What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

But the only thing I know is that even according to El Mesa’s extravagant and desperate way of eating, the cost for such a long period of time is only a fraction of the total amount of calculations....

"Ok, ok..."

After receiving new instructions from the Empress, I set out again to help my wife get food.

Go to the kitchen.

I reluctantly pushed open the various food lunch boxes that were piled up like water, took out a few fruits from the cabinet, squeezed the juice, poured it into a large cup, and then added a large spoonful of sugar and honey.After mixing well, it was placed on the barely empty place on the table.

"Okay... Next up is donuts..."

Looking at the pile of cardboard boxes, I suddenly felt a headache.

These are all food boxes that El Mesa has consumed in the past few days.

Because she ate too fast under the crown of the empress, and I had no time to clean it up.

So that the empty boxes after eating and the unopened lunch boxes are all piled together, and it will be a little inseparable for a while.

So...this requires my fierce eyes to judge, those are empty boxes, and those are filled with snacks.

"Trouble... It's too much trouble!"

I rubbed my head and sighed.

"If this continues, I am afraid that it will be too late to clean up the garbage once a long time... No, I have to talk about Aisha when I find time. I can't go on like this! Absolutely!"

Think about it, weeks have passed since the last miraculous commotion.

In order to prevent more accidents, I decided to keep a distance from Lilith.

So she entrusted Miss Catherine to use the "special diplomatic budget" to rent a small two-story building in a small town outside the Holy Capital to temporarily use it as her residence.

Of course... if you have to say it, this small town called Viterbo is actually quite close to the Crusaders' station.It only takes about half an hour to ride a horse.

This is actually the result of compromise.

Because I don't allow Lilith to live in this small building for the night.

The little witch stalked me and refused to allow me to leave, she insisted on leaving me in the barracks.

Finally, in desperation, I had no choice but to compromise.

The rented place moved from the town farthest from the holy capital to the town of Viterbo, which is the nearest to the Crusades.

Therefore, the little witch who is unwilling to be lonely still kills here every other time.Both soft and hard want to stay overnight.

But I refused them mercilessly.

Why do you think I moved out specially?That is to avoid this situation from happening!

If the little witch is allowed to stay overnight... how different is it from living directly in her barracks?

So at least for the first few days, I was quite happy.

I thought I finally got rid of the entanglement of the little witch and had a relative "safe zone".

But it didn't take long before I found that I seemed to be stuck in another unfathomable quagmire.

That is... more and more dry materialized!Dehumanized Loli Asia!

After living in the small town, no one visited here except Miss Catherine and Lilith who would visit from time to time.

In addition, the scenic spots of the Holy Capital City, we have already visited almost.

So soon, El Mesa returned to the "reclusive" state as a matter of course, and settled down in this small town comfortably.

Originally it was nothing.... After all, in the time before meeting me.

El Mesa spends most of the time alone in the palace for repairs.

But the problem is that Hanshuang Mountain was originally a sparsely populated place, even if the population of the entire Elf Kingdom added up, it would still be less than one million.

But the Holy Capital is different... This is the Eternal City, a world-renowned megacity.

Even the surrounding satellite towns are far more prosperous than most cities and towns on the western continent.

All kinds of food, play.... There are countless lively things.

In addition, there is a large amount of diplomatic expenditure approved by the Pope himself...

Therefore... El Mesa's current lifestyle has become a decadent state of lying in bed reading picture books + knight novels + eating.

Although.... She is so quiet, does not make trouble, does not stabbed me with a knife, I am quite happy.

But the problem is...because Elmesha stays at home and doesn't go out, there is no attendant in Frost Mountain.

So, shopping for food, moving knight novels in piles to the house, cleaning... and even helping her bathe, changing clothes, all these miscellaneous tasks fell on me!

119. Not so coincidental, is it?

Although on the surface, I am just taking care of a "little girl", the workload is not too much.

But the problem is... El Mesa is not the kind of ordinary "child" that can be coaxed by just giving two pieces of candy...In that seemingly young body, what is hidden but standing The legendary powerhouse at the top of the entire world-Empress Frost!

Not to mention anything else, just from the aspect of appetite.

The snacks that El Mesa eats in a day are probably enough for dozens of strong men to burst their belly!

You know, although the legendary powerhouse who has transcended the shackles of mortals, theoretically, he does not need to grab nutrients from food.But the "digestibility" of the legendary powerhouse is also amazing!Because they can easily break down the energy from food in the body.

So... if a legendary strong man eats just to satisfy his appetite.

Then, if he is willing, he can even eat until he is old and never stop talking.

Don't look at El Mesa's current loli physique seems petite.

In fact, as long as she is willing, the food in the entire holy capital may be gathered, and it will not be enough to fill her stomach!

But for the whole, I don't really care.

Anyway, El Mesa can’t eat fat anyway. As long as she is happy, she can eat whatever she wants. I don’t have to interfere.

But the problem is... the task of purchasing all kinds of sweets and snacks, and sending them to my female emperor's mouth in different categories, all fell on my head.

