Wife in the previous life came to the door

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he brought Jeanne over again. This time he was not holding it in his arms. A woman who was dripping dripping water was absolutely unscientific in his arms, so he neatly carried Jeanne. Put on the shoulders and continue to run forward.

"Hey? Where are you taking me?" Joan exclaimed, "Holy Sword Blazer, what's wrong with you?"

Her protest did not last long, and Li Hui returned to the hotel. It was of course impossible to enter from the main entrance. Li Hui climbed the outer wall again and went outside the windows of two side-by-side rooms. Li Hui did not go back to his own room. Opened the window and turned into Xi Siyu's room.He is in urgent need of an interpreter, otherwise he cannot communicate with Joan.

Putting the soaked Joan in the middle of the room, Li Hui walked towards Xi Siyu who was still sleeping in Begonia, and whispered in her ear: "Hey, think about the rain, wake up..."

Xi Siyu was actually awake. She was awakened when she heard the sound of the window opening. She also took a quick glance at the moonlight and saw that Li Hui opened her window. Originally wanted to jump up and ask Li Hui what she wanted to do, but after thinking about her identity, she closed her eyes again and began to pretend to sleep.

A man turned a woman’s window in the middle of the night, and he wanted to do something about stealing incense and jade. Xi Siyu thought to himself: Although I have not completely fallen in love with him, it is not impossible for him to leave it to him, since he wants to Come and eat me in the middle of the night, just let him eat it, as a reward for his kindness in saving me, maybe after such close contact, I will fall in love with him?

With such thoughts, she simply closed her eyes tightly and waited for Li Hui to "steal" her. Unexpectedly, Li Hui was so ignorant of style and style. When he reached the bed, she actually called out softly: "Thinking about rain." , Wake up..."

Wake up your head, if I wake up, are you embarrassed to start?Xi Siyu closed her eyes and refused to open them.

Li Hui sweats profusely, hey, it's weird, what medicine did Xi Siyu take to sleep so hard?Meow, I need translation urgently now. Don't drop the chain at this critical time.He stretched out his hands and grabbed Xi Siyu's shoulders.

Xi Siyu still closed her eyes tightly, thinking to herself: Here, put your hands on your shoulders, the next action is to kiss me up, oh... should I stick out my tongue to cater to it?I feel... don't let it go...

Just thinking of this, Xi Siyu felt Li Hui's hands begin to shake violently: "Wake up, think about the rain, wake up!"

She was shy and ready to dedicate herself at any time. The Sisiyu girl was shaken to the point of being stunned and confused. Is there a mistake?I thought you were coming to sleep with me, but you shook me so desperately, must I wake up?Well, then as you wish, I wake up, you have no chance.She brushed the floor and opened her eyes, and then discovered that there was not only Li Hui in the room, but also a woman with short hair, dressed in Zhongju Ji men's clothing, and a drenched woman looking at her with a dazed expression.

Xisiyu suddenly sweated profusely: "What's the situation?"

Li Huihan said, "I'm almost stunned, and I need an interpreter who can help me communicate."

Xisiyu said with sweat: "You are about to be stunned, but I am already stunned, and urgently need to explain what happened."

"Okay!" Li Hui quickly said what happened just now, pointing to Joan and said: "I guess this guy is Joan of Arc. She opened a door of time and space inexplicably and ran into modern times. A group of knights who were chasing her also came here. I don’t know if the time-space door in the church is closed or not. Anyway, the problem seems to be a bit big now. I suspect that tomorrow morning I will see a newspaper saying that there is a group of A lunatic who cuts down on the street."

"What?" Xi Siyu was completely awake from dozing, she quickly jumped off the bed, put on her nightgown, and whirled around Joan several times, sweating: "I'll ask her."

She switched to French, and then asked softly: "Miss, can I ask your name?"

Joan of Arc just saw her and Li Hui talking in strange language next to her. She has never mixed up with the past. She is still adapting to this strange world and environment, looking at the strange furniture, glass, etc. in the room with strange eyes. Electrical appliances all made her feel novel.Now that she finally uttered a word of French to herself, the moment she heard her mother tongue, the feeling of dazedness was finally wiped out. She couldn't help crying: "My name is Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc, may I ask, what am I? Where did you come?"

"Sure enough, it's Jeanne?" Xisiyu sweated profusely. "Well, it is quite troublesome to explain to you what this place is. I can take the liberty to ask you, under what circumstances did you come here?"

Joan shook her head and sighed: "I was caught by the British and they were going to burn me to death. I prayed piously on the torture frame and finally got the guidance of God. God opened the door to heaven for me. I felt the Holy Sword Blazer calling me and stretched out a hand to pick me up. I followed that hand through the gate of heaven. Now here, I still can’t understand what happened. ."

Xi Siyu also traveled through time and space with Li Hui, and it was not difficult to understand the matter of traveling through time and space.She patted Joan on the shoulder lightly, and said seriously: "I understand! You crossed over on May 30, 1431 AD, and welcome to November 3, 2016 AD!"

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Chapter 689 Your sword is my cheap

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The western calendar has an advantage, that is, it began as early as more than a thousand years ago to use "AD" to record the year.Unlike China, AD was not adopted until modern times. Before, there were all kinds of strange emperor years, which easily led to confusion.

For example, when Meng Jiangnv first arrived in modern times, Li Hui told her that it was 2016 AD, and Meng Jiangnv could not correctly understand when she was in. She thought that the current king has lived for more than two thousand years.By the same token, if Yue Fei wears to the modern age, and you tell him that it is 2016 AD, Yue Fei will also think that AD is a certain emperor's year, and it is not clear how many years later he is.

