Why do I wake up as a cheater every time?

Although Qin Yuyang was born with a golden spoon in his hand, to outsiders, his life must be a drunk and golden fan, singing every night, even hugging left and right, and never took a holiday.

This is not the case, it is all outsiders' conjecture.

It's not that he can't play. If he encounters social entertainment that he can't push down, he can also play with him, playing more fiercely than anyone else.

Qin Yuyang's principle is that pornography, gambling and drugs are not touched, not to mention violent and bloody ones.

The rest depends on the situation, anyway, whether in the eyes of the elders or in the eyes of the peers, he is very good.

The girls who knew him around the circle, from the same family background, were quite willing to interact with him.

Qin Yuyang didn't dare to say whether he was that good or not, anyway, he had a clear conscience, and he had never done anything to be sorry for others, except for the troubles he made last night.

"Xiao Qiu, I have finished eating." The pig, who said he could not finish eating, ate two large pots of food at an astonishing speed.

Su Ranqiu walked over silently and put away his bowl and the two large vegetable bowls that the other party had eaten clean. In addition, the black rice pocket was not needed at all, and they just ate with the bowl.

"Are there any eggs?" Qin Yuyang stood up and followed Su Ranqiu into the kitchen.

Su Ranqiu was washing the dishes, and he almost fell the dish basin in his hand when he heard the words: "..." Don't talk about raising it for a period of time, I feel a lot of pressure after raising it for two days!

"Yes, it's in the box on the left." On the surface, Su Ranqiu was still very calm.

"Oh." Qin Yuyang took two eggs and threw them into the boiling bath water.

Assuming that the eggs were almost cooked, he tried every means to fish them up.

"Xiao Qiu."

When Su Ranqiu heard the words, he immediately stopped writing, holding his temple with his hand, and said, "I won't eat, you can eat by yourself." He was really full!

"This is not for eating." Qin Yuyang said, touching the scalded egg with his hands, and placing it on the table with a grin: "This is for rolling his face." As he said, he picked up the two eggs with a tissue. Play a thermal insulation effect.

"..." Su Ranqiu froze.

The piping hot egg was a bit hot and tingling on the face.

"You have such a small face. I knew it would be enough to cook one." Qin Yuyang said. When he boiled the eggs, he probably calculated it based on his own face.

"I'll do it myself." Su Ranqiu raised his hand to grab the egg, but was immediately shocked by the hot temperature.

"Don't, you can't hold it with thin skin and tender flesh." Qin Yuyang relied on his thick skin and didn't care if his fingers were burnt red with eggs.

After rolling like this for about ten minutes, Qin Yuyang said, "It's okay." Then, while examining the results of his labor, he knocked the eggs in a smart manner, peeled them smoothly, and ate them.

"……"have eaten.

"Go take a bath, the water is hot," Qin Yuyang reminded.

The content of the book reviewed before was blank, and Su Ranqiu's mind was nothing but Qin Yuyang eating eggs.

After the shower, the temperature became even colder.

Su Ranqiu took the book to bed, and was going to read it for a while on the bed.

"Here." A piece of ointment flew over in the air. When he looked up, the man was playing (gaming) the hand (play) machine intently.

"Turn down the voice." Su Ranqiu was very speechless. He seemed to hear the game background music of Happy Diminishing Music: "..." Very good, a big master who is nearly 1.9 meters away, indulging in Happy Diminishing in front of him Xiaole.

So he drew the curtain completely, isolating the space outside and inside.

Then he unscrewed the ointment and took care of the red and swollen left face carefully.

At about ten o'clock, Qin Yuyang looked at the almost dead cell phone, and ended the game with some meaning.

Given that there is nothing to play at the moment, he finally has time to feel his own experience.

The result of feelings is: "..." Is there any good feelings, Qin Yuyang thought nonchalantly, where a person lives is not alive.

With limited options, just take care of yourself.

If his elder brother, father, sister, mother, grandma, grandfather knew the situation, he would certainly hope so, and he would not expect him to miss his family at all.

Having fun outside, the family is also very relieved.

"Get in there." Qin Yuyang opened the quilt and arched his butt in.

Su Ranqiu put down the book, and moved in with a sullen expression: "Go in again and it will be the wall." The bed is just that big, and he may be just right for two of them. The problem is that Qin Yuyang can reach them alone.

"This bed is too small." Qin Yuyang lay down wearing thin underwear, and soon made the bed warm.

"Turn off the light." Su Ranqiu ordered. After he lay down, he found that the light was off.

So Qin Yuyang got up again and resigned to turn off the light by the door.

The next morning, Sunday.

Su Ranqiu didn't need to go to school today, nor did he have part-time jobs; he slept an hour longer than usual, thinking about not having to go out and squeeze the bus, and he was in a good mood.

This morning I ate the red bean toast that Qin Yuyang bought back, and freshly cooked millet porridge.

"Do you have a charger for a certain fruit?" Qin Yuyang finally cut off his mobile phone while eating breakfast.

"No." Su Ranqiu finished eating earlier than him, and is now reading.

"Then borrow your phone to play with me." Qin Yuyang glanced at the phone on the desktop and assured him with a serious face: "I will use it to play small games and not look at your things."

Su Ranqiu wanted to say no, but she moved her lips and didn't say anything.

How can Qin Yuyang not know that this is the default meaning: "Thank you." Then he took it and unlocked the screen lock in a way known to passers-by, but he found that Su Ranqiu's mobile phone was not happy to eliminate music, but But there is a king of glory.

A game that he hadn't played at all, but it looked good, he decided to take a look.

An hour later, Su Ranqiu's cell phone rang.

Qin Yuyang froze for a moment, then returned the phone to Su Ranqiu: "Someone is calling you."

