Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break?

Sloppy ...

Hisohiso ...

"... OK, no one is aware?"

(Recently, there are rumors among students that there is a secret organization at this school. The name is "Kyodan O."

According to rumors, it seems to be a mysterious organization that is operating without the approval of the student council. I never admit such a suspicious gathering of non-authorization activities! This Ishida reveals the mysterious organization over the student council and vice chairman's office! )

"But the question is where the organization is working ..."

(Actually, I wanted to investigate this mysterious organization as a student council, but the student council has just finished taking over the activities from next week ... but this much research! I can do it alone!)

"For the time being, Fujibayashi made a list of suspicious places, but apparently the music room was missing-?"

(What? The door of the music room is closed properly, but a faint light leaked from the second music room in the back-no doubt, the rumored "Kyodan O" !?)

Sloppy ...

"Okay, you can look inside through the gap in the door ..."

(Who's in it?)

Second Music Room

"Everyone! Today was a great gathering during the release date of J-AMP." ← Suspicious Bald

"" Way! "" ← Suspicious boys

"Um, everyone's fine and good .... I'd like to start our regular religion O meeting now."

"" Way! "" ← Suspicious boys

“…………”

(No doubt! They're a mysterious organization, "Kyodan O"! But what ... the suspicious boys in this classroom? I guess it doesn't work ... But if you just look at the faces, there are about 30 boys from the first year to the third year? It's a group ...)

"So let's get started ... The title of the first meeting is" Which is the strongest or lower breast? "

““ Way-ey! ”” ← stupid boys

"Seven………"

(Why ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !?)

"This agenda is as difficult as" Bamboo shoots "and" Mushrooms "in our religion O, but by all means, I would like everyone to hit on the hot" Boobs love "on this occasion and talk as much as I want! Is the strongest! "

"This playful fun game! The bottom milk is the strongest!"

"You're stupid !? Side? Below? The expert chooses a valley!"

"Shut up, Mita! The bald breasts are the strongest as the moderator says!"

"Hey! Call me "Mr. Y!"

"What is this ..."

(Well, no way ... What is the secret organization that was rumored even in the student council, cult O ……)

"Then, the next agenda is," How can I glance at my breasts without the girls noticing? "

"That's why sunglasses are the strongest!"

"Shut up and be stupid! It would be unnatural to wear sunglasses alone in the classroom!"

"Way!"

"How about looking pretended to fall asleep ...?"

"You're going to be crazy, but you're always pretending that you've fallen asleep and staring at the girls' breasts?"

"Mammamia!"

“…………”

(Maybe with cult O ……)

"Um, the last agenda is 'Zubari! How many cups are the strongest boobs?'"

"[D]! [D]! [D]! [D]! [D]! [D]! [D]! [D]!"

"Fool! Look at the reality! The strongest is" C "for real!"

"You see the reality! After all, there is nothing more than manga and anime in the world of manga and anime! There are 0 or 1 breasts after all. "A", which exists in anime, manga, and real life, is the strongest! "

"Tee, are you bloody? Why are you leaning toward" no "or" no "? If you're a man, no, you're a man, and pursuing a dream is" F "!

"" Look at the reality! But there is a sense! ""

“…………”

(Kyo sect O's ... What's "O"-"O" in "Boobs" ?!)

"Well, I can't understand how many people are here. Once here, let's recall the teachings of cult O, let's calm down ... members!

One! "

"" "YES boobs NO touch!" "

"two!"

"" I love boobs! Don't talk about boobs with content that suggests names or individuals! "

"three!"

"" We are gentlemen! Gentlemen are good friends! Gentlemen are not guilty! Don't fight! "

“…………”

(Don't do it! It's an organization you don't need .... I'll crush it even soon! And the strongest is "D"!)

"Let's finally hear our guru's words and finish today's rally ...

O Please, our guru-"Master" is here! "

““ Way-ey! ”” ← stupid boys

"Hideomo ... guru" ← Ando-kun wearing a mask

(Huh, Asakura is waiting, and I want to come home early and read Ranobe at home ... why, why am I a guru from a group I don't know? Did you search for an empty classroom before trying to eat rice, and happened to meet these guys?

So, if you give me a little bit of an opinion ... when you noticed it was being held up by a guru ... Yeah, it still doesn't make sense! )

“…………”

(Ando O Oooo Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo! Differents, you student council president what a fool I'm doing § ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! What in a place like this is, by the guru of the organization of non-approval I'm here! This stupid person, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

"Now, Guru ... Please give Guru's answer on today's agenda!"

"Um ..."

(It's troublesome ... just say what you want to say and go back to Mr. Asakura)

"This is the teaching of the Guru! Listen to everyone!"

““ Way-ey! ”” ← stupid boys

Agenda 1 “Which is the strongest, lower milk or horizontal milk? 』

Guru's words

"Invisible" boobs "than visible" boobs ""

"" "Poooo ...!" "← Believing boys

“…… !?” ← Ishida peeking

Agenda D: "How can I see the breasts without the girls noticing? 』

Guru's words

Boobs: "I see" "not seeing" "... I see" "as a whole body, instead of being deprived of my vision only by my chest!"

"" "Poooo ...!" "← Believing boys

“…… !?” ← Ishida peeking

Agenda item 3 What cup is the strongest boobs? 』

Guru's words

"Big" boobs "Small" boobs "...

You just have to love the breasts you think of best. "

「「 ―――――――― ！！ 」」 」Pishan! ← Sounds of believers being struck by lightning

「―――――――― っ！」 Pishan! ← The sound of Ishida peeping into the thunder

O On this day, a new believer was born in the cult.

"What about Ishida-kun, the mysterious unlicensed organization?"

"Fujibayashi, that was just a hoax."

【Next time preview】

"Thank you all for your support!

Well, the next "Why"? "

Next time, why "role" thank you!

"Now, we're going to start the usual 'Petalin Janken'! Have you decided what to do? Of course I've decided.

Petapeta / Petalin ♪ Jan / Ken / Pon ♪ "

[Goo]

　　　　　　　　

"How are you winning? Huh ♪"