But this problem does not exist with Joan. She knows what year AD is and how to calculate it. As soon as she heard about 2016 AD, she immediately understood and said, "What? I... I came here. Five hundred and eighty years later?"

"Yes!" Xisi Yurou said: "You may not understand it in a short time, take it easy."

"No, I understand!" Jeanne stood up: "God opened a door for me in order to save me on the fire, and let me come more than five hundred years later. God will not harm me, he It will only point me to the right path. Even if it’s called me to go for a thousand years, 10,000 years later, it will definitely have his meaning. As a child of God, I don’t need to doubt, I just need to feel it with my heart, and I will understand God. The reason for sending me here."

Xi Siyu: "..."

Li Hui: "..."

"Well, now I finally have an interpreter." Li Hui came up from the side and said solemnly: "Miss Joan of Arc, I must warn you seriously, I don't care what saint you are, what national heroes, and what piety you are. A believer. You give me a bath now, immediately, immediately, otherwise, when the water on your body dries up, you will definitely have a strange smell again, you are limited to go in the bathroom within three minutes to clean it, otherwise...the uncle will do it yourself Taking a bath for you, I believe that you, as a pure saint, would not want to be stripped and bathed by a man. There is an old saying in Shuangqing: Revolution must be conscious, and everyone should take off their clothes and pants!" (Use this sentence Mandarin does not rhyme, but it rhymes in Shuangqing dialect.)

Xi Siyu glanced at Li Hui unhappily. Now she finally knows why Zheng Dan said that Li Hui's translation was not good enough. This Nima is really not good enough. How to translate the old Shuangqing saying?Forget it, this kind of obscure words are best if they are not translated.

She turned to Joan and said: "Miss Joan, this man is Li Hui, my boss, I am his translator, Xi Siyu, can you please take a shower and change into clean clothes? I know that it is a glorious thing for the saints of your time not to take a bath, but...in the modern era after 580 years, almost all Catholics have to take a bath every day. Please go to the countryside and do as the customs do."

"Hey?" Jeanne looked blank. Instead of protesting about taking a bath, she made a serious protest against Li Hui's name: "Is he called Li Hui? No, he shouldn't be alone. , He should be a sword! He is my holy sword Blazer! I can’t tell why, but I can feel it. Why do you call him Li Hui? By the way, I haven’t figured it out yet, why he Become a person? Could it be the person that the sword became? The swordman?"

Xi Siyu was sweating profusely, and she turned to Li Hui and said, "It's weird, she actually said you are a swordman, what's the situation?"

"Hey!" Li Hui protested: "I don't rule out that there is a little bit of cheapness in my personality, but is it too narrow to give me the definition of the word'slut'? I think you should be full of it. Dig into my inner world and see my truth, goodness and beauty!"

"Ah puff!" Xi Siyu sweated profusely: "I'm talking about swords, swords of swords, not cheap! Don't you take the initiative to sit in the seat and shout?"

"Hey?" Li Hui sweated profusely: "Well, you can't speak clearly, so you can't blame me!"

"The two words are exactly the same. Why is it that I can't speak clearly?" Xi Siyu is going crazy: "Woo, I won't interpret for you again next time. Only the elder sister can do this job. ."

"Okay, don't care about the details." Seeing that the girl was crying, Li Hui confessed his mistake quickly and comforted him softly: "It's my fault, my fault, don't cry, come on, behave, laugh. Okay, you miss it today "

Xi Siyu was so depressed that she turned to Joan and said, "Miss Joan, this man is like a fake man. How do you say he is a sword? Is there a misunderstanding?"

"No, no, no! No," Joan said seriously: "It's not that I boast, I have been able to see miracles and be guided by God since I was young, and my perception of everything is better than ordinary People are much more powerful. I can see through the essence of many things. Although this man looks like a man on the surface, he feels the same as my holy sword Blazer. How can I describe it? Uh... in short, he was once My sword can’t be wrong with this."

Xisi Yutou sweated and translated it to Li Hui.

Li Hui was stunned and thought about it for a while, then suddenly took out a pair of flat glasses from his clothes and put it on, pulling a dull hair from the back of his head, and said loudly: "There is only one truth. I was between 1412 and 1431 AD. In time, reincarnated into a sword!"

"Oh?" Xisiyu sweated profusely: "What's the situation? Why can people reincarnate into swords?"

"It's nothing strange!" Li Hui analyzed with a grin: "I once heard Taibai Jinxing say that because Wu Zetian I killed too many people and did a lot of bad things, she was reincarnated and reborn into various forms after her death. Strange things, such as rocks, trees, and small bugs, have been reincarnation for more than a thousand years before finally reincarnation as a human being. Taking this as a reference, this uncle has done a lot of bad things. , So it’s not surprising that there is a reincarnation in one lifetime, but I don’t know why reincarnation has come back to Europe."

Speaking of this, Li Hui suddenly slapped a slap and thought: Yes, Xuanzai once said that reincarnation is a Buddhist concept, and wherever Buddhism exists, I might be reincarnated.Medieval European Buddhism has begun to spread in secret. Although it is regarded as a pagan religion, it will be severely suppressed, but it is also spread in secret. The uncle was reborn here and turned into a sword. It’s nothing. It's strange.

After thinking about the causes and consequences, Li Hui spread his hands and said to Joan very seriously: "Understood, your sword is my cheap, so there is no problem at all, but don't tell me those messy things, first give it to me. Take a bath! Take a bath! Ahhhhh!"

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Chapter 69: I once swore an oath to the holy sword

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Regarding the question of whether Joan should take a bath, Xi Siyu and Joan started a tens of thousands of words in dispute.

Of course, since it is too much to write all of them, readers and friends will absolutely not tolerate the debate of more than a dozen chapters, so this book is here for jumping treatment...