Wife in the previous life came to the door

"Hey? Isn't it the same thing? Why do you look down on me?" Li Hui said solemnly: "What are the essential differences between the three sentences I just said and the three sentences in your poems?"

Li Qingzhu covered her chest with her hand, feeling that the heart muscle was almost infarcted, and finally said with difficulty: "Forget it, I won't watch the modern poetry collection tonight. With you here, the poetry collection has become ugly, let's practice writing... Can I ask you... to teach me to write?" When she said the last sentence, her tone became sincere, obviously without the slightest intention of joking.

"Oh, of course." Li Hui laughed and said, "You finally humbly ask this uncle for advice, and that uncle can't hide himself, so I will show you the best words."

He grabbed the brush and wrote the word "foreign" on the paper with a trembling hand. After finishing writing, he put the brush aside and sighed: "Oh, there has been progress, and my master's calligraphy has made great progress."

When Li Qingzhu heard him say this, of course he had to come together and look at it. As soon as he saw it, he couldn't laugh or cry. What's the matter with this kindergarten-level brush writing?No matter, this guy must be deliberate, just refuse to be serious in front of me once.

She just thought of this when the door suddenly opened. Zheng Dan, Uesugi Nobuko, and Naoe Aiko walked in with big bags and small bags. It turned out that the three of them went to Ciqikou Ancient Street during the day and returned with a lot of trophies. Up.The two Japanese girls still like traditional Chinese gadgets. They bought a lot of strange things in Ciqikou, including antique jade, oil-paper umbrellas, wood carvings, silver jewelry, etc. Anyway, a lot of them,

As soon as they walked in, Xinzi and Aizi saw Li Hui and Li Qingzhu spread rice paper on the table, as if they were playing calligraphy.

Japan is also a country that wants to play with brushes. The two girls immediately became interested. They gathered around the table. They were not good at writing, but they admired the people who could write very much. Xinzi pointed to the "foreign" on the table. "The word said: "Wow, this is a Ping word. Although I can't write it, I can read it."

As soon as Zheng Dan gave an interpreter, Li Hui suddenly sweated: "This is a foreign word, you don't even know foreign words?"

"Hey? Is it a foreign character?" Uesugi Nobuko showed an awkward expression: "Sorry, my Chinese character recognition level is really bad. I actually recognize foreign characters as "ping". It's too immature for you to see. On the ridiculous side of me, when I go back, I will learn to write Chinese."

Naoe Aiko also said pitifully, "Sorry, I have also admitted wrong. As expected, our Chinese character level needs to be improved."

Seeing the pitiful appearance of the two Japanese girls, Li Qingzhu grabbed Li Hui's hand in an annoying way, and said seriously: "Hey, apologize to the two Japanese girls. It's obviously that you wrote the foreign characters like Ping. Like, it made them blame themselves. It makes no sense for you."

Li Hui spread his hands. A good man corrects his mistake and never shakes the pot. He quickly smiled at the two Japanese girls: "Sorry, I was talking nonsense just now. Don't take it seriously. This word does look like Ping, no Your question. I apologize. Now I have invited the great calligrapher Li Qingzhu Li to write a picture for you, as a gift for you. You take it back to Japan and hang it in the lobby. Look at it. , The "Famous Summer" mounted on the wall over there was written by Teacher Li."

"Wow? Really?" The two Japanese girls were overjoyed and looked in the direction of Li Hui's fingers. As expected, there was a calligraphy on the wall, such a handwriting, dragons and phoenix dance, heroic spirit, even if the two did not appreciate A Japanese girl with a vision can also tell that this is a good word.In fact, they had a keen interest in this calligraphy and calligraphy when they first came to this home as a guest, but they thought that this calligraphy was an antique written by a certain master, but they didn't expect it to be from Li Qingzhu's handwriting.

The two girls said with joy: "If we can bring back an authentic Chinese calligraphy, of course it would be great. I just don't know if Teacher Li is willing to raise his precious hand..."

Both of them looked at Li Qingzhu with expectant eyes.

Li Qingzhu gave Li Hui angrily: "Hey, your writing is better than me, why are you pushing me out as a shield?"

"Hey?" The two Japanese girls were taken aback: "It turns out that Mr. Li can also calligraphy? And is he better than Teacher Li who wrote this character?"

Now Li Hui can't run away. In fact, he didn't even want to run. Hehe, those just foreshadowed, they were just for the purpose of pretending to be forced to set the game deliberately. In order to get Li Qingzhu to say this, he deliberately Dongyi Pointing to Xi Yijian, because I am embarrassed to say that I have a lot of calligraphy, how thick-skinned people can tell?It must be spoken from someone else's mouth to have the full effect.

Now is the perfect opportunity for Li Hui to show off his strongest strength and pretend to attack two Japanese wives. I have shown you my martial arts, and now I will show you Li Yu’s golden sword. From the body to the soul, I became a captive, wow ha ha ha ha!

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Chapter 418 is not so easy to pretend

9 AM, regular update

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Li Hui pretended to rub his nose, threw the Sansheng Orb hidden in the palm of his hand into his mouth, and then reached for a writing brush...

However, Zi said: There is a long way to go to pick a girl, and it is impossible to succeed without difficulties and obstacles.

Zi also said: The road of pretending to be compelling is long and far-reaching, and it is necessary to search up and down.

There is no easy-going pretend, there will always be some unsophisticated people lurking in the protagonist's pretending halfway, working tirelessly to destroy the protagonist's plan to make a girl.

Wu Meiqi, who had been watching with cold eyes, had already seen everything. When Li Hui was just beginning to pretend, Wu Meiqi walked into the kitchen and took a dough from the chef Wang Changxi invited, with a wise sneer on his face. Waiting silently for Li Hui to pretend to be the layout.

