Wife in the previous life came to the door

The two flatter each other, this is called "the mask of a social man", no matter who the other person is, whether it is someone you like or dislike, first put on a smiley face to say hello, whether you rely on it or not, take a picture first Let's talk about it again, and everyone is happy.

Li Hui reined his horse and left with a smile. Liu Gang looked at his back, but he thought repeatedly: There should be no serious conflict between this man and me. He is not even a civil servant. No matter how he looks at him, he will fight me eight strokes. Not together.Why would Taishang Laojun ask his dream to say that my horoscopes are against him?It's so strange, could it be that dream that is really inaccurate?

He was thinking of this when suddenly a urchin ran out on the side of the road. He stepped on a piece of farmland with his feet and broke several vegetables wrapped in plastic sheets.Li Hui frowned and scolded, "Hey, kid, don't trample in the farmland! You are also a child who grew up in the countryside. You should know the hard work of farmers in growing vegetables. How can you run around in the fields?"

"Take care of you!" The naughty boy threw a piece of mud at Li Hui with a grin. Li Hui flashed sideways. The mud didn't hit him, but flew towards Liu Gang with a slap. A look.

Liu Bang: "..."

Several old farmers beside him sweated profusely: "Hey? Chief Liu? Are you okay?"

Liu Bang smiled awkwardly: "It's okay, the kid is ignorant, don't care."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Hui had already jumped off his horse, and chased the naughty boy: "My stinky kid, stop, I want to catch you and see your parents."

The child grabbed a few more pieces of mud, whirring, and continuously throwing them at Li Hui. Li Hui twisted his neck and buttocks three times to the left, and all of them flashed easily, and the mud continued to fly. , Bang bang, confuse Liu Bang several faces...

Liu Bang: "..."

After dozens of seconds, Li Hui caught the child and held it under his arm. He looked back and found that Liu Gang had mud all over his face. He wondered: "Huh? Chief Liu, what's wrong with you? "

Liu Bang couldn't laugh or cry: "It's all right, it's all right!"

"Oh, Mr. Liu is here. I will leave it to you to find the child's theory." Li Hui handed the naughty boy over, and Liu Gang reached out to take the child. Unexpectedly, the child would resist and suddenly kicked. , In the middle, Liu Bang stepped down. Although the child was not strong, the kick still caused Liu Bang to squat down and couldn't speak for a while.The two old farmers next to him turned blue with fright, and hurriedly carried the child over: "We recognize this baby. This is Wang Tufu's child. Let's find his parents to discipline him."

Liu Bang knelt on the ground holding his trousers and waved his hands. The big beads of sweat fell off: "You...Go...Let...I... take a rest."

The old farmer walked away with the naughty boy, and Li Hui got on his horse again.Liu Bang sat on the spot alone, and it took a long time for Xiao Ding Ding to feel no pain. He thought to himself: Sure enough, our horoscopes are really conflicting.I was unlucky the moment I saw him. It was the same in the last classmate meeting, and this time again, that dream, maybe I really want to believe it.

He was thinking wildly, and suddenly his wife Lu Zhi's scolding sounded behind him: "Husband, what are you doing on the ground? There are mud on the pants. Do you think I am not tired from washing clothes? You do not respect the fruits of my labor so much. Look at me. How to clean up you today."

Liu Bang was taken aback, and turned his head to see who was not his wife standing behind him?Hurry up and shouted: "My wife, listen to me!"

"Don't listen!" She stretched out her hand to hold Liu Bang's ear and turned...

"Ahhhhhh! Wife for your life." The screams of the Liu Gang echoed on the side of the mountain for a long time.

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The filming work is about to begin. The first scene is the battle of Boshuiguan.

In this scene, Lu Bu didn’t need to play, so Li Hui didn’t need to play either, but Liu Guan and Zhang Sandi prepared a handful. The three of them put on armor and rode on tall horses. They looked like a dog, a little bit like a dog. The taste of Liu Guanzhang.The antique Xiongguan on the edge of the ancient city has now been remodeled, and the plaque has been temporarily replaced with the words "Baoshuiguan". This Xiongguan will be replaced with "Hulaoguan" in a few days. Therefore, photographers must carefully frame the view and pay attention to the angle. , So as not to shoot the battle of Hulaoguan two days later, the audience masters can see that Pianshuiguan and Hulaoguan are actually used in the same scene, which is about to be sprayed to death.

The protagonists have all put on their makeup and arrived.

But the extras are not yet in place, and the director of Lan Da is cursing at the assistant director: "Where are the extras who asked you to prepare?"

The assistant director said embarrassingly: "I contacted the mayor Liu yesterday, and he said it was handed over to him. When he gave the order, one million people would immediately listen to his order to become extras. It’s a battle of Bangshuiguan. It’s good to have 100,000 extras. He said it’s okay, but I don’t know why it’s not here yet..."

"Puff!" Li Hui next to him almost laughed and cried: "Do you believe one million?"

The director of Lan Da angrily kicked the assistant director upside down: "MDZZ, there are only 10,000 people in Fengmoxiang. Where can he get you one million people? Not to mention one million, 100,000 is impossible. Also. Only you, the IQ, will believe in the words of others. I tell you, there are two people in this world who absolutely can’t listen. One is the words of the head of the village Liu, and the other is the words of the thirty-two father-in-law. Bragging."

The assistant director sweated profusely: "Is it bluffing? I thought "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch" was the most logical statement."

