What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Every time the long knife slashed, maroon blood sputtered out.

Looking at the thick blood sputtering around, and the bright blade.

I shuddered almost instinctively.

Because when El Mesa stabbed me with a knife, she was so neat.

"Small picture... Don't you want to watch me cook? Then come over."

Hearing El Mesa’s invitation, I hurriedly shook my head and declined:

"No... No need... Aisha, busy... I will wait for you outside..."

After speaking, he left the kitchen in a panic.

Because I have a hunch that if I stay in the kitchen, I might see something "more exciting".

Although...I have roughly understood what it is like to cook El Mesa.

But, as the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind.

If you don't see it with your own eyes, it's still better.

Closing the kitchen door, I went to sit down at the dining table aside, poured myself a glass of ice water, and poured it down.

The turbulent mood just now calmed down a bit.

I hope... I hope that what El Mesa will bring up will be a bit more normal...

At least... don't look so strange.

As long as I can barely recognize what the food looks like... then I will still take a bite.

After all, you have to give your wife a little face anyway.

Of course, if it looks too horrible... or it looks like a weapon of mass destruction.

That.... forget it...

Because whether it was dying on Elmesha or being stabbed to death by a hatchet... it was still considered "death under a peony flower, and be a ghost."

But.... was poisoned by the dark food made by his wife, what the hell is this?

As the harem king, I can't die so useless anyway.

Made up my mind, I patted my chest, and poured myself a glass of ice water, ready to drink.

But at this moment, there was another earth-shattering noise in the kitchen!

Boom boom boom——

The sound was like a mountain crashing and the ground cracking, and it was mixed with flames burning like a sound... it sounded like the use of some powerful blasting spell!

I really don’t get it.... Elmesha is she cooking or is she fighting?

I have never heard of someone who needs blasting magic to cook...

And then... my wife is obviously the Empress Frost, why is she so proficient in fire magic?

But... soon, my doubts were answered.

Because El Mesa is not "good at" fire magic at all, she is simply proficient in all schools!

In the weird sound coming from the kitchen, I heard the howling of the violent wind, the washing of the rapids, the crackling of thunder, the condensation of frost... and more than ten kinds of different attribute techniques.

How to put it.... By this time, I was basically convinced that El Mesa was fighting with someone in the kitchen...

As for cooking or something, they don’t even save it.

If it weren't for fear of blowing up the palace, she probably would have used Forbidden Curse long ago, right?

Because the scene I saw just now was too weird, and the noise from the kitchen was too appalling.

After hesitating again and again, I finally gave up the idea of ​​going in and checking.

Instead, sitting at the dining table tremblingly, waiting nervously for El Mesa's food.

I have to say...it's not the same to be a white face for Empress Hanshuang.

Even eating casually can be life-threatening, let alone a hatchet or something.

Originally...being the pillow of the emperor is a business that is like a tiger.

What's more, my companion is a "tigress", which is even more bleak.

But...what's the solution?

Since it's my wife's cooking...I will eat it even if I cry...

But... before eating, can you give me some time to write a suicide note!

In the torment of waiting, I felt very nervous, thinking about the dark dishes that El Mesa might bring out.

Could it be.... There are several dead fish heads stuck in a pie?

The "famous dish" in my hometown of Britain, looking up at the starry sky is such a thing... But compared with the horrible news that Elmesa just made, the level of looking up at the starry sky is probably too low, right?

So... Could it be that a pie is filled with black tentacles... and the tentacles still move?

Hey...I feel my scalp tingling just thinking about it!

Forget it, don't worry about it, but wait patiently for the trial of fate!

Just as I sighed in my heart, the people in the kitchen opened.

"Let you wait a long time, my dear little husband..."

Elmesha smiled, holding a plate, and walked towards the table.

"Come on, try their craftsmanship."

Put the dishes on the plate in front of me.

Elmesha unbuttoned her apron, pulled the chair directly across from me and sat down.

Of course.... This time it's not a sex, it's still wearing a nightgown inside.

