Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break?

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"Yosh! At last, the school is over! Hey! Yoshida Yoshida Yoshida Pia! Go go! Go go! Go! Go! Sawatari is going to be with you!

"Way!"

"Uruse ... hey, Yamada! Can't you lower the volume of your voice a little more? It's not a broken record at all ..."

"Gahaha! Hey, Yoshida? I can't divide this record!

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! "

"Weeeeeeeeee!"

"Oh oh, oh, oh, oh! I got it, I got it! I got it, shut you up!

"Way-ey!"

After enough

“Higu …… where ……”

(Somehow, a little girl who looks like a lost child in front of the gamer is wandering with a look that is about to cry ... I'm in ......)

"Hey, Yamada. What do you do?"

(Even if you call out to Heta, we can be mistaken for a suspicious person-)

"Hey, hey! The little girl there! What are you crying !? Smiles when you're in pain! Greetings first and cheerfully! Yahoooooooooo!"

"Way!"

"Wow! Who are you ...? Who are you?"

(-What are you talking to ?!)

"I'm! My name is-yes! I'm me I'm me I'm me I'm me I'm me I'm daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Pugya ...?!?"

(What ... these guys ... ?? "Who?"

"Um, um ... what's the name?"

"Oh, that's right! I'm Yamada! And here!"

"Way!"

"In my friend Sawatari, Yoshida, who is pretending to be there, is bald!"

“…………”

(I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, so I tried to pretend to be another person ... That idiot, I've been introduced to me.

"nice to meet you!"

"Way!"

"Well, ..."

Twitching! ← Security buzzer sound

(Look! Don't say this !?)

"Hey ... you're a little calm down, isn't this child surprised? Sorry. I'm not a suspicious person, can you stop the security buzzer?"

"Gahahaha! Yoshida, what are you saying? You're bald because you're saying that!"

"I'm sorry! Bald doesn't matter !?

"What are you saying! It's bald no matter how you look!

"Way!"

"Fuhe .... Hey people!" ← Security buzzer sound

"Well, why not stop the security buzzer without laughing?

"Woooooooo! It's so loud! It's so loud! It's so loud! Yoshasha! I can't lose! Oh oh oh oh oh!"

"Way Ay!"

"Urasee! The two stupid people do not exceed the sound of the security buzzer with their own voice!"

Twitching! ← Security buzzer sound

"And the young lady wasn't lost, but she was looking for a lost one ...?"

"Uh, yeah ... I guess ... I was looking for me when Tan was gone ..."

"Who is Me-tan? What does it mean that a lost child is looking for a lost child?"

"Fool! So this child isn't lost! And you just heard that Me-tan is the cat she owns?"

"Oh, that's right!"

"Um ... are you stupid? Are you bald?"

"Oh, yeah-what's the 'bald brother' !?"

"Gyuhaha! Yoshida! You're a bald one!"

"Is this an idiot?"

"Gahahaha! Yamada, you're a stupid girl! Isn't that your perfect name?"

"Way!"

"This one was noisy."

"Way !?"

"Um, um ... bald, stupid and noisy guys, please help me find Me Tan!"

"Is it a rainy day !?"

"Way!"

"Um ... no, no?"

"No, don't say ..."

(If you think it's just a lost child, maybe it's time to look for a cat.

"Um, um ... oh, please ..."

Twitching! ← Security buzzer sound

“Teme, this kid !?

Don't ring! That's not "please" but "threatening"! ? "

"Huh, huh ..."

"Ah ah ah! Yoshida cried a little girl! I can't do it!"

"Way!"

"No, because ... this is-- ah ah, already! I understand! I understand! I should help you find it!"

"Hey ... Thank you, ♪"

(That's why I ended up searching for a young girl's lost cat ...)

"I'm sorry.

"Are you an idiot? Are you scared or crazy looking at this ...?"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

"Sorry, I'm sorry! Ora, Yamada is running away quickly!"

"U, way !?"

"Yoshida, look! You can see a white shadow on the other side of the car!

"It's just white vinyl, stupid girl ...?"

"Hey, stupid! Yamada, the signal is still red!"

"Way !?"

"Dow wow ah ah ah ah !?"

Kiki! ← Sound of sudden braking

"Hey! Yoshida! Maybe you don't drown in the river !?"

