What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

This scream was not pretended, but I was really hurt by the fall!

Oh.... It hurts me to death, how could this be?What is going on?

Is it because I didn’t pretend to look good enough, or did Elmesha found something?

Impossible, my acting skills are so exquisite, I can’t tell El Mesa anyway.All in all, let's look at the situation first.

Thinking of this, I immediately showed an expression of pain, clutching my stomach, and groaning on the ground:

"It hurts...ah...no...no! My heart hurts...I can't take it anymore..."

In order to act realistically, I once again forced a small mouthful of blood from my chest, held it in my mouth, and coughed and sprayed it out.

But for my behavior... the four tigresses present were completely indifferent.

Not only didn’t you panic, he seemed to be screaming at me... not even a word of concern at all?

This...what the hell is this?

"Is it enough?"

At this time, El Mesa's cold voice sounded from above.

I was shocked when I heard it, and quickly opened my eyes, quietly observing the surrounding conditions.

I saw that Elmesha, Eureka, Catherine and Lilith... were standing in a row with their arms in arms, looking at me with extremely cold eyes.

"Small picture... If I remember correctly, you told me just now that you are only overloaded in human form... so you switched to elf form, right?"

Elmesha said in a slightly mocking tone.

I... I said it myself?My mother, this is really bad!

"Haha...Lindentu, why do you think my old lady just hugged you for a long time?" Eureka's smile looked a little weird, "In fact... just to see if you are hurt~"

damn it!I actually forgot!Eureka she is a master alchemist!How can it be impossible to tell if a person is injured?

And Lilith's expression looked a little awkward.

"Haha.... Brother Tu, I have seen through such a bad trick when I was three years old, how dare you play it in front of me?"

Damn girl!Will tear down your brother, right?!

"Mr. Lindentu.... Pretending to be sick in front of a medical worker is not a wise choice~"

Miss Catherine returned to her "kindness" attitude again, and the light of healing in her hand fully explained everything.

"Okay...Since you have to insist that you are sick in the small picture, people can only perform a surgical operation on you and take out your heart for examination~"

Raising the hatchet in her hand, Elmesha stepped forward and gestured "eagerly" a few times.

4. The hatchet is inevitable

After finishing speaking, El Mesa stretched out a long finger and flicked it on the blade. The bright hatchet suddenly made a crisp hum.

"Don't be afraid... Husband, I will be very careful about it, it doesn't hurt at all~"

Elmesha gently stroked the wide back of the hatchet, and deliberately cast a wink at me, deliberately whispering:

"At most...It's like getting bitten by a mosquito.... Don't be afraid of a big man like your husband~"

With that said, she used her thumb and index finger to draw a short distance, as if she wanted to "reason" me.

However, I clearly saw a Milky Way galaxy through the gap between her fingertips...

How can you not be afraid?!

Is a hatchet good for cutting branches and chopping wood?!

If it is used on humans, no matter how you think it is impossible to be bitten by a mosquito!If so, how big should the mosquitoes be?

Besides.... What you said "will be careful" must be intentional, right?I see your posture, it means you will be killed by a single blow!

Looking at the amazing size hatchet, and thinking about the pain it might cause when it penetrates my body...I shuddered, quickly opened my eyes, and confessed to Elmesha as quickly as possible. :

"Wife! I'm wrong! I'm really wrong! I shouldn't pretend to be sick to lie to you! Forgive me! I say everything, I tell you everything, is this all right?"

"late!"

Elmesha's expression instantly became cold. She raised her boots and kicked me on my chest, pressing me on the ground and unable to move.

Then her face recovered again before she was charming:

"No, my husband.....Since you are sick, you have to get treatment. You can't lie or deceive people. Look at you, you are already sick and start talking nonsense."

Although the tone of her mouth was so soft, El Mesa repeatedly gesticulated something in her hand, as if she was calculating where to hit the knife.

After swallowing, I was terrified, and the clothes on my back were already completely soaked in cold sweat.....Great fear took over my heart.

No... can't go on like this... they must be stopped!

Although I thought so in my heart, maybe because of the long-term fear of El Mesa, I was trembling all over, and I couldn't use half of my strength all over my body, so I could only plead weakly:

"Wife.... forgive me! Please... give me another chance! I really beg you!"

"Hey... please? Husband, what are you talking about? Why don't people understand me at all?"

Elmesha tilted her head pretending to be innocent, and then said with some curiosity:

"Also, husband.... Who on earth did you call your wife just now? After all... I am not the only one here..."

