What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

After looking around, the aunt frowned and commented, while still pinching her hand in the air.No one knew what she was touching.

"Ah... Sister... I thought these leathers could be sold for a few more money in the hands of the cobblers in the city..."

Eureka smiled, pretending to be surprised and said to the aunt.

"That was before..."

The aunt shook her head, and then proudly stretched out her sturdy brown bear arm, showing the green armband with the words "Oath to Eliminate Evil", and said:

"Since the learned and talented Archbishop Friegan came... those shameless women and unkind people have been punished, and now no one wants to wear fur clothes!"

Having said that, the aunt shook her head with some pity.

"So... my dear sister, your leathers will be hard to sell..."

"That's it...that would be too unfortunate..."

I pretended to be frustrated and shook my head.

"No sad sister...Next time you bring more ale and bacon that you brewed in your own home..."

The aunt patted me falsely on the shoulder, her eyeballs turned straight, and the palm almost didn't knock me down.Finally, he revealed his true purpose:

"How about this... I think you are quite pitiful.... Sister, I will give out four...not three silver coins, and I want you leathers."

The aunt stretched out three fingers, looked at me blankly and said.

Eureka and I smiled at the aunt's urgent look.

It's no wonder she sees so many furs in the phantom... It turns out that the psychology has been thinking about this set.

The scolding on his mouth is so fierce, saying that only women who don't know shame should wear it... In the end, I still don't like it to the death?

These rebooters all talk about one set of virtues.That set of nonsense doctrines, I don't know how much they believe.

Let me see... These gods often have one characteristic: all they say are doctrine, and all they think is business.

But it's good, since you want to do business, that means that everything is still discussed.

good for everyone.

Thinking like this, I motioned to Eureka to pull up the rag covering the seat, and handed it to the aunt as if it was a fur that didn't exist.

"Then thank this sister, you will suffer."

I suppressed a smile and said.

"Don't suffer, don't suffer...such a good leather...three silver coins..."

Taking the rags, the aunt smiled openly, but she didn't care about covering up.She raised her head and waved at me, saying:

"I don't think it's easy for you... you don't need to wear a'ring as a good treasure', just go in."

Damn it... Do you still have to bring that iron underwear when you enter the city?

Fortunately, I ran into a greedy aunt...or else it would be really difficult.....

"Ah.... Do you have to wear that iron thing when you enter the city?"

Eureka asked horribly.

"It must be brought,'Abstinence before marriage, abstinence after marriage', this is what Archbishop Flegen said. If you don't do this, how can you restrict licentiousness?"

The aunt admonished solemnly, and then followed the persuasive way:

"I said sisters.... Next time you go to the city, you will have to pull your men up anyway. Huh... by then, those stinky men will know how good they are!"

Thinking of the weird expression of the coachman before and the angry exhortation of "Go ahead and don't provoke madam", I suddenly had some ominous premonitions in my heart.

So he knocked sideways and said:

"Yeah... I don't know what's wrong recently... The men in the village are reluctant to come to the city. Our sisters can't pull too many things... I had to find someone to borrow such a small carriage. "

"Haha...that group of cowardly men! I laughed to death...I have been wondering why you would use a small carriage for people to load the goods...it turned out to be such a thing! "

The aunt smiled and shook her head, and explained in a pleasant manner:

"Sister, you don't know anything.... Now in our city of Cologne, all men are in charge of women!"

"Is there such a good thing? Are those men willing to do so?"

When Eureka heard this, she immediately became energetic and asked very interested.

"Huh.... Of course those who are lazy and delicious are not willing to... but they can't be done!" The aunt said proudly, and then tapped the iron panties that she was wearing on her waist. The oracle of Archbishop Flegen, everyone in Cologne, regardless of age, should wear ring as a good treasure to prevent licentiousness... But the key of a man is always kept by his wife! If it is a child or an old man Bachelor, leave it to the female elders at home or in the neighbor’s house for safekeeping! Anyway...that group of bastards, even if they want to pee now, they have to beg our women! They are nothing if they leave us!"

Oh my God!There is such an insidious practice!

No wonder the coachman was killed and he didn't want to approach Cologne...

I don't even talk about licentiousness or licentiousness!People have three urgency!

If even the power of peeing is in the hands of his wife, what place does a man have in the family?

Fortunately, I have the foresight and pretended to be a village girl.

If this came over with a man's offense, wouldn't it be Eureka's grasp of it every minute?

In terms of Nizi’s character that turning a face is a turning face...After entering the city, holding back urine is definitely going to be fun!

It's terrible, OK!

"Anyway... now in Cologne, our sisters have the final say!"

The aunt proudly patted her belly full of fat, and the overflowing fat trembled on her belly.

"It's awesome!"

Eureka nodded with a look of expectation, and said approvingly.

Then he stared at me threateningly.

