Why do I wake up as a cheater every time?

Inside the carriage quietly, because Jiang Mu’s phrase “I’m suffering in my heart” instantly created a weird and quiet atmosphere. To put it bluntly, a bit gay and gay.

If Qin Yuyang is a tender boy who hasn't been involved in the world, 99% of them would ask: "Why?"

It's a pity that Qin Yuyang is not a tender boy. He is an old driver who has traveled around the world and has seen countless people. The love of men has long been lost and calm.

"That's why I said, you really don't care." Jiang Mu sighed, and unbearably pulled the buttons that he had fastened not long ago, as if in a bad mood.

"What do you think is someone in the eye?" Qin Yuyang said with a tilted mouth, "I want to nod and bow at you? I am flattered by your glance, so?"

The prince is too sick, who can bear it.

No wonder Shao Fei said that Jiang Mu was a little arrogant.

"No." Jiang Mu said: "I didn't mean that..." He just felt that the man next to him was not easy to get close to. Those polite and thoughtful greetings were all superficial skills, not much sincere.

Of course Jiang Mu knew that this noisy world was really too extravagant to talk about.

"Then what do you mean?" Qin Yuyang raised his eyebrows and asked, isn't it just a mouthful, who doesn't.

"I want to be friends with you, the kind of heart-to-heart." Jiang Mu said, his heart is complicated, because he is a gentleman and does not like to play straight.

But the man next door forced him to play straight.

"..." Fuck, it was an unexpected development.

How should I put it, when Qin Yuyang first met the son of his mother's friend, he drew a line and everyone got along with each other politely.

The people he used to be strong always acted according to his own ideas.

If you don't loosen, it is really difficult for others to approach.

"Are you sure you are a friend?"

The kid hooked his mouth and said slowly, "It depends on you."

Qin Yuyang smiled hell, after a while: "Will your conscience hurt?"

I saw Jiang Mu rubbing his chest: "I think I said just now, I'm very suffering." However, he took a deep breath: "How can I know the ending if I don't try?"

Anyway, young, many things are not necessarily, a period of experience does not mean anything.

"I haven't talked about it before?" Qin Yuyang smelled a green smell on him.

"Talked to the girl for a while." After thinking about it, Jiang Mu answered truthfully.

"Since I can talk to girls, why not think so." After stepping into this circle, you may not be able to go out, let alone yourself.

"If you can talk, you won't break up." Jiang Mu said.

"Are you sleepy?" Qin Yuyang heard his voice diminish, and said: "Put the seat down and sleep for a while. I will call you when I go back."

"Yeah." Jiang Mu was puzzled, stunned, and then muttered: "The power of straight shots has been taught."

"Huh?" What the hell?

When they got home, the two young men went back to their own house lightly.

But after a while, Jiang Mu came over with his wet hair and knocked on Qin Yuyang's door.

"what's up?"

"Take a bath and wake up." Jiang Mu pointed to his head: "Let's talk about it."

At this time, Qin Yuyang was unwilling. The lonely man and the widow were in the same room, and it was easy to wipe the gun and mislead.

He leaned against the door and said, "Do you want to figure out one thing first."

The other party was puzzled: "What?"

"It's a matter of up and down," Qin Yuyang pointed at himself and said, "I, Junichi, understand?"

Jiang Mu was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, Junyi's face looked different from usual: "Well, I understand now."

"I said you didn't have any points in your mind before?" Qin Yuyang said, where does he look like number zero?

"I can do it anyway." Jiang Mu didn't look like it either. He pointed to the room: "Are you really not going to let me in?"

Anyway, Qin Yuyang didn't know how it developed like this overnight.

"You have to think about it clearly. Entering in is equivalent to being taken by me by default." Qin Yuyang warned, hoping that he would retreat in the face of difficulties and be less foolish.

Jiang Mu really thought about it, although he nodded in the end: "It's just the flesh, I pay more attention to the spirit."

Qin Yuyang was very convinced: "You can tell from that that I am in harmony with you."

After finally entering this room, Jiang Mu said: "Being a man is not too demanding, try if you have a chance."

"Fuck me." Qin Yuyang only thought of these two words.

He thought that following Jiang Mu's straightforward routine, he would take off his clothes and have something fascinating with him, but he thought too much.

After they came in, they just politely covered the quilt and chatted with them.

The first day is, the second day is the third day.

From childhood anecdotes to entrepreneurial plans, from hobbies to people’s livelihood development... there is no confusing words in the middle.

Obviously, this is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

The other party wants not only a physical relationship, but also a spiritual resonance.

The experienced driver said that he had experienced too much and did not want to talk about this kind of slow love.

On the fourth night, Jiang Mu came back, still looking like the ascetic male god, only covered with a quilt to chat.

Qin Yuyang wilted in front of him, solving the physiological needs of normal men.

"You continue talking." He said that he was unaffected, he was just comfortable.

"..." Jiang Mu didn't say anymore, and didn't know if it was angry or ashamed.

The fifth night did not come.

Qin Yuyang rolled over with a smile and resumed the days when he slept on a big bed alone.

A few days later, the house Jiang Mu was looking for was finally perfected.

Before moving, he talked about the plan at the dinner table. Like his parents, Qin Yuyang showed dissatisfaction and concern.

After all, he thought Jiang Mu had given up.

But at night Jiang Mu came again.

"Farewell or sacrifice?" Qin Yuyang prevented him from entering the house: "Farewell can be said at the door, and you can come in with sacrifice."

Brightly embarrassed.

