Why do I wake up as a cheater every time?

Every corner of Room 707 was searched by Yan Yifan. Finally, he finally noticed the open balcony door, and when he came out, it was almost connected to the balcony next door.

It is very likely that Dilumon crawled from here.

As a standard noble gentleman, Yan Yifan didn't want to do such a rude thing to climb over from the balcony.

As a sickly plush controller, he rolled up his sleeves without saying a word, and resolutely invaded the balcony next door.

On this side, Jing Xuan wore a hair ball in his clothes and walked casually on the campus.

Qin Yuyang lay on the strong fu muscles of the young man, his pink nose pressed tightly against the honey-colored ji skin, his breath was full of masculine and strong breath.

He feels fainted!

"What are you doing? Don't move!" Jing Xuan felt the hair ball in his stomach crawling up, and he wanted to come out of the collar. He immediately lifted his palm and pressed the hair ball.

Don't press early, don't press late!When he climbed to this place, he pressed Qin Yuyang and felt uncomfortable anymore!

Just on the lips!

"Oh..." Ri Teddy, being pinched, and squinting, what have I experienced this day?

When Qin Yuyang had no love, Jing Xuan walked to the registration office at the school gate and knocked on the guard door window: "Get a pet sign."

"Huh?" Goemon glanced at him. "Where is the pet?"

Only then did Jing Xuan let go of his palm on the ball of hair, then reached in through his neckline and grabbed the ball of hair out: "Here, this one."

The door guard glanced, feeling a little familiar: "Diru?" It was another Diru who was overweight.

Alas, the times have changed, and men are starting to raise Diru beasts just like women.

"Yes." Jing Xuan pulled open his collar and stuffed the hairballs in.

"What's your name?" Eemon said.

"Do you want to name it?" Jing Xuan raised his eyebrows, looked down at his bulging belly and racked his brains to think: "Call Xiao Di."

"Okay." The guard rolled his eyes, and it was another bad street name.

The boys in the martial arts department really have developed limbs and simple minds.

It's getting late to get the pet's brand.

Jing Xuan touched his stomach, feeling that he hadn't eaten enough for dinner, so he moved to the cafeteria and packed a box of braised pork to take back to eat.

The moment he opened his room, Jing Xuan smelled an unfamiliar smell in his room.

But the whole room was clear at a glance, and no one else was seen.

This uncontrolled situation made Jing Xuan very irritable, but the hairballs on his belly were about to move, and he was eager to eat braised pork, hum, forget it.

With a slamming on the door, Jing Xuan grabbed his newly acquired pet from the collar and put it on the table with the stewed meat.

Qin Yuyang didn't say that he let his head hit the ground first, turned over and held the stewed meat box with his paws, waiting to be fed.

"Hey, I see." Jing Xuan opened the wooden box containing the stewed pork impatiently, and a fragrant smell immediately overflowed.

The furry claws reached in, hooked a piece and put it in his mouth and began to eat.

Meat food in this world is so delicious!

A young man who is obviously good-looking and has a good temperament, but just like him, he directly twisted his fingers to eat.

Such rough men, Qin Yuyang can be said to like very much.

"Hey, hey......" The reserved and elegant little handsome guy next door looks good or looks good, but he is a bit too abnormal to offend him.

When one person ate a ball of hair and his hands were full of oil: "Duoduo!" Someone knocked on the door of Room 708.

Jing Xuan asked in surprise: "Who?" Generally speaking, few people knock on his door.

The person outside the door spoke in a standard aristocratic tone: "Hello classmate in room 708, I am a classmate living in room 707 next to you, have you seen one of my white pets?"

Jing Xuan's gaze shifted to the hairball that was eating stewed meat on his desk, but isn't this pet his own?

"No!" he said categorically.

After dealing with the pet looking guy at the door, Jing Xuan suddenly lost his appetite. He wiped his hands with a wet tissue, rummaging through the cabinets in his room, and found a ruby ​​ribbon that had been tied to his hair before.

