Wife in the previous life came to the door

But after hearing Xi Siyu’s words, she realized that it didn’t seem to be the case. In this era, it seems that the degree is not that way. She looked at Li Hui and Xi Siyu with suspicion: "You...no Will you be a heretic too?"

Li Hui had to tell the truth: "I was originally an atheist until I saw God with my own eyes. Well, I don't know what I teach now!"

Xi Siyu also smiled and said, "Me too."

"Hey? Godless? This...this is a blasphemous thought!" Joan was sweating profusely, like a cat on guard, all the fur on her body stood upside down.

Seeing her strange expression, Li Hui thought to himself: No, you can’t argue with her about religious issues now. She has just come from the Middle Ages and her mindset is solidified. It is impossible for her to immediately understand that religious issues in the new era are impossible. Before speaking with her slowly, at least let her let go of hostility.

He hurriedly said: "Oh, Miss Joan, you seem to have forgotten that I am just a sword! Yes, yes, I am super cheap, how can someone with such a sword have any faith? I even think of humans. No, you make me believe in the gods like you do, isn’t it a bit too demanding?"

Joan thought carefully: "Huh? It makes sense. You're just a sword. Although I don't know why you are now in human form, you are indeed the Holy Sword Blazer. I am asking you too much. I want a handle. Sword believes in God, I am really perfectionism."

She looked at Xi Siyu with doubts again: "Where is she?"

The light bulb on Xisiyu's head lit up, and she said nonsense: "Well, Miss Joan, don't you know me? I am your scabbard!"

"Oh? Are you a scabbard?"

"Yes!" Xi Siyu said: "I am the scabbard of the Holy Sword Blazer, so you can also lower my requirements."

"That's it! Blazer's scabbard is indeed very beautiful. I also specially hired the most powerful craftsman to carve patterns for it, embellish it with jewels, and wrap it with ribbons. No wonder it's so beautiful even in human form." It is to let down the upside-down hair on the body.

At this moment, Li Hui suddenly leaned into Xi Siyu’s ear and said with a smile: "Siyu, I like the adjective scabbard. You see, when the sword is sleeping, it usually goes into the scabbard. I have to take care of my big sword later..."

"Apo!" Xi Siyu almost squirted out her old blood, and then lied in a mess, but was caught by this wave of cash again.She quickly ignored Li Hui and said to Joan, "Miss Joan, let go of these two heretics. They don’t seem to know anything, and don’t know the plan of the evil priest. Even if you kill them, use."

The two gangsters hurriedly nodded like chickens pecking rice: "Yes, yes, we are useless, don't kill us."

"Huh? Yes, you can't be killed!" Joan said seriously: "It is wrong to do that."

The two gangsters were overjoyed: "Yes, right, let us go!"

Unexpectedly, Jeanne immediately continued: "It should be burned to death!"

Two gangsters: "..."

"Okay!" Li Hui stood up, winked at the two punks, and told them to run quickly. Then he said earnestly: "Miss Jeanne, you just came to 2016 AD. There must be a lot of people who don’t understand the customs, so let’s take you around the city first to find out, yell or not?"

"Roar!" Jeanne hurriedly said: "Now it has changed a lot. The house is so hot, the car runs so fast, even the tower is so hot, it is a miracle of God, I want to know more. "

The two gangsters took the opportunity to slip away, but no one paid any attention to them. Li Hui estimated that the evil priest would not be able to cause trouble during the day, and they would not be able to run into the church in front of a large group of tourists during the day. Go and fight against the priest, simply leave the matter to be settled at night, and this day will be used to establish a correct worldview for Joan.

The three of them wandered around in Paris. Li Hui and Xi Siyu deliberately led Joan of Arc to the Paris Mosque. When they reached the place, Joan couldn't help being taken aback. There was a crowd of heretics, like no one else. Entering the ground to engage in heresy activities, she almost rushed out of the theory.Fortunately, she was not all stupid. Seeing that there were so many heretics, she did not dare to act rashly.

After watching the mosque, the two brought Joan to a Catholic church. As soon as Joan entered the church, she rushed in, found the priest, and cried: "Great messenger of God, there is a heretic person not far away. The temple is undergoing heretical activities, why didn’t the Holy See send soldiers to destroy them?"

The priest looked dumbfounded, but every priest must be a qualified clerk. He was best at fancy nonsense and comforting people. After a short period of two hundred and five hundred, the priest immediately switched to angel mode, with pretense on his body. The golden light, with a long-term attitude, calmly said: "God allowed them to preach there."

"Oh?" Joan Khan: "God allowed it? Didn't God tell us to fight against heretics?"

"Oh, that's a thing of the past!" The priest said with a great expression: "Our God is kind-hearted and kind. He saw that in the war against heretics, there were countless people throwing their heads and sprinkling blood and wives. , Very sad. God loves his children. He can't bear to see children killing each other. Therefore, God issued an oracle to be tolerant and friendly to heretics, because they are also God's people. , It’s just a slightly wrong way. We need to treat them with tolerance, understanding, and fraternity. One day, they will return to God’s arms."

"So that's it!" Joan couldn't help but burst into tears: "God is so great."

"Yes, yes!" The priest himself actually said a lot of sweat. He had already put the "Fanatical Right" sign on the beautiful girl in his heart, and he was ready to stay away, but the priest would have to shake it again when he retreated. A smoke bomb, he said in a long way: "Love! There must be love! You must love everything with your heart! Understand? My child!"

"I understand." Joan took the instructions from the priest to her seriously.

Just as the two said these words, Li Hui laughed in a low voice in Xi Siyu's ear: "Look at that priest, the shameless appearance is 80% of my skill!"

Xi Siyu shook his head solemnly: "No, he only has 10% of your skill. When it comes to serious nonsense, I will convince you in this world!"

"Nani?" Li Hui was overjoyed: "It turns out that in Miss Siyu's mind, I am the only man worth admiring in the world. Hey, if that's the case, don't you eat me?"

"Porridge, you're so big! Show me what is complimenting and what is detrimental!"

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Chapter 695 Are you a princess or queen?

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For a whole day, Li Hui and Xi Siyu were teaching Joan of Arc about the common sense of the new era. Xi Siyu taught a lot of sweat, but Li Hui was okay. He once had the experience of teaching Meng Jiangnu to deal with this classical woman. I also have a lot of experience. Anyway, where you are right, you will be reasonable, and where you are not, you will be fooled.

For example, a car is driven by a motor. Li Hui told Joan of a "steam engine". That is easy to understand. Joan immediately understood the operating mechanism of the car.

However, it is difficult for Li Hui to explain things like electricity to a woman in the Middle Ages. She might not understand when she told her to generate electricity by friction. He couldn't really rub her on the ground and rub her hard, so she had to tell her. She: "This is supernatural power!"

After some fooling and spoofing, it's time for dinner.

Li Hui called Hua Lan and made an appointment with a French restaurant. When she arrived at the restaurant, Hua Lan had already been a step ahead. She had a few more bags on her body. When she saw Li Hui, she smiled and said, "I just gave Cousin Huayou bought some souvenirs."

"Ah? It's a waste to buy her souvenirs." Li Hui smiled: "Wang Shizi must change the trick to buy famous brands all over the world to give her. You buy some bargains for her, she can't use it at all."

Hualan sweats profusely: "This...this is indeed...yes, you ran out early in the morning to get nervous, what happened?"

Li Hui briefly told Hua Lan what happened in the morning.

Hua Lan couldn't help but her face changed slightly: "Hey? That is to say, there is a wicked priest holding a medieval army in secret? Planning to do something in Paris? And the other party is also looking for Joan and wants to kill her. Drop."

"Yes!" Li Hui spread his hands: "But don't worry, the priest also knows that the medieval army is not so useful in modern times. The police and the army squeeze those medieval iron knots to death every minute when things go wrong, so he There will be no chaos, and there will certainly not be cases of medieval knights killing people in the streets. Tonight, we will go to see the situation in the church."

"You have to be careful." Hualan just casually said to be careful, but she was not particularly worried. She knew that Li Hui was very strong, and she herself inherited Hua Mulan's fighting power. Waiting for a few ordinary men to really beat her. , She is confident that she can go alone with a European knight.

Li Hui smiled and said: "Okay, okay, don't say anything you are not happy about, eat!"

At this time, the restaurant has begun to serve them. Of course, when you come to France, you are eating a French restaurant. Xisiyu ordered a lot of weird French dishes. Among them, only Xisiyu can understand the French menu. And knowing which dishes are suitable for their consumption level, if Li Hui order the dishes, it is estimated that there will be some jokes like crabs for 10,000 yuan.(A certain author who ordered crabs for 10,000 yuan is still washing dishes in the hotel. Don’t follow him.)

Looking at the exquisite silver tableware and high-end ingredients on the table, Joan couldn't help but feel dizzy.Although she had the name of a saint in the Middle Ages, she was not a rich man. In fact, she was just a poor French rural girl. The money for horses and knight equipment was raised.Besides, even if she is a royal family, it is useless. In the Middle Ages, there were no rich royal families. Medieval French kings, if you look at it in the modern era, you will live a farmhouse-level life.

Joan, who had never lived in a farmhouse, had a French meal the first time he ate in modern times. The Yali Mountain is big. She didn't dare to reach for the silver knife and fork on the table, fearing that her fingerprints might get the knife and fork. It took: "Hey hey? What we eat...is it palace cuisine?"

"Well, be it!" Xi Siyu said.

This restaurant uses "court cuisine" as its selling point!So it’s okay to say that you are eating palace cuisine.

Jeanne suddenly became nervous, her attitude towards Hua Lan suddenly became a little cautious, and asked carefully: "Are you a princess? Or a queen?"

"Huh?" Hualan Daqi: "Why, how is this strange idea derived from reasoning?"

"Punch! Hahaha!" Li Hui couldn't help laughing, and said in Chinese: "I can guess how she reasoned, because I am not a human, but a sword. Xi Siyu is not a human, but a scabbard. , The two of us must not be able to eat such high-end cuisine. Now that we are sitting here eating such high-end palace cuisine, there is only one reason, you are a princess or queen, because you are here, we can get this light Ah, that’s how she reasoned. Well, the logic is clear and there is nothing wrong with it."

Hualan sweats!