"Yeah... It's been a long time since I personally cook, the craftsmanship is a bit rusty~"

Elmesha rubbed her wrist and sighed excitedly.

"But people are still confident about the taste of cooking~"

Wife, of course you are confident...but I really don't have any...

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I am ready to be brave!

"Okay... small picture, let's start eating."

After speaking, El Mesa unfastened the lid on the dinner plate.

Then, the golden light overflowing from the cooking almost blinded my dog's eyes.

51. Unexpected

Shit...what's the situation?

Does the legendary powerhouse’s cooking still have its own flash effect?

Or is it...because it was too horrible to look at, it was automatically marked with "Holy Light"?

Forget it...no matter what, let's see what's going on first.

After the dazzling golden light dissipated, I looked at the dinner plate on the table in a panic.

Unexpectedly, El Mesa’s cooking did not appear as black smoke, dancing tentacles, or sticking into a charred ball like I imagined...

It's surprisingly normal.

Yes... Yes, it is normal, so normal that people can't fault it.

I saw that on the three porcelain dinner plates in front of me, there were a plate of caviar salad, an apple tart, a stack of fried golden bread and black caviar as a dipping sauce. That's it.The presentation is simple and delicate, revealing the inherent sophistication and elegance of the elves.

Although these dishes are not complicated, it can be seen that the ingredients used by El Mesa are very fresh.

Especially the black caviar is full of particles and attractive in color.They are round and stacked on the plate, like black pearls.At first glance, it is an excellent product.

"How about... husband, the craftsmanship is still good?"

Sitting across from the dining table, Elmesha cupped her cheek and looked at me with a smile.

"Now, do you still feel worried?"

As El Mesa stretched out her bare feet under the table, she nuzzled my calf playfully.

The fleeting touch makes me feel a little trembling.

"Small picture... why don't you talk anymore?"

Elmesha blinked at me, the sneer on her face almost beyond words.

The charming charm of the beauty made me a little stunned.Soon afterwards, I will praise it intentionally:

"Worry, why should I worry? Aisha, why do you think that way?"

I shook my head and said in a relaxed tone:

"Even if I don't have to taste it, I know that my wife's dishes are definitely the best in the world! I have always thought this way from before to now. Now that I see the real thing... it just boosted my confidence!"

"Glib tongue...now I know how to praise people..."

Elmesha gave me an annoyed look, and her naughty slender feet kept stomping on the back of my instep.

"Just now... I don't know who made his face pale when he heard that they were cooking."

"Really? There are such people who do not live or die! Suspect my wife's cooking skills?"

Enjoying the tender touch of the beautiful woman's slender feet, I pretended to be filled with indignation and said:

"If I meet him next time... he must be smashed!"

But to be honest...I am really curious about how El Mesa cooks...

After such a big disturbance, the dishes served are so normal, it is totally unscientific to think about it!

"Hee hee... it sounds like the truth..."

Elmesha giggled at me, she gave me a doting look, moved her slender feet away from the back of my instep, and said:

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and eat!"

"Ok...."

I nodded and fetched tableware from the side.

After looking at it for a while, I chose to fork some salad and put it in my mouth.

Although... El Mesa's cooking does look quite normal.

But the noise she had made in the kitchen before was too horrible, and the sticky substance and splashing blood left an indelible shadow in my heart.

So... flattering returns to flattering... I finally decided to be cautious.

First, let's start with the most common salad in appearance.

At least on the surface, I recognize all the raw materials inside.

Vegetables, fruits...and orange caviar...

Hmm... Caviar is of course an advanced thing, but at least it's still within my cognition.Unlike the apple tower next to it, although it looks like an apple tower, I don’t know what else is added to it.

After hesitating for a while, I was a little worried, and put the orange-red caviar salad into my mouth, and chewed it carefully.

Just at the moment of entrance, the rich and mellow taste of roe mixed with the sweetness of fruits and vegetables, spreading between the lips and teeth.

Um... it's delicious... this is really delicious!

It's so delicious that I want to cry!

Of course, besides enjoyment, there is also a hint of luck.

Fortunately, what El Mesa did is not dark dishes...

It's really delicious food!