String in the pet tag with Xiao Di and his name on it.

Qin Yuyang sat on the tissue box and hugged the last piece of braised pork he could bear and finished eating: "Hiccup!" He burped contentedly, only to find that his paws were covered with oil and sauce.

"Put your neck out." Jing Xuan looked left and right, but didn't see where the hair ball's neck was, only a piece of pink ribbon was exposed.

"..." Qin Yuyang looked at him faintly, Lao Tzu's neck was like this, and he was not convinced to pull it by himself.

"Hey, you rice bucket." Jing Xuan carefully found the ribbon trapped in the hair with his fingers, untied it first, and then tied the red ribbon he had used.

Qin Yuyang looked down, fucking, gems?

His first reaction was, if this thing hangs around his neck, will he be thief?

"Okay." Jing Xuan cocked the corners of his mouth with satisfaction, but saw two dirty paws in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth suddenly drooped: "You will not be allowed to touch food with your paws!"

Because this Drumon never washes his hands, right?It's not about serving by yourself.

The most troublesome thing in the dormitory is that there is no separate bathroom in each room. If you want to take a bath or wash your hands, you can only go to the public bathroom on the first floor.

Hairball's claws are so dirty that Jing Xuan can't put him in his clothes. He can only carry the flesh of the back of his neck and prepare to take it to the first floor for cleaning.

Before going out, he carefully confirmed that there was no one outside before opening the door and slipping down quickly.

Qin Yuyang also didn't make a sound fascinatingly, because following 708 there was obviously meat, and following 707, it might not be guaranteed.

When he came to the bathroom, Jing Xuan put the hair ball on the sink, then turned on the faucet, and took his paw to clean it.

Add some soap during the period so that you can wash it off.

Jingxuan doesn't want pets with the smell of stewed meat on his own bed.

After washing his paws, he leaned closer and sniffed the rest of the hair ball. It seemed not very clean, with a smell of mud and grass.

"You smell so bad, I'll take a bath for you." Jing Xuan rolled up his sleeves and said.

Qin Yuyang hurriedly lowered his head and sniffed his creak and feet. Although there was a little smell, it was definitely not to the point of stinking!

There is a hot spring near the school. Hot water is provided to the student dormitory 24 hours a day. Just turn on the tap.

Jing Xuan filled a bathtub with water, threw the hairballs in, and then took off his clothes and took a bath.

Seeing such a good figure, Qin Yuyang was jealous and hated. He didn't dare to imagine what he would be like after being transformed?

Looking down at the cute and stupid self on the water, this is the legendary ancient wolf clan?

If the Qin family really belongs to the wolf clan, then this idiot must be the product of the king's surname Dilumon next door.

Just when Qin Yuyang was in a trance, a huge beast rolled into the water.

Qin Yuyang turned his head to look, and suddenly exploded his hair in the water. Is this-a dragon?

Jing Xuan turned back to the original, a red pterosaur.

His body was slender and huge, his tail dragged on the ground and slapped the water, and his upper body occupies almost the entire bathtub. The only place Qin Yuyang could stay was his neck. Except for the tip of his tail, that was Jing Xuan's slender body. local.

But Qin Yuyang is almost scared die, okay, this is a dragon, the legendary pterosaur...

Jing Xuan turned around, and his wings fluttered twice on the water.

This wave of water directly makes the hair ball like an enemy.

It is the nature of pterosaurs to like water. Although Jingxuan is a pterosaur with fire attributes, his temper will be more violent if he does not play in water for a long time.

At that time, why didn't you hate this hairball that appeared suddenly? It might be because of the smell of water on this little guy.

After playing with water, the pterodactyl finally remembered his pet.

He lay on his back in the bathtub, cocked his tail and curled up the hair ball and sent it to his belly.

