What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

What To Do If The Elf Empress Forces The Marriage Chapter 299

Although... the lost dragon has no magical protection, its physiological mechanism is almost collapsed.But the meat on the dragon's body is definitely not what ordinary mortal chefs can cut.

Therefore, before the dragon meat can be cooked, an extraordinary powerhouse of rank 6 or above must be taken off the dragon meat.It can only be cooked after it has completely lost the protection of the dragon god.

Therefore, Mirko deserves credit for the meal I ate today.

Thinking of this, I took out a bowl of dragon meat stew from the basket and handed it to Lori:

"Thanks for your hard work... If you are hungry, just eat some."

Unlocking the lid, little Lori's eyes straightened when she saw the steaming stew.

"This...is this for me? I... can I really eat it?"

Seeing her surprise look, I nodded.

"Yes, for your hard work, it's a treat for you."

"Thank you so much! Lord Lindentu! I haven't eaten anything for a whole day, and I'm going crazy when I'm hungry!"

After speaking, Mirko picked up the bowl containing the stew, didn't even need the spoon I handed over, and poured it into his mouth. After a while, he took the bowl. The stew, even the soup and water are poured in!

"Ha... I didn't expect this dragon meat to be so fragrant after it was cooked! No wonder the petty chefs didn't want to try it for me..."

After eating, Little Lolita touched her mouth, and sighed while clutching her belly.

"What? Didn't you unload this dragon meat? Have you never eaten a piece?"

I asked a little surprised.

"How can raw meat be eaten? It's sour and hard, I can't bite at all! Besides...the dead cooks are so stingy...have to say that they are all dedicated to the diadem...huh. ...Obviously I gave the dog such a big piece..."

Little Lolita curled her lips, complaining obviously a little unhappy.

"Why? They bully you...or do you think your popularity is so bad?"

I asked a little puzzled.

Logically speaking, the value of face in this world of face is justice.

The elves with few children have a different preference for children.

Although the bastard Mirko had a stinky mouth, he was still a cute bubbling little loli when he was not talking.

Why are the others in the kitchen willing to bully her?

It's really strange.

"That's not..." Little Lori scratched her head embarrassedly, "It's mainly because...I was in charge of shoveling shit at Griffon Ranch before coming to the kitchen..."

40. Drinking mistakes

Griffon Ranch?Shovel shit?

Okay... I have felt it. This is definitely a "smell" story, and I even smell that smell now.

After all... the excretion of griffins is pretty scary.

In my hometown of Wales, there have been rumors that a farmer was suffocated to death by being suffocated by the feces pulled from the sky by the griffon.

As far as I have seen... it is entirely possible.

Among other things, the shit pulled out by the Griffon drowning the current Mirko in it is completely fine.

Then... the elves are another race that has a perverted obsession with cleanliness and hygiene, and is even close to cleanliness.

For them, who had to take a bath once a day during the war.

Mirko, who handles manure at the ranch every day...probably is like some dirty stuff.It is absolutely for fear of avoiding it.

It is conceivable to be rejected by others.

But... let such a petite loli go to shovel griffon shit?This is too frantic, right? I don't know who came up with it...

Although Mirko's mouth is a bit stinky, but he shouldn't be so clean, right?

After all, she is not even a man anymore.I think this punishment is heavy enough.

Or, what disaster did she cause?

"By the way...what did you commit? How could you be sent to shovel the griffon's shit?"

Thinking of this, I asked curiously.

"Nothing... just because of those two cruel women!"

Little Lori clenched her two small fists tightly and gritted her teeth.

Two women?

Isn't Mirko's grandson unfamiliar with women...or else he wouldn't be doing any loli potion.

How.... She is still lucky after her sex change?This walk or two?

It always feels weird.

"They actually took advantage of the few days when the chief decision chief was sick... secretly took the chief decision chief's seal and stamped dozens of punishment books about me! Every time I was upset, they randomly selected one. Take it for me! Damn! It's the most poisonous woman's heart!"

Little Lolita lowered her head, sad and honest, her face was full of unbearable look.

It is conceivable... what has she experienced in the past six months.

But listening to her say this, I also remembered.

Those two women... should be the two female elders who took care of her before, right?

In order to avoid guilt and conceal his identity, Mirko had been taken care of by two female elders and ate up tofu.

