What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Generous?Your son?

Why after hearing these two words, someone who has passed away automatically appeared in my mind?

Thinking of this, I curiously asked the person beside me:

"This old man, what are you looking at in front of this dim sum shop? And what about the bouquets in that place?"

"Young man, I don't think you are from this town? It's normal if you don't know..."

Squinting at me for a while, the old man said in a somewhat proud tone.

"This dim sum shop only moved to town last week. The owner is from Doinchi... It is said that she is still a big beauty, but no one has ever seen it. So many young people in the town are fine. I will go to this store to buy some snacks, hoping to see the beauty of the beautiful proprietress...but none of them have ever succeeded. Of course...the little cakes in this store are really good ..."

Doinchi?Is a beauty?Good at making small cakes?

Why do I feel more and more like Eureka.

Isn't she really coming to the Holy Capital to find me?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a little nervous.But it still interrupted the old man's description of various delicious cakes.

"Okay, thank you, old man. I understand...then, what's the matter with the flowers all over the floor and the "Gao Lugui"?"

"Hey, young man, speaking of that noble son, that's really an amazing man!"

Having said this, the old man's tone became more and more excited, and the soul of gossip seemed to be burning in his eyes!

"The noble son is from Gaul. It is said that he joined the Crusade and came to the Holy City all the way to crusade against heretics. He is humble, approachable, and compassionate to the poor... Whether he is a noble or a commoner, he will be happy to see him. .... Of course, the most important thing is..."

Having said this, the old man suddenly lowered his voice and approached my ear and said.

"This noble son is suave, and is liked by many noble ladies and young ladies... It is said that he just stayed at the mayor's house for one day, and put the mayor's wife and daughter into bed!"

Husband is currently committing a mother-daughter double X?

Shit.... This is really incredible.

To be honest, when I heard from Gaul who joined the Crusades... I thought this noble son was the Baron Bliss who had passed away.

However, after hearing the description of the latter kind of humanoid Teddy seeing everyone stunned...I instantly felt impossible.

After all, that Bliss is the No. 1 fool in Gaul!

Romantic?Indulge in flowers?

It doesn't exist at all.

I think even if he is the uncle of King Gaul, no woman is willing to stick to this kind of murderous hat with a snot hanging on the corner of his mouth.

So... maybe this is some hidden beauty hunter?

Hmm...If I have the opportunity, I really want to ask him for some experience...Presumably this will help me realize the ideal of the harem king.

So I looked at the old man with interest and said:

"and then?"

"After that, the noble son didn't know where he heard the story of the proprietress of the dim sum shop... so he tried all kinds of methods, and finally saw the proprietress from a distance! He was shocked in an instant. Man, he swears in front of everyone on the spot that he will definitely capture the heart of the proprietress!"

"So this is ah....."

and many more?

Capture the heart of the boss?

Damn it!

If this dim sum shop was really opened by Eureka, wouldn't this nobleman of Gao Lu want to dig my corner?

Fuck your grandma!

You want to pry Lao Tzu's harem even with the scum of Gaul feudal lordship like you, who are greasy and powdery!Are you tired of living?

Today, Xiaoye, I want you to know what is the iron fist of the dictatorship of the rebels!

Let me tell you, when I treat you bastards like you, I have always been as cold as winter!

"So, yesterday, the gentleman went to the store and directly bought all the dim sum on the shelf, only to see the proprietress! But the proprietress was also very visionary. She thanked the guest behind closed doors and rejected the son's Request, not even willing to see one side!"

At this point, the old man seemed a little embarrassed.

"It's hard to imagine... There will be a woman in this world who can reject that young man!"

But after hearing this, my mood suddenly improved a lot.

Huh...Want to use money to attack Eureka?

What a joke!

You know, this lady alchemist alone has supported the terrible existence of a city's economy!

The X medicine she refined is exported to the entire Doinchi Empire...Almost every place where there is a hotel, the boss will enthusiastically recommend the products of Eureka Alchemy Workshop to lovers.

Over the years, Eureka’s property may have caught up with the treasury of some small countries.

As for... the bits and pieces of property of the Gaul feudal main class...

To put it hard, it is to challenge Eureka's pocket money with all his wealth.

122. The Mouse Stealing White Flour

"But that noble son has always refused to give up...No, he dragged a whole cart of flowers from the flower garden outside the city, and put them in a heart shape to show love to the proprietress... Since dawn By now, it has been almost half a day. But the lady boss ignored him at all... alas... this is really..."

Having said this, the old man's tone was full of regret.

But the more I listened to it, the more happy it became.

Huh... I'll just talk about it.

How could my ergonomic boss be so easily moved by such a superficial dude?

