material you used to make the ointment... isn't it?"

I asked with some confusion.

The girl immediately defended herself in a panic:

"You...you nonsense! Ben...how could this lady chop up the OO of the water ghost and use it to make the water ghost oil thing...no...no...it's wrong , I... I don't even know what water ghost oil is! I don't even know that men's olo is used for..."

Um... my eldest lady, did you forget, last night.What happened to the two of us?

If you put it before, you might be a bit cute if you pretend to be pure like this...

But now...

If it wasn't for your being so proactive all the time in the middle of the night, if you kept shouting "I want more" and "Give me quickly", I would rather believe you.

Well, really.

But I didn't speak to remind me, but quietly appreciated the girl's almost flawed explanation.

Looking at my smile, Eureka finally realized the huge mistake in her words.So she had no choice but to hold back her thoughts.Staring at me with an unhappy expression:

"You hate it! You guy... why would Teresia tell you such a sissy thing!"

"Huh? Is this really a secret? I have been because Eureka Alchemy is a famous aphrodisiac store!" I pretended to be puzzled, and said in a dazed tone on purpose, "Could it be, Isn't this something everyone knows?"

"It's not!" Eureka defended in a desperate way. "This lady's alchemy workshop is an elegant shop that specializes in ladies and ladies! There is no such licentious thing as you said! You are Defamation?"

Sister.... If you speak like this, there is no persuasiveness at all, okay?

Your name ranges from the owner of the bar in Antwerp to the owner of the brothel in Ximu Town...no one knows.Everyone knows that you are a master craftsman...Even the elder of the Elf Kingdom...that is, the idiot Mirko knows to ask you to order aphrodisiacs.

That's all, you still want to deny your identity as the "Spring Medicine Spirit", too proudly too?

If you do it, you will do it. I still don’t admit it, and I don’t know what your mentality is....

I don't want to entangle the girl more with this kind of issue, I said perfunctorily:

"Well, my esteemed Miss Eureka is a noble alchemist. I never use the olo of the water ghost as an ointment, and I will not add medicine to the snacks for the guests..."

"Shut up!" The girl rushed forward with her teeth and claws, preventing me from further telling the truth, "Anyway...Before the fifteenth, you will stay here obediently and never go anywhere! I heard it! No!"

"All right, Miss, whatever you say is fine. I'll listen to you all, okay?"

Anyway, so much time has been wasted, and I almost don't have to think about running to the Kingdom of Sanctuary in such a short period of time...Just wait here for a few more days.

If you can wait until Teresia, then everything is easy to say.There is no time to wait for a solution...

Anyway, Xiaoye, I believe that there must be a way to the mountain.

Can a living person be suffocated by urine?

"Now that it's settled...Then let's go..." The girl sighed after looking at the hourglass in the corner of the room, "Fortunately, it's still too late. I have a banquet to attend tonight... ...You can go with me..."

After speaking, he took my hand and walked towards the elevator.

"Wait first."

I hold the girl.

"what happened again?"

She looked back at me impatiently.

"Are you going to go out dressed like this?"

I held back a smile and pointed at the girl's delicate body.

After realizing that she had just been speaking to me naked, Eureka slammed her chest and screamed in shock:

"Ah-you... you turn to me, don't watch -"

"I've been watching it for so long... Besides, what should be done, haven't we all done it? Missy, why are you shy?"