As a result, they called them stupid women in their sleep, but they were found out on the spot and beaten violently.

I thought it was long overdue after so long.

Now it seems.... To keep grudges is indeed the commonality of all female creatures.

For a race like the elves with a long life, the time to bear revenge will be longer.

It seems that in the time to come, there will be more ordeals waiting for Mirko.

Thinking of this, I sighed, patted Mirko on the shoulder and said:

"Do you still want to eat? I have a lot more here. If it is not enough, I will go outside to help you get it."

"thanks, thanks!"

Looking at the dishes in the basket, little Lolita's tears almost fell.

She clasped my hand tightly, and said with tears:

"Thank you so much! Your noble Lord Luo Xiao, you are simply my great savior!"

After speaking, she picked up a piece of white bread and gobbled it up.

The horrible eating look almost completely inconsistent with her body shape.

But I sighed, walked out of the room silently, took some food, and sat opposite Lolita.Eat slowly with the bottle of fruit wine.

In this way, the extremely hungry little Lori quickly wiped out the food in the basket. She clutched her chubby belly and leaned on the sauce jar, and sighed comfortably:

"Ah... finally came alive..."

Seeing Mirko's embarrassed look, I felt a little guilty.

After all, if that day, I didn't deliberately pretend to be a woman and tease her.She probably won't be so severely irritated, and she will do some "popular" medicine, let alone become a loli.

Many things after that will probably not happen.She will not be reduced to what she is today.

Therefore, I am willing to make some small compensations to Mirko.

Thinking of this, I shook the bottle in my hand and said:

"Milko, would you like a drink?"

"Wow, there's still wine!" Little Lori suddenly beamed, nodding her head repeatedly, "Come on! Come on!"

"Your current body... can you drink it?"

Looking at Mirko's girlish figure, I was a little skeptical.

After all, it's still a bit of a ghost to drink a little girl...

"It doesn't matter! The body has shrunk, but the amount of alcohol has not changed!"

Little Lolita patted her chest and spoke like a drunkard in her childish voice.

"Well then... I'll pour you a glass first, don't drink it if it doesn't work."

I took out a wooden cup, poured half a cup, and handed it to the little loli opposite.

"Don't worry! No problem!"

Little Lori took the glass in excitement and drank it in one go.

"Ha-it's so cool, it's been a long time since I had such a refreshing drink!"

There was a blush on Little Lolita's face, but her eyes were still very clear.

It seems that this kid didn't lie.

"Are you coming?"

"More! Give me full this time!"

.....

In this way, I and Lolita are drinking with you a glass.

Drinking and drinking, there is a chat without a sentence.

"Luo...Luo Xiaogong.... To tell the truth... I really envy you..."

Holding my arm, little Lolita said with some confusion.

"It's really enviable to win the heart of the female emperor...hehehe..."

With that, she stabbed and tore off the torn part of her robe.Sticking to me intimately:

"Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.h

"That...that's because you are stupid!"

Because I drank too much, my mind was a little dizzy, and I didn't notice little Lori's actions.

"Actually... your kid doesn't look bad... and... you're still an elder. As long as you don't speak so stupidly and take the initiative, there are definitely many women who are willing to give in!"

"Forget it... forget it!"

Xiao Luo waved her hand:

"I have been in the laboratory with my father since I was a child... root... I don't know how... to please those women... hee hee... hee hee... ."

As she said, she smirked and pressed her petite body to my body.

"No... what I have to say... the only'woman' in my life who has embraced me... and... or you!"

"Fuck you... Lao Tzu... No... This Duke is a serious man!"

I lied in denial.

"I...I don't believe it...because of you...you are obviously more feminine than a woman...even among our elves, there are very few such beautiful ones..."

Pulling my collar, Little Lori stretched out a finger and shook it in front of her.

"Also...say me...you...you are a woman now...you are still a young girl!"

I smiled and patted Mirko on the face.

"Yeah..." Little Lolita nodded in a daze, "Actually...**After I don’t have that stuff...I'm used to it...sometimes... I almost forget that I was a man before..."

"Forget it! Just your broken mouth... I knew it was Mirko with one mouth!"

I smiled and grabbed Mirko deliriously, and accidentally tore the opening in Little Lolita's clothes even bigger.

"Hehehe...you women are perverted, you are acting as a gangster again..."

But she didn't care anymore, instead she started playing with me.