What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

"Ooooooooooooooooooo-"

Look at its aggressive look.I sighed, flashed easily to my side, and escaped its leaky blow.

"Ergou...you are too weak...not to mention the vain footsteps, the strength is still so light." I shook my head, "I want to catch me just like this? Or wait for the next life!"

To be honest...Looking at the way it shook, I began to suspect that it was actually not the devil lord, but a skeleton with a surprise.

"Cowardly and shameless mortal! Don't hide if you have the ability!"

After rushing for a moment, Er Gouzi quickly raised his head, grinning threateningly.

"Okay...I'll stand here...Come on..."

I spread my hand and made a completely indifferent look to Erha, waiting for it to pounce at me.

I don’t know why... From the moment I saw this dog, a bold idea emerged in my heart and I was eager to try it...

"Okay, okay! For mortals, stand obediently! Don't move!"

Erha grinned, opened its blood basin and rushed towards me.

Seeing its sharp fangs and huge claws, there is no movement in my heart.

Just calmly took out the half roast leg of lamb that was not finished yesterday from the storage space, and shook it towards Ergou:

"Gluck..." (ps. is the sound that usually teases dogs... I can't think of any similar onomatopoeia... so let's do it QAQ)

Then, a miracle happened.

I saw the two dogs rushing towards me like a hungry tiger, and immediately slammed to a stop.Sitting in front of me obediently, he huddled up while sticking out his big bright red tongue to flatter me.A flattering look...

"Wow!"

emmmm.... Is it really a dog in nature?

Seeing the legendary "Devil Lord" sitting in front of me like a pet dog...I shook my head with a wry smile, and then threw the fleshy bones in my hand.

"Woo Wang—"

Ergou immediately yelled with joy, and rushed to the path of the fleshy bones.He hugged the half of the lamb's leg bone, chewed happily, and the hairy tail stood upright from his hips, shaking constantly.

"Evil... Lord of the evil demon?"

Seeing this scene in front of him, Friegan walked up with a weeping face.

He probably didn't expect..... The performance of the "Devil Lord" that he finally summoned at a huge cost would be so unbearable.

"Uuuuu..."

Seeing someone approaching his own fleshy bones, the two dogs guarded the food vigilantly, with a fierce light in their eyes.Instinctively let out a low growl at Friegan.

"No...no...sir, you misunderstood..."

Seeing Friegan's dumbfounded expression, Erha finally reacted.

It reluctantly dropped the fleshy bones in its hands, turned around, and yelled at me in a less determined tone:

"Big... bold mortal! How dare... dare to seduce this lord with fleshy bones! I... I will bite you into meat sauce today!"

"Come on... I said Ergouzi, let's wipe the saliva from your mouth first."

I shook my head helplessly, and then took out a delicious pie from the storage space again.

Seeing the pie in my hand, Ergou's eyes straightened again, but he quickly shook his head and became vicious again:

"You...don't you want to fool this lord twice with the same trick!"

"Don't worry... I don't have that plan!"

After speaking, I took a bite of the pie and threw it straight at Ergou's face.

The old bastard often said, "There is no return to meat buns and dogs."

So this time....... I threw [Bao Zi Lei].

144. All laws do not invade!

The pie that had been bitten slipped through a perfect arc in the air, and then fell softly towards Erha's front door.

And that silly dog...and really didn't dodge.He even stared at the direction in which the pie fell and opened his mouth.

Fortunately, the silly dog's eyes seemed to have some problems, and he couldn't bite it, so he avoided the bad luck of Bao Zi Lei exploding in his mouth.

Unfortunately, the pie did not fall into Erha's mouth.But it also slammed straight on its black nose.

The moment the soft meat and Erha’s nose were in close contact.

Just listen to a "bang" sound.

The [Bao Zi Lei] that contained the wisdom of the people exploded in an instant!

"Woo woo woo..."

The two dogs held their noses, and wailed and walked back.

The snow-white hair on its face was also blackened in a large piece because of the exposure, and it was mixed with the hair around and around the eye sockets.Almost became a veritable "black dog".

Seeing the silly dog ​​rolling on the ground holding his nose, I couldn't help but wonder again.

This stuff.... Is it really the Devil Lord?I was actually brought down by a bunny mine like this... Isn't it too weak?

The expression on Fleigen’s face is even more exciting...

It can be seen that he originally regarded summoning the devil lord as a killer move...

But as far as the current situation is concerned... the silly dog ​​he summoned doesn't seem to be as reliable as he thought.

Thinking of this, I shook my head and raised the long sword in my hand and approached Friegan:

"Your Excellency...I advise you to give up resistance as soon as possible...If you surrender now, this young master can also consider knocking you out and then'purifying'."

It’s the old bastard’s saying that “sex is so prosperous, cut forever.” To deal with rogues like Friegan, you must use this once and for all method.

"You...what do you want to do? Ben...this seat warns you not to come over!"

Hearing the word "bath", the cult leader almost subconsciously covered his crotch, and then hurriedly ran in the direction of Erha, begging as he ran.

"My lord of demons! Save me! That bastard is going to cut my life!"