When Li Hui finished the game and was about to grab the brush and pretend to be forced, Wu Meiqi took a step forward, before Li Hui could grab the brush, stuffed a snow-white dough into his palm, and then smiled. Er smiled and whispered in his ear: "How can it be so easy if you want to pretend."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Li Hui discovered that the ability to rub biscuits was possessed...

A huge bead of sweat slipped from the top of Li Hui's head. He leaned close to Wu Meiqi and whispered: "Miqi, when did you discover the secret of my ability to use?"

Wu Meiqi snorted coldly: "When I'm an idiot? Every time you play a different strength, the weapons and equipment in your hands are different. Do you treat me as stupid like other women? Never doubt this? Especially last time. In the traditional research society, you caught the paperweight by mistake with the brush several times in a row, but you couldn't pretend to be forced, but I could see it clearly when I was there."

Li Hui sweats profusely, shit, women are too smart and troublesome, my dear Xiao Meiqi, you use this cleverness to deal with enemies, what do you mean by dealing with your men?Are you not afraid of falling out of favor?Li Hui said bitterly, "So you prepared the dough to harm me?"

Wu Meiqi showed a threatening smile on her face: "Aren't you very strong? How could the mere dough hurt you? Use your ingenuity to solve it."

"I'm clever and wise, my uncle is going to pee now!" Li Hui waited fiercely, "Wait when I go to the toilet and change gears, then I will clean up you."

"Come on, you urinated several times in a row last time in the seminar, I also watched all of them, so this time it is not so easy for you to escape to change abilities." After Wu Meiqi said this, she suddenly pulled away He said in a loud voice: "Li Hui, is your waist a little bad lately? I think you often go to the toilet, or look for a big hospital to see your kidneys."

"I wipe it!" Li Hui knew that something was going to happen when she heard her yelling. There are always Diao people who want to harm me. Why even my wife and Diao Min joined forces to cheat me.

Sure enough, Li Qingzhu's gaze immediately turned around. She still remembered that Li Hui went to the toilet several times in a row before making calligraphy with Li Hui. It looked like she had a serious waist problem. She kindly said: " There is a female teacher in our school, Mr. Justice, who is a urologist. Would you like to introduce you to him?"

"Fuck you! My uncle's waist is very good." A man can recognize everything, only if his waist is broken, he can't recognize it. Li Hui is dead this time and he can't urinate anymore. If he continues to play like this, he really wants to play with himself. The reputation of having a bad waist will seriously hinder the plan of picking up girls, and the degree of difficulty will increase by at least 100 million points.

Li Qingzhu squinted at him, obviously not convinced.

Li Hui had to pick up a large glass of boiling water, drank it all, and then hummed: "Look, this uncle has drunk so much water, and there is no need to go to the toilet in a short time. I tell you, this uncle's The waist is the best in the world."

"Hello, now I'm asking you to write to two Japanese guests. What do you do if you try to drink water to prove that your waist is OK?" Li Qingzhu screamed, "Can you catch the point once in a while, once in a while, just once in a while? Just a little more handsome." After saying this, she suddenly remembered that in the zoo, Li Hui carried the tiger's nape with one hand and threw it back into the tiger mountain like a kitten, ah, actually that He was handsome once, and he was handsome once in a while.

They have been having trouble here for a long time. They belong to the waist and the urologist. Zheng Dan doesn't know how to translate them. The translation of these messy words to his two female employers is not good, right?Women hear these things, besides embarrassment, what else can they gain?

She had no choice but to translate weakly: "Mr. Li said that he would come to show you his unique skills after taking a drink."

"Oh? Really? That's great!" Nobuko and Aiko were full of joy.

It’s hard for Li Hui to ride the fence at this time. Urine can’t be used. Otherwise, Li Qingzhu will despise his waist. He can’t write it out because he has already stimulated Wu Zhi’s abilities. If he wants to use other methods to change his abilities, it’s mostly It doesn’t work, because Wu Meiqi is still watching. It’s hard for this woman to play tricks under her eyelids, because most of the things she thinks in her heart are printed on the face of Song Type Five. She can see through it at a glance.

"Well, Miqi, this is what you forced me!" Li Hui suddenly smiled proudly. Miqi, you are forcing me to excite my potential. That's right, the Saint Seiya must be forced to a desperate situation to break out of the small universe. Unbreakable truth, my uncle Li Hui Li, must break through the realm when desperate to become a true king.What about the ability to make sesame seeds?Even if it is the ability to rub biscuits, my uncle can also be used to pick up girls.

Li Hui suddenly turned around and said to Zheng Dan: "The translation is ready. What the uncle wants to say next, you have to translate it to Xinzi and Aizi without falling to the ground."

Zheng Dan hummed: "Don't worry, I will definitely translate your words well, and I won't put any cover up."

Li Hui turned to Xinzi and Aiko, with a confident and hearty smile on his face, saying: "Xinzi, Aiko, you come to China and want to get a Chinese calligraphy home. I understand this feeling, but China’s vast 5,000-year culture is not just about calligraphy. I am so majestic in China. How many wonderful skills are. Calligraphy cannot represent one hundred millionth of China’s 5,000 years, and calligraphy is only owned by a small group of people. It's nothing more than Yangchun Baixue, for the working people, it's useless at all."

He stretched his right hand forward and opened his palm. What appeared in his palm was the little dough that Wu Meiqi had just stuffed him. Li Hui proudly said: "Just such a small piece of dough is in the hands of my hardworking Chinese people. It can also become the supreme artwork. I will show you this today."

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Chapter 419 Works of Art of the Working People

In the morning, I was lying in the bed and refused to get up. On a whim, I used the front camera of my phone to take a picture of my face as a mirror... Then Shuai woke up, full of energy, hum, and added one to my handsome more!

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