"You listened to that, you will never find a girlfriend." Lan Dao sneered: "How can the eunuch's experience of picking up girls work?" He suddenly glanced at Li Hui next to him and said in a low voice: "I want to pick up girls and learn from Li Hui. , That guy is the master."

"Hey? Really?" The assistant director was overjoyed, rubbing his hands, looking like he was coming to ask for advice.

Li Hui did not hesitate to stretch his hand to block him: "Don't find me, why should I teach you how to pick up girls? My philosophy is that it is best if all other men in the world are single. All the girls in the world are waiting. It’s the kingly way to have me soak.

The assistant director's face changed drastically: "So frantic?"

At this time, the unique "bobobobo" engine sound of the tractor suddenly sounded on the mountain road. Then, one by one, one by one, one after another, one after another, the strange cars such as broken vans drove to the front of the ancient city, densely packed with a large area. Loaded with peasants dressed shabbyly and with a windy face.Liu Bang took the lead, jumped off the front tractor, and smiled triumphantly: "Oh, sorry, Director Lan, I'm late. The main reason is to go to various mountain villages to gather people. The mountain roads are too difficult. , It’s not easy to get in the car, the people here are late, don’t it matter?”

It doesn't matter if you don't influence, Director Lan cursed secretly in his heart, but said: "No influence, how many extras did you get?"

"Hahaha! I brought a total of more than 300 people here." Liu Gang said with a smug expression: "Rounding to the nearest 100 million is definitely enough for you to film this scene."

Everyone: "..."

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Chapter 814 Let them play freely

21 o'clock in the evening, regular update

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The assistant director rushed over with an annoyed look: "Didn't you say you can call one million people? How come there are only three hundred?"

Liu Bang said, "Of course I can call one million people. It will take ten days and a half a month to call. But it takes time to call so many people. Aren’t you in a hurry? I don’t have time to call. All my subordinates, so I called people from a few nearby villages first, hehe."

Hey you are tall!The assistant director finally understood that he had been fooled.

However, the director of Lan Da did not waver and waved his hand: "These people are enough. 300 people are also quite large. If you can make this scene very well, you can use a computer to process 300 people. The feeling of shooting 300,000 people."

Liu Bang smiled and said, "Right, right? I know that Blue Director must have a way. Modern technology is there. It pays to use technology instead of manpower. It is too wasteful to use tens of thousands of extras to shoot a war scene. It is the future development that replaces manpower. We Feng Moxiang is also at the forefront of technology and the times!"

Everyone: "..."

After Liu Bang finished talking nonsense, he suddenly smiled and said, "Director Lan, the salary of these extras..."

Guide Lan didn't frown, he hummed, "Thirty yuan a day!"

"Okay! Thirty is thirty!" The Liu Gang was overjoyed, trot a little, ran back to the farmers, summoned them, and hummed: "Don't say that your mayor Liu does not take care of you. Solving the numbers, I owe the favor of Tianda, and I won 30 yuan a day for you. You are all from the poorest mountain villages. You dig at home and you don’t see a few hundred yuan a year. I can only eat potatoes for the whole year, and now I can earn 30 yuan a day. Isn’t that pretty? It only takes ten and a half months to shoot this film, and each of you can earn hundreds of yuan. Why don’t you hurry up and thank me? "

The villagers were grateful, and several of them almost knelt to the Liu Gang, and they wished to report it. Liu Gang gained a wave of popular support and was very proud.

Li Hui saw it in a cold sweat. He couldn't find an adjective to describe this product. Okay, how could this product feel like someone? Who is it?Li Hui thought desperately for a long time, and suddenly clapped his hands. By the way, this guy is a bit like Liu Bei.Both are surnamed Liu, both are super cheeky, wouldn't they be a family?

The makeup artists hurriedly acted and put makeup on the villagers brought by Liu Gang. First, look for a few of the strongest and most energetic people to be in the forefront, put on the best props and armors, and carefully put on makeup. Fan, let them get involved. As for the types of yellow-faced muscles and lean dystrophy, just put them in the back row and put their heads.

It took a lot of time, and finally preparations were completed. The drama of the 18th Route Allied Forces to discuss Dong began, the first battle, the battle of Baoshuiguan!

Hua Xiong rides a horse, flaunts his strength in front of Baoshui Pass, then Liu Guan and Zhang San Diaosi appear on stage. After some nonsense, Wenjiu cuts Huaxiong...

The biggest difficulty in this scene is the "horse war".

What modern people are not good at is horse warfare. Even the teacher who specializes in martial arts instructs feels tricky about horse warfare.

If it’s a ground battle, the veteran martial arts teacher has 10,000 ways to design the fighting scenes very beautifully, but once on the horse, there are only a few movements that can be used, which is quite difficult to shoot over and over. He instructed Hua Xiong and Guan Xi did several rounds of drills and was not satisfied.Frowning again, racking his brains to find a way, after thinking about it, I always feel that the fight I designed is not exciting, and I can't show the momentum of Wenjiu cut Huaxiong.

This matter had nothing to do with Li Hui, but... Li Hui looked at the Xiongguan in front of him, watched Hua Xiong and the Allied Forces of the Eighteenth Route, watched Guan Xi wielding the Qinglong Yanyue Knife and slashing with Hua Xiong. Acting, but I don’t know why, it always makes Li Hui feel familiar, very familiar...

He thought desperately, thinking hard, and actually vaguely remembered a picture. By the way, it was when he threw the Three Life Orb into his mouth and wanted to transform into a war god with black helmet and black armor. In that dark space, there is a Xiongguan, standing in front of the God of War, and opposite him, is the Allied Forces of the Eighteenth Route?