"Hey, Yamada ... falling so much off the bridge--"

"Eh! Yoshida! What?-Oh, oh, oh, oh !?"

"Are you stupid?"

"Way!"

Doborn! ← Sound of Yamada falling into the river

"Hah ... huh ... utterly stupid Yamada! Don't fall from the side you said!"

"Gahaha ha! Yoshida! Thank you for pulling me out! Thank you!

"Well, I have to dive so large in the river ..."

"Way?"

"Well, good! Anyway, it was only about 500 yen in my wallet. Gahaha!"

"Way!"

"Um, um ... I'm sorry, I'm sorry ..."

"Hmm? Why did the little girl apologize to me?

"Well ... because we asked you to find me, so you fell on the river ..."

"Hmm? Hmm? Why is it relevant that I fell into the river and looking for Me-tan? It doesn't matter what, what do you mean?

Yup! You don't have to worry about the little girl because you don't understand! "

"Oh, I was ..."

(It's like a real "Oni-tan" ...)

"Um, um--Oh, thank you. You were stupid ..."

"Blurper" ~ ← cute cats cry

"Oh! Me-tan !?"

"Oh! Little girl! Is this guy a me ?! I'm glad I found it!"

"Way!"

"No, me-tan's voice is too slow ..."

"Thank you for looking for me, Tan! Um, um ... bye bye!"

"Bulller ~"

"Oh! Take care, go home!"

"Way!"

"Don't let it escape anymore!"

(Well, have you finally returned ...?)

"I didn't have any club activities at all, so I decided to play, but I was helped to find a little girl's cat, and it was a terrible day."

"What? Yoshida, what are you talking about? Wasn't this a wonderful day today?"

"... Huh? Yamada, are you really saying that ... ?? You're shouting, you're about to be hit by a car, you've fallen into a river and lost your wallet. …… ”

"Way?"

(So why can you say that this stupid is a "good day"?)

"Ahahaha! That's what happened! But I found a cat, so it's a good day!"

(…………?)

"No, the misfortune that came down to you that the cat was found can not be offset? Rather, even if there is one" good event ", there are more" unhappiness "that came down to you and it is minus"

"Hmm ?? What is Yoshida saying? Why is there a lot of" unhappiness "and no" good thing "disappears? No matter what" unhappiness "happens, the fact that a" messy and good event "occurs does not disappear So, as a result, today is a "good day"! "

"Huh !? No, wait a minute!

"Way!"

"Oh! Does Sawatari think so too?"

"Way!"

"This, these guys ... don't listen to me at all ..."

(But ... it's probably an ant to think so unexpectedly)

"Yes! Hey, Yamada! Sawatari! I'm going to eat ramen now!"

"Woooooo! Ramen! Let's go, let's go! When I heard about ramen, I came to the stomach. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

"Way Aye!"

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"-What is it ... I happened just before. Ando."

"I see ... Yoshida, is that what you are doing now?"

"Ahh……"

"Now, oh, oh! Oh, little girl! I'm back now!

"Oh, you're an idiot! It's not a" little girl "? We're the" wife "role of the princess! So the hero of the" husband "is" hey, you! I have to return! "

"Hey, we've made a mistake! But it's okay! I've learned this time! Yeah! This time I'm going to go out with my little girl's house!"

“…………”

(From a nearby elementary school, "I have a boy high school student who plays with elementary school girls at my school recently, are you sure?" Yamada ?!)

"In other words, did the young girl who saved her accidentally missed Yamada ... Yeah, that's the case."

"... Is that the case? Well, I'll get a phone call from the worried elementary school."

(But, I don't mean to protect Yamada, but that girl also comes to see Yamada every day. I can't avoid it because he comes from there ... Because Yamada is an idiot, she plays normally ... …)

"Now, when school is over, I have to go to the park with a dash ... Yamada, that little girl is angry with me?"

"I don't think I'm losing to a young girl in power ..."

(Well, if you are in elementary school, don't worry, "Mental age is the same year, so don't worry ...")

"Ooooo! Little girl, oh oh oh! This Yamada is back, oh oh oh!"

"I'm sorry, I've been to a stupid girl ... Well, no. Hi-high, you're welcome! Let's have rice or bread? Or ... Oka-shi."

“…………”

“…………”

((Is it a case? ...?)

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