Speaking of this, there was almost a solid black flame rising from behind Elmesa, and the blue veins on her forehead violently. She squinted her eyes and smiled and gently patted the back of the knife on her hand, saying:

"Do you call me... or the three girls behind you?"

It's over.....

Hearing El Mesa’s question, this is the only thought in my mind.

Because my instinct tells me... this is a proposition.

No matter how you answer, the feeling that you can't escape death...

But it's not just me... After listening to this question, the little witch who has been flaunting her might also instantly showed a look of horror, as if she was thinking of some unbearable experience... she ran there as fast as she could. Beside El Mesa, she smiled flatteringly:

"Sister-in-law...sister-in-law, no...no three, yes...it's two! I...I just think Brother Tu is too hopeless, and I want to fight the injustice for your sister-in-law... ."

"Well... my dear sister, is a good boy..."

Elmesa touched Lilith's head with "kindness", then took out an identical hatchet from the storage space and handed it to her:

"When I help my husband get the operation, get rid of my sister and help me to do it~"

"Thanks.... Thank you sister-in-law! I...I will not disappoint your trust!"

Lilith was flattered and took the hatchet, thanked El Mesa again and again, and then raised the dazzling blade, raised her head as if she was brave, and said to me proudly:

"Brother Tu! Be honest later, don't move! If you get injured because of the movement, it is your own responsibility!"

Looking at Lilith's arrogant expression, I was so angry in my heart.

Little Witch.... You traitor!Twenty-five boys!Is this how you help an outsider to deal with your brother?Is there any more of the backbone of our Glamorgan family!

Ugh...and blame me...and blame me...

I knew today...when she got into my bed every day when she was a child and said, "Brother, I'm afraid", I should be cruel and kick her out of bed!Scared her to death, this stinky girl!

In this way, time goes on... This girl has become a coward!It is impossible to have such a bad temper today!

I'm so angry!

But my tragedy... hasn't stopped so soon.

Soon, Eureka joined the "surgical team".

"Count me.... I am still very confident about anesthetics and pain relief..."

With that said, Eureka approached me with a sullen face holding a bottle of suspicious potion emitting a pungent smell, and shook it in front of me.

"Put this on the wound, and with just one drop, the patient can instantly lose consciousness..."

That is to say, do it after anaesthetizing me?

Although it feels like the rhythm of dividing me by five horses, at least it still makes me feel less painful... Could it be that this is how Eureka cares about me?

Alas... it was my first woman after all, and Eureka treated me well.

Thinking of this, I cast a grateful look at the dark elf.

But Eureka only sneered at it.

"Lost consciousness? Miss Eureka, would it be too cheap to use this scumbag?"

Lilith frowned and said with a bit of displeasure.

soy Mujer!You talk too much, right?

You will die if you stop talking nonsense?

This is your "little sister-in-law" caring about your brother. Do you have any comments?

However, as soon as I thought about it, I was instantly slapped in the face.

"Will not...."

I saw Eureka shook her head inexplicably, and said:

"What I mean is... it only takes one drop to make him feel the equivalent of 10,000 times the pain of an egg being squeezed... No matter who it is, after experiencing such a big stimulus, in theory, it will be instantly shock....."

Fuck, fuck, fuck——

Eureka!

Are you too cruel?!

Do you want to be so unfeeling!

It’s really...it’s so sad....you sassy ***, every time you are in bed, you call out "dad", "brother", and "grandfather"...how ?After getting out of bed, he turned his face and didn't recognize it?!

However, it turns out.... My doom hasn't ended here...

"Everyone... Add me too, at least in terms of stitching up the wound afterwards, I'm still very confident~"

The nun came in with a smile.

And what she held in her hand was a steel nail that was as strong as a mace!

Hey hey hey hey hey-

This is too much!Where are you going to suture the wound, obviously you want to kill, okay?

"Yeah...Yes, in that case, everyone should work together...together help my husband cure the troubles of Huaxin~"

Elmesha's smile was unusually bright.

5. The scum map, crises!(Monthly ticket plus more)

"Then listen to the instructions of the female emperor..."

Eureka and Catherine had no objection to El Mesa's arrangement.

"That's good... then girls, let's start now."

Elmesha looked very satisfied with Eureka and Catherine's obedience. She looked at me and made a start gesture to the rest.

"Do it!"

And the other three girls all raised the objects in their hands and looked at me maliciously.

"Hehehe... Lindentu..."

"Brother Scum..."

"Mr. Lindentu..."

"Today... please accept sanctions obediently!"

After speaking, Elmesha held the hatchet in both hands and held it high.

Looking at the hatchet that was about to fall, my eyes widened, and a strong desire for survival emerged from my heart.