"But, even if I find what I want to do, in my case, the first question is," How do you become a student council? "
Concon, gacha!
"Oh brother? I took a bath!"
"Oh, my sister. I'm sorry for me ... but my brother could just leave the hot water aside, right?"
"Yeah, okay! Because it's not my brother, it's for me ♪"
"Is it ... Well, your brother will come in the bath."
"Yeah, let's go!"
Bang
(Huh, my sister's guy started to run hot water after he took a bath someday ... I was sad when he was in the old days, but my sister was the only bath I wo n’t give up ……)
"By the way, bath bath ... It's a bath ~ ♪ Sukakan Kakan, Kankan ♪"
Gacha
"Hmm?"
(Well, someone is in a dressing room--)
"Oh, what are you? Yeah! Dad came back after a long time. Gaha ha ha!"
"Oh, old man! Why is there an old man in my dressing room?"
"No, no, why is this because my dad's house? Is it natural to come home?"
"I say that, but my house's name is my mother ... I just said it myself, but I didn't come back to this house for the first three days. "
"Gahahaha! When you're a man like a dad, everyone stays at my house and doesn't let go! Gahahaha!"
"In other words, if I was playful ... I would die really."
(I guess it's not a woman's involvement again ...? If I cheat on it again, I'm going to be thrown away by my mother this time? Seriously, I wonder if this "bad woman habit" can somehow ... I sometimes say I'm like a father, but it's definitely not like that)
"Gahahaha! But when I got home, the bath was just right, so I thought I'd go in, but maybe you were going to get in?"
"It's natural ... or why I thought the bath was just right."
`` No, my cute bride thought that I would come home soon and took care of me and took a bath-''
"Your cute bride can't return home for work until the date changes instead of someone."
"Ga-ha-ha-ha! This one was taken! It's tough!"
"Huh ..."
(Seriously my mother got married because of this?)
"Oh, what? My son, I'm not feeling well. How about talking to my reputable father in this neighborhood, saying" I don't have any trouble and I'm jealous. "
"I'm sarcastic enough to say ... I don't know how much I have to worry about the student presidential election, but it's useless to tell my father."
"Hmm? Student president election ... Oh, there was such a thing! Speaking of which, you're the same high school as your dad! No, I'm nostalgic! Actually, my father was a student president at that school when I was in high school, Gaha ha ha! "
"--What is it ?! Oh, you are the student council president.
(Toka, this is a student council president ... can I do that?)
"Seriously, almost! Don't give permission to set up the "Newspaper Club", "Super Yo-Yo Club", "Katan Club", or "Dark Magic Research Club" with prejudice!
There were many other things, but it was troublesome so I gave it all. Gahahaha! "
"No, it's no good ... I just listened lightly and I wasn't a happy student council president ...
(Well, the students at that time chose this one in the election ... wait, yes, my father is the worst person as a human being, but for some reason only "Human" is a cheat class. In contrast to this, there are only a lot of friends who say that they do not have a regular job, and women also like it, that is, my father is a “personal person” from the heart ... That is why the student president election at that time was also He should have gained support in “People's Choice” or the mysterious “Charisma”… so, if it sounds like the secret, wouldn't it be a hint to break the situation right now?
"What? If there is anything you want to ask, this dad will answer anything! It's so popular that he was a student council president! Now I'll make a free consultation fee of 500 yen for the goodness of my family! Ha ha ha! "
“…………”
(Was he going to get money from his real son ...?)
"Well, then ... is there a way for the unpopular to win the election?"
"Hmm? How is an unpopular guy winning the election? What's the story of horse racing? Stop horse racing! It is only bad when you throw in coins and you can lose, so the nature is bad ~ "
"You're saying an election! Why are you talking about gambling?"
(――Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I was so stupid that I talked to this guy, and I was stupid! In the first place, even if my father became a student council, it was decided by accident anyway!)
"Well, are you supposed to be afraid? If you're just shouting so much, you'll fix your eyes on your face like a mother?"
"Oyaji, I'll be killed if I tell my current dialogue mother ..."
(In addition, my mother's eyes are tough because of the father.)
"And the election is the same as gambling. Anyone who knows those tricks can win? Gahahaha!"
"... What? What?"
(Aren't elections and gambling very similar?)
"Dakarara" Gambling ", yes ... it's more like" roulette "!"
"No, no, where roulette is close to the election."
"Well, it's easy! For example, think of roulette as one election?
There are two candidates, "Red Trout" and "Black Trout", and they hold the majority of people's votes. So, if you turn the roulette wheel, the roulette ball almost falls to either “red” or “black”!
But do you know that roulette has another cell other than "red" and "black"? "
"Sure ..." 0 "is the green square?"
"Yes! Roulette actually has" 0 "squares in addition to" red "and" black "! However, among the squares from" 0 "to" 36 ", there is only one" 0 "square ... … Because the remaining squares from 1 to 36 are all red and black, few people bet on 0. Of course, the probability of winning is less than 3%. "
"... and what does that have to do with the election?"
"Well, don't be impatient. If you play roulette, which of these three bet," Red, "" Black, "and" 0 "?"
"It's either" red "or" black. "
"That's" election. "
"What ...?"
"In other words," probability "and" popularity "are the same! Betting on" black "because" probability "is high! Vote on" red "because" popularity "is high. Is “gambling.” Gahahaha!
It's enough to have 3% of those who bet on "" with low probability "". In other words, if there are a hundred people, a few people! And the rest vote for "red" and "black". "
"I see…………"
(I'm sorry that I'm surprised, but I can.)
"So, after all," 0 "can't beat" red "or" black "!"
Probability "D-Kara! You're rushing to a conclusion ... Why are some people still betting on '0'? So, why do you think you're going to bet on '?' With low '?' that is……"
(If you say why "0" beats "red" or "black"-)
"Because the odds are high?"
"Attack ~! In other words, the return is huge, so 3% of them bet on" 0 "! In roulette, even if you bet on" red "or" black ", the return is only" 2 times "and" 0 " Is "36 times" if it wins! Someone who bets on "0" because this is attractive, so don't you think the election is the same? "
"... I mean?"
Probability "The more people think that the return when" 0 "wins is attractive, the more humans take" "than" "... so if you raise your odds even if it's not popular Good! If it's 36x and it's no good, then it's 100x!
Return (in other words, the father won the election by appealing when he was elected)
"By the way ... what kind of promise did he have?"
"Oh ... I remember saying something appropriate in my time, but I forgot. Gahahaha!
Speaking of which, my junior, "Hitoo Kanuyama," had a big problem with his promise that he couldn't do by imitating me! Well nostalgic. Gahahaha! "
“…………”
(I can't tell ... I heard this guy was an idiot)
【Next time preview】
"Thank you all for your support!
Well, the next "Why"? "
"Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
all! I kept you waiting! The next "why" is a troubled Ando! Consultation! Call me! With Zubi! A quick solution! I feel like that! "
Next time, somehow "hero" Thank you!
"Everybody ah ah ah! Thank you for your support! Ah ah ah ah!"
* There is a possibility that Yamada of the next notice will disappear.