"Why do you think I am so anxious to move?" Jiang Mu patted Qin Yuyang's hand: "I am a person with a moral sense. It is not my style to have a relationship with you during your stay at your house."

"Fart." If you are so particular, you shouldn't be entangled with yourself: "Do you think how to face my parents?" If it is true.

"I can only do my best." Jiang Mu found himself unable to get in and gave up: "I will move tomorrow."

"Order or request?" Qin Yuyang said draggingly.

"Just treat it as a request." ABC's wording is not in line with Qin Yuyang's aesthetics.

He closed the door immediately: "Good night to you."

"Hey..." Jiang Mu said dumbfounded: "OK, it's a request. I don't mean to order. You always misunderstand me."

After a long time, Qin Yuyang opened the door, still pulling his attitude: "I want to be honest, you don't fit my aesthetics."

Jiang Yang pointed to his face.

"It's not a problem with the face." The face was good enough, but the consciousness was not high enough, Qin Yuyang shook his finger: "I hate bringing newbies." Every time he has to retrain.

"I have strong learning ability." Jiang Mu said, standing with his hands in his hands.

"Really?" Qin Yuyang pointed to his face: "You kiss the left twice and the right, add your lips, eyes and forehead one by one. If you do it right, you are strong."

When the voice fell, the high IQ people started to act without pressure, and did everything right.

"Yuyang, Xiao Mu, what are you doing?" Qin Ma stood at the end of the corridor, staring at them intently.

"..." Qin Yuyang heard his mother's voice, and he wanted to die. He blamed himself for being too skinny and why it was not fun to play with Jiang Mu.

"aunt."

"Mom, Jiang Mu and I were joking."

"Smelly boy, do you fool me?" Qin's mother twitched her lips, and she saw Jiang Mu entering her son's room for several days at night: "Come out, mom knows it all."

Qin Yuyang's heart shook, got it?

No, what do you know, I and Jiang Mu are not like that.

He kicked Jiang Mu in the leg: "Go out and explain clearly to my mother, and then pack your things tomorrow. We are destined to see you again."

Jiang Mu grabbed his wrist with one hand and forcibly pulled it out to find Qin Ma.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"gay."

"!!!" Qin Yuyang has no such plan!

"Sit down." Qin Ma put on her nightgown and sat across from the two young people: "You are all good kids, I feel relieved to be together."

"No, mom..." Qin Yuyang had a black thread in his forehead, and his mother was wrong.

"Mom knew that you didn't like girls, alas, I was afraid that you would mess around outside." But with the younger generation she likes, Qin's mother is more acceptable as a result: "I told you, if it wasn't for the object It's Xiaomu, I definitely disagree."

"Thank you, auntie." Jiang Mu bowed to her.

"Stupid boy, I should call my mother." Mother Qin was happy seeing them together, and accidentally revealed a message: "Your mother is still worried that you will not be settled in the future. She should be at ease with Yuyang now. "

Qin Yuyang found out that he might be the last person to know the truth. The surname Jiang had already come out: "I rely on..."

That's right, my parents really led the wolf into the room!

But they don't care at all!

"..." The problem is, besides Jiang Mu, can't he find anyone else?

Oh my god, Qin Yuyang leaned on the sofa unlovably. Isn't this an arranged marriage? What will happen in the days to come.

"After a long time, you will find that I am not that bad." Jiang Mu cut a fruit and handed it to him calmly.

"Heh." Qin Yuyang didn't want to talk, and didn't pick up the fruit.

He didn't pick up, so Jiang Mu had to put it down: "If I really don't like it, I won't force you." He changed the type of fruit and continued to cut it: "I don't like apples and pears."

"..." As an old driver, Qin Yuyang knew that the other party was talking to him.

It's not that I don't like it. Jiang Mu, who is bored with sorrow, is a potential stock. It's just that it's been too long to try what it's like to be single. To tell the truth with tears, I really want to take a vacation.

The author has something to say:

Today I wrote a not-so-good fanfare. I am very sorry. I bow to everyone. I didn’t write this book. It may be the saddest thing for me this year. I have been trying various new articles every day for the past two months. It ended in failure, and the scrapped manuscript roughly counted as over 100,000.

In fact, I didn't think so much and wrote about it. That's why I said that I was in a bad state and my mind was blinded, like a headless fly.

If you think it’s bad, it’s true. It’s really bad. I’m very sorry.

I was under too much pressure and lost my original intention of writing, and I will most likely not write in the future (or let the trumpet fly).

The performance of a bit of poor psychological quality may be due to getting older and getting worse.

For the time being, I haven't told the readers that I want to abandon the account and disband the group that has existed for several years. I can't speak casually, and I don't know what my problem is.

Consider it because of stress.

I am a person who is very afraid of being labeled, and I am also very afraid of being placed on high expectations.

Last time I took the test for Subject Three, the coach kept saying that I would definitely pass it. I was optimistic that I would pass the four subjects at once. The pressure in my heart came and I died.

Going back on the 24th, I told him not to say anything, let me take it for myself, and then passed it quietly.Of course not to blame the coach, but to blame myself for his stinking problems, how can I not stand up to expectations, o(╥﹏╥)o,

I’ve been talking so much, I didn’t want to say anything before, I want to hide quietly, but I’m really sorry when I see the comments on the new chapter, I’m sorry everyone, I’m so salty to you, I’ll pass it to the big guys. Quench your thirst with a glass of water.

I don’t have any ruby ​​candy, so if I send a red envelope to the newlywed Xiaolong, I can count on him.

(The last beep, I love you, don’t add a dog's head to a serious face)