The flexible tip of the tail, scratching the chin of the hairball for a while, and scratching the back of the hairball for a while, seems to really help the pet in a serious way.

Excluding the initial tension, Qin Yuyang actually felt enjoyment.

He found that there was a slap-sized fleshy wing on the pterodactyl's tail, which couldn't be more comfortable on the body. It was a natural scrubbing artifact.

Knowing from the existing memory, this world is like this, everyone has a prototype.

The prototype of this young man who feeds himself meat and hides other people's pets is a pterosaur.

"..." Qin Yuyang didn't think with gusto. It would be fine if we changed our prototypes, then it would be in line with Qin Yuyang's style of standing up to the ground.

It's a pity that he is just a fat dumpling now, and his hair is still chubby even after getting wet.

But let’s not say that after taking a bath after eating a full meal, I feel sleepy.

"Hello?" Jing Xuan looked at the dozing hair ball holding his tail, "Are you a pig?"

"Snoring..."

After soaking for a while, Jing Xuan turned back into a human form, washed the unwakeable hair ball for the last time, and wrapped it in a towel, and carefully released the fire element through the towel to dry the pet's hair.

"Pig." Jing Xuan walked out of the bathroom holding the fragrant pet contentedly.

Looking up, he saw a face standing in front of him, looking straight into his arms.

"Excuse me, what do you hold in your arms?" Yan Yifan asked not letting go.

"It's nothing, it's just a pig." Jing Xuan avoided the sharp eyes of the other party, turned around holding the towel and went up the stairs on the second floor.

"Your Excellency, you look very guilty!" Yan Yifan caught up with him with a stride, and the two met on the turntable, and they fought instantly.

The towel fell on the ground with a clatter and rolled in two groups, and after dispersing, it revealed the true face of Lushan inside.

Very good, it's a fat Dilu beast sleeping with its belly turned over. Who is it if it's not its own fat Lulu!

"You stole my pet." Strictly criticizing the other party in a realistic manner.

"Huh? What is meant by Lao Tzu stealing your pet?" Jing Xuan fought hard with him, "Obviously Xiao Di chose me as the master!"

"Shut up! What the hell is Xiao Di?" Yan Yifan said with aristocratic anger: "His name is Fat Lulu, and he is my pet. I hope you can find out."

"its mine!"

"mine!"

Anno, the third roommate of No. 7 yard, stepped in here, and saw that his hot-tempered roommate 708 was playing against a guy with a strange face, and he knew it was the fourth roommate without guessing.

But it doesn't seem to be anymore soon.

"You continue, don't worry about me." Anno passed by with his luggage on his back, and suddenly saw a pet lying on a towel in the corner of the turntable. He bent over curiously: "What is this?"

The two of them who played so completely forgetful that they immediately turned around and shouted at him: "Stop!"

The loud roar of decibels shocked Anno, and at the same time it awakened the hairballs in his sleep.

"Hello!" Qin Yuyang felt his belly cool, and sat up and sneezed.

After the fight, a pair of round eyes appeared moist and blue, inlaid on the white fluffy face, so beautiful and charming.

Yan Yifan, as a qualified fluff control, rushed over first and hugged the hair ball in his arms.

The feeling of losing and recovering was very excited, but he was habitually reserved: "Okay, let's go back."

"Hey—" a long shadow rushed over, raising his foot to block the entire staircase and said: "You can go back, and leave the young master's pet."

Yan Yifan frowned, "This is my pet."

Jing Xuan smiled evilly with her arms in her arms: "How do you prove that this is your pet?"

The onlooker Annuo, although the relationship with Jingxuan is just so-so, because the guy has a bad temper, but he thinks Jingxuan is right: "This classmate." Anno looked at Yan Yifan and said: " Whoever is right with that guy, show it out if you have evidence."

"I picked up this pet outside the school today. It was registered at the guard at around 5 o'clock in the afternoon. The pet tag is called Fat Lulu, and the number is XXXX." Yan Yifan said, regretting not putting it on the hair ball immediately. Pet tags.

