Wife in the previous life came to the door

"I'm pooh!" Yang Miaozhen raised his small fist: "Just talk nonsense again, I'll beat you down."

"But you can't beat me!" Li Hui smiled: "Have you forgotten the horror of being dominated by our Fang Tian's halberd?"

Yang Miaozhen: "..."

"Husband Qiang [BEEP] Wife doesn't know if I'm breaking the law?" Li Hui thought seriously: "I have to check the relevant laws and regulations. If I don't break the law, hehehe, I won't be polite."

Yang Miaozhen: "..."

Take a look, when it comes to Fang Tian painting a ji, you woman is scared, right?Li Hui smiled in his heart: Fierce me?Why don't you mean me?

At this moment, the two suddenly heard a little thug from the Dongyang Gang shouting not far away: "Wow, I found them. Hiding in this bunch of balloons, Boss Xia, come here..."

The two were shocked at the same time, knowing that they couldn't hide in the balloon.

Li Hui held Yang Miaozhen in his left hand and jumped up. Twenty or thirty balloons were smashed into all directions by him. The telescopic stick in his right hand turned into a spear, and he clicked on the little thug's chest with a scream. Falling far away, but at the same time, the gunpowder gun in Xia Quan's hand was already pointing.

"bump!"

A large swath of small steel balls hit, Li Hui jumped to the side embarrassedly, and there was a sound of "bumping" behind us. It turned out that a lot of balloons were violently beaten by the small steel balls and it was very lively.One balloon explodes and pushes other balloons away, and the sky is full of balloons.

Li Hui took advantage of these balloons to obscure Xia Quan's vision, and then got into the screen behind the booth. Using the messy props in the science and technology museum, he crawled into the back of another booth.

Xia Quan laughed loudly in the Science and Technology Museum and said: "Hide, I see how long you have been hiding, you eat jujube pills like this! Yang Miaozhen, your face is like a peach blossom, but your heart is like a snake and scorpion. The old Laozi helped you repel Liu Yu , Anyway, you can be regarded as half a life-saver, you are not willing to agree with your body, do you dislike Lao Tzu for being ugly? Lao Tzu hates you women who judge others by their appearance."

Li Hui stretched his head out from behind the booth and laughed: "Cut! It's not about judging people by appearance. My wife has face blindness. Where can I tell whether you are ugly or not? It is clearly recorded in history that you are arrogant and plundered. Wife looks down on your character. If you acted kindly and justly, just like Ultraman, even if you look like an ape, you have a chance. My wife thought I was dead. , Maybe you can really remarry you. As a result, if you don’t live up to your temper, what can you say? If you listen to my advice, don’t take things in your previous life to your heart. You can die with peace of mind and return your body to you in this life. Change evil and become a good person, even if you look a little bit ugly, as long as you have a kind heart, you can finally get out of the ranks of single dogs."

"Fuck!" Xia Quan furiously said: "Li Quan, you bastard, you're going to have to seduce you if you marry Meijiao's wife, right? Look down on single dogs, don't you? I fought with you."

"Bump!" The gunpowder gun rang again, and Li Hui took a shot in the booth where he was hiding, making a dense hole, but Li Hui had already rushed into the next booth with Yang Miaozhen.

Xia Quan yelled: "Li Quan, wait for Lao Tzu to blast you into a hornet's nest with a gunpowder gun, and then slowly enjoy your wife's body next to your corpse, and see what else you have to say at that time."

"Fuck me, is this too much?" Li Hui had a game mentality just now, and he was still kindly persuading Xia Quan to resolve the hatred in his previous life, but he was really angry when he heard this sentence: "You said this. , Is the rhythm of death. I kindly advise you, if you don’t, you will die, and you will die if you die."

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PS: I advise book friends, don't make a death reminder!Otherwise, your book currency will be consumed very quickly.If you don't die, you won't die, and I advise you to remember.

The first and fifth chapters have a higher goal

Come on, hurt each other!I add more, add more, and I will ask if your books can hold up!

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Since ancient times, villains have liked to die.

why?

Li Hui doesn't know!

He just knew that if he became a villain in a certain story, he would definitely die decisively.

As a man, as a man with ideals, dreams, and delusions, if you cross into a martial arts world and become a martial arts master, would you not be a thief worthy of your own martial arts and the beautiful women in martial arts?

If you travel to a certain historical dynasty and become a prince, don’t you forcibly snatch a few women who are worthy of the prince status you finally got?

If you travel to a certain alien world and become Long Aotian, would you be worthy of your own big cock if you don't shake your body and conquer tens of thousands of beauties?

but……

It's okay to be a bad person by yourself, but it's very upsetting for others to be bad people. For example, Li Hui is very upset now.

"MDZZ, if you say this, you are dead." Li Hui yelled at the outside.

The answer to him was a "touch", and the small steel ball shot from the powder gun sprayed the booth's face again.

