What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

After a long time, grandpa looked at me unbelievably and said:

"Little bastard...what did you say? You bombed the Apocalypse in Frankfurt?"

"Yes... I did blow it up." I nodded in embarrassment, "This matter really has nothing to do with Asia."

After all...The imperial city in the center of Frankfurt was indeed bombarded by me with Italy. I can't let El Mesa help me with this kind of thing, right?

Although it seems to be serious, let's admit it.

"What are you kidding?"

But the chief decision-maker obviously didn't believe me. He looked up and down, frowned and said:

"You can blow up the Holy Veins of the Apocalypse just by your little thing? Don't talk nonsense to me!"

Elmesha also looked at me with a little surprise:

"It turns out that the explosion in the imperial city was caused by the small picture? I really didn't expect it!"

"What... Aisha.... So you didn't blow up the one in Frankfurt?"

Grandpa's face suddenly showed a look of surprise.

"My father asked me... I remembered..." Elmesha nodded thoughtfully, "When I hurried to Frankfurt, the underground holy light flow had already erupted. .... Later, I was held by that devil, and I didn't think much about it at the time, so I just used it."

"Really you didn't do it?"

The chief decision-maker still doesn't believe it.

"The Holy Vein of the Apocalypse in Cologne was indeed destroyed by me. But things in Frankfurt really have nothing to do with me... At best, I just borrowed the erupting light."

Elmesha smiled and said, looking at me and saying:

"You can actually destroy the Holy Veins of the Apocalypse. It seems that you are better than I thought in the small picture~"

Elmesha's loving eyes made me blush. She grabbed her head and said with embarrassment:

"Haha... Actually, it's nothing..."

"How could there be nothing? In fact, I should have thought of it, how could the man I love El Mesa be an incompetent person?"

The female emperor's eyes were full of pride, and then she seemed to draw me close to her arms.

"Stop it!"

At this moment, Grandpa shouted from the side very upset.

He pulled me away with an unhappy expression:

"After a long time, the old man hasn't figured out what you are talking about? Don't rush to flirt!"

"Humph....."

Hearing her grandfather's words, Elmesha snorted coldly, did not speak, but raised her arms very upset.

"What you just said is the devil and the rescuer? And Lindentu, why are you little bastard in Frankfurt? All things will be recruited for me!"

The chief decision-maker stomped the cane in his hand and looked at Elmesha very seriously.

"About this, I actually want to know..."

With that, Elmesha's eyes became sharper.

"Small picture..... Why did you appear in the Doinchi Empire and you were chased by the devil. I am also very curious~ I don't know, can you please explain?"

Elmesha looked at me with scrutiny eyes, and my face was numb with almost staring eyes.

It's good now... it's another proposition.

If I knew it, I wouldn't pretend to be a hero!

Why bother to embarrass yourself so much?

Why did I return to the Doinchi Empire?

Can't you just say that I was trying to escape, not to marry El Mesa?

As for the chasing of the shofar devil... it has nothing to do with Eureka and Constance.

It was so easy to get confused before!If I dared to speak out in front of so many people, it would be light to be chopped into meat sauce by El Mesa on the spot!

So... what to do?what can we do about it?

Anyway... Let's avoid the important things and just say a few words, because compared to my personal experience, I believe that grandpa and the others should be more interested in the devil's affairs.

After thinking quickly in my mind for a while, I evasively talked about my experience in the Doinchi Empire over the past few months.

As for why I went to the Doinchi Empire, and the encounter with Eureka, I just covered it all at once.

It's just a general statement that I accidentally provoke the cultists of the rebooting sect, and accidentally broke their conspiracy to kidnap the emperor while fighting with them.

"Kidnapping the emperor?"

After listening to me running out of this blockbuster, my grandfather and the other elders really showed awe.

"An incompetent cult like the Rehabilitation Sect actually dares to do such a bold thing... I didn't expect the situation in the Duinchi Empire to be so corrupted!"

After hearing my grandfather's evaluation and the elders' discussion, I knew that I had successfully diverted their attention.

But El Mesa's eyes became sharper:

"The small picture, if I remember correctly...the new emperor of the Doinchi seems to be a woman, right?"

Obviously, Aisha's focus is completely different from others.

In fact, it also hits the point.

Because I did have something indescribable with Constance...indescribable, enough to make Elmesa cut me into an indescribable state with a knife.

However, I already have a plan to deal with this in my mind.

"Aisha.... You think too much, the Queen of Doinchi, but she's just a kid, she wants to be breastless, buttless, just like a washboard, not as feminine as you charm!"

This...I'm telling the truth, that little girl is really poor.

"Hehe.... You observed the small picture really carefully..."

But contrary to what I expected, Elmesha's expression didn't relax, it became even more weird.

