What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

"Let's do it...it’s not impossible to give you food...but you have to ask me very politely."

"Please... request?"

"Like this, listen well." I said with a smile in my heart, "I want to say something like this:'Please let me eat my master's big chicken thigh.' Your voice should be more sincere and your tone of voice should be more respectful."

"OK...OK..."

Sonia nodded hurriedly, knelt down on the ground, with an expression of desperation:

"Please...please let me eat my master's chicken..."

"Well, you don't need to say!"

Hearing this, I immediately stopped the dog mother, holding back a smile and handing her the drumstick.

"Hey...for the sake of your sincerity, I will give it to you..."

"Thank you Master!"

Overjoyed Sonya immediately took the chicken leg and gobbled it up.

I turned my head to the side and laughed out loud.

Clam clam clam clam clam...this silly dog ​​is so interesting!

Ask her to say she really said it!

Really laugh at me... clam clam clam clam clam...

I kept laughing and saying that my stomach was almost exhausted before I stopped.

At this time, I heard a "creak" faintly passing through behind me.

this is?

Suspicious, I turned my head.

Then I saw Sonia who was devouring.

Seeing the terrifying eating look of the beautiful dog-woman, I turned my gaze to the side in amazement, still munching on Sir Jacob, and then looked at Sonya.

Um.... Take back the foreword.

Jacob's old boy's food is ugly...but it's better than a dog...

43. Welcome home (reward plus more)

In this way, Sonya, Sir Jacob and I have been sitting at the foot of the mountain eating fried chicken.

I kept eating until my stomach was almost broken, and finally stopped when I couldn't eat more.

"call....."

Pat his stomach and exhale a suffocating breath from his mouth.

With a trace of materialistic force, I released the restriction of the lower body, pulled out the body from the clay pot, and walked straight to the slope at the foot of the mountain.

Lie down on the grass on the slope, and I cast my eyes into the distance comfortably.

I saw that the light green poison circle had just begun to slowly shrink towards the middle at this time.

Huh.... Just now I was beating and eating. I thought it had been a long time.

It seems that time may have passed for less than an hour.

It seems that devouring meals may give people the illusion that time flies, right?

Ah... I have to say that the feeling of fullness is happiness.

Touching my somewhat bulging belly, my face is filled with a smile of happiness and contentment.

Really...I haven't eaten so happy for a long time.

Although the food here is only fried chicken, this fried chicken is not only greasy, but also a bit salty.

But after being hungry for two or three days, when I was chewing on the chicken thighs, I could even smell an appetizing smell of meat!

And this meaty fragrance comes from the seasoning...but from the fresh fragrance of the meat itself!

I remembered that the last time I ate and ate so happy, it was time when I was tricked into the basement by the old bastard.

At that time, I was low-powered, and every day I was slinged by the old bastard and Lilith...Until I was exhausted, I was not allowed to eat by the cruel old thing.

After being beaten for a whole day and being physically exhausted...

It really tastes good in everything. Even the moldy dried radish can be eaten as sweet as fruit...

This is the joy that only people who are suffering can experience in food.....It is also the fun of the rebels!

After exhaustion, what could be more soothing than a fragrant meal?

"Hmm...Master~"

Just as I was wandering around the world, the same full-fed dog mother came to me at some point.Lazily leaning on my side, I lay down, and then unceremoniously put the greasy face on my chest.

"Go go go... the dirty face is all oily, rub it on me? Lie down!"

Feeling the fleshy face on my chest, I said half-disgusting half-jokingly.

"Well...I don't leave...the owner doesn't wear clothes anyway, does it matter?"

Sonia closed her eyes, shook her head lightly, and coquettishly pressed most of her body up.

Then, two balls of warm and creamy soft meat, separated by a thin layer of clothing, were intimately attached to my chest.

"Master, don't be so stingy~"

The dog's mother still has a little hand that is still warm, and she gently hugs my waist, even with most of her body pressing on my chest, she shook slightly.

Feeling the exquisite warm and smooth touch on my chest, I immediately dispelled the idea of ​​driving Sonia away.

Hmm.... still retract the foreword.

Compared to fragrant meals... or ** is more heartwarming.

Thinking of this, I took the opportunity to put a hand on the soft and slender waist of the dog's mother and stroked it gently.Feel the girl's soft and delicate skin.

"Hmm~"

Sonya didn't mind it either, just hummed a few nasal sounds.

With the dog mother in my arms, I look up at the sky.