And at this moment Erha was also able to slow down from the aftermath of Bao Zilei, and saw it raised its head with grief and anger, raised a furry paw to point at me, and said:

"Despicable... Despicable mortal, what the hell did you add to the pie?"

"What's added? Nothing..."

I looked at Ergou a little strangely.

You must know that although the [Invincible Divine Art] ability can give all stuffed foods explosive effects, the food itself is indeed ordinary food.

"Unexpectedly... I dare to quibble! Obviously put the nose of this lord...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ——"

As Erha sneezed one after another, the cyan nasal mucus came out of his nostrils, the old man running in front of him.

Seeing Ergou so embarrassed, I also began to feel a little confused.

what happened?I just ate this pie in the morning. Doesn’t it taste good?How could you blow this silly dog ​​into such a virtue?It's too weird...

Wait.... I remembered that this pie was made by Eureka specially instructed by the hotel kitchen last night. Pepper-flavored lamb pie!

No wonder this stupid dog was rushed into this way.

Hahahahaha!

Innumerable amounts of precious spices from the East are added to such crude food as pies.....Probably only Eureka, a wealthy little rich woman, can be so extravagant.

If I think about it like this.... Suddenly I feel a little painful.It is actually a waste of the pies with so many spices to beat the dogs.....Even though it was Eureka's money, it was still too wasteful.

Ugh... it can't be like this next time.

Just when I was distressed by the pepper pie, Ergou finally seemed to have stopped his sneezing, and while sucking his nose, he stood up from the ground:

"Despicable...You successfully aroused the anger of this lord!"

Erha did not know where he pulled out a staff that looked like a big bone.

"Now... I want to draw out your soul! Make your physical body a puppet! Then put your soul into reincarnation purgatory, so that you will be tortured forever!"

"Doug.... You are so hanging, do your parents know?"

I am almost immune to the habitual bluff of this stupid dog.

"If you want me to say, Ergou, stop blowing a few words and go home quickly." As I said, I took out the remaining half bag of pie from the storage space and shook it. "This half bag of pie, just be it. I gave it to you. You can eat slowly on the way home, ah."

Looking at the pie in my hand, Ergou instinctively showed a wary look.But soon it became angry again:

"Mortal! How dare you underestimate this lord! Seeing that this lord has drawn your soul now!"

After speaking, Erhalima's two claws tightly grasped the big bone-like staff and waved in the air, with a strange bark in his mouth:

"Bowbowbowbowbowbowbowbow-"

Along with the wave of the bone stick, strands of dark life began to surround the husky, and then it condensed into dozens of dog-headed death gods holding sickles!

When the god of death had condensed one by one, Er Ha suddenly opened his eyes, raised the big dog's head in his hand and pointed at me:

"Wow, woof—photograph—"

Suddenly, dozens of dog-headed death gods uttered hoarse howls at the same time, and then raised the sickle in his hand and attacked me from all directions.

Feeling the threat of the god of death, my heart shuddered.Get serious,

It seems.... Although this silly dog ​​has a worrisome IQ, the Devil Lord still has the strength, which should not be underestimated!

Thinking of this, I quickly turned the materialistic power in my body, wrapped the energy on the blade of Cheka, and slashed towards the black death gods!

But... just when I was ready for an uphill and bloody battle.

Something strange happened!

The god of death, the dog's head of death who was still flaring his teeth and dancing claws at me just now, the moment he touched my body, it instantly dissipated like morning mist.

And those gods of death, who were swept by my sword, fell apart as soon as they hit the edge of the sword energy!

"Why... what's the matter?"

With doubts in my mind, I experimentally stretched out a finger and lightly tapped it on a dog's head.

In an instant, the hideous and terrifying creature in the abyss vanished into nothing.

Seeing this scene in front of him, Erha's eyes widened, and his face was full of incredible expression.

"How.... How is it possible? How can you escape the attack of a demented necroman! I don't believe it!"

As he said it, he chanted the mantra again and waved at me with the big bone staff:

"[Spirit Attack·Endless Purgatory]——"

I saw a purgatory world full of magma and sulfur on the ceiling of the room instantly!Countless dead souls and wraith spirits were suppressed in it, howling and roaring, undergoing all kinds of shocking torture!Just looking at it is frightening!

But in the face of this terrifying purgatory, I just stretched out the divine sword, lifted it over my head and stirred it gently, and instantly broke the seemingly terrifying illusion.

"No...this...this is impossible!"

Erha was scared by my performance and instinctively took two steps back.

"This is a lord-level spell... how can you escape as a mortal?"

"No! I don't believe it!"

Erha shook his head desperately, clenching his teeth again, and pinched fingerprints on his hands.

"Bone melting!" "Flame Eater!" "Spiritual plunder!"

A series of gorgeous spells shining with different brilliance, they landed on my hand like no money, but they were all useless...

Looking at the situation in front of me...I finally understood how abnormal the "atheist attributes" that the old bastard inherited from me.

This kind of talent attribute can make me immune to half of the magic effects...and all the power from gods and demons.

Therefore...this Erha, as the "devil lord," no matter what terrifying spell he uses, it will not affect me at all in the end.

Maybe.... This is "all laws do not invade".