"What a coincidence? I didn't pick up this pet, but brought it to the door by myself." Jing Xuan pointed at Qin Yuyang's neck: "Please see whose name is written on it?"

Yan Yifan's expression changed, and he found the pet tag on Mao Tuan's neck, and he saw that he was registered by Jing Xuan, this shameless person.

Not only Yan Yifan felt that Jing Xuan was shameless, but even the hair ball in Yan Yifan's arms felt that this young man named Jing Xuan was not generally shameless.

But with short mouths, Qin Yuyang ate people's meat for two consecutive meals, and was waited on to take a comfortable bath. What else could be done except silence.

But he never expected that he would be a shameless person holding himself, who seems to be very strict and self-disciplined.

"Oh?" Yan Yifan picked the ruby ​​ribbon with his finger and threw it directly on the shameless person: "Now, you also have no evidence that this pet belongs to you."

Damn it!

Not only Jing Xuan was stunned, but the other two people were also shocked.

"You!" The red pterodactyl's grumpy temper didn't mean it's vain, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight.

Yan Yifan was not afraid, so he handed the pet to Anno, who was aside: "Classmate, please take care of me and return it to me after typing, thank you."

"You..." Before Anno's words were finished, the two classmates started fighting: "Hey! I am not interested in looking at small animals at all!"

The tall and mighty handsome man with blond hair and blue eyes is holding a small hair ball that is easy to die at a loss.

God, he won't take care of it at all, will he be killed?

Anno's prototype is a leopard, and he believes that the prototype is more capable of taking care of this little furry thing.

So he threw down his luggage and changed back to the original, slender and elegant body, rose-shaped leopard print, very beautiful.

Leopard is a beast!Beast!

Qin Yuyang watched as the leopard opened her fangs and sharp mouth towards him, then grabbed the soft flesh of his neck and jumped upstairs.

What kind of experience is it to sleep on the leopard's belly?

He is cautiously coaxing you to sleep, but you feel that you might be eaten at any time.

How can you sleep in this environment!

"..." Qin Yuyang moved his body quietly, hoping to leave Leopard's side.

"Roar—" An Nuo just wanted to express, don't crawl around, sleep obediently baby, but when a big paw is pressed down, Qin Yuyang almost thought he was going to be eaten.

Pterosaurs are very imaginary, and there is no sense of reality if you haven't seen them.

But the leopard, the death hunter on the grassland, is a real fear engraved in human bones.

Anno took back the little hairball that others had handed over to him and put it under his armpit, so that he would not run around.

At the same time, it is really hard to watch children.

Qin Yuyang noticed that this leopard had a docile character, and seemed to have no malice towards him, and gradually he became less afraid.

Half an hour later, Anno found that the little hair ball was asleep snoring beside him.

He turned out to be... a little sense of accomplishment, why is he fat?

The leopard carefully stood up from the little hair ball, shook the hair on his body, stretched his waist again, and then left the room silently and went out to see if the two guys had finished fighting.

After going out, I saw a pterodactyl rushing viciously towards the huge silver wolf.

The mighty silver wolf, not only did not dodge, but instead roared on top of his head.

The two beasts slammed into each other unobstructedly, and each was dizzy.

"Ah, these two idiots..." Anno turned into a human body and stood on the stairs and shouted, "Since we are evenly matched, then use other methods to decide who wants the pet."

indeed.

After fighting for half an hour, there was still no result.

"Bah!" Jing Xuan transformed back into his body, raising his hand to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth.

Of course, the other party was no better than him. That meticulously combed black hair was messy, and his cheeks were also scratched with two blood marks by his sharp claws.

"What's the solution?" Yan Yifan looked up at Anno, panting.

At least this roommate seems to be a sensible person.