I don't know why... Suddenly, it feels good to lie down on the mountain with a silly dog ​​in my arms, eat roast chicken and sing songs.

Sure enough, such a leisurely day is more suitable for me!

Just when I was immersed in idyllic reverie

A full hiccup like thunder completely shredded all my fantasy.

"belch--"

There is no doubt that this is the hiccup of that nasty old man Jacob.

"Hiccup——My Envoy...what shall we do now? Hiccup——"

The hiccups of the Violent Mage were a little bit quieter, but it was as uncomfortable as breaking a drum.

"That's it... hiccup-waiting for the game to end?"

Listening to the uncomfortable voice of the bad old man.I sighed and stood up from the gentle village of the dog mother.

Alas... now is not the time to relax, after all, he is still in the prison made by the devil.

The top priority is to escape from here quickly...

If it’s a little late to escape...wait for El Mesa to come... then I will have to kneel on the washboard against the iceberg...

No...Washboards are good... Whether life can be kept is a question.

Not to mention holding a fleshy beast ear mother like this casually doing whatever she wants.

So... we must act now!

Thinking of this, I once again strengthened my conviction in my heart.Instructed Jacob:

"That won't work... Our goal is to escape here with everyone!"

I said very seriously.

"Escape?" The Violent Mage wiped the greasy corners of his mouth with some confusion, "But...sir...this island is a special subspace, and there is no channel to the outside world... .Even if we escape, where can we escape?"

"Who said there is no exit... isn't it there?"

I shook my head and said to the top of the mountain behind me, which was hidden by the clouds.

"Then...that mountain?! Special Envoy, are you kidding me?"

Sir Jacob's eyes widened, his face was full of incredible expression.

"Of course it's not a joke." I shook my finger towards the violent wizard, "I have already explored it. The top of this mountain is connected to the portal to the real world. So... as long as we have a way. When you reach the top of the mountain, you may have a chance to escape this prison."

"But my envoy.... Forgive me for my bluntness, absolutely no one can climb this mountain on his own."

Sir Jacob shook his head with a wry smile.

"If you don't believe me, you can watch me and try..."

As he said, he jumped close to this mist-shrouded mountain with a sledgehammer.

And I followed closely behind.

After passing through that layer of mist and approaching the mountain, I finally saw its whole picture!

What appeared in front of me was not a mountain in the ordinary sense...but an irregular columnar body made of various pieces of furniture and debris.

The twists and turns are difficult for even the herb gatherers who often climb mountains.Let alone a man sitting in a clay pot and holding a sledgehammer...

I'm really curious...how the old man Jacob would climb the mountain.

"Aha—"

At this moment, he only heard Jacob roar, he smashed his hammer on a dead tree down the mountain!Then use the hammer to hook the dead branches, and use this as a fulcrum, leaps in the direction of the mountain!

See you!Jacob's body bound by the clay pot soared into the sky in a way that completely violated common sense, and then hit a protruding rock in the mountain!

But before the clay pot fell, the violent mage roared and slammed another hammer, hitting it on a feather arrow above.And once again use the place where the hammer is hooked as a fulcrum, and make his body leap to a higher place!

The next moment, the body of the Violent Mage slammed into a smooth rock wall, and the violent impact made him instantly lose his balance.Staggered and fell down.

Then he fell back to the original place with a bang.

"Special Envoy.... You understand what the old man meant now..."

Holding his bleeding nose, the Violent Mage said helplessly.

44. Can't turn over?Then destroy it!

Looking at the violent mage with a direct nosebleed, he looked at the mountain with amazing bones.

The corners of my mouth twitched unconsciously.

I have to say... the person who can design this game is definitely a psychopath...

It's fine to design such a weird mountain, but let people sit in a clay pot and climb the mountain with a hammer?

It's damn good that no one can climb up

The most insidious thing is.... There is also an exit for the game at the top of the mountain.

In this way, although it gave people weak hope...but at the same time it brought greater despair.The mind in it cannot be said to be vicious.

But having said that...no matter how sophisticated the game design of this devil is, how difficult the climbing path is, and how many traps are laid in it.They are only for people who are in the game and are unable to struggle.

But for me who has the power of materialism to protect my body...what is the rule?Since it can't restrain me at all, why should I obey it?

Isn’t that just a matter of direct use of means outside the rules to break cleverness with force?Why go on the difficult path set by the devil?

Thinking of this, I shook my head at the Violent Mage: