What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

I just wanted to take the snack box, but the girl quickly removed the box, and then stretched out her other hand to me.

"what happened?"

I looked at Eureka suspiciously.

"Give me money!"

The girl urged with an extremely bad attitude:

"You took the dessert made by my old lady to other women, do you still want to not give it? Seven silver coins and eight copper horns, the cash is settled, no credit!"

It seems that Eureka’s resentment is still very deep... But what she said makes sense, doesn't it?

Thinking of this, I sighed, and turned around reluctantly, looking for change in the storage space.

But at this moment, a soft body hugged me from behind:

"Little fool, you really want to pay for it... in the future... remember to come and accompany me more..."

137. Explain

After staying with the girl for a while.

I reluctantly said goodbye to Eureka, and prepared to go back to the small rented building.

Walking out the door, looking at the sun that was almost sinking below the horizon, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

Alas... it was delayed for a while, it was so late.

Elmesha was impatient to wait at home, right?

In other words, should I speed up a little and run back.

No... If you run sweaty and go home out of breath, Elmesha might be able to tell a ghost in my heart at a glance.

Under some cross-examination, it is difficult not to show my feet...

Therefore, we must assume a relaxed and unhurried appearance and walk back unhurriedly.Pretending that nothing happened.

In this case, even if El Mesa had doubts, she would not think too much.

And I am completely safe.

Thinking of this, I adjusted my breathing as I walked, thinking in my heart the situations that I might encounter, and the questions that El Mesa might ask.

In this way, before I knew it, I had already returned to the door of the hut.

Because it was still twilight, there were no lights in the house, but the dim light already made it impossible for me to see the situation inside the house through the window.

Do you want to go in anyway?

I said... Elmesha wouldn't be waiting for me at the door with a hatchet?

When I open the door, there will be a knife on my chest...

I feel scared just thinking about it.

But... If I keep standing in front of the door and not going in, wouldn't it be more likely to cause suspicion if I was discovered by El Mesa?

It doesn't matter.

Anyway, I now stretch my head with a knife, and shrink my head with a knife.It's better to open the door and go in first.

Looking at the door in front of me, I stared for a long time. After hesitating for a long time, I finally made up my mind to take out the key and open the door.

"Aisha, I'm back."

Swallowing hard with a mortal mood, I restrained the tremor of my voice as much as possible and said in a calm tone.

But it was completely different from what I expected.

Elmesha did not stand at the door with a knife as I thought...

In fact, the whole room was abnormally quiet.

I can only hear the echo of my own words...

This... shouldn't this be?Or does El Mesa go out too?

No, this is even more impossible.

Because since getting in touch with the knight novels and various picture books brought by Miss Catherine, Elmesa has never stepped out of this house again...

More precisely, he was "paralyzed" on the bed in the bedroom and refused to leave even an inch.

For the general "dead house", at least they will leave the room for a while while going to the toilet and taking a bath.

But for the ultimate death house like El Mesa... even this last trouble is completely eliminated.

After all, the functioning and metabolism of the body of the legendary powerhouse depends entirely on the energy in the body, and there is no impurity waste produced at all, and there is no need to excrete like a mortal.

So "beauties don't need to go to the toilet" is not a joke for the legendary strong.

Although in a practical sense, El Mesa has no need to take a bath.

But the elves are a race that likes to be clean. It is absolutely unimaginable for them not to take a bath a day.

El Mesa is even more exaggerated, she can't wait to wash two or three times a day.

But even so, she doesn't need to put water and boil it as troublesome as ordinary people. Instead, she only needs to use magic to create the water element, stick it on the skin, and wash her body quickly.

To tell the truth, El Mesa can even roll on the bed and take a shower without getting the sheets wet.And this magical phenomenon, I have seen it almost every day during this period...

So, where did El Mesa go?

I suddenly had an unknown hunch.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha······"

But at this moment, there was a burst of laughter in the bedroom, and I was shocked to hear it.

how?Elmesha was at home.But after hearing me come back, why didn't she even react at all?

Because in general terms, El Mesa will include the entire house under the monitoring scope of God's consciousness, and even a fly and an ant are beyond her control.

As soon as I entered the door, logically speaking, she should have discovered it?How can you be so indifferent?