It's like saying "Honestly, don't make me unhappy, or my mother will reveal your identity every minute."

For Eureka's threat, I had to cast a begging look.

This is not a joke!

It’s just that it’s not clear....Since the city of Cologne is in the hands of women...Why are there all men in the upper ranks of the rebooting sect?

"Then... Sister.... Who keeps the keys of our women?"

I asked cautiously.

"Then.... It must be under the control of the church and the priests! Of course...if you also join the women's rebooting club, the key will be given to you most of the time."

The aunt's face was obviously a little unnatural, and she turned the subject away very bluntly:

"You are not citizens of the city... you don't need to wear a ring as a good treasure... Anyway, you won't stay for long... I'll just leave you a note."

Look... Sure enough, there is still a problem, right?

I thought about it thoughtfully.

122. No dignity

"I didn't expect this mask to work..."

After driving the carriage into the city, I felt some lingering fear and felt the realistic folds and sighed.

Although it was really disgusting when I first put it on... but if it hadn't been for this disgusting thing, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so easy to get confused at the gate of the city today.

If I was discovered by those aunts who pretended to be a man...I'm afraid it would be good to be forced to wear iron panties!

The most terrifying thing is that Eureka holds the power of life and death....That is really not alive and dead!

Although Nizi probably wouldn't have any malice towards me.

But after experiencing the blackening of Elmesa and Margarita...I have begun to have fear of all beautiful and powerful girls...especially those with particularly strong characters. .... For example, Eureka is.

I can almost pack a ticket... if it wasn't because this lady had spent all her magical talents like a genius on alchemy, and had no idea about battle.

I am in a situation that I am afraid it will not be much better than when I faced El Mesa or Margaret...

You say.... Why do all the girls I meet with such a strong personality?

Can't you be gentle?

For example, like Maggie used to...

Forget it.. I don’t want to.....

Talking too much is tears.

"Oh...really? You really think so?"

At this moment, Eureka's lazy voice sounded from behind me.

"Yes... Although the slime is indeed disgusting... but at least it is very lifelike..."

I said helplessly.

"Huh? Hahaha, Lindentu, I didn't expect you to really believe it?" The girl laughed as if she succeeded in the conspiracy, and said in a proud tone, "To tell you the truth, the material of this mask is not slime at all. I made it with the ovaries and uterus of [Phantom Poison Squid]! Are you fooled? Idiot...hahahahaha..."

Phantom.... phantom poison squid....'s ovary?

I bought a watch last year!What are you kidding?

I mean this thing looks like an octopus!It's not fishy yet!The suction is still so big!

It turned out to be made of octopus!It's too much!

I thought of the sticky ovary of a deep-sea squid that was stuck on my face.I felt like I was entangled by the wet tentacles of octopus all over my body. I was suffocated with nausea and felt cold all over!

"Ulika! This is too much anyway, isn't it? You didn't say that just now!"

I turned around and yelled at Eureka with grief and anger.

"Why is it noisy? Why are you so loud?" Eureka waved impatiently, crossing her legs, "Lindentu, don't you be a little wolf dog eating soft food? A random phantom poison octopus in the market is worth thousands of gold coins! It is much more expensive than your "love man"! It is to praise you to wear it for you."

"Since it is so expensive and so good! Why don't you bring it yourself? Give it to me? How about we change it?"

With that said, I will take off the mask on my face.

"Huh...Lin Dengtu, I warn you not to act rashly, nor to see where this is?"

With that said, the girl pointed at both sides of the street with a warning gaze:

"Don't say...this girl really regrets not letting you wear that iron guy...Lin Dengtu, if you continue to be like this, people might have to change your mind~"

With that, the girl winked at me very cutely.

Looking at the man following the woman in frustration on both sides of the street, I instantly lost my confidence.

I had to obediently admit defeat in a low voice:

"I'm sorry, the boss.... I was wrong, please raise your hands high..."

"That's not right..." Eureka nodded with satisfaction, "Young man...you must always correct your attitude, love you~"

Saying that she cast a wink at me, and then leaned over again, and gently "pommed" on my side face.

But the girl's fragrant kiss did not make my mood any better.

Because now I am in a state of having to obey and please Eureka in response to the reminder that the coachman said before, "Don't make your madam angry".....

What a waste!

No matter what you think!

But looking at the men on the street who are wearing iron underwear and following their wife behind them....and some men who are even like dogs, who are walking on the street by women on chains.

I feel a touch of luck sincerely.

Fortunately, I am not yet reduced to this point...

But just as I sighed in my heart, the girl's voice sounded right behind me.

"It's such a great city... If I want to say, I should deal with these stinky men like this! Huh... Isn't it just a lot of meat underneath... What's so amazing!"

Hey! My eldest lady!

This kind of joke can't be opened up!

Especially in this dangerous place, your every move is related to my safety!