I am here today, let's watch a joke quietly.

At this moment, a loud voice suddenly sounded in the middle of the crowd.

"Ah! Lady upstairs, your face is as beautiful as this delicate flower! And I am willing to be your flower guardian, your guardian knight! I will protect you forever!"

Puff—what kind of shit is this?

What kind of suave is at this level?Those women are afraid that not one of them will be blind to like him!

Thinking of this, I stood on tiptoe and looked in the direction of the sound.

I saw that a well-dressed knight was kneeling in the middle of the sea of ​​flowers, dancing with exaggerated hands and feet.

But when I saw the knight's face clearly, I was shocked instantly!

Damn it!What a hell!

Isn't this the one named Bliss?Why is he still alive?This is not scientific!

Isn't it because I am blinded, that is why I read it wrong?

Thinking of this, I rubbed my eyes vigorously and checked it again and again.

It's really Baron Bliss...the first fool of Gaul.

Unexpectedly, after receiving a heavy punch from Elmesha, this woman could survive?

The old bastard often said "stupid people have stupid blessings"... Could it be this Baron Bliss?

It's incredible.

But then again, compared to the last time I was stupid.

The Baron Bliss seemed to have changed a lot.

First of all...I replaced the shiny golden armor with spicy eyes embossed...I changed into a more normal and decent knight uniform.

But when it comes to knight uniforms, it's not the kind of robe used for combat.It is the dress worn during celebrations and military parades.The decorations are elegant and majestic, but they are not exaggerated.

Although, the knights who really fight on the battlefield disdain to wear this kind of practical dress.Because they feel that overly gorgeous clothes make themselves weak.

But this kind of costume, which originally belonged only to knights, was unexpectedly popular among the nobles, especially the dudes.Although this kind of handsome uniform does not have much practical use.But if you want to cause the girls to scream like a nympho, riding on a tall horse and wearing this suit is extremely effective.

And this is the real reason why the knight dress is so popular among the children of nobles.

In a sense, this is the standard uniform of playboys.

Being able to change into such a dude-only "pickup suit" shows that the IQ of the Baron Bliss has improved greatly.

So far, at least there has been significant progress in picking up girls.

Could it be that... Elmesha punched him smart?

I think...this shouldn't be possible.

But then again, although this Bliss is now very professionally dressed.

But just the big shit that he said just now made me feel embarrassed and cancer.

People of this level can still be the mayor of ntr in one night, and then give them all?

I think... the facts may be different from what the old man just said.

Perhaps... the mayor’s wife looked like a gangster, and she wanted to be dissatisfied... Was it because of her tonnage advantage that she forcibly attacked the Baron Bliss at night?

Hahahaha...maybe it is true.

Thinking of this, I'm going to wait and see to see how this fool named Bliss will make a fool of himself.

But the result disappointed me...

After a long time, the Baron Bliss was dancing in the flowers, shouting out some embarrassing and crappy "love words" in an exaggerated tone.

And when he walked inadvertently, he stepped on a large area of ​​the surrounding roses.

Emmmmm...

At this level, I'm afraid it's not as good as using lollipops to trick Lori into watching goldfish on the street, right?

Dare to claim to be a love saint?

What the hell is this!

Thinking of this, I amusedly said to the old man beside me:

"Old man... I think this young man from Gaul doesn't seem to be as good as you said..."

But the old man’s words surprised me solidly:

"Uuuuu.... It's so touching! Your Excellency is such an infatuated man! I have lived more than fifty years old, and I have never seen a man speak such a touching love story! No... Even the love tragedies written by great writers and troubadours in theaters, none of them can keep up with the touch that this son brought me."

Looking at the old man's sobbing look.

I suddenly felt suspicious of life.

Shit.... Did the old man make a mistake?

This kind of donkey's lips are not right to the horse's mouth. It's obviously a nonsense. Can it move you like this?

Are you ridiculing him in irony?

It must be like this, right?

Thinking of this, I carefully observed the old man's demeanor.

It was discovered that he was actually moved by Bliss's horrible words!

And, the more we cry, the more fierce, the more we talk, the more outrageous!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... .As a result...As a result, the goddamn Fat Pig Lord actually made her a mistress! Oh oh oh... my youth! My first love!"

Hello!Old man, don't do this, OK?

If this continues, I will doubt my life!

But when I was in a state of uncertainty, I suddenly discovered that the people around me were all in the same state as the old man beside me!

All are moved and crying!

Is there such a low level of appreciation of the people of Shengdu?Anyway, it is also an ancient cultural capital with a history of thousands of years?How could anyone be touched by this kind of messy rhetoric?

Or is it actually a kind of alternative fashion?