What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Sounds pretty awesome, right?

Of course...Of course, there is still a slight gap between reality and ideal...

For example, a lot of times, it was El Mesa riding on me...cough cough cough...

"Grand Duke Luo Xiao? Why is this again?" Elmesha was a little unhappy, she frowned and said, "Not even an independent palace is sealed to Xiaotu. Father, are you doing this too much? "

"Under the crown of the female emperor, the old man didn't say such things." Grandpa smiled treacherously, shrugged and said, "Liu Xiao Xiao Duke is just a transitional title... After the threat of the abyss is completely removed, we will discuss the merits. It’s not too late to reward..."

With that said, he turned around and winked at the elders:

"Elders, don't you think?"

Because of the previous lessons and El Mesa's warning.This time the elders learned their previous lessons one after another, and did not dare to intervene in the female emperor's family affairs.

Therefore, they pretended to look at the scenery everywhere, as if they had not heard the question from their grandfather at all, and said nothing at all.

But my grandfather didn't feel embarrassed at all, but cheeky announced:

"Under the crown of the female emperor, you see, all the elders have already acquiesced to the views of the old man. I hope you will follow the public opinion and put the overall situation first!"

The big decision leader’s shameless statement caused a row of black lines to appear on the empress’s forehead:

"My father.... Even if you talk nonsense, you have to have a limit? Don't you think you are so shameless?"

"Under the crown of the Empress, you slander the old man like this, the old man is completely unacceptable..."

Seeing the tense atmosphere in the conference room, the father and daughter were about to be pinched up again, I hurriedly intervened and said:

"Forget it, Aisha...I don't think there is a problem with the plan of the big decision chief..."

"Small picture, how can this be?" Elmesha was obviously still a little angry, and she looked at me with a little excitement. "The title that your father said does not even have a territory. It is clear that he is going to bully you. !"

"It doesn't matter, Aisha." I shook my head and stared at Elmesha's pretty face. "The title of Lord Luo Xiao... doesn't it just mean that I belong to you? Isn't that appropriate? "

"but...."

What else El Mesa wanted to argue about.

But I immediately spoke again, saying:

"As for the territory or something... it doesn't matter much, because I only need you, Asia."

Having said this, I looked affectionately into Elmesha's eyes and said very seriously.

The reason I say this is to convince El Mesa as much as possible.

After all, the title of Emperor Hanshuang is a bit too shocking, and I don't want to incur criticism from others because of this meaningless fame.

And the title of Lord Luo Xiao...Although it is full of my grandfather's malice towards me, it is still reasonable.

Not up or down, acceptable.

As for the territories.... Thinking about it, it feels troublesome. Even if you leave it to me, I don't know how to take care of it.

Besides, the entire Frost Mountain and even the entire Elf Kingdom belonged to El Mesa.

Now El Mesa is mine from body to heart...Is it necessary for me to go to the territories that are rare?

It's hilarious...

"It turns out that the small picture... do you think so?"

After hearing what I said, a blush appeared on Elmesha's pretty face, she lowered her head and said shyly:

"Then if you don't have any comments on the small picture, then do it as your father said."

"Holy Ming under the crown of the female emperor! Admire the aging!"

There was an excited smile on the big decision leader's face, and he arched his hand in Elmesha's direction:

"This is the decision a wise monarch should have."

It seems that being able to win back a city in a quarrel with his daughter really made him extremely proud.

"The big decision leader is absurdly praised.....The loneliness is just picking up people's teeth. It is you who really made the idea."

Elmesha gave her father a meaningful look, then hugged me, and then announced to the rest of the elders:

"Since everyone has no opinion on the title, let's start the canonization ceremony now."

"right now?"

Elmesha's sudden attack surprised grandpa.

"Under the crown of the Empress, do you need to be so anxious?"

"Anyway, it's just a short-headed prince who has no territory, and it doesn't need so many troublesome politeness when it is canonized."

The female emperor gave her father a cold glance:

"The canonization is finished sooner, so that you don't have more dreams in the night....It also saves you that there will be any'fantastic ideas' after your old man, right?"

"Um... the old man dare not... just think it's a bit hasty to do this..."

"If your excellency has no doubts about the title... then close your mouth!"

Glancing at grandpa irritably, El Mesa ordered to the elders:

"So... elders, quickly draw up a canonical edict for Gu."

El Mesa tapped the table lightly with her fingers and said in an unquestionable tone.

"Now, now, now!"

Seeing that the empress had already said this, the elders naturally did not dare to neglect.Immediately, the attendants were sent to fetch various documents, while Elder Porut worked hard to draw up a canonical edict as quickly as possible.

That's it... Only half an hour later, the elders completed all the procedures needed to canonize me as a duke with extremely high efficiency.

Hmm.... To tell the truth, even a duke with an empty title, no matter what country he is in, he is not a small person.The process of canonization must be cautious.