Su Ranqiu also froze for a moment, because generally few people call his cell phone unless it is for money, but this month's loan has been repaid, and the money given to the family has also been sent back.

"To Kai?" Su Ranqiu didn't expect him: "What's the matter?"

Xi Zhikai is Su Ranqiu's classmate and former roommate. They share a dormitory together: "Ran Qiu, what's the matter with you? Why did you fall from the king to the silver all at once? Was it hacked?"

"..." Su Ranqiu paused and slowly turned his head to look at Qin Yuyang.

"..." Qin Yuyang quickly stood up and ran away.

"Why are you so cheap!" Su Ranqiu held up his slippers and chased after him, wishing that Qin Yuyang would be slaughtered on the spot. That was the number he was going to sell!

Qin Yuyang walked out of the corridor and said, "I'll buy a charger, and you will calm down." Then he ran away holding his head.

Su Ranqiu stopped panting, threw his shoes on the ground and put them on.

"Ran Qiu?"

Before the phone hung up, Su Ranqiu panted and said, "It's okay, the phone was taken by the bear kid to play."

"Damn, I feel sorry for you." Xi Zhikai said, "The bear boy is about to beat him, and he will be beaten to death next time."

Qin·Xiongzi·Yuyang went to the mobile phone shop outside and bought a counterfeit version of a certain Guo charger for twenty yuan.

"Xiao Qiu, open the door."

Su Ranqiu opened the door and saw Qin Yuyang holding the fruits and vegetables in his hands. He was inexplicably relieved.

"What's your mobile phone number?" Qin Yuyang walked in and said, "I changed a new mobile phone card, and we will exchange numbers."

Su Ranqiu put the things away, not willing to give him the phone number.

"Okay, it's over." Qin Yuyang said brazenly: "I'm sorry about the game. I will help you get up until I get the skills."

Su Ranqiu said angrily: "No, I'll be there by myself." If the number is sold, but the whole 300 yuan, he hurts.

Qin Yuyang said: "Yes, your technique is better than mine. Would you like to take me with you?"

Su Ranqiu resisted the urge to slap the past and stared at him and said, "Aren't you going to make money? What game to play?" You still think that your current situation is not miserable enough, right?

Or maybe it's a fool, and he doesn't take cleansing out of the house seriously.

When the time comes, I will go back and cheat on my parents, right?

"I've found a way to make money. Isn't this waiting for notification." Qin Yuyang said, holding the mobile phone he was charging to download the game: "Say, what's the secret of the wifi next door?"

Su Ranqiu twisted the beginning: "I don't know."

"A lie." Qin Yuyang said, looking at him dangerously: "I saw your phone connected, you must know."

In the end, in order to be able to read a book quietly, Su Ranqiu reluctantly sold the wifi passwords of the residents next door.

"What job?" he asked casually.

"It's... work that can make a lot of money." Qin Yuyang held a small tomato in his mouth: "If it goes well, the gold master will give me two million."

Su Ranqiu opened his eyes, and took a small tomato to eat: "What is it?"

Qin Yuyang was really overshadowed by such inquiries, he said without hesitation: "Sell yourself."

"Cough cough cough..." Su Ranqiu was immediately choked by the tomato in his mouth.

"Just kidding." Qin Yuyang said innocently: "Is it possible for someone like me to sell themselves? What are you excited about."

"..."

At twelve noon, Huang Mao got Qin Yuyang's new number: "Good morning, Xiao Yu, I'm Huang Mao, have you gotten up?"

Qin Yuyang glanced at the sun outside the window and thought to himself, is he or I stupid: "Say."

"I've made an appointment. Tonight at 8:206." Huang Mao said, "How about it, okay?"

Qin Yuyang nodded: "Your brother Ting is really anxious."

Huang Mao laughed twice and said nothing.

"Then it's settled." Qin Yuyang said: "At seven o'clock in the evening, you will pick me up at the last milk tea shop."

Huang Mao said puzzledly, "Didn't we go to dinner together?" It was very late at seven, and there was no time to go to dinner with Qin Yuyang.

"What are you doing in such a hurry? If you win, I'll eat with you." Qin Yuyang said.

"Okay..." Huang Mao touched his nose and hung up the phone.

Su Ranqiu vaguely heard the word'win'. He immediately walked out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife, frowned and asked, "Are you going to gamble?"

"Huh?" Qin Yuyang turned his head and said confidently: "I was a serious race, do you understand the car?" His reflex arc was very long, and it took a long time to exhort, "The kitchen knife is very sharp. Be careful to cut your hands. "

Hearing that it was a racing car, Su Ranqiu breathed a sigh of relief: "Anyway, don't gamble..." He remembered some bad memories, his face was ugly: "If you get involved in gambling, I won't be able to let you in again." Then, he turned around and entered the kitchen.

Qin Yuyang was stunned. He remembered that the night two years ago, he was playing in the car outside and went home late; his parents, elder sister, grandparents, and the whole family were waiting in the living room and said to him who had just entered the door: "Don't touch the car again, or you won't come back."

The relatives in the family never asked him, the only requirement was not to touch the car.

Thinking of the reason why they would ask for such a request, Qin Yuyang touched his nose, because he drove very madly, and he had had many small accidents.

He has been very obedient since then and hasn't touched a car for two years.

"When will I go?" Su Ranqiu came out to ask again after finishing the kitchen.

"Seven o'clock in the evening." Qin Yuyang said.

"I will go with you." Su Ranqiu said something surprising.

"You want to go too?" Qin Yuyang raised his eyebrows, and said reluctantly while flustered: "You have to supervise this...I'm really not going to gamble..."

"Aren't you worried about what?" Su Ranqiu said with a smile.

Qin Yuyang thought to himself, it's over, it's really supervising: "..." It feels like being supervised is really fucking.