What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

"Woo...uh...small picture big badass..."

After being kissed by me, El Mesa's attitude was still a bit fierce at first, still struggling to resist.

But soon, her body began to weaken, just a symbolic push twice.

"Umm... let go... let go... I... ooh..."

In the end, Elmesha calmed down completely, and kissed me deeply, obsessively.

"Now... Have you finally calmed down?"

After dividing my lips, I stroked Elmesha's soft long hair and asked.

"Um... Um..."

With some blurred eyes hugging me, Elmesha raised her head and said with a bit of complaint in her anger.

"Hua Xin Gui Xiaotu...bad things..."

As he said, he squeezed a small fist and beat a few times on my chest.

Feeling the soft power, I couldn't help but twitch a smile on the corner of my mouth.

Because I know.... This shows that the female emperor of my family is no longer angry at all.

A few curses with a hammer, in fact, is just not forgiving.

"Okay, okay... I am a bad thing... I am a bad thing..."

Accompanied by the smiling face responding to El Mesa's words, I looked around with some anxiety.

Looking at the messy room and the walls shattered by Elmesha, I suddenly felt a headache.

Although the trouble is like this, El Mesa has already kept her hands a little bit restrained.

But this is on the site of the church after all!

Others kindly took out the luxurious diplomatic mansion for you to live in... But you demolished the house like this, or because of such outrageous reasons.

No matter what you think, it's all wrong, right?

More importantly... the decoration of this mansion is so luxurious, it has been destroyed into such a virtue, and it is not known how much it will cost to repair it.

If the Papal State seeks compensation from the decision-making meeting on this ground, I am afraid that grandpa will have another heavy bleeding, right?

Alas... I feel like I have seen the scene of the elders sighing in the decision-making meeting.

The old bastard said that there is a saying in their world: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility."

Thinking about it now, this sentence is really correct.

Because on El Mesa, the greater the ability, the greater the trouble!The responsibility to be paid is also greater!!

But... I still calmed things down, at least saved the "iron-headed nun", right?

After all, there are still some gains, right?

But at this moment, behind me was wearing Catherine's trembling voice:

"You...you are...what are you?"

what happened again?

I said, my Lord Saint, it was so hard for me to make Elmesha happy here. Don't talk nonsense!

Turning his head frightened.

I saw that Catherine was standing not far away, looking at me with shock and disbelief.

And in those eyes, there was even a little disgust and nausea, like seeing something filthy.

Hey.... I said something is wrong with you, comrade, right?

Little master, I just saved my life to bring you down, but when you turn around, you start to dislike me.....Anyway, this is not good, right?

But Catherine's next words immediately shocked my mind.

"You...you actually... do something like that to your own daughter... Heavenly Father, brother! Forgive all this sin!"

The nun closed her eyes, a little collapsed, as if she crossed her face.

"No... I didn't expect Mr. Lindentu to live like this... I... I can't accept it! No... I can't accept it!"

Oops!I forgot this one!

When I was kissing Elmesha just now, she was still in Loli form!

In other words, from Catherine's point of view, I am kissing my daughter!!

No wonder she just saw something dirty in her eyes!

After all.... The father who shot his own daughter is simply a beast!!

Thinking of this, I hurriedly put Elmesha down from my arms and explained to Catherine:

"No! Miss Catherine! Things are not what you think! I...I just...ah-"

Just when I want to tell the truth.

The little Lolita on the side pinched my waist, and then cast a warning look at me, threatening me not to tell the truth.

In desperation, I had no choice but to change my tone and said weakly:

"We just...that...that act of intimacy...this...this is just the custom of the elves...Don't get me wrong, Miss Catherine..."

"Really...Is it true?"

After hearing my explanation, Catherine's face showed a skeptical look.

Of course it's fake!

Apart from perverts, who would kiss his daughter?!

Besides, El Mesa is not my daughter at all!!

"Do the elves really have such a custom? I... I still can't believe it... Could it be Mr. Lindentu who made up this to deceive me?"

Catherine's face was scrutinized.

Haha... I knew that this kind of silly lies can't deceive people?

But what can I do?