As the elders are now being forced by El Mesa, they have completed all the procedures required for canonization of a grand duke in less than half an hour, which is probably unprecedented.

Whether in the elven kingdom or other countries, it probably is.

In short, that's it.

I am about to become a grand prince who, strictly speaking, has only half a bed in his territory.

Hmm...it is indeed a great prince, a noble with all the certificates and procedures...In this half an hour, they even helped me draw the coat of arms that symbolizes the family and the individual.

Of course, some cut corners are just a matter of cutting corners, basically not much different from the family crest of the [Hanshuang] family.

Because from a legal point of view, my title is derived from my mother.

After the decision-making growth seal and the seal of the female emperor were stamped on the edict at the same time, El Mesa ordered the attendant:

"Then start the canonization ceremony now."

30. Title

After a while, the attendants brought an iron crown, a white wolf fur cloak... and a sword studded with gems of various colors, which looked like a ceremonial sword.

They ride the three ceremonial vessels on their plates and stand aside respectfully.

"Then... let's get started, small picture."

Elmesha took the ceremonial sword from the attendant and smiled and said to me.

Hmmm... When the title was conferred, I remember that I was going to kneel down?

Although the old bastard once warned me: As atheists, we don't worship heaven and earth, let alone bow to kings and powers.

But...I should be fine with my wife, right?

After all, the old bastard is often punished by his stepmother to kneel on the washboard at home. Sometimes he kneels all night...

Alas.... It feels like this is almost becoming a tradition in our family.

But what can be done?

After all, El Mesa is a hundred times better than me... and she will stab me when she gets angry. I dare not make her angry.

Kneel on your knees, anyway, I was afraid of my wife!

But having said that, how many people in this world are not afraid of Empress Frost?

So there is nothing to be ashamed of... At this point, I am just like everyone else.

With a sigh in my heart, I saw the old bastard kneeling on the washboard while begging the angry stepmother to forgive me for his uselessness.

Alas.... When I laughed at the old bastard's strict control of his wife and fear of his wife, I never thought I would have such a day.

Then, I don't know if it was because the old bastard's appearance on the washboard impressed me too much...or because I remembered the terrible appearance when Elmesha was angry.

Anyway... I knelt down with a thump.

It's not the kind of kneeling...but kneeling down on both knees, like a captive who surrendered.

Kneeling down, the surrounding attendants and elders were all dumbfounded.

Even El Mesa laughed out "poof".

"Hahaha... What are you doing, Xiaotu? Just kneel on one knee, don't be like this..."

Hearing what Elmesha said, the daunting elders also reacted one after another, but they didn't dare to laugh, so they turned their heads, covered their mouths, and laughed desperately.

Even Elder Porut, who had just been unsmiling, joked:

"It seems that Lord Luo Xiao is indeed loyal to the crown of the female emperor...Uhhahaha...haha..."

I suddenly felt like a fire on my face, so I hurriedly propped up one leg and returned to the appearance of kneeling on one knee.I was so embarrassed in my heart that I could not wait to find a seam to get in.

Oh my God, this is too fucking shame, right?

Kneeled down to my wife in front of so many people...

What did I think?Why did the brain suddenly short-circuit?Can you do such a thing?!

What a shame!

What a shame!

You talk, you talk.As the husband-in-law of the empress, what prestige do I have in front of the elders in the future?!

"Hee hee... small picture you are really...so interesting..."

Elmesha looked at me and couldn't stop laughing.After a while, he finally closed his expression and became serious.

"So, let's start now."

Elmesha nodded at me and walked towards me with a ceremonial sword.

On the other hand, I knelt on one knee and looked up at El Mesa.

Although I knew that what Aisha was holding was just a ceremonial sword with no blade, let alone stabbing people to death, in fact, she couldn't even cut her clothes.

But when I watched El Mesa holding the dazzling blade towards me, there was still a trace of fear in my heart, and even my body couldn't help shaking slightly.

After all... the last time Elmesha pointed the tip of her sword at me, she stabbed me twenty-nine times!

I can’t forget this terrible meeting anyway.

So when El Mesa approached me.

For a moment, I even had the urge to close my eyes.

But in the end, I restrained my fear and kept looking at El Mesa with a calm expression.

Because reason told me... Elmesha wouldn't do that, and it was nothing terrible.

This is indeed the case.

The blade of the sword of interest fell slowly, and Elmesha patted my shoulders with the blade a few times.

I know that this symbolizes the responsibility that the knight bears from the monarch.

"The supreme will and the ancestors are the two gods. Gu, Elmesha Hanshuang, in the name of the thirteen elves and the queen of the United Kingdom, canonize you as the Duke of the Night."

Elmesha's expression was serious and her tone of voice was calm.

This greatly relieved the tension in my heart, but it made me think about it.

To be honest, at a certain moment just now, I thought El Mesa was going to make me the Earl of Glamorgan.