What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

What is gorging, a mess... This is her.

Then the food is even more unbearable...

Really like a dog.

She poured food into her mouth plate after plate, chewing and gnawing, and complaining constantly: "Bite you! Bite you! Master of the liar!"

When I watched her eating sausages, I was frightened.

As the saying goes: Tiger teeth hurt Ding.

Actually...I think Houndstooth is more scary...

Just as I sighed in my heart, Sonia had already wiped out the food on the plate with a speed beyond imagination.

After wiping her mouth, she immediately turned her gaze to me.

"Why, isn't it enough? I'll go get it for you..."

With that said, I stood up, patted the dust, and prepared to leave.

"Wait...Master, don't leave yet."

"what happened again?"

I looked at Sonya strangely.

Only then did I realize that her gaze had been focused on the small half bottle of fruit wine left.

"What? Do you want to drink?"

I asked curiously.

"Hmm... I think the color is pretty good... I want to try it."

The dog mother nodded, expressionless and authentic, but curiosity and longing gleamed in her eyes.

"This is cherry wine...semi-sweet, I'm afraid you can't get used to it in your devil's taste."

I shrugged.

Generally speaking, demons and demons prefer strong distilled spirits...this is the impression of them.I don't know the authenticity of it, but I always feel that it makes sense.

"Um... when she was in the abyss, Sonia didn't drink...because... she was drunk in one bite..."

The dog mother shook her head, but kept her eyes on the bottle of cherry liquor.

"But...I think the wines in your world are so colorful...it looks like juice. Will it taste good?"

Sonya asked curiously.

"Drunk in one bite? Then I think...you better stop drinking..."

But when I said this, the dog-woman could not wait to pull out the cork of the bottle, and poured all the remaining liquor in the bottle into a "gudong, dong, dong".

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Sonia's behavior immediately shocked me.

Hey, I haven't allowed you to drink it yet!Why are you "tons and tons"?

You said just now that you were drunk, what if something went wrong?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly reached out to grab the bottle.

"Give it to me! Get it!"

But when I grabbed the wine bottle in my hand, it was already empty, and all the wine was poured into the mouth of the dog's mother.

"Ha—Master...you...your main plane wine is really delicious~"

Wiping the wine at the corner of her mouth, the dog-niang knelt on the ground, flushing her face authentically:

"Sour, sweet.... After drinking it into the stomach, it is a mess... Haha... It's really enjoyable..."

Seeing the steaming alcohol on Sonya’s face, I sighed and put down the bottle, leaned over, and said:

"You really are.... I told you not to drink and you still don't listen. Are you feeling uncomfortable now?"

"Haha...no...no...I just feel the body is light and fluttering...it seems...it seems to be flying!"

Shaking his head, the dog mother said with a smile.

It looks...it should be drunk.

Fortunately, the drunk is not too bad, otherwise it will be troublesome.

After all, Mirko drank too much...I alone can't deal with two drunk drunks.

Now Sonya can still communicate... so she took Mirko back to the place where she lived, and of course I had to watch it along the way.

Otherwise, let these two drunks fall from the mountain, and it will be all over.

Having said that... this stupid dog is enough to be ashamed of the devil, just after a few sips, he is actually drunk into this virtue...

Fortunately, the only thing to drink is cherry wine, something that even children can taste a few bites...If it's a strong wine, I'm afraid this stupid dog should go crazy now.

Thinking of this, I sighed and told Sonya:

"Come on, take Mirko up, and I will take you where you will live."

"Hmm~Master..."

But after listening to my words, the dog mother had no intention to act.Instead, he kept staring at me blindly, and his body was swaying around.

"What's wrong, does Sonia have any questions?"

Don't say you can't walk and ask me to carry you...because if Elmesha saw this, I would think that I deliberately got you drunk.

In that case, I'm all over.

"So... Sonya has... a problem!"

The dog mother tremblingly stretched out a finger, and said in a vague tone:

"Why... Master, why have you suddenly become so many... Ooo..."

She shook her head, and the tall peaks on her chest waved with it.

"What makes me more? Sonia, what are you talking about?"

Sonia’s question left me confused and at a loss.

But the dog mother did not answer my question. Instead, she stretched out her fingers and counted them seriously around me.

