Wife in the previous life came to the door

Li Hui almost couldn't help but want to go up the mountain to find Brother Monkey, but he gave up after thinking about it carefully. In theory, Brother Monkey should still be under Wuzhi Mountain at this time, and it will be another 400 years before the Tang Dynasty. After being released by Monk Tang, there is no monkey brother on the mountain, only a group of monkeys.

Seeing Huaguo Mountain, it made him determine where he is now, turning to Diao Jing and smiling: "I know where we are, um, we should be near Lianyungang now...or rather...we are now in Xuzhou. ."

Diao Jing said in a strange way: "At this time, Lv Bu was still in Yanzhou as his Yanzhou animal husbandry, and he won't be destroyed by Cao Cao until next year. He fled to Xuzhou to take refuge in Liu Bei. We crossed here, it is really inexplicable."

"At that time Erlang God, Tota Heavenly King, Nezha and others came over. It was not easy for Demon Mist to open up the maze of dreams in that chaotic situation. Don't worry about the time issue." Li Hui smiled: "Perhaps, it was passed over a year or two earlier, just to give us a year or two to enjoy the mountains and water, isn't it very happy?"

"Happy ghost!" Diao Jing screamed: "In this era, there is no running water, no electricity, no computer, no TV, and even mobile phones can't be charged. If you want to stay here for a few years, how can you be happy?"

"Well, it's okay. There is an old saying in Shuangqing that says: "It's fun but people can't make fun of people." Li Hui said solemnly: "Miss Diao, if you have nothing to be happy, you can take me to be happy when you are extremely bored. , I have absolutely no opinion. I have many happy poses, eighteen-like appearances, twenty-four bridges and moonlit nights, Tōgenko thirty-six styles, Oedo forty-eight hands...whatever you want! Whatever you like ."

Diao Jing: "..."

She turned to the village chief and asked solemnly: "Mr. village chief, do you have bacon in your house? Borrow me a piece and I will use it to smoke people."

"Bacon? What stuff?" The village chief said with a dazed expression: "I haven't heard of it."

Li Hui couldn't help but laughed out: "Miss Diao, history records say that bacon was only invented by Zhang Lu in Hanzhong in this era, and it hasn't spread. To be widely used by the working people, it takes a few more times. A hundred years."

"Ah, ah, it really is an unhappy era, there is no bacon, I don't know how difficult it is to live here!" Diao Jing screamed and almost fell to the ground.

"I only care about buns." Xiao Zhao Yun said pitifully, "Big brother said that buns had not been invented at this time. People in this era are too pitiful. They don't even have to eat buns. They must be very unhappy. We should teach them. The way of making steamed stuffed buns makes everyone happy."

"Yes, yes, just do this. What Lori said is right. You are my little princess and the direction indicator of my life. I will unconditionally carry out all the orders of the little princess. This is the glorious Lori The duty of guarding the leader of the knights." Li Hui talked nonsense and pretended to take a solemn knight oath.

He said these few words a little loudly, and the village chief in front turned around: "It turns out that this little girl is a princess. I heard that not long ago, the first emperor was...cough...this princess, could it be the blood of the first emperor? General, you protect the princess from the siege, and you are loyal and worthy of admiration."

Li Hui sweats profusely. Damn it. The ancients are so imaginative. Oh, it’s not. It’s not that he is imaginative, but that he couldn’t think of it. People in later generations use the term "princess" indiscriminately. Every girl does You can be called the little princess in the family, which is as elaborate as the ancients. People who call princesses will be decapitated.

However, if he has misunderstood, it's up to him to misunderstand it, and Li Hui is too lazy to explain!

The village chief led the three of Li Hui to a dilapidated house in the village. The owner of the house had probably died of war or something. The house was empty and there was nothing. The village chief asked someone to pile some hay on the stone bed and gave them. Take a break for a while.Then Zhang Luo led the villagers to give out some food, and finally cooked a few bowls of gruel for Li Hui and his party.

