Wife in the previous life came to the door

Soon, a large group of people rushed out of the small alley in front of them. These people were wearing big backs or rocket heads that were very exaggerated and ugly. It was not a good way to see them. They were divided into two sides, using swords and sticks. The sticks fight each other, the blood rages everywhere, the scene is chaotic, the typical Japanese gangster street fight.

"I wipe it!" Li Hui sighed up to the sky, "Look, this is the disadvantage of no urban management. The underworld fights in the street and no one is in charge."

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PS: The revolution has not yet succeeded. Voting still needs to work hard. Continue to ask for monthly tickets, blades, and recommended votes.

Chapter 36: Ya Mie Dad

19 o'clock in the evening, today's twelfth update

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Japanese underworld fights in the street!

Zheng Dan was taken aback. She wasn't very courageous. Although she had followed Fan Li to the North for many years, she was still very afraid of gang fights and fights, especially the cruelty and ruthlessness of gangsters. After that, she feared the dark world even more.

However, Li Hui and Hualan lacked a sense of tension. The two of them used to fight Rouran bloody battles in the Northern Wei Dynasty. They also rushed into the Northern Wei Dynasty Palace and faced thousands of troops. Now dozens of gangsters are fighting. What happened?No problem, drizzle.

The gang was fighting not far in front of him, and Li Hui actually commented in a leisurely manner: "Wow, this knife was cut so badly, but unfortunately it was blocked by a baseball stick."

Hualan also helped her voice beside her: "This stick hit, wow, it hurts."

Li Hui smiled and said, "Look, the one with the long stick over there, he is not fighting alone..."

Seeing that these two couples are not reliable, Zheng Dan couldn't help but sweat profusely, and was a little afraid to shrink behind Li Hui: "Hey, Mr. Li, at this time we should turn around and run instead of standing on the side of the road to watch the show, right? "

Li Hui smiled and said, "Don’t be afraid. I watched the cartoon and said that Japanese gangsters are still very disciplined and generally do not involve ordinary people. You see, the stalls where they fight are getting bigger and bigger, but they never hit. We are here, which shows that they are still chivalrous."

The three of Li Hui stood in front of the bulletin board on the side of the road. There was a "dog hunting enlightenment" posted on the back of their heads, and the street in front of them had been filled with fighting gangsters. Looking ahead, the whole street They all became battlefields, and there was blood and blood everywhere, but the three of them were completely fine when standing on this small piece. Zheng Dan relaxed a little in his heart, but was still very nervous. A pair of small hands held Li Hui's tightly. clothes.

As the two gangsters fought, they bumped into them. Zheng Dan was a little frightened, and hurriedly shouted in Japanese: "Don't fight here!"

The two gangsters gave her a fierce look, and shouted: "Woman, get away, don't get in the way here!"

"Wow, what are they talking about? It looks so fierce." Li Hui said strangely.

Zheng Dan whispered: "They told us to go quickly, don't stop them from fighting here."

"MDZZ, the whole street is full of their people fighting. We are now caught in the ocean of the People's War. We can't walk if we want to." Li Hui said, "It's really capricious to tell us to go under this situation. They should go. You translate my words to them!"

Zheng Dan Khan: How can such words be translated?When the translation goes out, people don't need to fight each other, but they both come to beat you together.

In short, low-key, low-key is king...

"What kind of help are these? What are you doing?" Li Hui asked in a low voice: "You should be able to hear some of their swearing and beating."

Zheng Dan nodded: "Yes, they are fighting and scolding, as if they are arguing about the family head... I'll translate for you."

She pointed at a small bastard who was playing and shouting: "That guy is saying that only the young master is qualified to inherit the organization. The young lady is a woman, and she cannot frighten all the subordinates and cannot give the organization to the young lady."

Then she pointed to another middle-aged human who seemed to be hurt: "The guy is saying that the young master is a mediocre. If the organization is handed over to the young master to eat jujube pills, only the young lady can lead everyone on the road to prosperity. ."

She pointed back to the previous gangster again: "That guy said, no matter how talented, she is only a woman, and a woman is not good."

Li Hui said in an unpleasant manner: "MD, it turns out that it is this kind of ass. It has been performed a hundred million times. It can't be something new? For example, the young lady is pregnant with the young master's son, but the young master and the young lady's mother also have a leg. More suitable for the main style of Japanese action romance films..."

Zheng Dan and Hua Lan Qiqi gave him a beautiful white eye.

At this moment, Li Hui's mobile phone rang suddenly, and when he turned on the screen, it was actually Yang Miaozhen calling.Quite surprised, why did Yang Miaozhen call at this time?Li Hui clicked on a question mark on his face, and then Meng Jiangnu's voice rang on the other side of the phone: "Msang Gong, have you arrived in Tokyo, Japan safely?"