In the first few days, just bringing so much food back home from the street every day, almost killed me half my life!

If it is on the Frost Mountain, this is actually not a particularly big problem.Because there will be a team of attendants who are responsible for serving the female emperor and dealing with these miscellaneous things.

But the problem is that this is the holy capital, the territory of mankind.

Apart from me, Elmesa doesn't believe in any human beings at all.

So, even though I have repeatedly suggested, you can hire a few helpers to deal with these clutter.

But all were rejected by El Mesa on the grounds of "I don't trust humans" and "I don't want those running dogs of the gods to enter my living space."

Although I am a little helpless.

There is no way...After all, after the last war, the relationship between humans and elves is extremely bad.As the leader of the elves, El Mesa has such an attitude towards the human beings in the Papal Kingdom. It is also normal.

But even so, I can't move so much food home alone!!!

It is absolutely impossible to move it all day and night without sleeping!

In the end, Miss Catherine came up with a compromise.

Every three days, I sent someone to deliver several kinds of food that El Mesa often eats to the vicinity of the hut, and then I moved home by myself.

This approach, although greatly relieved my pressure.

But it did not fundamentally solve the problem.

Because, the female emperor of my family is not the kind of extravagant emperor.But she was also a princess who was "spoiled and nurtured" by her grandfather and all the elders.

Eat one flavored snack for a week in a row?

Sorry, don't even think about it...

Because she ate too much, so every one or two days, Elmesha would coquettishly roll on the bed, even riding on my body and shouting:

"Small picture... I'm tired of this, what else is there to eat around here? Go ahead and inquire!"

Ever since, although the transportation problem is solved.

But I still have to look for dim sum that may meet El Mesa's taste every few days... and then buy some samples back, and give them to my female emperor to taste and choose.

The only thing that can be fortunate is that...In addition to "eat and eat", Elmesha has also developed another "hobby" in the holy capital, that is-knight novels.

This is a novel that is very popular among the citizens of the holy capital and the aristocracy. The book mostly tells the story of some legendary heroes and knights.

Because of its popularity, the quality of knight novels is also somewhat uneven.

In the novels written by some eighteen-year-old literati, there is even a mentally handicapped segment of "the protagonist fell off the cliff and just killed two fighting dragons, and then accidentally bathed in dragon blood, the world is invincible".

Even though... these "emperors picking gold poles" seem to be mentally retarded and naive, which is enough to make me embarrassed by cancer.

But I don't know why... El Mesa has always watched it with gusto, and is not picky.

The knight novel I bought from the Holy Capital, no matter the level is good or bad, she will read it from the beginning to the end carefully, not even a single word will be left behind.She even read a few individual novels more than a dozen times.

Sometimes, I really wonder why she can see such a mentally retarded plot...

After all, most of the troubadours and literati who wrote books were neither magicians nor warriors, and they had not even practiced the most basic fighting skills.Therefore, most of the descriptions of combat in those knight novels are full of holes and cannot bear to read.

Those with half-hearted abilities like me can't stand it.

But El Mesa was very happy to watch, and even laughed at the table or sighed with the plot in the book from time to time.

You know... She is a legendary powerhouse who truly possesses the power of slaying dragons and can destroy the world!

Wouldn't it be ridiculous to see this kind of knight novel that is obviously made up indiscriminately?

I thought, maybe El Mesa took these third-rate novels as jokes?

Of course, for reading novels, I still support El Mesa very much.

Because at least when she is reading, El Mesa's eating speed will slow down slightly...

Throw away all the mixed thoughts.

I began to concentrate on dealing with the pile of paper boxes in front of me, and kept tapping on the paper shells, looking for the part that still contained food.

But after looking for a long time.

Instead of seeing the donuts called for by the Empress, I was almost buried alive by the pile of paper boxes!

Looking at the messy kitchen.

I sighed with a headache.

Come on, it seems that the inventory that just arrived the day before yesterday has been wiped out by El Mesa.

Thinking of this, I picked up the juice from the side, carefully stepped on the gap between the cardboard boxes, and returned to the room where Loli Asia was.

"Juice for you."

"Thank you for the small picture~ I love you~"

Anxiously, she took the juice from me and took a big sip, little Lolita said comfortably.

Then she looked around suspiciously:

"What about donuts? Small picture..."

"Everyday circle is gone, I'll go out and buy some...you wait a while."

"Ah... no more?"

There was a disappointed look on Little Lolita's face.

But she quickly smiled:

"I don’t care if I don’t have it. I’m a bit tired of eating it anyway... I heard that there is a new pastry shop in town. It is said that their cakes taste good. You can buy some small pictures first. Come back, give me a taste!"

Do you like the new and dislike the old so much?

Alas... Forget it, I'm used to it anyway, so I walked towards the door and asked casually:

"Ok, ok...no problem, do you know the name of that pastry shop, Aisha?"

"Um...it seems...it seems to be called'Eureka Boutique Pastry' or something?"

Eureka?