Since El Mesa forbids me to tell the truth, I can only bite the bullet and make up.

"No...no...how could I lie to Miss Catherine?"

I reluctantly squeezed out a smile, and forcefully explained.

"In...our elves, kissing is just a very common etiquette...between relatives...they all express feelings like this..."

"Dad, you're lying!"

But at this moment, Lori Aisha broke out halfway!

I saw little Lolita holding my arm in one hand and pouting her mouth, as if she was very unhappy and said.

"Dad lied again! I've said it clearly, except for my mother, I only love Sha! Doesn't everything that I said before doesn't count?"

With that said, she glanced at her face and added an unhappy sentence:

"Huh... the lying lord is really the worst!"

Aisha!What the hell are you talking about?!!

When did I say this?

Besides, where did the mother and daughter come from?!From start to finish, isn't you the only one?What an international joke!!

"The beast.... the beast... even his daughter would not be spared..."

At this time, Catherine's gloomy voice sounded from the side.

The way she looked at me at this moment was like looking at some rubbish!

"Haha...because I was abandoned by my wife....Do you treat your daughter as a substitute for your wife? Haha...Mr. Lindentu is really a scumbag... Ha ha....."

With that, she picked up the staff from the ground and walked towards me step by step.

"Mr. Lindentu... please give me little Aisha, otherwise, I don't guarantee what will happen next..."

Hello!You nun, how can you turn your face?

Have you forgotten who rescued you from El Mesa?Why did you start protecting people who wanted to kill you in a blink of an eye?Even if it's the Virgin, there must be a limit!!

"No! I won't leave Dad!"

But at this moment, Lori Aisha pulled my arm, lest the world would not be chaotic and shouted:

"Because...because dad said that Aisha will become her bride when she grows up~"

With that, El Mesa lowered her head at the right time, wringing her hands, showing a shy look.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, essa, are you trying to kill me

I feel my head is about to explode.

"Speaking such shameless words to my daughter...Mr. Lindentu...You are disgusting beyond imagination!"

Shaking her head, Catherine's face showed determination.

Then, she raised the staff in her hand and said loudly:

"Success! Scum!"

48. The Queen of Food (monthly ticket plus more)

"Why is it always me who is unlucky?"

Standing on the crowded streets of Qiqiu City, I sighed to myself.

"Small picture... the ham pancakes sold over there seem to be delicious!"

Lori Aisha took my hand, pointed at a popular stall on the side of the road, and said eagerly.

Looking at the big bag of pies in Little Lolita's hands, I couldn't help but complain.

"You haven't finished eating the things in your hands? You don't want to be afraid of gaining weight if you eat so much...Eh eh! Don't step on me! It hurts!"

"You...who did you say gained weight?!"

Lori Aisha first slammed on my toes, and then said in a very dissatisfied tone:

"It is very rude to discuss the weight of a girl, don't you know?"

"Okay, okay.... I was wrong... My little ancestor, can't I just buy it for you?"

In desperation, I had no choice but to take out my wallet obediently and walked towards the stall selling biscuits.

"It would have been better if you were so acquainted... for the sake of you being so acquainted, let me forgive you for the small picture!"

Seeing me succumbing to her sex again, little Lolita immediately turned her anger into joy, wrapped my arm, and walked towards the stall.

Oh...have to say...

Shopping with a woman is really a super painful thing...

Although El Mesa is just "eating" most of the time.

But, however, El Mesa has a big appetite like a bottomless pit!

With a rough calculation, she had at least eaten enough rations for fifty people a day!

But even after eating so many miscellaneous things, El Mesa didn't show any signs of fullness at all. She still looked at any stall on the street where the smell of food was scented with bright eyes!

The only good news is that all our expenses in the holy capital are reimbursed by the church officials.So no matter how much El Mesa eats, she doesn’t need me to pay for it.....

It’s said that girls have two stomachs...one for meals and one for desserts.

But this sentence is absolutely inappropriate for El Mesa.

Because El Mesa is not a monster, she definitely only has one stomach.

However, her stomach is connected to an infinite storage bag, even if she eats the world, she can hold it all...