She stared at my eyes and said in an extremely cold tone:

"Such a small picture.... Could you please tell me, since the queen is a completely unattractive little girl... Then why do you stare at a little girl's breast and ass for so long... .You still observe so carefully?"

Elmesha's hand gripped the decoration on the armrest of the throne, and several uniform cracks appeared on the spherical object at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Also...the estimate is wrong!

You know... El Mesa is not about her looks, but her gender!

All the women who are not relatives close to me, no matter how old or young, are all within her hostile range!

Miscalculated!Miscalculated!

"This...this... Aisha, things are not what you think..."

I had no choice but to defend myself bluntly.

"Alright, alright! Aisha, you let this little bastard finish the matter first, your two private affairs, let's talk about it later!"

At this time, grandpa waved his hand impatiently and relieved me.

"After I go back, if you don't give me a satisfactory answer...I'm not going to let you go...Small picture..."

Looking at Elmesha's cold eyes, I sighed silently for myself.

Alas... It’s not easy to be a harem king. If you don’t pay attention, you will get overwhelmed.

But... if in the following recounting, I will say a little bit more miserably, and talk more about things related to the devil.Let me add more energy and vinegar to talk about torture in electrotherapy...

Elmesha was so soft-hearted, maybe she let me go?

That's right, just do it!

27. Sell miserable stories

Therefore, in the following narration, I emphatically described how the reboot master summoned the Abyssal Dog, and then attracted the shofar devil to pass by.

Upon hearing the information related to the Abyssal Plane, Grandpa frowned.

"That Friegan is just the leader of a third-rate cult...How did he get the evil weapon that can summon the Devil Lord? It is logically impossible..."

"It's really weird..."

El Mesa also nodded thoughtfully.

She looked at me, smiled and nodded:

"Is that the original ** came like this? Well, you can explain this clearly as a small picture...but don't think about getting through the next question, small picture~"

Elmesha's eyes trembled at me.

Sure enough, it is still not that easy to pass.....but there are always countermeasures...

There must be a way to the mountain.

I don't believe that El Mesa will be completely indifferent to my tragic encounter...

Thinking of this, I slightly conceived it in my mind, and then continued to talk about the appearance of Professor Yang and the bloody battle between me and the devil.

As it should be, I completely omitted the existence of Eureka in the recounting, and exaggerated the intensity of the battle with added enthusiasm, at least exaggerating Professor Young's perverted strength to more than three or four times the original.

Of course the most important thing is.... I exaggerated the bloody degree of the battle and my own injuries.

"At that time... the devil struck me with a bolt of lightning, and I couldn't dodge, so I was cracked by the electric skin..."

"After that, the devil grabbed a paw from behind me and pierced my entire shoulder..."

"Because of the bleeding too much, in the end I was completely unaware..."

.....

While talking, I quietly observed El Mesa's expression.

Sure enough, when I heard that I was beaten by the devil and the blood flowed unstoppable and my skin was ripped apart.Elmesha's face instinctively appeared nervous and intolerable.

I know that my wife still loves me.

Although it's a bit despicable... but for the sake of my life, it can only be so.

Seeing that the "sell miserable combat" had indeed achieved results, I even exaggerated the damage I received in the battle.

"Finally... the devil slapped me and scorched half of my body to black. After that, I struggled hard, and a large piece of flesh was torn off my arm, even the bones were exposed... After that, I completely lost consciousness..."

Hearing this, Elmesha couldn't stand it anymore and she patted her on the table:

"That mean reptile... dare to hurt my little picture like that! Unforgivable! Unforgivable!"

After speaking, she no longer suppressed the tears in her eyes and took me into her arms:

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Would it hurt you so badly?"

With that, Elmesha covered her heart, gritted her teeth and said:

"I knew this... how could the lone easily let go of that bastard! It's so cheap to let it die so easily!"

I was surprised that El Mesa had such a big reaction.

Because I was a little worried before, whether such exaggeration would be seen through by her.

In fact, although the devil's attacks were fierce at the time, they were largely offset by the power of materialism...Although I looked bloody and bloody, most of them were just skin wounds.It was quickly repaired by the energy in the red wheel.

In addition, considering that the old bastard's cover for me is invalid, El Mesa can more or less feel the situation on my side through the twin flower mark.

It now appears..... The information received by El Mesa is probably very vague, otherwise it would not be fooled by me in a few words.

But I have to say that I am still very happy to see El Mesa caring about me so much.

But compared to El Mesa's reaction, the reactions of Grandpa and the other elders are somewhat intriguing.

"Magic goat.... It turned out to be a magic goat..."

Grandpa squeezed the scepter in his hand and muttered to himself.

The faces of the other elders are not very attractive either.