Li Hui picked up the bowl and took a look. There were a few corns floating in the bowl, half of the chaff, and a few wild vegetable leaves...what the hell was this Nima?Can you eat it?Can not help but sweat!

Unexpectedly, Diao Jing was very happy, and smiled: "Wow, the original fat-free and low-calorie diet porridge is very good."

"I rub it, it's not bad?" Li Hui was shocked, but after thinking about it carefully, he was relieved. Women often eat these in modern times to keep their figure.

However, Xiao Zhao Yun was a little embarrassed, she said pitifully, "Is there really no buns?"

"No!"

"It doesn't matter if you have flour, the older brother said he can make buns."

"still none!"

"Woo...Wow..." Lori cried again.

Li Hui dragged the village head over: "Although my wife can eat these, my cute little loli must not eat this kind of food. There is no decent thing to eat? Don't worry, I won't eat you for nothing. Can't you change your good things?" Li Hui stretched out his hand and picked it on Diao Jing's head, and threw a bead flower into the hand of the village chief.This is a good thing. It can be worth a lot of money in ancient times. Li Hui had already verified it in the Song and Ming dynasties.

However, the village chief shook his head, knelt on the ground, and returned the beads with both hands.

"Master General, it's not that we want money, but there is really nothing to eat in the village." The village chief said pitifully, "The world has been drowning in the past few years, and no grain is produced everywhere. Yellow bandanas are looting everywhere, and you just did it. I have seen that our small village has been robbed many times. Many houses have been burned. We can’t get enough to eat. These bowls of porridge are hard to come up with. Even if you give us money, We can take out what we have not eaten..."

"Oh, just tell me, where can I buy food?" Li Hui asked.

"In the county seat!" The village chief whispered: "You can buy food when you go to the county seat. Walk from here to the northeast for a while, about dozens of miles, and you will be able to reach the county seat of Qu County. I can buy the food you want. But... you seem to be a defeated general. You might be spotted by chasing soldiers when you appear in the county seat. So... it's still dangerous, it's better not to go."

"I'm not a defeated general!" Li Huile said: "Don't see others forcefully say that others have defeated the war without leading their men. Let me tell you, I have many men, but I forgot to bring them out today. It's really troublesome. .Okay, I have to go, hurry up to the county seat to give my little Lolita Zhangluo buns, you ask my wife to drink a bowl of weight loss porridge, I can’t treat you badly, you take this bead flower, and go back to the county seat. Buy food."

The village chief knelt on the ground, still holding beads in both hands: "Thank you, Mr. General, for the gift."

Li Hui laughed and greeted Loli and Diao Jing to leave.

Diao Jing hurriedly finished the bowl of porridge in two or three mouthfuls, and smashed her mouth and said, "That's great, this thing can feed people, but it doesn't have the slightest nutrition. I managed to lose a bit of fat again."

"MDZZ! You are so beautiful and you have to lose a fart?" Li Hui screamed: "Why the more beautiful women pay more attention to weight loss, the more ugly women, the less careful, what should be reduced, and those who should not be reduced? Take jujube pills in this world."

Diao Jing chuckled, not telling him about this problem.

The three of them walked out of the village, and the village chief took dozens of villagers to see off. The beaded flower can exchange a lot of food, which can make them live a good life for a while, but it may not be so good. Three Kingdoms The war is still alive.

The three of them just walked to the entrance of the village, and suddenly, there was a noisy sound in the woods ahead, and it seemed that someone was rushing over.The village head's expression changed drastically: "No, General, you may be chasing soldiers."

"Damn, all nonsense, how many times do you want me to tell you that I am not a defeated general, and I am not chasing soldiers behind me." Li Hui scolded with a smile.

As soon as he finished saying this, two or three hundred people in tattered clothes rushed out of the woods ahead, with tattered clothes, tattered armor, and even the weapons in their hands were tattered.These people have one thing in common, a yellow turban on their heads...

"Yellow Turban thief! God! It's the Yellow Turban thief." The villagers were taken aback, and the timid turned around and ran away, and the daring could not help fighting with both legs.