"It turns out to be a good wife!" Li Hui said with a smile: "It's nice to have a good wife at home. Not long after I took a plane and landed, someone came to ask about safety. I felt very warm for my husband. Don't worry about my wife. I have arrived safely in Tokyo, Japan, waiting to enjoy the beauty before sunrise..."

"My husband, although you showed me a lot of romance movies, it seems that Japanese society is not very messy now, but I am still worried that there are many gangs over there, gangs are legalized, and gangs have penetrated into schools. I thought about it. I didn’t fall asleep all night, always worrying about whether you would be killed by the gang and buried the body in the city wall..."

"Haha, it turned out to be this." Li Hui smiled and said, "Don't worry, there are no gangsters here at all, there is no gangster!" When these words were said, a baseball stick flew in front of Li Hui and hit the distance. A bastard at the place, that person fell to the ground with a scream.

Meng Jiangnv said pitifully: "Sister Yang taught me that my mobile phone can make video calls, and I can see things thousands of miles away through my mobile phone. You turn on the video call and let me see if the environment you are in is safe, okay? Otherwise, I'm so worried that I can't sleep and eat."

This is a reasonable request. The wife is worried about her husband who is thousands of miles away. It is reasonable to make such a request. But Li Hui looked at the Japanese gangsters in front of him, and suddenly the whole person was bad, mom. Egg, this phone call does not come early or late. It happens to be here at this time, which is a bit unreasonable. How can I take a "safe" street scene now?

"Msang Gong, why are you stunned? Hurry up and start the video." Meng Jiangnu said.

"Uh, good wife, don’t worry, where is the button for the video call for my husband? Oh, high-tech products are too difficult to use. After searching for my husband for a long time, I can’t find the video call. Five minutes for your husband, oh, no, you can find it in three minutes..." Li Hui blocked the phone’s microphone with his finger, then pulled his throat and shouted at the guys who were playing in the street. Said: "MDZZ, stop and fuck off, don't ruin the street scene here!"

After he finished roaring, he thought: Huh?No, these guys are all Japanese. I should tell them to stop in Japanese, but what does the Japanese stop say?Oh, right!It seems to say so...

Li Hui took a deep breath, then shouted with the greatest strength: "Ya kills father!"

There was a loud "Ya Mie Da", which shocked Baili. The gangsters fighting all over the street stiffened at the same time, as if they had been clicked on the acupuncture points, they were unable to move. At the same time, they put down their weapons and looked at them with neurotic eyes ...

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PS: There are still two hours until 9 o'clock in the evening. Persevere... Finally, I will insist on two more changes. I... I will work harder... I can't hold it anymore.

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Chapter Three Six Seven

At 20 o'clock in the evening, the thirteenth.

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Although the language is impassable, the expressions in human eyes are interlinked.For example... the look in the eyes of neurosis, the look in the eyes of Erbi, the look in the eyes of stupid cross, the look in mentally retarded eyes, etc...

Although the gangsters are divided into two sides and fight each other, although there are differences between tall, short, fat, thin, old and weak men and women, they look at Li Hui at this time with exactly the same eyes!

It's really not to blame them. On the street early in the morning, a man opened his throat and shouted "Father Yamie". If you change it, you have to cast the same look.

Hualan was so embarrassed that she almost burrowed into the ground, my God!Can I stand up now and explain that I don't even know this man?

Zheng Dan also took two steps back in horror. She was hiding behind Li Hui and pulling his clothes. She looked like a little bird and behaved like Li Hui’s little third, but now she let go of her hand. Zhang wanted to draw a clear line from Li Hui.

Li Hui himself didn't think there was a problem, so he hummed, "Well, it seems that everyone understands what I said, and immediately stopped the fight. My Japanese level is really shocking."

"There are shocks and horrors, and there are also some opponents who stopped, but there is always something wrong with the reason for stopping." Hualan screamed "Ah", "I always think they stopped for the wrong reason, it's not you As expected!"

Zheng Dan cried and said with a sad face: "Mr. Li, the Japanese word for'stop' should be'Ya Mie Luo', not'Ya Mie Da', although only one word is missing, but... but this... this is a bit... "

Li Hui was exposed to mistakes, but he didn't blush at all, and said triumphantly: "The role of language is to convey one's own thoughts and achieve one's own goals. Now that the other party has stopped, he has achieved my goal and proved that I have given full play. I'm absolutely right to understand the role of language!"

Hualan: "..."

Zheng Dan: "..."