"It's great to have a gun? I will kill you right away." After Li Hui finished roaring, he hugged Yang Miaozhen and went to another booth.

Yang Miaozhen looked helpless: "Hey, it's amazing to have a gun. What can you do to kill him? Don't tell me, you will hide from bullets like the protagonist of The Matrix."

"I don't know that." Li Hui hummed, "But, look carefully at the introduction on the mobile phone. Li Quan, Jin Dynasty, Han nationality, leader of the Jinmo local armed group, bowed horses flexibly, and used iron guns. "

"What's wrong with this introduction?" Yang Miaozhen said: "Isn't it a very common way to introduce ancient generals?"

"Hey, grab the key point and look at the'bow and horse's flexibility' here." Li Quandao: "Your husband, I am good at using bows and arrows. Long-range attacks are great? I find a bow and kill him in minutes."

"In modern society, where do you go to find a bow?" Yang Miaozhen said weakly, "Can't you use the wisdom of modern people to solve problems?"

Hahaha, the little peas with patterns!You didn't even complain about the term "your husband and me". Could it be that you have accepted the reality?Well, when your leg hurts, I will truly be your husband.

Li Hui suddenly showed a calm expression on his face, as solemn and solemn as an expert in the world, and sneered: "Okay, let's take a look at my husband and my modern wisdom." He pointed the two fingers together. Pointing the shape of the sword to the center of my eyebrows, he said quickly in his mouth: "Heaven Lingling, Earth Lingling, Aliluya, Amituo Buddha, Immortal Buddha, in the name of the spirit of the wind, bow and arrow summon magic , Come out! My treasure!"

"Hey, is there something wrong with your summoning lines?" Yang Miaozhen furiously said: "What kind of chaos is this..."

Yang Miaozhen hadn't finished talking about it, she saw Li Hui put his hand behind her back, and then took it out, miraculously appeared a golden longbow, a bag of golden feather arrows.

"Huh?" Yang Miaozhen was taken aback: "Isn't it, can you really summon a bow and arrow with that kind of messy spell? And it's still a golden bow and arrow, which looks very awesome. This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible."

"Of course it's impossible." Li Hui smiled and patted her head: "You are not all stupid! In fact, we are now hiding in this booth, which is the booth of Penguin Company. During the day, they made a "Glory of the King" here. One of them cosplayed Hou Yi. I remember that their costumes and props were hidden in the pile of debris behind the booth. I just ran away holding you all the way just to come here to get this prop bow."

Yang Miaozhen suddenly became dumb. He didn't expect this man to escape into the science and technology exhibition hall and rush to and fro after a bunch of booths. In fact, it was purposeful, not desperate, but thinking about how to deal with Xia Quan from the beginning. Gunpowder gun in hand.

Suddenly, Yang Miaozhen found a delicate heart hidden beneath the unreliable appearance of the man in front of him.

"Okay, let you see now, your husband and my horse are not a joke. Although this arrow does not have an arrow, it is only a prop, but as long as I hit his wrist, it can also shake his gunpowder gun. As long as the gun falls for 30 seconds, I can clean him up with the pear spear method." Li Hui put Yang Miaozhen down from his arms and hid behind the booth, with his left hand bow and right hand an arrow, and reached the edge of the booth.

Xia Quanzheng's eyes widened and looked for them everywhere. Suddenly he felt a figure of a person in the distance more than ten meters away. Li Hui jumped out from behind the booth and shouted: "Eat me with an arrow..."

His movements are very beautiful and elegant!The bowstring rang, golden light shone, and a golden long arrow burst out from the longbow, across the sky, sweeping a golden light.

Xia Quan was taken aback, but it was too late to dodge, so she watched the arrow shoot at her, and then...

With a "swish", the golden feathered arrow drew half a meter away from his side, not knowing where he flew.

Xia Quan stood still on the spot, laughing, "Oh, I was scared, but I just shot it crookedly!"

Li Hui was also stunned: "Huh? You shot it crookedly?"

Yang Miaozhen laughed "poof": "Hey, why didn't you hit? You just pretended to be so hard, and the golden bow and golden arrows were so handsome. In the end, you want me to see how crooked your arrows are?"

Li Hui sweated profusely: "Hey, didn't the history books say that Li Quan was agile?"

"Hahaha!" Xia Quan let out a triumphant laugh: "Li Quan, why did you suddenly pick up your bow and arrow? So you believe in the history books? Hahahaha...hahaha... I laughed at Grandpa. Don’t you know that history books often write randomly and use the spring and autumn style of writing? No matter who you are, everyone will give you a straightforward sentence. No matter who you are, you will write a good gift, hahaha, all fucking fucking. You don't know how to use bows and arrows at all."

"Nani?" Li Hui was shocked: "Why didn't you say it earlier."

"I'll say it sooner if I'm sick." Xia Quan raised the gunpowder gun.