It's really strange.

Thinking of this, I tiptoed toward the bedroom.

At this time, Elmesha's laughter still came from the house intermittently.

"Hahahaha, I'm so ridiculous...what's this written? The hero who can split the mountains will be overwhelmed by a village girl's herbs? What a joke! Hahaha, these human troubadours are simply That's ridiculous!"

Gently pushed open the door, and carefully glanced into the house.

I saw that Loli Aisha was lying on the bed, with her feet up, flipping through an open knight novel.From time to time, I picked up a few pieces of fried food from the food box on the side and sent them into my mouth to chew.

And beside her were scattered books that were opened, and a lot of clean food containers to eat.

Seeing this situation, I was both lamented and thankful.

What is lamenting is that El Mesa has inevitably changed to squatting at home again, still the kind of super high rank.

Fortunately, El Mesa seems to have been immersed in the world of "eat, eat, eat," and "look and see," unable to extricate herself... it seems that she has not noticed the passage of time and the changes outside.

I was surprised before.

Thinking of this, I calmed down, smiled and raised the food box in my hand, and approached Elmesha:

"Aisha, I'm back."

"Hehehe, what's written here is too stupid! What the hell is this, this troubadour is afraid it was not watching the war made up by ants fighting!"

However, El Mesa seemed to have not heard me talking, she still smirked and talked to herself while reading the knight novel, and she stretched out her hand from time to time and hammered on the bed...

She was completely poisoned, scolding the spicy chicken over and over, watching with relish.

Alas, I am also drunk.

Thinking of this, I had to raise the volume.

"Aisa, I'm back with food for you!"

"Small picture! You are finally back!!"

After hearing the words "eat", Lori Aisha quickly raised her head, her eyes twinkling, all with little stars.

She leaped up and then jumped into my arms with a stride, hanging on my body:

"You are finally back! I am almost starving to death!"

Um... Before Aisha said this, could you wipe the cream on your mouth first?

Otherwise I can't tell you that you are starving to death...

"Uh... I'm sorry, there are a lot of people in line at the snack shop."

Feeling that El Mesa would not pursue it too carefully, I just found an excuse and handed the snack box to El Mesa.

"Thanks for your little picture~ I love you~"

She kissed my cheek with her lips still sticking to cream. Little Lori could not wait to open the carton, grab a small cake and deliver it to her mouth.

"Amm ah ah hm... delicious! The little cakes in this shop are the best I have ever tasted!"

Little Lori's face was full of happiness.

She wiped out the first cake as quickly as possible, and then couldn't wait to pick up the second one.

But at this moment, Lori Asia suddenly changed her face.

She picked up the cake and put it in front of her nose and sniffed it, then walked up to me vigilantly and sniffed around.

"Little picture, why does your body smell of other women?"

138. What should I do if I am fooled by the elf actor?

Seeing Lori Aisha's scrutinizing expression, I was shocked and became more vigilant than ever before.

Hasn't Eureka already applied a breath-relieving potion to me?

How can El Mesa smell it?

How could this be?

Could it be said that even with the ability of a grandmaster-level alchemist, there is still no way to fool the legendary powerhouse...

What should I do now?

At this moment, although the situation in my heart is changing, it is rolling like a small boat in a storm.But on the surface, I still maintained a basic composure.Putting on a confused expression:

"Woman? Aisha, you can smell it wrong, right?"

"My nose can never be wrong."

Lori Aisha looked at me warily, and said in a cold tone:

"You have the smell of a woman's perfume, it will never be the smell you should have. And..."

Having said this, El Mesa paused, glanced at the box with the cake, and said:

"There is the same smell in that box of cakes, just like the smell on you!"

Was it because the cake was exposed?

So it’s true that although Eureka spilled potion on my body, I took the snack box after that!

At that time, Eureka and I focused on other things and naturally forgot what to do with this snack box.

I never thought that it was such a small detail that actually made Elmesha see the flaw.

It seems that if you want to fool a legendary powerhouse, ordinary disguise is far from enough...

Thinking of this, my heart beat faster, and sweat began to ooze from my palms.

"So, the small picture is to be honest...Where did you go just now?"

Lori Aisha asked aggressively.