Li Hui was happy when he saw it. He pointed to the group of yellow thief turbans who rushed over aggressively and said with a smile: "The village chief, look, it is the yellow thief who came here, not the chaser chasing me, I said it all. I am not a defeated general, and I am not chasing soldiers behind me. You don't believe me."

"Ahhhh, now is the time to prove this?" The village chief sweated profusely, turned around and ran away, yelling as he ran, "Master General, you also run quickly, the Yellow Turban thief is ferocious, they look at you. There are many valuable things that will kill you and rob you of your belongings. As for your wife, that can be..." Needless to say, the fool understands.

Li Hui suddenly smiled and said, "Miss Diao, these villagers are not bad, I can't save myself. You take Xiaoyun to hide in the house, and let me deal with it here."

Diao Jing knew that he was very powerful, but when he saw hundreds of thieves outside, he was still terrified: "Okay? Otherwise, let's run away too, don't look at me, I actually run very fast. "

"Why run? Go and hide!" Li Hui raised Fang Tian's halberd and stood at the entrance of the village. The Three Lives Orb had already been thrown into his mouth, and his murderous aura immediately spread from him.He did not speak, and just after standing firm at the entrance of the village, he looked at the surging thieves with calm eyes...

The thieves saw a man standing at the entrance of the village from a distance. He was draped in a set of black armor and carried a Fang Tian painted halberd. He was so impressive that he was shocked.He rushed to Li Hui five or six meters away, and suddenly stopped with a bang.

Then, a guy who looked like the boss came out and asked loudly, "Who are you? Don't stop the uncle from getting rich."

Please accept us as part of Chapter 913

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Two or three hundred thieves lined up in front of the village, and Li Hui was not in the mood to count the number one by one. Anyway, it was almost the right number.He smiled at the leader of the Yellow Turban thief and said: "Yellow Turban thief, well, don't be so ferocious...Actually, I know that you are a group of poor people who were unable to survive by the drought. Forced by life, you had to take the risk and run out. To be a thief army, or to run out to engage in a peasant uprising, your behavior is generally a positive situation of the oppressed and exploited working people resisting tyranny, and it is inevitable to promote social development... ahem... But ah, you peasant uprising should also rob high officials and nobles, kill some corrupt officials, you come to rob other poor people, that's not right!"

Li Hui said solemnly: "You must figure out your class position, stand firmly on the side of the people, and oppose the high-ranking officials and nobles. That is a good People's Rebel army. If you fight even the people, then you don’t. It’s the People’s Rebel Army, but the thief army. Do you understand what I’m saying?"

A group of yellow turban thieves were a little dazed by him. If he was wearing a scholar cedar and standing here talking about it, it might look a little bit like.But he wears a black helmet and black armor, murderous, but the gentleman speaks but doesn't use his hands, which is a bit unacceptable. The style of his painting is wrong!

The leader of the Yellow Scarf thief said, "Well, although the style is a bit inconsistent, what you said is reasonable. We will not rob the villagers in this village, but... depending on your outfit, you are at least an admiral. Senior official, if we rob you, even if we are against the dignitaries, there is nothing wrong with it, right?"

"I'm dizzy!" Li Hui sweated profusely: "There is something wrong, don't you look at me wearing a cat like this, but I am so poor that I can't afford my mistress, and I am a dick!"

The Yellow Turban thieves don't understand words like mistress and dick silk. Anyway, this guy must be a rich official.The thief stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Hui and shouted, "Brothers, go! I took away valuable things from him."

A large group of Yellow Turban thieves rushed up aggressively...

Of course, they only have momentum, but they have no strength. They are all impoverished people who took up a knife and turned into yellow turban thieves. They did not undergo any systematic military training, and their combat effectiveness was so low that they were hungry for a long time. Without much strength, Li Hui Fang Tian swept the halberd, and these guys flew out at random.

Li Hui said while he was beating: "For the sake of you saying that you don't want to rob this village, I will spare you all my life, only the pain, not the death."