"One master...Two masters...Three masters...Four...Four masters...Wow, there are so many masters, it is not clear at all!"

Speaking, Sonia opened her arms and danced happily, and then she laughed herself:

"Hahaha...Master, don't you dangle in front of Sonya, OK? I think you feel dizzy like this...Ah...Ah, I feel surrounded by the owner!"

Now I finally understand... This stupid dog is really drunk, and he is still completely drunk!

It's okay now... Mirko and Sonia are both drunk, and I can't leave them all here.....

But if it matters, I went out with a drunk girl in my hand...If Aisha saw it, it would really be impossible to wash it by jumping into the North Sea!

What can I do...

Forget it...it's better to ask someone in the kitchen outside for help, and let them send these two live treasures back.I can avoid suspicion, and at most I get questioned by Aisha.

I believe that my wife still knows me.At least I would not think that I was plotting against Mirko.

Thinking of this, I stood up and told the drunken stupid dog:

"Sonia...you just stay here obediently and watch Mirko. The master will go out for a while and be back soon!"

"No... not good..."

For some reason, the dog mother shook her head, unconsciously:

"Master, you...you obviously have so many... don't leave anymore~ At least one will stay with Sonia~"

As she said, she stuck it up without any explanation, and wrapped my arm intimately, and my arm inevitably fell into the soft valley.

"Although...Although there are so many masters...but...but Sonya only needs one...the rest will be given to Master Aisha...so... So master, are you going to leave?"

The dog mother pressed her cheek against my arm and rubbed it lightly, and said intermittently in a coquettish tone, and the plump and round pair was completely close to my body.

The wonderful touch on my arm made me feel lost.

However, I quickly reacted and withdrew my arm from the dog's arms.

Although the murder weapon of this stupid dog is indeed eye-catching... but I still can't do things like taking advantage of others while drinking.

Besides, there is El Mesa's hatchet hanging above my head at all times. How dare I?

"Sonia, stop making trouble....Sit down next to Mirko.....The master will be back in a minute...okay?"

I touched the head of the dog mother, softly comforted.

"Master... Master didn't lie to Sonya? Really come back soon?"

The dog mother tilted her head and her ears moved.

"Of course... the master never lies."

"That.... Okay! So...Sonia will trust her master once!" As she said, she turned around and walked in the direction of Mirko, "To...to the keeper Go by your side!"

Seeing that Sonya was so obedient, I was finally relieved.

Phew...Fortunately, this silly dog ​​is still obedient, otherwise I really don't know what to do.

Therefore, without further ado, I hurried to the kitchen to find foreign aid.

But I just turned around and haven't walked a few steps.

There was a "stab" immediately behind him.

what happened again?

I turned my head, the scene before me almost didn't scare me to jump from the ground!

I saw that Sonya got on Little Lolita's body at some point, and she kept gnawing at her clothes with her teeth!

Just a moment ago, the hem of the chef's robe on Little Lori was torn in half!

Damn, this silly dog ​​must be drunk crazy!

If you let her go on like this again!

Little Loli is afraid that she will be stripped!

Thinking of this, I immediately walked up in a vigorous step and pulled Sonia up from Lori.

"Sonia! What are you doing? Calm down!"

Just when I was about to use the [Soothing Technique] to let Sonya sleep for a while, the dog mother suddenly leaped on me.

"Woo... Master, you are finally back! Sonia really likes it~"

Saying that she hugged me tightly, stretched out her pink fragrant tongue and licked it wildly on my face and neck.

This.... Isn't this the nature of a dog?

"Sonia! You... calm down!"

Feeling licked and wet on my face, I hurriedly tried to get rid of the dog mother.

But somehow, she bit the collar on my chest again!

Just listen, with a piercing sound, the collar of the dog's mother bitten the ground with her fangs, and tore it neatly from top to bottom, pulling out a thin strip of cloth, which continued from the collar to the waist.

If it weren't for holding down the dog's head of the dog's mother, I'm afraid it will just tear it out!

"Silly dog! You give me enough time!"

I held Sonia's dog's head tightly, and pressed her to the level of my waist.

On the other hand, the dog mother was like kneeling on the ground, biting the piece of cloth tightly in her mouth, and refused to let go anyway.

But at this moment, a urging voice sounded from behind me:

"Small picture... are you here?"