"First of all, no matter who of you gets that pet, it is impossible for you to live in the same room without incident. You must know about this." Anno raised a finger, and he had a pair of brilliant and beautiful peach eyes: "Second If you don’t want to move out of Yard 07, I suggest that you raise this pet together."

"To raise together?" Yan Yifan and Jing Xuan said in unison, both of them frowned tightly.

"No, it's impossible." The possessive plush control said, "Fat Lulu can only be my pet."

Jing Xuan was a step late and looked very annoyed: "I also think it's impossible, why should I raise with this guy, huh!"

"There is another way." Anno raised his second finger.

"What way?" The two looked at him.

"Divide that little hairball into two, and you one can take half, isn't it all right?" Anno blinked and said.

Yan Yifan and Jing Xuan both showed unacceptable expressions: "You...you are poisonous..."

"If you continue to fight like this, it will die sooner or later because there is no one to look after." Anno shrugged, feeling his reminder very pertinent: "Everyone is a student of the martial arts department. See you when you look up, you can be sure of yourself. Would you willingly give up your pet to the other party?"

That makes sense!

Yan Yifan leaned at the rude pterodactyl next door. He felt that if this person loses, he will surely count his fat Lulu in the end.

Jing Xuan thought the same way. Smelly Silver Wolf looked like a sinister and cunning person. He didn't believe that the other party would just watch him raise Xiao Di.

"Well, I agree to raise together." Jing Xuan said with his arms folded.

An Nuo leaned on the railing, condescendingly looking at Yan Yifan: "New classmate, how about you?"

"How about the joint parenting method?" Yan Yifan asked rigorously.

"This is easy to handle." Anno said with a little chin, "One-three-five raises in 708, two-four-six raises in...what room do you live in?"

Yan Yifan said: "707"

"Then it's OK, it seems to be Monday, right?" Jing Xuan smiled and passed by Yan Yifan, and went to Anno's room to pick up his pet.

"Who allowed you to go in?" Anno looked at him lazily.

"Hey, it's really troublesome." Jing Xuan stood at the door and said impatiently, "Hurry up and take my pet out."

Qin Yuyang woke up as soon as Annuo left.

Hearing Jing Xuan's voice at this time, he thought it was this guy who had won the fight, so he ran out with the fat on his body.

The look of the hair ball flying towards him is really cute, Jing Xuan's heart is hot, and there is a bit of expectation in his heart that never likes small animals.

"Come on, let me feed you two meats."

"What? You feed the Dilu beast?" Yan Yifan's angry voice scared Qin Yuyang and hung on the threshold."This is Diru, a herbivore! You feed it with water in your brain?!"

Very good, regret the proposal of co-parenting for a second!

"Are you fierce? Is it okay if it likes to eat?" Jing Xuan bent over to pick up the little hairball, and kissed the corner of his dark mouth. The little hairball that sticks to her is really cute.

He quickly took out the ruby ​​ribbon from his pocket and tied it to the pet non-stop.

"I refuse to raise with you. You don't know how to keep pets." Yan Yifan calmed down his anger. He didn't want to scare his beloved hairballs. The roar just now seemed to have left the hairballs. Cruel impression.

"Why are you like this?" Jing Xuan said with a sneer: "If you don't want to, then I will raise it myself."

"You can try it." Yan Yifan also sneered.

"That..." Anno pointed at the hair ball with a dazed expression: "You said this is just the Diru beast?"

Yan Yifan and Jing Xuan said in unison: "It's Dilumon, is there any problem?"

"..." The pet owner really can't afford it these days: "Don't you think that its size is different from that of the Dirumon?"

With all due respect, the Dirumon's body is long, and this one is almost round.

"Body size?" Yan Yifan and Jing Xuan said in unison, "It's just a little fatter."

Anno: "..." Comparing the hair ball on Bi Jingxuan's shoulder with the palm of his hand, is it just a little fatter?Is there a problem with my own eyes or the other's eyes: "Anyway, it's not a Dilumon."

believe it or not.