Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break?

"So ... Is it a self-promotion? Why do I have to do that? Because, if you don't tell me my charm, you will be able to tell it enough. Oh, or ... I wonder if there's only incompetence here that wouldn't even notice this charm without telling me in words?

But unfortunately I can't tell everyone about my charm. Why can't human I speak the language of pigs? …… Kuhfu ♪

"" "What ... what is this girl? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

“…………”

(Hey, chairman ... isn't this too poisonous?

Well, but ... if you can't do it with a voice, then another person should talk.

Miscon participants wear pin microphones so that all audience members can hear the voice. I handed the pin mic to the chair. In other words, it's not me who is making an appeal at this venue that is more than a super-destructive tongue self-appeal, but the chairman who is waiting behind the venue!

In order to disguise the appearance, I dress her as a transvestite.

Name it "Mysterious Pretty Girl A Two Tripods"! When I first heard about this strategy from Anegasaki Sister, she said, "Are you stupid? I thought ... but it seems to be working somehow ...)

At that time, the waiting room behind the stage

☆ "Chairman Senpai, it feels good! Please curse me at that condition." "Hey, is this really okay ...?

"Chairman! Can't believe what my cute little sister says !?

That's what your cute little sister says, so you just need to keep talking with your tongue character! "

"Sister is really noisy?"

"Oh my sister !? I'm thinking for you!"

"No, that's why it's bad ..."

"Shun ..."

"I saw this flow with some brother and sister ..."

☆ "Well, I understand the anxiety of Chairman Senpai, but this is OK."

(Because it wouldn't be possible to win the Miscon if you did it normally. Winning is too severe.

That's why it's a "tongue character" ♪ Yes, I am aiming for impact!

To create a “character” with a high impact that will make them forget the two who have already been picked up as “winners” at school! )

☆ "That's why I'd like to ask Chairman Senpai." "I don't know what that is ... but well, let's leave it abusive?

…… Kuhfu ♪ ”

☆ (The rest is ...)

"Hey! Yoshida! What's that woman! Isn't she too cute because she's so cute and big ?!"

"Way!"

"Yamada! Sawatari! Are you stupid? No, you're stupid! Okay? Look at that girl!"

"Which one?"

"Way?"

“…………”

"How about? I'm trembling ...? That is, all of her words are just strength!"

"" "Eh, strength ...?" "← Students at the venue

"Hey! Yoshida! What is strength ?! I'm an idiot and I don't know!"

"Way?"

"I don't know how to do that. I'll explain it to the stupid guys in an easy-to-understand way.

Actually, she's nervous and she's trembling now Do you think such a child keeps poisoning triumphantly on such a big stage? "

"But we're actually cursing us like pigs and livestock!"

"Way!"

"""It seems so!"""

"It's an idiot ... I'm saying it's strength. Think about that child and think about it ... I can't stop being nervous suddenly when I'm standing in such a venue? I'm poisoning desperately to deceive my trembling self!

You don't know that! ? "

"Do you deceive yourself?"

"Way?"

"" "Well, I see ..."

"Now, look at him again and listen to her voice ... I'm sure you can hear it! That child's ... true voice of heart!"

"Hey, you're talking, so I'm bothering you? What if I say something? Do you think even pigs say bubbling?

Kuhfu …… ♪]

(Wow, I don't know what to talk about at all! Uuuuuuuuu!

――Well, yeah, yeah! ? Anyway, if you try to talk, you'll only get poisonous words. And, but ... unless you're too nervous and you're not as strong as this ... you can only speak decently.

Mi, everyone ...! I'm sorry to say pigs! ) ← It is a hallucination

"... what? Did you hear that?"

"" I feel like I heard something! ""

"Well, Sawatari? Did you hear what Yoshida says?"

"Way?"

"Oh, oh, aren't the pigs still not hearing my voice? Then, can I hear buzzing sounds loud? …… Kuhfu ♪

"Well, Yoshida! What's that?"

"Way?"

"I see, that's ...

"Wow! I'm really sorry to say the terrible thing. If I forgive me, I'd be glad if you could forgive me and buzz! 』

――What a feeling! "

"" "We'll be singing over and over again! Boo! Boo!"

“…………”

(Well, why are you so happy?

【Next time preview】

"Thank you all for your support.

The first update of Reiwa is the protagonist's transvestite. And the absence of the main heroine ... what was this genre?

Well, the next "Why"? "

Next “Second Examination” Thank you!

"Then, I'm going to start the usual 'Petalin Janken'. Have you decided on the way to go? Of course I'm deciding.

Petapeta / Petalin ♪ Jan / Ken / Pon ♪ "

Is it a choki?

Maybe par?

Isn't it goo?

Or par ...

This time I might release "Goo" ...?

[Goo! ]

"Kuhfu ... Everyone's comments, rating, I'm waiting ♪"